ITT: Autistic shit that you do,
I'll start.
>Pour seasonings and spices into the palm of my hand, then lick it off
In cubicles or in my own toilet I like to piss on my hand.
I just love the warm feeling.
>>24374043
I do this too. It's delicious.
>>24374043
what kind of fucking animal.. is that..
>>24374229
Neckbeard bird
Get very defensive about my Anime. If anyone comments on what Im watching in public I will feel like theyre tying to separate me from my waifu.
I also put my hand over the screen to block put comments from other fans so i feel like its just my anime.
I dont mind sharing with you guys though
>>24374282
Your waifu is shit
Anime is shit
SHE ISN'T REAL LOSER LMAO
I like to piss outside. It's not a fetish, I can piss inside but I prefer pissing outside.
See this toy plane? I bring it with me EVERYWHERE.
Literally, I have to be holding on to it everywhere I go.
I dont play with it though, its for comfort
When I'm home alone I like to walk weirdly around the house. I just try to do the most spastic walk I can. Sometimes I do this with no trousers or underwear on, but I always keep on my shirt.
>piss all over my legs, body, face before I get in the shower
>run with my arms in front of me because I'm paranoid about invisible walls
>act ''schizophrenic'' when I'm alone
>never make direct eye contact
I say: "nya " sometimes when I get nervous or excited
>>24374426
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII XDDD
m8 fuck off
>>24374350
its a pretty cool plane tbqh
>>24374350
I used to do the same thing with this can of spray paint I got from my friend till I lost it
>>24374367
I do something similar. If I'm alone at home, I spaz out on purpose and act weird.
simulate conversations with lots of people. workmates, parents, friends from elementary school, from middle school, high school, internet friends, teachers, etc etc. i hate it but thats the consequence of not having forced myself to try to chad up early in life
>>24374350
I think I have the same one, other colours though
>>24374528
why a spray paint can they aren't small exactly
>>24374043
>never drink alcohol
>never smoke
>never do drugs
>never have a relationship or sex
These are the basic rules. I never question them.
>>24374350
I used to have one just like jt
>Fantasize about being semi famous and doing full interview conversations in my head.
>Still sleep with the blanket i had as a child
>Have a weird tick whenever I think really hard about something really fast where my fingers just start moving really weird.
>>24374625
Also this.
I say b0ss too much.
I think up fantasy worlds in my head. I also think up ways I would have adapted book/game to movie adaptation or to TV adaptation. For example, I'd have done The Walking Dead differently.
I use these fantasy worlds I think of to help me sleep at night, hoping I dream about them.
>>24374671
I've done all of those things, these days I do none of them though.
>>24374043
Wait, that's an autistic thing to do? Well shit.
> got a certain haircut so i could pass as a trap
> don't even want to be a real trap, i just like a more feminin look
> i rarely talk so some new co-workers
think i'm a girl
i put my hands like a dinosaur when i'm trying to decide on a selection. it's mainly subconscious but when i stop and think about my body language it's kinda odd. i also walked really hunched over sometimes doing the dinosaur hands if i'm in deep thought while walking. being hunched over is mainly bad posturing from so much internet and video games.
>>24374043
Multi purpose spice never had a better purpose
>get angry every time when I accidentally kick something over
>talk with myself
>organize and collect massive amount of porn while having everything else unorganized
>consciously making every step when walking outside
film myself sleeping naked
>>24374783
I think imagining fantasy worlds is a normal thing to do, it's the only thing that gets me through my boring wageslave grind
>>24374416
>run with my arms in front of me because I'm paranoid about invisible walls
Been playing too mouch mount&blade huh
>>24374416
> Afraid of invisible walls
My fucking sides op
>addicted to BBC
>fap to bbc immidietly right as i wake up
>fap to thoughts of white extermination etc
I genuinly hope the white race gets exterminated through black breeding
>>24375629
Its always a whitey posting this.
>Fantasize about being on the conan show, where I'm the most intelligent and very successfull person
>Imagine "breaking the normie rules" of acting cool and laidback, but instead run around, do kickflips, hump against conans head, do crazy tricks
>Imagine disrespecting conan obrien and they bring in bodyguards, but I make cool moves and knock two of them out without problems and get remembered as the coolest craziest person alive
I suspect I actually might be bipolar, or atleast manic, since i fool myself into believing i will become famous and rich one day
>>24374043
dang that pic is what autism feels like when youre trying to hide your expressions from people
>>24374060
thats as autistic as it gets
>>24374043
>ITT: Autistic shit that you do,
not take compliments well. eat alone all the time every time, go to the movies alone, stay in doors the majority of my time, not communicate with my mom or dad or brother, pee in bottles, avoid people because i think they can pick up on my autistic uneasiness like OPs pic. everything just feels so out of it and anxious
>>24374350
i... recall this one. i think. i know i do.
and its probably one of those matrix glitches, or coma dream symbols telling me to wake up. but i do recall this one in perticular.
