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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
6am already? Aww, I guess you better hop in that hot shower and unnaturally force yourself to wake up.
I think I might be hitting the hay soon myself. *YAAWN*
>>24373816
Stop bullying pls. I have my day off today.
>>24373906
I have EVERY day off.
>>24373816
Some NEET thinks it's cool to be a non-functioning member of society because he's too retarded to get a job and just lives off his mom who is working two jobs to support her dipshit son who does nothing but play vidya and wank all day.
>>24373816
shiiit i am just going to bed
>>24373816
great Facebook meme, normalslime. You won't find any upvotes here however, this place is for robots. This place is not for normieshit memes. This is a normie meme. Any real robots reject your shit normie humor. You are not welcome here, you do not fit in here, you are not a robot.
>>24373816
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
Fuck you.
>>24373957
jokes on you, my mom is also neet and gets a check every month so HA
>>24373957
>Some wageslave thinks it's cool to slave away most of your day instead of going the path of enlightenment with his one and only life.
Continue contributing to society there, wagekek.
facebook normie meme/10
robots don't care about this meme
reminder that if you fit in here and hate normies you hate this meme
reminder if you are a failed normie and have no friends here and never want friends ir community here you enjoy this meme
>>24373906
>still waking up at 6 am in his only day off
What's the matter wagekeck gotta be up early to have extra time to wonder what went wrong with your life?
>>24374002
this is my first thread like this and after seeing the butthurt it causes... LOL i'll be back tomorrow for more
>wagekekle tears
>>24373957
Nah my
>dad
Can afford it
>easily
>>24374050
>>24374058
>normies
you are not welcome here this place is for robots not normaltrash memes from reddit
>>24374039
Wagekek btfo yet again. Don't you guys get tired of fighting an unwinnable battle?
>>24373916
good for you
>>24374050
I'm not American. I slept till 11am.
>>24374039
>false flagging this hard
I know, you're desperate after you got btfo'd with that autistic wespamming in wagekek threads, but try to come up with something good at this time. Might as well ask your boss to assign it to you as an overtime task, wagie.
>>24374096
hes probably writing this shit from his cubicle right now
>>24374002
>>24374039
These are the only good posts on this board
>>24374120
quit samefagging and btfo
>>24374085
>>24374096
>>24374120
>normies actually think this
you are not welcome here you are not a robot you do not belong here you do not fit in here nobody here likes you nobody wants you here you are not welcome here normalscum
reminder that if you are a robot you hate this normie meme
reminder if you like this reddit meme you do not belong here and you are rejected here and judged negatively by the robot community and have no solace or place here
>only ten minutes left
And you still have to
>drink that coffee
>eat that cold pizza
>walk the dog
>shower
>dress yourself in your McDonalds uniform
>wonder were your life is going
And all because you decided to hit
>that snooze
Button.
How do you do it wagekeck?
>>24374152
like you can define what being a Robot means.
le reddit army has takin over, this board is officially /r/r9k/
>>24374130
Not the same anon. Stop trying so hard. It's cringey as fuck.
But then again, what else would I expect from a frog-fag?
>>24374152
/r9k/ is not 'Social rejects come here to complain'
This is why the robot was brought back, it is why you tantrumed like manchildren because people who were here first came back to /r9k/
Have you
>ever
Felt that feel when you
>sit
In your bed and you
>know
You have to be somewhere and you
>know
That you have to get dressed
But you still
>can't
Bring yourself to do it?
Wagekecks feel
>this
Every morning
>>24374152
>SOMEONE ISN'T ACCEPTING WHAT I WANT TO DEFINE THINGS AS!
>>24374225
/r9k/ is a containment board to prevent this toxic shit from leaking out into the other boards. A place where frog-fags like OP can come and shitpost without fear of being banned. Though, unfortunately, frogs have been escaping onto other boards. Especially /adv/
>>24374225
Awww, babby is so mad that his board culture was taken over so many years ago and can't let go.
>>24374265
Didn't I respond to someone literally doing the same thing though? So whats your point? I dont understand it?
>>24374152
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU OLDFAG
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR OUTDATED VIEWS
ITS 2015
>2015
>2
>0
>1
>5
btfo
>>24374238
what I don't speak normalslime sorry you're mad normie
>>24374279
We are having fun without bothering anyone, we don't go to robot threads to post our comfy frogs. You are the only one who does this but if you want this fact can change and we can start spammig every thread in the catalog
>>24374305
stop saying normalslime like you actually think thats gonna catch on. you've been posting the same normalscum normalslime paragraphs every day. just stop
Are
>wagekecks
The modern day robots, they are
>just
Pathetic whiners who could
>change
Their situation but prefer to
>blame
Everyone else instead
> not showering until 6am
I fucking wish. I shower at 4am. Wage slaving sucks
>>24374297
facebook is that way normie
Another successful neet pepe thread.
>>24374608
>tfw there will never be wagekek spam like yesterday
>>24373816
Thisday will be spent under the soft new blankets I just bought with my tendiebux.
i've transcended reality, wagekeks.
>>24373816
I just feel so sorry for you.
>>24373957
hahaha stay mad waggie
>>24374342
normie's mad lmao
>>24373816
>tfw going to order a male order bride from Thailand
Oh, what's that NEETfags? You can't afford to support a qt waifu on your autismbux? Oh well, maybe if you keep masturbating to your 2D cartoons the loneliness will go away. I think I'll raise a family with my qt third world waifu myself. Stay lonely, NEETkucks.
>>24375685
>male order bride
You're gay?
>>24374982
And somebody should care because...?
Observe and analyze the NEET in its natural habitat. Take note of how it does not take constructive criticism well and how it's natural defense mechanism is to sleep when it feels threatened. It may be true that the NEET does in-fact leave it's house for brief periods to get some fresh oxygen, but not in the cold-fall or wintry months.
This leaves the NEET no other choice, but to stay inside and have excessive pent up energy and sexual frustration, similar to lab animals in a confined, isolated study. The NEETs second natural response is to frivolously shit up the board with, "TEHEE, WAGEKEK" "YAAWN, ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR" threads accompanied with that stupid, smug looking frog in what appears to be a onsie thermal blanket.
Further analysis shows that the NEET has gone so far over the edge that his social insecurities have long diminished ie; not showering or getting dressed properly before appearing in public to likely purchase high-carb diet foods and soda where he quickly scurries back to his trash-ridden "home" and avoids all eye contact.
Back at home, he now has the time to teach us about his self-guided enlightenment to NEETdom plateau-8 ascension and tricks to acquire autismbucks. Take note though, part of the NEET religion is to:
A: Reject any inquiry relating to its current state of health and
B: to deny that a welfare-state requires a working class to exist with it.
C'est la vie. Misery loves company. Have a nice day, shitters. I think I'll take a nap in my heated pool on a floaty after sipping champagne and enjoying a nice lobster meal with two of my cutey house assistants.
