>wake up at 6am
>force yourself to clean
>force dress yourself into uncomfortable clothing
>force feed yourself an unhealthy breakfast and force down 20 cups of coffe to energize yourself
>drive 1 hour to get to your job
>slave away at meaningless work other than to make your boss more money while he cuts your pay
>force feed yourself an unhealthy lunch
>go back to making your boss money
>get off
>drive 1 hr back home
>force feed yourself an unhealthy dinner
>be so tired he can't do anything else but self medicate with watching tv and drinking unhealthy beverages
>goes to bed between 9p to 10p
>repeat 5 days a week until he hits retirement age where he realizes he wasted his life for extra income and couldve enjoyed the benefits of being a NEET all along since he still paying on that mortgage, 2 cars, and medical bills
>cries himself to sleep every night realizing he couldve lived the minimalist life and been healthier and happier with his life
Wagekeks actually believe this is the only true path in life, and if you disagree, well you are a loser for not wasting your one and only life away.
>>24374395
Good job fellow NEET, wagekes getting BTFO
>>24374395
wagekecks getting ROASTED today
Samefagging 2bh familia romana
>>24374395
>A NEET imagines how life works.
>>24374508
>3 replies
>4 poster
Wagekeks grasping at straws now. This is how desperate and BTFO they are.
>>24374395
why does the food have to be unhealthy? Its not that hard to prepare something healthy the night before
>>24374395
if you're not working where you getting the money tho
>>24374568
but he just said the wagekek is too tired to do anything after work
>>24374578
This. Also implying NEETS know how to cook anything healthy. Kill yourself nigger. Atleast your parents won't have to live in shame anymore if you die.
>>24374578
The government gives welfare and/or social security to mentally ill people who cant work.
>>24374638
we have the internet you groid, its not hard to find a recipe for anything
>>24374638
>he doesn't understand social benefits
>he doesn't understand how NEETS continue to live while eating healthy
Cooking is not hard. If you can boil water on a stove top, you can cook. Buying raw ingredients and cooking them isn't rocket science. It's also extremely cheap.
>>24374395
WAGEKUKS ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT FUCKING NOW
B T F O
T
F
O
>>24374716
That would involve you actually doing work. Which seems to be rocket science for you neet niggers. Seriously. Kill yourselves. Just leave the house and do it away from society. That way your dear parents won't have to deal with their failure child's corpse. And society won't have to carry you all the way to the grave.
>>24374395
>implying being a sad sack of shit at home isn't also a waste of your life
>>24374395
Thisis the sad truth about wage slavery
>>24374784
No no no you are mistaking us for wagekecks. They are the ones with
>no
Energy because they
>slave away
Their lives.
Today I already cleaned for my professor and modeled for an hour plus I'm taking my classes and doing homework after
>>24374395
The best thing to do is work and build up a large pool of savings that you can retire on at 40
>>24374784
Their parents will force them out sometime in their 20s. Then they'll end up working fast food or retail until they kill themselves or die from all the shitty food they eat. They will become what they despise the most.
>>24374808
But they're spending all their free time reading books, doing hobbies, working out, and fucking your gf while you're at work!
Not, you know, browsing 4chan and reddit, playing steam games, and masturbating five times per day to their waifus. That would be silly!
>>24374845
You won't
>retire
At 40, by the time you
>reach
40 you will have so much
>debt
You will need to work an extra
>20 years
To break even
>>24374784
>grasping at straws
Guess i could expect as much from a wagekek who eats fastfood and frozen premade meals all the time, and doesn't understand the simple science of cooking. Working and shitty meals have brain-damaged you so much.
>>24374883
It's easy to avoid debt, only chumps spend money they don't have
>>24374910
>I'm not like all the other wagekecks
Sure thing now go clean the bathrooms I saw a spot there
>>24374395
This."Yes, it's true" like Huey Lewis sings.
>tfw working in social services and I'm the one who reviews autismbucks renewals
>already filed some "severely depressed and socially anxious" (aka, total bullshit) individuals this week for further scrutinization, and likely won't be renewed
>I get to crush NEETs as my job
Enjoy your NEETbucks while they last, fags. :^)
Better be nice to me on here, or i'll be more liberal with my identifications. All my coworkers hate NEETs, too
So, you're proud of being mentally ill, having a disability, or leeching off your parents?
