>be nice to guy once or twice
>a week to month later he confesses love for you
Every time. Is it literally impossible to have a platonic opposite sex friend nowadays?
i didn't really read your post but this is a dog thread now
>>24371046
You literally can't have a male friend if you're a female. They're simply too thirsty.
>>24371078
Why are his legs like noodles?
lhasa apso confirmed for most squishable pupper.
look at his chin for fucks sake. how can you not want to kiss his little head.
>be nice to a girl
>expect nothing but a "thank you"
>still don't even get that
Every time. It's literally impossible to find a woman with manners.
look at these dogs my guy
Being actual friends with a woman is like trying to have a conversation about a show you just watched with your cat.
If there's anything you ever understand about gender relations, anything at all, let it be this: You are not interesting.
Men are interesting because otherwise they go insane from loneliness. Even the most worthless faggot 40 year old McDonalds employee with an IQ of 87 still has to cultivate some kind of expertise or ability to engage others. He has some utility.
You have nothing. You have nothing to offer. You offer less than a borderline retarded man at McDonalds. Yet everyone loves you! Everyone thinks you're pretty great, somewhere on the scale between "fascinating mountaineer who owns a motorcycle" and "Nepalese orphan who cured cancer." Do you ever wonder why? It's because you have a vagina.
Instead of whining that men, who would only ever talk to your completely worthless ass because they want to fuck it, have the nerve to try to court you and win your love, you should be unbelievably grateful that they either aren't smart or cynical enough to be more honest.
You aren't deserving of real friendship. You aren't deserving of ANY friendship. The fake friendship you temporarily get from men who want to fuck you is a gift.
>>24371137
he's doing his best :-(
>female
>making friends
Sorry to break this to you, but females get a shot at friends as a child but once your teenage years come, that's done.
Time to just accept that anon and learn to live alone or find some dick to suck.
>>24371140
I think it's because like in OP's case, they realize any kind of positive gesture towards men will be seen as an open door for hitting on them. So most women aren't in fact cold bitches but just pretending to be to keep betakeks at bay.
>be nice to a guy
women are actually incapable of being nice for no reason
>>24371151
I wanna stretch those wrinkles.
why would a man want to be friends with you.
you're boring. you've never had to invest time into yourself because you've been able to get by on looks alone.
if you didnt have a vagina there would literally be no use for you and guys wouldnt give you the time of day.
>>24371046
>tfw this is you
It's not my fault you show up when I'm emotionally unstable!
>>24371140
>expecting people to thank you for being a normal decent person
That's basically your job. You are either tolerable enough to be around or no one will ever accept you. I believe in you anon, be nice because you want to be nice, not because you need to be praised for being nice.
Why do you need male friends for? Literally what can a male friend do for you that your bf or female friends can't do?
>>24371046
I am glad I saved this image
It's turning out to be quite handy.
getting festive
>>24371046
It seems like /r9k/ has turned into a place for female sluts to vent their depression. It is almost unrecognizable at this point.
>>24371251
>nuked this planet from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
>>24371211
women operate based on social image
they see their dumbass (facebook) friends with dudes at a baseball game or camping and go "omg i want male friends too"
they make this leap from "i have no male friends" to "i deserve male friends," completely neglecting the small detail of having a personality that fun males want to actually be around
>When.Harry.Met.Sally.mkv
>>24371225
I need more. This is too cute.
>>24371046
YOU HAVE TO REJECT MEN! That's part of natural selection. Do you want only men that you are only attracted to approach you? That's not how things work.
>Be nice to a guy once or twice
lol how the fuck do you think just niceness means you're friends with someone? Im a autist, and I think this is dumb.
>>24371046
Sharpie in pooper, please. You too can be the Queen of robots.
>>24371218
>Boba Fett
FUCKING LOST.
>>24371298
ask and you shall receive
>>24371344
I get the biggest shit-eating grin when I see this goddamn dog. I can't even explain it. Never stop.