>>24375698
also whenever i go for a walk somewhere ill find myself unconsciously touching things like walls fences the plants that are nearby clothes on a rack in a store etc just to feel them. i do this all the time and cant control it unless i actively tell myself not to
Haven't felt this since High School
>Sitting in classrom, everyone is quietly working
>Have the urge to yell at the top of my lungs just to see everyone's reaction
>>24374783
i do this too, when i'm in bed i put my myself into movies or shows.
>>24375512
Well I want to be a writer so I don't think its as autistic really.
>>24375629
For a moment I thought you meant the TV channel.
>>24375845
That's actually natural and common, I forget what its called but it's also the suspected cause of tourettes syndrome.
>>24374043
I created a stable fantasy world with a long and deep lore behind it, as well as a character representing myself
Everytime i meet a new person IRL, i put them in my world and give them a proper role, with importance and alignment proportional to their IRL disposition and role towards me, and change this things according to what they do IRL. Like for example if someone starts bothering me, i turn him into an evil element in my world, and so on. I also create adventures and events in the same way.
I've been doing this since i was 14, now i'm 21 and i remember every single detail of my world developement in all this time. So far, my world has (had, since i tend to kill a lot of them when they exit my IRL life) more than 100 unique characters and a long-lasting and coherent story involving them and myself.
>addicted to dance moms show
>I have convinced myself, that some one is watching me through their dream 24/7 and I can't get that thought off my head and that is making me paranoid
>>24375985
that's...great anon
>>24375947
>>24374783
everyone does this, people post shit like,'I spend way too much time every day imagining myself in fantasy worlds/situations' on yik yak and it gets upvoted by everyone
>>24374416
What the fuck is acting schizophrenic
I draw outfits for my waifu
Have two imaginary friends who I genuinely believe have a measure of autonomy
I like to visualize myself in third person as I go about my things
When ever I'm driving I just start yelling and the I get scared someone's in the back seat so I keep yell/talking until I get home
>>24375985
If you draft up a script you might be able to put together a book and get it published. How do you keep all this information? In a document or in your autistic mind?
>>24375985
Nice man. I do something similar but mine is a lot more episodic and vague. I want to take it to the next kevel I want to try your thing
I think that sometimes people can read my mind and I dont know it. When I start thinking about it I analyse how they react when I think of certain things. It causes me to freak out because I convince myself that they are in fact reading my mind.
Its more paranoia i suppose
>>24374229
Great Potoo
Generally whatever show or game I am into at the time, I like to pretend I'm the main protagonist and act like they would in my daily life.
I created my own dream world.
Its the same as the real world but there lives nobody.
>>24376103
iktf sometimes too m8
>>24376035
It's hard to describe but I just get really paranoid and sperg the fuck out, doing strange body movements, convulsing and making weird noises. I just cant control it, unless I'm around other people, even then it still slips out
>>24376078
The latter. However, because i started when i was young the first part it's really cringy and shonen-like. It has become more deep and complicated with time, but the backbone of the story remains that first part
Whenever my mom runs the bathwater I tell her I need in to go pee and then pee in her tub
It's not really autistic but I've been doing it since I was 5
>>24374691
I do kinda similar shit desu. The finger thing too.
Talk to myself and sometime answer back.
Be paranoia as shit out in public.
Have an inner hate of blacks I don't know.
I have an imaginary girl that I talk to constantly when alone and fap to the thought of every night
She's basically my gf
>>24374043
in any game that allows you to approach people without getting instantly killed, i like to walk up to the most verbose person in the room and stand directly behind them, saying nothing
if the game has animations or moves that are easily executed and the player in question does one, then i'll do the same
i can do this for hours on end, usually until the person leaves
>>24374043
The second I'm alone I finger my ass while chanting
kill me kill me kill me I know I know I knooowooowoowooowwww kill meeeee
I've been doing it for so long I even have devolved a shaman like chant while I do it.
I sit on the toilet and do it.
