Ever been caught masturbating?
Many times. I was a very horny child.
I've been caught with my pants around my ankles, but never with my dick out or mid fap.
Ye. My friends mum caught me flicking the benis in her room.
>be me 13
>just discovered masturbating
>jacking off all the time
>jacking off after shower one night
>mum walks in
>ohfuck.jpg
>she looks at me
>i look at her
>she closes the door
>i stay in my room
>30 mins later shes givivng me a talk on how its natural etc etc
>>24374336
When I was 13 my dad caught me giving a bj
After my friend fled for their life I was beaten severely. Be grateful your mum wasn't nuts.
>>24374269
Nope and I'm not scared to get caught while jacking off. I'm more scared of getting caught while on drugs, which I do more often than masturbating
>>24374413
Guy on guy bj..?
4+ times idk probably more.
I've never had any privacy. Now my dick goes soft as soon as I stop touching it so I don't get caught with a diamond boner.
Fucking nosy parents, man... They also made fun of me after.
>>24374448
Yeah. I was experimental.
Never, because I'm a fucking fap ninja. They may suspect, I mean, almost everyone masturbates, but they have never caught me...white handed.
>>24374495
That's a brojob, nothing wrong with that senpai. Tell your parents that it's not gay as long as you think of a girl and the balls dont touch
I never got caught but have you ever thought back to when you first started jerking off and at that age you think you're a genius hiding your tracks because you never get caught? But now you realize all kinds of shit, and you know that your parents knew they just never said anything.
All the cum stained shit your mom had to wash, basically.
>>24374269
who is that guy again?
and yes i was caught as i was cuming and my dad looked at my dick and said "god dang" and i rolled over and goodnight
>>24374523
I kinda swallowed his balls too..
Later we popped eachothers boicherrys.
Fun night desu
>>24374566
Oh well ;) doesnt hurt to try eh
I live alone and one time friends tried to came over but I wasn't answering the door so they moved behind my window and saw me masturbating. I didn't have curtains and I didn't notice them. They told me it was a traumatic sight.
>>24374623
The same happened to me but she waited until I finished then knocked on the window. She thought it was hilarious.
>tfw "like a brother to me"
>>24374524
>tfw washed my own clothes as a kid
>tfw had my own personal trashcan that I emptied every week
>tfw never got caught fiddling my wingus, and never left any tracks
I was beyond paranoid about getting caught as a kid and teen so I made 110% sure that K never got caught or left tracks
Feels good man
>>24374577
It actually does desu senpai kek
>>24374654
She probably still knew because everyone does it once puberty hits anyways.
>>24374269
Yes, by my sister...in her room. I am still mortified by it.
>>24374705
She might have known that I did in general but I never actually got caught or left traces of myself doing it
>>24374269
at least 30 times
once by dad
25 times by old roomate
4 times by new one
>>24374523
>it's not gay! boypucci is the same, if not better!
Faggot
>>24374636
She was probably dripping and you fucked it up by not hitting on her when she teased you.
Caught while masturbating? No.
But most of the times my undies are cum stained because just using paper towels isn't enough to catch all the cum. I got a big dik and much cums, so some cums stays inside dik and some of it slowly spills out afterwards.
>>24374727
25 times by a roomie?
>>24374269
When I was fifteen I had started looking at porn, and because I'm a religifag I felt, and still kinda feel guilty about it. I told my mom and she and my dad just put NetNanny on my computer and didn't talk about it.
Of course, now they make jokes about me beating one off ALL the time. It really offends me, especially since I ratted myself out to them and they practically blackmail me with it.
I'd fallen asleep mid-fap, no bottoms, tits out, porn on my desktop. My dad came in and woke me up and was all angry.
Later he was like, sorry for being so angry, I'm okay with it. I think maybe he thought I was cam-whoring, but then realized I was too ugly for that to be possible. I was 18.
>>24374806
When did you start jerking off?
>>24374806
This guy again
There was a time when I was staying in Africa to help out at a hospital and a hot female doctor was in the same area as us and would eat dinner with the rest of us.
I would go to bed and edge for like ten seconds and then fall asleep as fast as I could. I got wet dreams that were better than any fap session. Course I had to wake up and cleanup as fast as I could, I was sleeping not ten feet from my sis and I didn't want to get caught in the morning with jizz covered pants and an erection.
>>24374825
Same time, about fifteen. I'd only been doing it about two weeks when I started feeling guilty, and I thought I was addicted.