>>24371364
That is the most adorable animal I have ever seen.
>>24371364
pugs and franchise are my fav :-) they're too goddamn cute
>>24371078
My pupper
>>24371046
That's what you get for being nice you stupid roastie cunt
Friendship between male and females meme
Womans cant have friends
If you are surrounded by males they will want to fuck you soon or later just like that
>>24371398
i definitely meant frenchies but that's ok
>>24371383
It's one of my favorite /an/ pics.
>>24371398
I'm saving these and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me.
>>24371046
>>24371097
>tfw none of your female friends tall to you anymore
>tfw you've never hit on them
Women are shallow. You sacrifice so much I'm the name of friendship and the minute they get a dick get leave you in the dust, even if he's literally throwing them into the ground.
>inb4 buttmad beta orbiter
I lost my female friends while not interested in dating them because they were vapid idiots going for trash and they get a half decent bf and just disappear.
Fuck I think ops post is bait.
Cont to bread
>>24371141
They are silly little guys! adoraaablleeee
>>24371432
>that one with its tongue out
I can't handle all this ;_;
>>24371434
feel free to!! i love sharing pics of my pup
heres him getting a bath
>>24371490
I have a big dog too but i don't have as many pics of him
>>24371447
>Women are shallow.
>You sacrifice so much
Stop right there. Everyone knows the only reason men sacrifice anything for women is for pussy. You're all such toxic, thirsty motherfuckers every women would be better off just getting a dildo and fucking 1 Chad a year to spite the rest of you. This board is all about bitching about women that won't fuck you. That's not the problem. YOU are the fucking problem. You and your rancid little brains that hang between your legs. Men are literally good for fucking nothing but trying to fuck 24/7 and killing each other and fucking each other's shit up. You're fucking useless pieces of meat. That's why women in the modern age treat you as useless meat. And all that bullshit about you building everything? Well great job because everything you've built is cancer. You're destroying the human species and you've fucked the biosphere too. Anything else you care to fuck up before you're neglected to die of lack of pussy?
There's no such thing as a nice guy. There's just a guy that's not getting fucked.
>>24371447
This fucking gif gets me every time
>>24371493
the fuck are you bathing him in
>>24371516
>blackie with its tongue out again
>other stares right at the camera
>OLD MAJESTIC DOG OF ANCIENT LINEAGE
>>24371521
Yea man totes you got me dog.
Roasted or b8/10. Last response you're getting out of me. Gj dog.kill yourself nigger
>>24371552
Dude right? That fucking geometry doggo man. Jesus. It's cheered me up like 3 fucking times these past couple days
>>24371493
what the fuck is up with your bath?
DOGGIES
GETTING
ANGRY
>>24371521
>Everyone knows the only reason men sacrifice anything for women is for pussy.
>Men put their lives endanger for women
>Men financially support feminist movements
>Men join feminist movement just to bitch at other men to respect women as special snowflakes
>b-but they only did it to get laid ;_;
Even if the males don't get sex, women still don't appreciate! Good for nothing!
>>24371552
we have an old sink that i wash paint brushes in a lot so we wash the pugs in it too
its rare to see her without her tongue out honestly
>>24371046
this is me desu senpai
one of my students was always very nice to me
and after she passed the class she would often randomly drop in during my office hours to say hi
she always smiles at me and has such a friendly tone
i think about her all the time
i would never confess to her though
>>24371521
if you dont appreciate the world men built for you then maybe you should leave.
Finally got the chance to post this
I want a pug so fucking bad.
It probably is if you have nothing to offer as a person other than your body.
Maybe work on that.
>tfw used to have a pug
>tfw we put it down because it was too violent
>>24371624
very rarely anymore ill catch one of my dogs with their tongues out and I just lightly pull on that fucker and it trips them out :3
>>24371619
>Even if the males don't get sex, women still don't appreciate!