>NEET logic
>>24375059
What? That's a job?
I just go to my doctor and he sends away some form and my money doesn't go away.
I'm actually unable to work though so maybe it's different for people who can but choose not to.
>>24375059
Good job anon. What are some ridiculous things you've seen people claim as excuses not to work?
>>24375136
of course its a job shitlord, you think big daddy gubmint just sits there and lets neets mooch?
>>24374934
Not everyone who works buys into consumerist bullshit m70
>>24375177
I want a job but every place I've been to in the last month or so just says they're not hiring.
maybe I'm ugly.
>>24375059
You're absolute fucking scum.
>>24375196
NEET faggot detected
>>24375059
God's work, anon.
That's what it's like for a depressed frogposter not for everyone else
>spends all day shitposting about how awful """""wagekeks""""" are
>does nothing for himself or anyone else
>continues to be a burden on his family and his government
Wow, you sure showed us.
>>24375481
As I
>stated
Before wagekeck I already cleaned
>my apartment
And worked on a render
>for an hour
I would have
>my class
In ten minutes but
>my proffeseor
Couldnt make it so I'm
>having
It later
Another day, another relaxing time at vacation. Fancy hotels and dinners. Neetkeks will never know this feel.
>b-b-b-but I'm on permanent vacation!
It's not a vacation if you spend it all in the basement.
>>24375694
Yes goyim slave away all year for a week of annual freedom
>>24374395
normie meme/10 really
you are not welcome here this place is not for you you are not a robot you are not welcome here
reminder that robots reject this meme and only failed normies like it
if you do not reject it you do not belong here
>>24375710
5 weeks per year. And my job is quite relaxed anyway, I can shitpost on 4chan if I want. Basically I do the same thing as neets except I get paid big bucks for it.
this board is not for normies like you normalslime you are not welcome here normalscum you do not belong here normaltrash this place is not for you normalshit this place is for robots
NEETKUCKS LITERALLY BTFOD
>wagekeks still trying to recover from MASSIVE BTFO from Wagekek Wednesday.
>>24374395
I survive by buying and selling stocks, feels good desu senpai.
>>24374395
How to into neet in uk?
>uncomfortable clothing
I hope you're not talking about office wear. If you actually buy clothes that fit (ie not off the rack) all your clothes should be comfortably snug, even the neck with a tie on. I don't know why people have a problem with wearing a tie anyway, it never bothers me. Also I love how I look in a suit, it's a big confidence boost.
>force feed yourself an unhealthy food
Isn't that more of a robot thing. I'm pretty sure I pack a healthy lunch that way I get through the day easier.
>>24374395
>wake up at 11 am
>be useless NEET who will never amount to anything
>eat breakfast bought from my mom's money because mom actually works
>don't clean, play vidya and wank all day
>mom dies one day, no income because no experience and too dumb to get job
>die lonely and bitter from starvation after having wasted an entire lifetime doing nothing and wasting other people's oxygen
>>24376195
noone? pls
>>24375710
it's actually a month of freedom. Plus every weekend. Plus National Holidays. Also, we actually have money to travel somewhere, buy things we want and don't have to leech off of others.
NEETs should just kill themselves and do everyone a favour
>>24374395
132 days per year are actually free, that's company holidays, national holidays and weekends.
Must suck to be a NEET
If you choose to eat garbage and not enjoy what you do, it isn't the job. It's you.
>>24376412
That's not
>even
Half of the year
>wagekeck
Meanwhile 365 days
>of my
Year are free to do whatever
>I
Want
>>24376369
You are not fooling
>anyone
Wagekeck, I know you
>need
To bring your laptop and pay for
>expensive
WiFi in
>those
Vacations because you need to
>report
To Mr shkelstein
>everyday.
Meanwhile
>both
Mom and dad want me to
>go
On vacations with them
And I laugh at those little
>wageslave rooms
Where they are forced to work on
>their free
Time
>>24376341
Except when
>mom
Dies I will inherit
>her
House and I will rent it for
>enough
Money to live
>comfortably
>>24376469
>>24376511
>>24376527
We need more NEETbros like you in our ranks
>>24375530
>Taking classes
>NEET
Pick one
>>24376469
>whatever I want
As long as it doesn't cost anything. Which rules out most things.