Fingers in my ass smoking hash
chanting kill me
It's getting weird now that a girl lives with me
>>24376169
I did this after Red Dead Redemption until I accidentally called my mum ma'am with an american accent.
My autism prevents me from talking about my secrets. I wont explain why.
But ok, I tell part of my autism. Does anyone play terraria? I have 3500 characters made in Hardcore mode (you die, character gets deleted)
Built enormous cities, with taxation system, mafia system, governmental system, warfare, weapon smuggling, also got secret jew who seeks to dominate the banking industry but havent conquered it so far. I got alot of text-document in my computer, which people are enlisted in the different armies, private security firms, banking debt. Also active police folder filled with murder and crime investigations where police rank up if they solve crime. Also three notepads of information drawn down.
Everything exists in my terraria world, and will buy a 3k computer with enough ram to have real warfare with 100+ soldiers battling, instead rejoining with only 10 soldiers for each stage of battle.
I have also learned alot about the world by doing this, i've seen the absolute benefits for economy and increase of production by banking, bailouts etc.
Mix this all together with weed and i get in so deep its incredible, lets face it, the real world sucks and I wont make, I enjoy my own world despite it not being too fair to my characters.
Nations have risen and fallen, others still stand since the beginning of time, hardcore characters still alive from 2009-2010.
Now you know my secret.
>>24376708
This is awesome. Please, share more.
>>24376708
oh thats neat man
![[Final8]Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! - OVA (BD 10-bit 1280x720 x264 AAC)[8AE32D68].mkv_snapshot].png](https://i.imgur.com/VkaLPBL.jpg "[Final8]Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! - OVA (BD 10-bit 1280x720 x264 AAC)[8AE32D68].mkv_snapshot].png")
>wear blanket around neck like it's a cape
>make poses with hands
>>24376748
I often watch a movie and make characters related to the movie. I got about 100 characters by searching for famous italian mobsters, got many tabs related to different names, sometimes i browse ancient names, and tailor characters after that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian-American_mobsters
http://www.behindthename.com/names/usage/ancient-greek
I really dont know what else to tell you, currently there is a communistic russian regime inspired by Papers Please, which documents all citizens, and murders individuals who have more money than they should.
They are working on a farfetched plan to crash their rival nations economy by chock-flood cheap armors, potions and weapons. I dont think it will work, but the economy has become a living organism.
It won't be too long until the jews control all the businesses and financial system. Soon, the days of a brave adventurer freely exploring and coming home with gold, will be gone. Matter of fact, it almost already is.
All ore-mines are owned by corporation, so workers only get 20% of what they dig, it costs money to cross borders, guns are regulated, soon every citizen will be stuck in a system where they become wagecuCK's for a couple of silver, while the rulers hold massive amount of gold/platinum.
After that, magic will disappear, it will become a myth, and no longer can common people have 200+ HP when all crystal hearts have been farmed out, and saved for the ruling elite. Same with mystical magic weapons, it will be secret technology.
Also secret society/organizations exists who have their own agenda and protecting their sovereign. My world litterly have everything, every scenario and event, Spartan nation filled with Chad's who never break their code, tree-hippie elves, ooga booga africans, redneck moonshiners living deep in forest.
I wish there was XL-map mode because my world is getting pretty packed.
>>24376103
>think people are reading my mind
>start screaming inside my mind so the reader gets annoyed and moves to another mind
why do I do this?
>pretend to be interviewed as if I was some game developer
>pretend to give instructions on how to shoot a handgun to a first timer
>explain the plot of mgs to myself out loud
just kill me tbqh
>>24375985
Are you Chris chan?
>>24374301
That normal, I do it too when I go out for a smoke in my back yard, as long as its not in public.
Can't listen to music without pretending im the singer and imagine the reaction of all my related and people i hate when they see me triumphing with my talent and feeling bad about their crappy lifes, also with movies(im the director and main character)
Oh, every time im left alone i have to make sure there's no one in the house, even if see everyone leaving i have to look up the whole house
I play Comand and Conquer 3(ps1) realistic mode, every soldier has a name, every tank, i plan my strategy pretending im the main head of the security department
Ive my own harem in my head of girls i know irl i could never fuck, their are my sexual slaves
And well, i fantasy a lot, im trying to change that i know is austisic and it makes me loose my time but my life is so lame and shitty that for now is everything i got
>>24377145
>Ive my own harem in my head of girls i know irl i could never fuck, their are my sexual slaves
I dont fantasies about girls anymore, the feels become too strong, i rather fap to something extremely perverted like trannies to get rid of the sexual craving, mo fap = thoughts about cute affectionate girls, which is a big nono
Go to sleep really late and wake up having wasted my entire day sleeping and then telling myself im a pathetic human and i should die for ir it for half an hour straight
happens too much and i dont know why
>when i sit down in a certain chair in my house, I sit Indian style in it and rock back and forth, also while rubbing the palms of my hands counter clockwise on the side of my thighs
>take baths every day, if I have to pee during it I just piss on myself and then splash the bath water on myself to clean it up
>used to have an obsessive thought where I would have to constantly mouth the phrase, "Satan sucks but God is awesome, not awful, so yeah," all the time
>When I'm home alone, I get my phone with earphones in and pace around a table in the kitchen, singing along to music. Always the same songs too.