You're not due any sex, faggot. Why don't you act like a human being instead of a walking dick.
>>24371630
And go where? You've already spread your cancer over every inch of this planet. Even Antarctica is full of fucking people now. There's nowhere to go. You can't even escape into the wild because you savages can't do anything but tear it the fuck up, pave it and pour a few fucktons of toxic waste in it so 1 or 2 assholes at the top can get a few million more dollars a year which he'll inevitably spend on stupid shit like a 12 year old nigger or invest in even more machinery to fuck up the biosphere or marketing to fuck up humanity.
This world will be a trillion fucking percent better when men are exterminated. You just remember what you said here. And remember there's nowhere to go for anyone who disagrees with you. You're trapping a lot of enemies within your gates. And they're going to kill you because you won't ALLOW them to leave. Get your fucking grubby hands off of everything or die.
>>24371521
>There's no such thing as a nice guy.
this is most women's excuse for being cunts. maybe 1 in 10 will admit to just being a piece of shit. the other cunts of those 10 will all say various bullshit - from childhood memories, to faux-psychology, to unrelated biological facts - all getting back to the truth, which is they refuse to believe that males are altruistic. because it shows them for what they really are - gross, entitled, mean, lazy savages. oops. better accuse men of being the same way!
>>24371748
Do you mind? This is a dog thread.
>>24371218
absolute madman desu
fuck nip moot original words fuck
>>24371782
Women are cunts because every fucking beta for 9 light years is a thirsty bitch trying to claw into their pussy. I'm sure it gets old real fucking fast, especially when men keep pretending they're not diving for pussy and get offended because they were "just being nice", when that's total bullshit.
>all getting back to the truth, which is they refuse to believe that males are altruistic
But males AREN'T altruistic. The state of the world stands as stark testament to that. Males would rather kill each other than cooperate. Hell, even when they're on the same team, work for the same company, etc. You bastards only work together when a stronger male with a bigger dick demands it. It's like herding cats. You just can't help but be shitty human beings. And your out of control lust is fucking repulsive. You'd be ashamed of yourselves if any of you actually had any fucking decency.
>gross, entitled, mean, lazy savages
>better accuse men of being the same way!
That's funny, because I thought you were describing men. Men are the ultimate in gross, detestable, amoral filth, you're ALL entitled as fuck - literally every fucking one of you claims it's okay for men to be sluts, but women have to be virgins, when the fact is sluts are shit of any sex. Men are the penultimate mean savages - you can't go a day without getting into fist fights, killing one another, torturing animals, just generally being cunts to each other - hell the only reason you're nice to women is because you're chasing their cunts (which you're more than likely not going to get). You're fake, deceitful, lascivious, ingenuine, lying dog turds. And lazy? Oh fuck, nobody's got anything on men for being fucking lazy. No man will EVER do something right the first time if it can be fucked up by being lazy five times instead and then never work. Literally NOTHING in the modern world fucking works and that's on greedy, corporate men, not women.
>>24371046
Just be fat and you'll get friends.
Actually lol that doesnt' work men hate fat chicks.
>>24371952
>men hate fat chicks.
>implying
If there's a vagina, there is a guarantee that more than one man is trying to climb up in it.
>>24371748
>If you're a man that's not attractive to me, STOP IT! You're oppressing me.
Also, no. Not all men are gonna sacrifice their lives and wealth just for your useless vagina.
>>24371941
Men are only as terrible as they need to be to get the pussy they want.
If you lot hadn't spent the last 2,000 years getting wet for the marauders that massacred your brothers, husbands, fathers, cousins, and other male kin we wouldn't be like this cunt
>>24371941
>mfw bitches can't into human history and progress
>>24371941
ur a broad u lost stay mad hahahahha enjoy bleeding outta your roast for the rest of adulthood
>yfw you realize you have L I T E R A L L Y N O T H I N G to offer the world once your snatch dries up
stay mad, good luck holding on to chad
>>24371941
>Men must give me things for free
>>24371046
Yeah, just become friends with a legitimately depressed anon. I've basically become the straight version of the gay best friend to most of my female companions since I stopped giving a fuck about everything.