These threads are actually just Reddit shitposting right? Or am I literally the only one left that isn't from Reddit? Also if you get genuinly upset about having a job because of an internet meme then that's just sad.
>>24374395
Jesus fucking christ, it's fine to have NEET threads if you feel like it, but you're clogging the catalog and ruining a board with enough problems as is
>>24376571
Daddy
>just
Pays for it, today
>I have
A two hour long drawing class that I take
>twice
A week.
I
>actually
Spend more than
>minimum
Wage every month and I
>don't have
To pay
>rent
>>24376527
so you're a snob leeching off his mom?
>>24376609
The board
>is
Just shit without us
>a bloo
Bloo bloo
>>24376617
I prefer the term
>gentleman
Thank you
>tips art
>>24376511
Hmm strange, I've never had to work from the holidays and I still get paid vacation. I don't even have a work laptop nor a work cellphone.
Oh, mom and dad are taking you on vacations? That's cute. I go with my friends, I met them when I went OUTSIDE.
Must be fun being an eleven year old who gets to go on trips with his mommy and thinks he can live his whole life leeching.
Oh, you want that NEETKUK? That'll be 200$. Oh you don't have that because you don't have a job and you mommy isn't giving you more allowance? Guess you'll just have to suck some more bum's cocks for some cash.
>>24376661
oh my god. Probably a small kid or a fedora-wearing neckbeard who tries to impress girls on the internet with his katana.
Oh no wait you can't afford a katana, you don't have a job
>>24376616
If you're a good boy you will get that new nvidia card for christmas! Meanwhile people out there are enjoying expensive vacations. Something you could never have.
>>24376683
>wagekeck
>friends
Sure you
>spend
Plenty of time outside
>stuck
In trafric that is
We both know you don't
>have
Time for friends or a
>girlfriend
And actually spend those
>vacations
Stuck in your
>motel
Room and only leave
>for the
Free buffette
>>24374395
>Wake up sometime before 11
>Shower quickly
>Wear whatever the fuck I want
>Take subway to work
>Eat company provided breakfast
>Do piss easy work
>Leave at 4
>Get paid inordinate amounts of money
Man being a software developer is hard.
>>24376683
Also I have gone
>on
Vacations with friends
>during
Highschool
And I
>dont
Care much for it
>you
Get stuck in a second rate place
>having
To tolerate the
>same
Drunk assholes
>doing
The same assholery
Everyday.
With regards to the money
>I will
Never have money problems
>no matter
How much you want me to
>am anxious around people I am not familiar with
>especially girls
>hate most people anyways
>get anxiety when it comes to traveling
I am literally not missing out. I am looking at this thread and people bringing up that neets can't travel, and that doesn't affect me at all. Heck, if I am always going to be alone I might as well enjoy my time.
>tfw today is the day i become wagekek.
>>24376710
I
>went on
>expensive
Vacations with
>daddy
And my sister
>last
Year
top roast OP.
Much damage.
>>24375710
I have more meaningful and entertaining experiences during this week than you have for one year in your mother's basement.
I can basically do ANYTHINGA N Y T H I N GI want during this time because i can afford it. I can fuck whores, drink expensive drinks, eat delicious meals, travel to exotic countries and do amazing sports. The best you can do with your "free time" is play fallout 4.
wagekeks being BTFO EVERYDAY
wew lads, just wewew, say hello to goldbergstein for me
>>24376831
>trades an entire year of his life for a week of expensive hollydays
>b-but I can do anything
>fuck whores
And
>mumble mumble
>est expensive meals.
Meanwhile I get an entire year to
>do wathever I want. That includes
>working on my art
Of course
And I can eat better
>than
You the rest of the
>year
For a fraction of the
>cost
>>24376831
>I can fuck whores, drink expensive drinks, eat delicious meals, travel to exotic countries and do amazing sports.
kek but you choose to sit on /r9k/ instead of doing the things you mentioned
typical wagekek
>become NEET after high school
>go to five year reunion
>all wagies and collegekeks are just as they were five years ago but a bit heavier
>they do nothing but work, drink, and netflix
>meanwhile I taught myself how to play an instrument, program, cook, and just recently started writing and drawing
>>24376831
Here's a perfect example of a common wagie response, they assume that everyone's interests match their own and that because you can't do the things they enjoy you're not doing the things you enjoy.
