>>24371200
I only shit once a week. I don't hold it in that's just how it always ends up.

>>24371239
wtf do you eat at all during the week?

I shit once every two days. When I was little I enjoyed holding my shits in as long as possible, probably some latent psychosexual Freudian shit. I go immediately these days but it looks like my rectum has been conditioned beyond the point of no return.

>>24371351
>when i was little
why not anymore it feels good, you should keep the dream alive

>>24371389
Because my shits come out with the force of a million Nagaskis and I actually made a crack in the enamel once I shat so hard.

>>24371477
>made a crack in the enamel once I shat so hard
wut, how many curicks was it?

>>24371506
Just the one, but it it was fairly long. My shits are like rocks you see.

>>24371550
are they like super dense chunks of dark matter, a humans body weight stored and compacted before excrement

I don't hold them in, I'm like >>24371239 except I never held shits in as a kid, it's just how I've always been.

I have chronic constipation so it's not uncommon to go a week without shitting. When I do shit, it's either pebbles or a nuclear bomb, depends on if I'm anxious or not