>>24371991
You're the one whining that women tell you to piss off because you think they owe you something.
>>24371992
Let's just examine that statement, shall we. This is basically what you said:
>Oh officer, it's not my fault I killed three people. If this culture hadn't encouraged me to feel like I do, this never would have happened. I'm actually the victim here?
So what you're saying is you're a nigger. At least you admit it.
>>24372007
>progress
Have you seen the state of humanity or the biosphere lately? I don't like your idea of progress. Nobody but you does.
>>24372020
You never had anything to offer the world at all. Stay virgin AND mad.
>>24372053
Where did I say that? If anything, women should get rid of men entirely.
>>24371941
>penultimate
sholeh b MPC in da hizzy
>>24372170
Your idea of masculinity is based on sociopathic males that women fall for every day. The ones who don't give a fuck and are openly bad people. Everyone hates them and yet they still get into power and keep hurting everybody else. Are you suggesting that women are not partially culpable for the state of world affairs, despite comprising half of the world's population?
Perhaps it's time to realize that men and women need to team up against the people who are awful, regardless of what their genders are. Stop being a mindless radical and painting the genders with such a broad brush. There are bad men and there are bad women and they make up a tiny percentage of the population. The rest are either too weak, too brainwashed, or too apathetic to do anything about it. So they drown themselves in alcohol, drugs, and casual sex, and make things seem much worse than they really are. Without realizing that human nature fundamentally is altruistic regardless of gender, if we can get out from under the thrall of the tiny minority of maniacs who are legitimately evil.
Raging endlessly and creating more division doesn't hurt evil people. They don't give a fuck. They have to be challenged directly for anything to happen. If your worldview - if your radical ideology - targets a broad population of people, whether it's a race, gender, or creed, and does not focus at all on the individuals who do evil on a grand scale, then you have already been brainwashed and are simply yet another "useful idiot" to be used by the people you hate.
>>24371046
>nowadays
It was never possible.
>>24372170
>the biosphere lately
hey there you go. keep acknowledging the bad parts. i'm sure your very own parents are horrific demons right? paying for your internet and everything.
you're probably 19 or something. it's not too late for you to stop being keked by "feminism." you're just mad because you sit around, passive, and the only guys (or girls or gaiasexuals or whatever) that approach you are douches. you can't be mad about that. you can't be mad because you won't take the initiative to take control of your own life. men aren't accepting that excuse anymore. and that, sweetie pie, is what's really going on.
>>24372316
>There are bad men and there are bad women and they make up a tiny percentage of the population.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That must be why the world's paradise right? All these saints, but nobody seems to be able to get it right. It's just out of our hands!
>Your idea of masculinity is based on sociopathic males that women fall for every day.
Stop pretending any man has any redeeming personality features. All men are like faggots: you only develop "personalities" when you can't get pussy. All men are either Chad or Chad wannabes. FACT.You're a Chad wannabe.
>>24372385
What are the good parts? Name one thing humans have ever done that doesn't 1: benefit humans or 2: at MOST cleans up a tiny fraction of the damage humans have done to other species. And technology isn't good. It's neutral. And on top of that, humans have almost religiously abused it to make everything worse.
>you can't be mad because you won't take the initiative to take control of your own life.
Get over yourself, faggot.
>>24372391
I'll stop pretending the day you stop pretending to be a hardass on /r9k/ of all places:^)lmao
>>24372452
Nice jew face. Every time I see that shitty emoticon I can't help but think of this.