>>24376740
Wow, you are really naive.
I don't waste time in traffic because I take the tram to work - 10 minutes.
Hmm, I have time for my fiancee and my friends every evening, on the weekends and during vacation...
Why...why would I be stuck in my motel? I work so I have money for a nice hotel in a beach region, I only go inside to sleep.
Free Buffet is good though.
It's almost like you don't know anything about life or the world. Either you're a small kid or you're completely shut in, either way you're a NEET LOSER
>>24376859
You wouldn't know this since you have never managed to get a job in your life, but my boss is actually pretty relaxed.
Also I get to work next to a hot colleague chick.
>>24376912
>wagekek takes joy out of having boring time with his fiancee (who spends all day doing...) and "friends" (doing something to his fian...)
>literally lists things he can buy as a measure of his happiness
>never talks about one ambition of value
Typical wagekek, born to mediocrity and wageslaving.
>>24376912
>he thinks
>15 minutes
A day is enough time for
>friends
And a
>girlfriend
The only thing that you have
>time
For is Mr shekelstein
You should be
>saving
For your divorce instead of taking
>those expensive
Vacations
For when you find out all your
>friends
Have been fucking your
>fiance
>>24376889
132 days is a bit more than a week, at least research before you try to insult, kiddo.
You get to work on your "art" (making pepes) but have to ask your mommy for extra allowance every time you wanna buy an item that costs more than 10$.
You have to insult normal people on the internet to justify your sad life
>>24376939
>wagekek gladly making shekels for goldsteinberger
Color me surprised, wagecukc likes the keking.
>>24374395
Ha. I laugh at all the wagekeks who don't work from home for their family business.
>wake up at 7:25
>stumble down my stairs and log onto computer before 7:30 so everyone knows im awake
>make coffee and have a smoke
>dick around on the internet until 9:30
>make breakfast. Usually 4 eggs and a protein shake
>have a smoke and make another cup of coffee
>actually get some work done around
>intermittent work and browsing until noon
>heat up some lunch, usually chicken or steak, some rice and a salad
>eat and do more work
>shower around 2
>do 2 hours of legitimate work before the days over
>dip out 30 minutes early to go to the gym
All this and I made 100k last year. I know no one will believe me but all my friends hate me for how easy I have it.
>>24376939
>guys look at me i get to sit next to a hot chick! holy shit guys, maybe she will even look at me! how cool am i bros?
>>24376939
I imagine Mr
>shkelstein
Is pretty relaxed when you give him
>his
Daily blowjob
Enjoy the
>money shot
Wagekeck
>>24376959
>Take vacations together with my fiancee
>don't have to project my bad relationship experiences onto others
>15 minutes? more like 5 hours (18:00-23:00) if you could actually calculate.
>>24376966
I also fap and have on many occasions had hookers come to my house during work. I bang them when I am supposed to be working.
I really wish I could tell my friends this but the shame would be too much. Perhaps when we are in our 40s and no one gives a fuck anymore.
>>24376988
You just ran out of arguments and now you're just being silly
>>24376966
NEET landlord reporting in
feels good to be a part of modern day aristocracy doesn't it anon? certainly feels great to me
sometimes I feel bad for all the miserable wagekeks but I guess people like you and me were just born to win
>>24376960
I already
>told
You that I spend more
>than
Minimum wage
>every
Month
(And I don't even pay rent)
Insulting you
>is
Only a perk of my
>life
>>24374395
>20 cups of coffe
Jesus Christ man
>>24377003
>the wagecukc
thinks he has arguments
>as he daily goes
on to making
>his
boss more money
>while
his fiance
>keeps cukcing him at home
>>24377019
Much respect towards you. Most of my friends are either college dropouts or have a degree but still work in the service industry waiting tables.
They all know how much money I make and how easy my job is. They get incredibly boot blasted when I tell them I don't believe in tipping and that their job isn't hard.
They brag about making 100-150$ on a really good night and I just chuckle to myself. I blow $300-400 a week on hookers and useless shit on Amazon.
