Thanks for applying for a government issued girlfriend. Before we continue, I need you to answer some questions:
>do you have a stable job?
>do you have a car?
>Do you shower and brush your teeth once a day?
>and lastly, why do you think you deserve a gf?
>>24373880
> No
> No
> Sometimes
> I can't cook and I need someone to cook for me
>>24373911
>no car or job
>need someone to cook
sounds like your mom is already in charge of that.
>>24373880
>do you have a stable job?
I did, but I quit.
>do you have a car?
No, but I have both a motorcycle and a truck.
>Do you shower and brush your teeth once a day?
I shower once a week and brush my teeth once a day. I don't stink or have any noticeable filth on me.
>and lastly, why do you think you deserve a gf?
No one deserves anything. The concept of earning something was invented to motivate slaves.
>>24373975
>No one deserves anything.
ironically, this is the slave mentality.
>>24373880
>>do you have a stable job?
according to the past couple years, yes, though it's not totally secure
>>do you have a car?
yes
>>Do you shower and brush your teeth once a day?
yes
>>and lastly, why do you think you deserve a gf?
>>24373975
>No one deserves anything
this
>>24373975
>noone deserves anything
Exactly, so you have to pretend you deserve to get it
>brushing your teeth only once a day
>yes
>no
>yes
>im funny, caring and awesome in bed, please give me a girlfriend, no sex is suffering
i want to become a good dad aswell
>>24374034
>eroding the enamel off your teeth because you're OCD
>>24373982
How so? People don't deserve good things but they also don't deserve bad things. You accept what you get or take more. There's not much to it.
>>24374025
Why does everyone pretend so much? Everything is just one big facade that I'm not in on.