>>24372425
>technology isn't good
You're posting on the internet
You live in a heated home and have access to plentiful food and clothing
You have lights and running water
You have roads, libraries, paramedics at your beck and call
You aren't forced to live in a cave starving every other day scared of being eaten by wolves or beaten to death by opposing tribes
>>24372509
You think of that because that's how you feel inside every time you post
>>24372425
you cunts make everyday life blatantly sad.
most of us will never talk to anyone who is in the EPA. most of us will never be paid to care, even indirectly, about carbon emissions.
but most of us have to deal with radical, special snowflake, "outraged," crybaby twats, who are just as disconnected, but somehow think that they're "better." this is the true irony of your bleeding cunt rhetoric. the moral high horse is as old as time. stop dragging your decrepit, self-congratulating, chicken little viewpoints into arenas where males try to create happiness and sustain supportive communities where we can.
>>24372170
>Where did I say that? If anything, women should get rid of men entirely.
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>>24371150
Eh basically this. I haven't met many women that weren't boring people. They just don't typically have interesting hobbies.
And no I'm not talking about faggot shit like vidya, anime, etc. I'm talking about actual interests beyond typical woman shit such as fashion, makeup, instagram, and Anne Hatheway movies.
Most men I have met have been unique in some way, they leave an impression. But plenty of women I have dated or been acquaintances with have been fairly generic. It's like they are all the same person. If you've been around enough women, you can almost tell just by looking at them what stupid shit they'll fall for.
>>24372425
It's true that any two people cooperate in this world only if there is some benefit to be extracted from it. And from this point of view all our relationships and the whole society looks very selfish and cutthroat. But women are in fact the same.
Technology however was built to make our lives easier. Besides bitches love technology. Bitches don't give a fuck about it's effect on environment or society or the future of human species. The problem where I live for instance is that male farmers can't get women who will be willing to live with them, because it's a more dirty uncomfortable life. Men are much more willing to give up comfort provided by technology.
>>24372007
how would that even chamber dildoes
I'm assuming it's caseless ammunition/caseless dildoes.
There's no stabilization on the dildo either, no rifling that I can see, and if it's a smoothbore weapon with a not very aerodynamic projectile, those dildoes aren't going to get far. Maybe the dildoes have fins that come out after an initial burst of propellant?
Is it self-loading? Is it bolt-action? I'm not seeing a bolt unless it's like an AK where the charging handle is on the right.
Or is it an electronically fired gun? It makes sense I guess, if the propellant in the dildo was ignited electronically. But the smoke and gas would foul the magazine and there's not even a clear way of how the dildo leaves the magazine. Does the gun have some sort of suction mechanism to move the dildo out of the magazine?
There's not even a spring on the bottom of the magazine either, if it is a magazine. It's certainly not gravity fed.
>>24372007
oh wait it has to be automatic since it's got a firemode selector for single shot and burst
that raises even more questions
>I just want to be nice to this guy but I wouldn't want his genes in my vagina like ew that's just gross and his line should die out
Fuck your "nice".
If you aren't even open to the remote opportunity of fucking me that means you don't think I have value. Simple as that.
>>24371941
>has le liberal arts degree
>still thinks "penultimate" is ultimate but smarter sounding
fucking women jesus christ
>>24372425
>Name one thing humans have ever done that doesn't 1: benefit humans
Yes, because benefiting humans is a bad thing.
This is what hipsters actually believe. Your ideal world with no humans in it and animals just frolicking and doing fuckall is not paradise. It's fucking nothing. And it has no morality because no intelligent beings are there to impose it.
But I guess you want to be the last person alive watching deer prance around or something?
You're a feminist, hipster, hippy piece of absolutely worthless trash. Do something of value instead of whining that everything of value ever done is bad.
No dog thread is complete without fapping dog.
Enjoy senpai.
>>24373089
But what if you don't have value?
>>24373337
then I get to be bitter because women are granted value by the virtue of having a vagina. nobody gives a fuck about bottom-rung men, but bottom-rung women will be saved and pampered
>>24371941
ITS A BIG ONE! :DD