>>24376966
>all that. Coffee and smokes
This
>can't
Be real.
I could
>study
Law and work with
>m father
But I don't see
>the point
Since I get all my
>nessecitys covered
>>24376996
>only five hours
What a kek. Living like that has to suck shit. If I were you I'd cut out thee hours of sleep.
>wake up at 10:30 pm
>get out of bed because living is a pleasure and joy
>already took shower morning after work so no need to
>put on swag drag
>brush my chompers
>make delicious sammiches for my lunch (yummy)
>eat healthy breakfast, classic eggs and toast and tall glass of milk
>no coffee because don't need it
>smoke American Spirit all natural cigs without added chemicals like other brands
>hop in humble ride that takes me where I need to go
>listen to APR or my own mp3s as I commute to job
>clock in at 12am
>have wonderful productive day surrounded by diverse collection of co-workers filled with hopes dreams and aspirations like all hard working Americans
>get my fill of social interactions that make me less autistic and less of a NEET manchild errday negro
>enjoying the rush of fulfilling my duties while females are constantly vying for my attention and trying to get in my pants
>come home from work and enjoy relaxation that a NEET will never experience
>sleep like baby knowing I have the respect of my family and society for being normal and reaching a bare minimum of functional behavior like having a job
>dream about what I will spend my wagebucks on, probably clothes or a gym membership because I exist in society and my personhood matters to other unlike a NEET who has to read Max Stirner and brainwash himself into believing he has value in his own little world
check mate needy meaty neety
>>24376996
>it's ok guys
At least I get to
>fuck
My fiance during my
>week long
Hollydays
>once or twice
>>24377053
Can you stop writing like that? It's disturbing. It makes you look mentally retarded.
>>24377075
DELUSIOND E L U S I O N
>>24377073
It does suck.
Not him but i leave home at midnight and get home around 4pm 5-7 days a week. I worked from july 4th to 6th without going home
>>24377075
Top fucking kek, the wageslave is beyond salvation.
>>24377075
>can't afford to eat some cheap restaurant menu
>can maybe afford clothes and a gym membership at the end of the month
Why the fuck would you wagekecks do this? Is this really how your life is like?
>>24377113
Are you
>perhaps
A little bit
>upset
Wagekeck?
>>24377075
>these wageslaving hours
>because I exist in society
more like you sleep in society
>>24377164
Well I have no need for plastic toys or colorful pixels since I have a life, unlike neets who need all the imaginary friends and escapism they can throw a foodstamp card at just to stay semi sane.
>tfw doing job and qt female with big butt is breaking her neck to check me out
feels good man
>>24377189
I'm enjoying my drink at my luxurious vacation resort. Why would I be upset at a basement-dwelling nobody who can't type properly?
>>24377208
I was already a bit of a night owl to begin with, my hours are PERFECT for me. You don't know the feeling of leaving work and the morning air hits you, a little rain, a lot of sun. It's glorious, prime hours. Night time is the right time NEETo
>>24377231
Enjoy that drink while it
>lasts
You most than anyone
>needs it
After all it's
>Monday again
In a couple days, that means
>back
To the office for
>that dollar
>>24376966
>Family business
You had luck faM.
>>24377226
You don't have time nor money for them
>enjoy
Your workplace
>fantasys
That coworker is
>fat
And was checking out
>Mr shekelsteins
>wallet
She will soon be
>your superior
If she gets in
>bed
With him
>>24374395
NEETs are the scum of the earth.
You wouldn't even exist if someone else hadn't worked for you.
You are using a computer that was BUILT by people who WORK.
You are eating food that was PREPARED by people who work.
The basement you're dwelling in was BUILT by people who WORK.
Jesus you're proud of being a naive little shit with no life, go kill yourself
>>24377226
>successful lifestyle of a CEO
>fulfilling existence
>very attractive
>arguing in meme threads in /r9k/
hahahaha, it's almost like he believes what he's typing here.
poor creature, the stress from the wageslaving is making him delusional
>>24374395
>drive 1 hour to get to your job
>drive 1 hr back home
I live 10 minutes from my job, if you are spending 2 hours driving to and from work then you need a new job or a new place to live that is closer to work.
>while he cuts your pay
Never had a pay cut, only raises.