>During this, I am paranoid that my parents will come home and see me so I constantly look through the peep hole in the garage door to make sure they are not home. Any noise I hear during this time makes me sprint to my room
>>24378039
In the first one I meant "side to side" mot "back and forth"
>>24377203
That's just an excuse for being a degenerate queer anon
>>24376921
?
Last time i checked, you could only have like 4-5 npcs walking around the house you build for them, each one with a predefined role, not doing shit besides being a vendor. Did it get massively updated, or are you autismo himself?
Is this actually a so00 randum and kawaii XD thread, or are you all retarded?
I make new accounts for all of my shit like every week or so. I have made like 20 Steam accounts and probably 100s of google ones. I want to fix it but don't know how.
>get a piece of rock salt
>put it on my tongue
>enjoy the flavor
>>24376252
>It's not really autistic but
Anon, that's pretty damn autistic
I never withdraw more than $20 from an ATM. If I need a sum of money larger than twenty bucks, I go to different Chase locations and withdraw $20 at a time.
Bonus- all of thoseATM visits help me in case I ever accused of a crime and need an alibi for something.
I'm 24 and I still play with my paper toys from time to time.
Nobody that I know other than my mom know about it.
>go to class 30mins earlier to get a seat and not worry about asking someone if the seat is taken
>leave early from class to buy food from cafeteria and bring it up to my room and eat alone
>talk to myself because no friends in college and friends/family from my hometown never reach out to me. And mostly because its fun, and also as practice for my english
>i just walk fast wherever i go, even when without purpose because i feel like if i walk slowly like normies do, id block other peoples way
I pretend to type on a keyboard all the time on my hip like the detective in the anime Monster
>>24375222
Oh man if you were a grill you'd be swimming in cash
I snap my fingers all the time when I'm walking around
And when I talk to people I snap my fingers and point at then, like little finger guns, like I'm implicitly saying you da man over and over again
Overall I use a lot of nonsensical gestures and often dance to songs in my head
And whenever I'm outside I tend to look up at the sky because it's usually more beautiful than my surroundings
Tree canopies are nice
I also hug people I don't really know that well a lot because I'm lonely and I crave physical touch
Whenever I eat something that's a mix of many ingredients (like pasta with veggies or something), I split it into its individual components and eat them seperately
That's all I can think of right now, I don't know.
>>24378562
I do something similar but I play guitar hero on my hips. Fingering on my right hip and strumming on my left
>>24378540
That is an awful way to practice English. Really the worst way.
>>24378603
*and point at them
>>24378612
I do something similar to this
Usually when I'm thinking hard about something
>>24375716
My mom has actually called me autistic for this. I can't help but constantly be touching and feeling things, or bouncing my leg or twitching my fingers, just so I get some kind of sensory input. Chewing gum helps though
>Cuddle and kiss a body pillow and pretend it's a girl that I love
>Whisper sweet things to it as if it was my loved one
>Hug it, kiss it, choke it, hump it, spoon it
>Masturbate whilst holding it
Man I'm lonely.
>>24378992
You're not alone
>>24374350
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT fucking awesome
>eat snackies
>don't want to eat all of them so swish with water so I don't crave more
>instantly eat more snackies instinctively by accident
I rip open and pull apart a lot of boxes in my work so to stave off the boredom I started pretending I was Doomguy and when I'm pulling apart a box I'm actually ripping a demons head off or pulling their jaw off.RIP AND TEAR
>>24374043
holding my shit in till my ass is ready to explode
>>24374043
Hot glue'd my own yugioh card before. It's okay though because I made sure it was in a sleeve.
>>24380042
Holy shit theres another?
What do you get put of it m8?
