Cumming on your own face is a great way to pass an evening.
Swing your legs up over your head and jerk off. When you're ready to cum, bring your wiener down as close as you can to your face and just bust it out. You'll feel great. You'll be your own slut. You don't need Stacy. Take that, Chad. Take that all of you.
>>24369193
Fighting the societal norms one step at a time, godspeed.
Everyone already does this
>>24369217
Thank you. It is heroic of you to recognize my genius.
>2015
>not taking every single one of your loads like the slut you are
>>24369313
That's so fucking meta.
>>24369313
You're dangerously close to starting a lewdposting thread
>>24369326
You're dangerously close to getting a load on your face, you self-facialing whore.
>>24369221
I dont. I dont like making a huge mess with my horse loads
>>24369891
Just open your mouth wide and put all the mess in there. Easy clean up for a selfwhore like you.
>>24369933
But anon, that's a lot to swallow and it comes out so fast. I dont think i can take it all
>>24369193
ive done it a couple times. dont see the appeal. also it tastes gross
>>24369994
N-no this is too l-lewd
>>24370966
Than why come here to read it? You want more lewd i bet, so ashamed of you, anon
>>24371090
F-fuck me pls
I am a dirty slut and i want loads of 14 dicks in my mouth <3
>>24371327
Please anon, you make yourself sound so desperate for cum, get some self-respect. You'll never get a good guy this way, you're only gonna get passed around and used all your life? Do you really want to fill your belly with cum every night?
>>24371392
Hi!
I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>>24371823
You're too far gone anon, i'm sorry. I wish i could help you, but it's obvious that you only want throbbing stinky dick in you. You may as well dress like a girl and let them use you as a cumrag. Be sure to get it all, you dont want those guys to leave frustrated, right? In any case, you're all but gone, now you're just a slutty husk of what used to be a boy
>>24371823
>your posts
>>24371905
t-this is me
p-pls fuck me
>>24371905
i-i love you, please impregnate me like those lewd doujins
>>24371928
>>24371947
Dunno how i can impregnate that slutty sissy ass through the internet, but i'll fap to the thought of bending you over and forcing my way into that pathetic cocksleeve. I can tell you've been wanting this for awhile now, to have people beat off to the thought of you moaning like a girl, wishing they were there to fuck you raw instead
>>24371947
Filthy homosexual degenerate
>>24372010
d-do you want more pictures of me?
i want to be your cumdump so much and i want you to fuck me for hours and fill my holes up with your cum then throw me away like the useless sissy slut i am
>>24372035
Dump all the pics here, anon. You've got the goods to be a decent cumdump at least, that ass is obviously hungry for cocks. You'd be even better with longer hair, so that i can pull you around wherever i please. Forcing those legs open and watching your girly cock flop around helplessly while i prod you would please me greatly
>>24372035
>tfw I will never have a sissy boy that wants to be my cumdump
who's the real lewd disease anon?
>>24369193
i don't have the strength or flexibility to do that anon, plus i think my prostate is fucked
>>24372903
>my prostate is fucked
what?
It's real funny because like, when you're horny and fapping it's always a good idea to do something really lewd while cumming. For example a condom on a cucumber then lubing it up, in the ass then cum. Then once you've jizzed, you've now got a cucumber in your ass. That feel.
Or on the other side of the scale, this thread, it's a good idea, then you get on your back and go upside down, aim your dick at your face/mouth, then pump hard and facial yourself. You sit there for 15 seconds post-jizz thinking "now i'm not horny and i have to clean semen off my face. what the fuck".
See what I mean? Just jack off into some tissues then have the least post-jizz drama as possible.
>>24372831
He's probably dead from being too lewd. It's up to us to be lewd in his place.
>>24373151
>tfw no fat ass to use as a cumdump
>>24372035
More pictures! You're so cute I just want to abuse you till you die <3
>>24372035
>>24373151
>tfw I can immediately tell if its a man's ass and can't derive any enjoyment from it
I could get a qt twink to date in like 2 seconds but I just can't get it up for them. Doomed to heterosexuality forever.
disgusting,../;jbj n bnn
>>24371905
>>24371918
>>24372010
>>24372017
>>24372104
>>24372579
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>>24373447
please forgive me! I was just fucked by my bff and his semen is still in me :3c
im a useless cumdumpster and i want to be gangbanged by whole r9k and suck your stinky neet cocks <3
please use me as you like <3 <3 <3
I just wanna pleasure all cocks <3 I wanna make all of you feel good~~~
d-do you want to see more?
>>24373997
>>24374015
Legit though, would fuck you into the ground.
>>24374030
this is waaaay too h-hot and l-lewd
>>24373997
I literally can't even handle how much I would destroy your boipussi. I'm actually very frustrated now...
>>24374095
because you have all been so great im gonna give you something special
>>24373997
Good god, I just want to destroy you
>>24374213
please give me cummies in my tummies <3
>>24374290
I am not going anywhere near your mouth. I'll fuck your ass until it's red and sore, until you whimper and beg me to stop.
>>24374146
Where you from slutboy
I-I wouldn't mind a lewd r9k daddy...
>>24373151
hey admin back again
seriously though who was the first one to make thart lewd disease stuff im pretty sure it's not >>24373997
this guy if that's even a real poster