>>24377315
>fat
low test beta neet detected, no wonder you're afraid of going outside LOL
>>24377075
>have wonderful productive day surrounded by diverse collection of co-workers filled with hopes dreams and aspirations like all hard working Americans
>I have to serve Mr. Shekelstein until i can retire x100000.
>>24377339
So she was fat
Kek
>my
Intuition
>never
Fails
>>24377329
Such is the life of a king
Damn, it's a full-blown war going on in this thread.
>>24377353
Your grammar does apparently.
>>24377344
>I have to serve
I'm not forced to do anything, I simply chose to be productive and people value that.
>>24377337
Gotta work hard for that
>two dollar
An hour raise
>he does it for free
>he shitposts on 4chan all day long
>he weighs 300 pounds
>he lives in the basement
>he has never kissed a girl
>>24377329
The true nature of the wageslave emerges, envious of not having what a selected few do.
Don't worry. Shekelbergoldsteiner will reward you adequately for your efforts. Go out there and wageslave your life away.
![o-KELLY-MARTIN-BRODERICK-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NprJtOo.jpg "o-KELLY-MARTIN-BRODERICK-facebook[1].jpg")
>>24377339
Go back to /r/fatacceptance you high calorie beast.
>>24377394
>it's my choice
Kek its
>not
Only neets get to
>choose
You were
>programed
For this
>>24375059
Fuck you. I hope you die in a ditch.
>>24377396
>Why
Do you
>talk like this
You colossal faggot
>>24377394
Haha deluded wagie.
>I have to work because i "choose to be a slave" !
>>24377394
>I'm gonna starve to death and be out of the pittance of social acceptance I have if I stop wageslaving
>I simply chose
>>24374395
how does it feel to have achieved nothing?
>>24377454
Don't
>make fun
Of my condition
>please
>>24377482
How does it feel to equate working with achievement?
>>24375196
Fuck off NEET
>>24374395
I like going to work though
>>24377329
>You are using a computer that was BUILT by people who WORK.
>You are eating food that was PREPARED by people who work.
>The basement you're dwelling in was BUILT by people who WORK.
exactly, I'm this much above you and you can't do anything about it since it's not 1789 anymore
feels good pham
>>24377462
>>24377467
hehe you guys are so funny, welp I have better things to do then waste time with you sad sacks, next time come up with something better then "NUH UH WAGIE BAD MUH BRIAN HURTS MOM I NEED MUH MEALS"
>>24377506
>WORK
You mean slave away for someone elses profit?
You are not working just to survive like some tribes in africa or nomads in mongolia, you have to make profit for Mr.Shekelstein goy, that's what your overtime is for.
Don't forget that your deadline is on monday, keep working hard.
>>24376889
Post your art
>>24377568
>he makes a wage
>he's a slave
ummm does not compute I think your NEET lifestyle is affecting your basic grip on reality :^)
peace
>>24377546
>I have better things to do
indeed, get ready for your subhuman night-shift work
I mean nobody else wants to do it so it's gottta be you haha! lucky wageslave!
>>24377546
>the wageslave retires, triggered
Absolutely C.U.C.K.O.L.D.E.D.
>>24377568
Except when you work for yourself on your schedule
>>24377619
Im the 5% - 1 % ! What i say is true for everyone.
How does one become a neet tb while still having some sort of income? I think i may want to change lifestyles.
>>24377568
the hell are you on about, my whole point was my neet lifestyle was superior because peasant wageslaves have to work so I can continue my workfree existance
NEETs are literally aristocracy and peasant wageslaves can't even rebel anymore, they accept they were born to slave away as it should be
>>24377606
>>24377611
>the self proclaimed philosopher kings can't even come up with a basic argument other then childish name calling
:^) with all that free time and countless hours spent swimming around in your heads you should have been able to hash out a reasonable train of thought for why you enjoy being on financial life support for your disorders kek
alright now I'm out, blowing you faggots the fuck out is just too much fun teehee
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>>24377605
>reality
Keep pushing that stone up the mountain, Sisyphus. It's what all cool goys do.
Your percieved reality is just the wish of Mr. Goldbergstein to purchase a golden yacht.