I just like the feeling of being able to get rid of an immense stress any time I want, and then when I do decide to go I get shit all over my hands.
>>24374350
I used to do this with little plastic toy lizards I kept in my pocket. It was always named Spike, and if I lost one I would christen another one as Spike and they would carry on the legacy
>>24380226
I like the feeling of actively working against my ass from launching these brownie missiles in my pants, but also when I do launch them it feelsgoodman. I do it less often now though, because it seems harder to clean the mess compared to a regular shit
>>24376200
not that anon but, I think I was the only one, holy shit.
Get back from the gym.
Chest and tris day fucking hell mate i feel pumped as fuck.
>Get topless in the kitchen
>Turn on some finnish death metal
>Smear marmalade over my nipples and start jumping around and headbanging whilst squeezing my chest and licking the marmalade off my chest.
>Jump around and prepare my chicken and rice for the evening, sometimes i will put marmalde on my feet and kick it around the walls.
Apart from that I'm a pretty normal member of society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdgLR9RttZQ
>>24374229
reminds me of a tawny frogmouth
>>24376708
that's good anon, it seems more exiting than my world.
>>24376708
>>24376921
If this is real, holy shit man.sounds pretty fun
>>24378603
i do all those things
i've been doing the snaping and pointing at people so long now I dont think i can stop
>>24374043
I have one of those Amiibo woolly Yoshis that I carry around with me through my house.
>>24374043
>not dumping spices right into your mouth
>>24376479
>The second I'm alone I finger my ass while chanting
I thought I was the only one who does this.
I look for natural dividing lines in my visual field (like the edge of a tree or the edge of a sidewalk or whatever) and move my hands through the air to make perpendicular lines that cross through them.
>>24374691
I do all of these.
>>24374229
Nightjars
>>24375985
I started to do the same at eleven years old :,)
>>24375985
>>24376209
>>24376089
I'm doing the same thing always when I feel relaxed at home on the toilett or when I'm in bed I enter this fantasy world of mine.
But I'm pretty sure this guy is full of shit and proud of it, because I can't remember anything coherent from my fantasy only episodic things. I also write down creative unique things I come up with. But, if I can't make it into a coherent story because it's in my mind and you don't think chronologically like that
My fanatasy world is also fully inspired by shonen animu. I'm of corse the strongest hero there is in my story and I have girls wanting me lol
>>24380798
>>24380226
>>24380042
When I get comfy I don't like getting up to take shits so I hold in the shits for as long as possible. After a while the shit starts leaking out and caking between my asscheeks. The shit then begins to cement itself in my asscrack, binding itself to my asshair, making it hard to make my legs. After a while, it becomes an asscork and the shit begins to pile up in my body; making my stomach swell up. I hold it in like that for a few days, clenching my asscheeks the entire time.
I sleep with women's nightgowns under my pillow. When I was ~11yo, my mother had a large blue nightgown that I would tie around my shoulders like a cape. I did this so often, I named my "cape" superman. It was also very soft, so I began sleeping with it the way one would use a teddy bear. Eventually I stopped donning the "cape", but I kept sleeping with it. When I turned 15 I got my first part-time job and started buying new nightgowns. I built up a collection of 12 of them. Around this time, I also discovered my preferred method of masturbation. I would wrap my arms around my pillow with the nightgowns underneath, pretending I was embracing a woman. Then, I would fuck my bed, thrusting and grinding my dick against the mattress until I ejaculated.I'm 28 and I still do thisI'm legit afraid of having a live-in gf because I refuse to get rid of my nightgowns. I literally cannot fall asleep without them.
pic unrelated
>>24374043
I drink worcestershire straight from the bottle
>>24374043
Laugh or cry when I wake up. Tracked what I did which day with notes on overall emotional well being the previous day. Concluded that it was random after 50 samples.
>>24378271
Mfw I do this
Mom constantly asking where all the salt is
One time I pissed myself when I was like 11 on purpose
I was in the front yard and didn't want to wait
I also stopped caring about anything at that point
I also thought about what a freak all the other kids would think I was if they knew
>>24379020
Lol yeah he is
i chew mint gum for about a minute then i stick it in my butthole for like 10 minutes
it gives you a really cool tingling sensation\
>>24382957
I do the cuddle and whisper thing, but that humping and jack off shit is too far for me
>>24382995
Yeah but I meant he is alone, like for real
>>24375147
are you me?
also:
>get angry every time when I accidentally kick something over
how is this autistic?
