First person to get trips determines if I go to work or if I call off for the second time in a month because I fucking hate working. You can decide the excuse I give too.
> no NEETs allowed in here to rub salt in the wound
Sorry boss, I got the clap from boning some nignog behind the McDonald's last night.
>>24370979
mooooooooods this guys posting a trips thread blox blox blox
Sorry, grand Jew, but my penis is stuck in my anime pillow. I won't be coming in today.
sorry boss but that bukkake filled up my bum and ears and mouth. i can send pics for proof
Nigga if you hate your job find another one.
But don't just fucking quit and then look for another one, start searching it now as you do your job.
Sorry I can't come in to work today, i just really don't fucking want to.
go to work and stop complaining about life anon
"After masturbating for the 12th time today, my dick actively shriveled up and tucked itself back into my body as a show of defeat. I'm trying out some emergency jazzercise to see if I groove some life back into it." Then make small talk about how much you love 80's motivational music and go on about how the original Karate Kid movie is legitimately the best movie of all-time.
>>24371111
hahahahahhahahaha yes quads better fucking count
>>24371111
quads arent trips nigga
>>24371132 quads are better than trips degen. good enough. op better deliver
>>24370979
Go to work scumbag
>>24370979
My pet nigger just died and nigger nigger with nigger and nigger