>>24377727
>he never had a job
>thinks it's similar to a hypothetical myth
oh I am laughin to the bank
I met my gf through my job. Now we're happily living together and play mariokart naked in the beautiful apartment we can afford with our wagebuxand her tits are DD
>>24375795
you mean normieday
>>24376600
this. the Facebook normalshits are here en masse, and real robots that welcome other robots reject these facebook memes and if you like them you do not belong here
>>24374842
>Today I already cleaned for my professor and modeled for an hour plus I'm taking my classes and doing homework after
you're not a neet m8, do you even know what that word means? and why are you taking classes? to be a wagekeck later?
btw; NEET = Not in Education Employment orTraining iirc.
>>24377717
>Accept NEETs have zero real world power, influence or control, the opposite of aristrocracy.
What power do you have exactly? The power is to serve? Kek!
If Goldbergstein says you that have to work 7 days a week then you will obey, or you will be fired.
Wageslaves are the serfs of their superiors.
Neets are like the medieval kings who didn't have to work.
Neets were Kingz n shiit, and they still are.
>>24377760
Big tits are shit
This just shows me that NEETs don't understand what balance is, to be expected I guess with their mental illnesses
>>24377760
>and her tits are DD
>>24377755
Yeah goy, keep working 40 + years for your retirement, everything gets better with old age, 72 virgins will wait for you once you finished your wageslave years!
>>24377714
>wagekek shitposts
>thinks it's an argument
Wew, his teary eyes are now typing for him, after being reminded of his wageslavery. Wew, lads, just wew.
>>24377819
King of what?
>being a slave to autismbucks
lol
>>24377869
Worried about your future eh needy neet? Just keep voting Sanders, I'm sure he'll stop the mean jewish government from cutting your benefits like a spoiled child gets cut off from sweets :^)
>>24377894
The kings of something which you will never get of course: free time and a healthy and relaxed mind.
>>24377905
Oh I forgot Sander is a shekelstien as well, so the NEETs are supporting shekelstien while at the same time denouncing working folks for "making the jews money" such hypocrisy is reserved only for people who can't function in nominal society I guess
>>24377905
Your future will consist of you being an old wrinkly sack of shit surrounded by other wrinkly sacks of shit in the cancerward, enjoy your "future"
>>24377929
And as a king of that free time, you shit post on r9k, amazing
What else do you accomplish with that free, relaxed mind with all this time at your disposal?
>>24377961
at least a wagekek has hope for one, a neet is pretty much doomed, a delayed suicide as it were. Kind of sad to be honest fambam
>>24377905
>>24377946
>be a wagekek
>be so buttblasted about one's miserable life one has to bring politics into the discussion
I'm voting Trump my little miserable friend, he knows wagekeks are to be exploited and made to work shitty night-shift jobs. That's what mediocre men like you were born for. Cry more now.
this normie meme is trash actually
>>24378025
I like my hours though
>exploited
You're resorting to liberal buzzwords and then voting Trump, truly confused you are to be completely honest witchu family guy
>>24378025
LOL
>politics piss off NEETs because they know they're at Uncle Sam's mercy and can't stand the thought of autismbucks getting cut off
absolutely top kek
>>24374395
Wagekek here, I eat healthy and do things I enjoy when I get home. I actually like my job and the people at it, it helped me get over my social anxiety and make friends again after being a shut in for two and a half years.
>>24377546
Those
>15 minutes
Surely fly by don't they?
normalslime leave if you are a happy NEET you are a failed normie you are not welcome here you are not welcome here you do not belong here you are rejected here you do not fit in here you have no friends here you are not part of the community
>>24378051
Oh shit, some retarded normie had to end the fun.
>>24378062
They just don't want to face the fact they are part of the welfare class, like niggers. NEETs are niggers and I use that term in the sense of being a worthless sack of shit that is cancer to society. The state loves niggers because they necessitate the need for state intervention and growth, when they should just get a job :^)
>>24378051
>howNEETspendshistime.jpg
LMAO
>>24374585
Wagekek checking in. I used to eat terribly unhealthy food until I got my raise and got paid enough where my wife didnt have to work. Now she cooks me tonnes of healthy meals that I can bring with to my workplace.
Only 24 and already earned a high enough salary to support a NEET wife.