> browse /r9k/ on my phone in class
> save everything even remotely fapworthy I see
> phone is bright enough for people next to me to see what I'm doing, I don't give a fuck
I own a dakimakura and treat it as if it were a real person.
>Have to go into offices regularly to fix issues.
>Quite of a few of the common ones are filled with 20 something y/o stacies
>Don't know where to look when waiting for something pan around, catch eye contact and stare at a spot where nothing is until it starts mentally hurting and I have to change, rinse repeat till I get extremely worked up and sweaty, can feel them all looking at me as if i'm some sort of weirdo
can't say I blame them desu
>>24383392
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>>24375985
Write this shit down.
>>24383492
how the fuck do you ride the subway without looking like psycho
if I just look straight ahead and someone sits opposite me then im staring at them and its weird
if I stare at the ground i look weird
the only thing thats seems acceptable is just staring at your phone but no one ever talks to me so I just look at a bunch of random songs trying to look like im selecting something
if I forget my phone riding the bus is hell, not because I actually use it to communicate in any way but its the only acceptable thing to do on public transportation.
>>24376304
third one is me
>>24374060 and >>24374043 at the same time
>>24383911
Just look out the window, man. No one gives a shit about anyone else when they're on the subway, either way.
>>24375698
>eat alone
is this really that autistic ?
>not take compliments well
not that weird, when people compliment you it's usually to manipulate you because they want something. Besides compliments are for women
>>24374043
I call people normies far too often. They think I am insulting them and not peanut butter and jelous
>post thread / make post in thread
>thread automatically opens in new tab
>close new tab
>refresh main page repeatedly to see if anyone replied to it
>feel too ashamed of making a thread / post no one replied to, to actually sit in the thread and wait for replies
>if it survives in the wild, it will appear on the front page
>and i will see it
>and i will be proud
>tfw it gets 4 replies
>tfw you can tell it will survive and fly on its own
>tfw only then can you open it for real
>>24374350
It's your totem! You should use it to have lucid dreams, it's really fun.
>>24384669
any internet websites where i can read up on this strategy????
>>24379533
LMAO anon pls.
I also have to open boxes at work (grocery store) and I dont read the lables when i open them. I pretend the boxes are presents for me and the content of the box would set my mood untill I open another box. So when it's something good (cookies, chips, nutella) I would be happy and when it's something bad (dough, soup, nuts) I would be disappointed.
>wear black hoodie with hood up at all times
>go for walks in middle of night
>go to public places like fields or parks to excersize
>talk to self as if other person, usually helps me think clearer
>always looking down walking fast
>literally have a hunchback, 6''4 but look 6''1
>refer to self as "us" when talking to self
I know it's just me, so I'm not crazy, right?
Pull the bottom of my shirt over my head while taking a shit.
>>24384943
the image in my head is so fucking funny, kill me anon
post pic?
>>24384933
We refer to us as 'we' too since I met Legion in Mass Effect 2. You are not alone.
>>24384979
I don't even do it often, just when I'm in that state of mind. It's actually interesting, seeing as you can get a good look at how you actually act/speak to people
>>24378603
Collin?
>>24384956
I would if I had a camera or a phone, something like this but picture a morbidly obese person sitting on the toilet.
>>24385115
holy fuck
you've made my day
>>24376036
Why is her face so asymmetrica
>>24384669
Yeah, you're autistic as fuck for not using the catalog.
Also
>front page
>>24374043
Be acne-kun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdhYQJrXlDg
>>24385723
>tfw so autistic myself that I can't even reply to the correct person I was flinging shit at
I meant this faggot
>>24384501
>>24375051
> think im a girl
You're not
If i meet a potential mate, or just a guy i find attractive i'll imagine a whole scenario with him.
Cutesy things like if im watching a movie i imagine him holding me while im on his lap
My parents and family friends goofing on him
Introducing him to my friends
Him holding me to cuddle and saying im beautiful :^)
i also kiss the mirror
>>24376708
>>24376921
This sounds fun as fuck
>>24374043
Sad bird tbqh.
>never make eye contact, always look slightly down and to the left every time
>explain the plot of the video game I'm playing out loud
>when playing multiplayer games alone i pretend the cpus are people, make up personalities for them, even made a chart showing how good they are at the game
>pace around the house and say anime lines to myself
>when i was a kid all i did every day was play on a trampoline in public, pretty sure my brains blocked those memories out
if im at home i press my finger against my asshole when i fart so i can release it myself by moving my finger