>>24374395
>not drinking ridiculous amounts of coffee
There's nothing quite as nice as temporary drug induced mental illness.
>>24378149
>what is the NEET wife doing while he wageslaves away...
Oh boy, indeed a wagecukc.
I used to not have a job until I was 21. I spent all my time reloading 4chan and reading wikipedia being terribly bored. Now that I have less time to get bored with the internet I enjoy my internet time more, and I have money to buy new computer parts and fast food. So I'd say working has made my life a bit better. Your mileage may vary.
>>24376361
>do you have a legitimate problem
if yes go to doctor tell them your trying to get income support and ask for a fit note
send it to gubmint, recieve money
If no, get a job or they will force you to
Normies gettin' stormy ITT
>>24378149
>using your money to support a female leech
top kuk
If you have a crippling disease or depression that prevents you from working, you have already lost. Your free time doesn't matter next to your physical and mental well-being
>tfw will recieve a home and sizable inheritance when my parents pass
>tfw can NEET for the forseeable future
Feels GREAT mane. Do you wage slaves even /biz/?
>>24378383
Being married saves me about $20,000/year in taxes. Thats enough to pay for her expenses alone. The fact that she cooks and keeps our apartment clean makes it a very beneficial arrangement from a business perespective.
Plus she is also my only friend
>>24378497
You sound like a cvck to be honest
>>24378497
You'd have to make bank to have 20k avoidable in taxes.
>>24378525
She is literally the anti slut. Once a barista flirted with her and she refuses to return to that coffee shop because it made her so embarrassed.
You guys are just jealous I have a qt3.14 sex servant and you eat lunchabells and use flesh lgihts for sex
>>24378559
I do make bank. I make close to $200,000 a year. I am software engineer at a big prestigious tech company.
hint they sell shit online and do lots of cloud computing shit
>>24378577
I have to go shower and get to work now. Enjoy your plebian bagel bites lifestyles
>>24377075
>Smoke American Spirit all natural cigs without added chemicals like other brands
1/10 bait dont try so hard next time
Basement dweller was a perfectly good description. I see no reason changing it to NEET.
>>24378839
>triggered wagecvck
BTFO, as usual.
>>24374395
>be wagekek
>this is all completely correct
The wagekek life is pretty shit senpai. The only thing keeping me going is the knowledge that each day is one day closer to the end of the 50 years or so of it I need to do until I can NEET it up again in my retirement.
>>24378891
Oh. You got me good Neet. :^)
But surely you do some work too, no?
I bet your mom ask you to take out the trash sometimes?
>>24379062
My mommy loves me.
She cooks me a special meal everyday. On monday hamburgers, on tuesday lasagna, on wednesday roasted veggies, on thursday chicken salad, on friday some fish and on saturday tendies. On sundays we eat somewhere. Only fair for me to take out the trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIA5Z2mhk5s
>Wagekek Simulator 2015
>>24375059
Go ahead. See you on court, buddy. You'll be the next one fired from his job for discrimination just like the last two were.
>be at work now
>taking 10 minute lunch break
>feel like shit
You NEETs win you are right. My life is shit. Shit my break is over back to the coal mines.
>>24379434
jesus fucking christ, asians take the whole brainwashing thing to another level
>>24377815
This, this, and more this. Fucking hipsters.
>>24379514
I just like roleplaying. Do you have a problem with that? You get triggered too easily, wagecukie? What's up with you, really?
You have deep seated problems there. Seek a therapist.
>>24374395
What if I am that boss and kek my employees while I sit in my nice leather chair with a bottle of Johnnie walker, whisky rocks, and browsing le pepe face may may thread?
>>24375059
Someone dox his ass and relay this info to his god king (boss). We'll make him one of us :D
>>24379591
Why DOX him he's doing gods work.
>>24375059
This makes me want to work in social services
>>24379591
>implying a neet would lick the cheeto dust off his fingers to accomplish such work
>>24375194
Retail is your best bet right now senpai
>>24379591
>someone dox his ass
typical NEET, not taking thing into his own hands, needs someone else to do it for him
>>24379831
Relax, m8y.
The thread will reach the archive and that faggot will be properly doxxed.
>>24379959
>The thread will reach the archive
Why are some threads pruned or deleted and others archived?
