"The top ranked men have multiple wives, and the low-ranked men have ... no access to women. ...Men like hugging better than they like killing, but if you take away my access to hugging, I will probably start killing ... and I make no apology for it"
-dilbert
>>24368231
Dilbert didnt say that
>>24368250
prove it faggot shitdick :^)
"I'll let you live if you can answer this simple question. What came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch"
-dilbert
>>24368231
literally describes my thoughts
>Normies: youre not entitled to a gf, you have to suffer forever just because, life isn't fair!!
>*beta rebellion occurs*
>wahhh, why did chad and stacy have to die it isn't fair they were my friends and who cares if they shit on everyone else waaahhhh
I fucking love what is going on in the world now, everyone deserves to suffer,and the only ones that find suffering in what is happening now are normies that are invested into the world system.
>>24368268
He didnt say it buttbitch!
>>24368281
Normals are a strange race. They believe themselves to be inherently good but they're actually terrifyingly evil.
>You can't have what I have, stop being entitled!
Dilbert was the shit senpai
>>24368281
ISIS fight for our freedom, and people wonder why we keep arming them.
>>24368268
Dilbert is caricature of the modern engineer
Scott Adams is a buttblasted normie who blogs about crazy shit
Dilbert != Scott Adams
Source: pic related
>>24368366
>ISIS wins against the west
>women are kept in line
>even really rich mega rich muslims can only afford like 3 wives since you have to have a house for each wife you marry
>the vast majority of us get to keep a qt instead of the 20/80 split that happens today
>that qt WILL be a virgin
I don't want to be a bad person, but if Islam destroyed the west, everyone would be better for it.
Its actually shameful to admit this, but I have to throw away my pride while drunk to say this, I truly admire their religion when taken to its limits.
>>24368231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4
Dilbert 3 is the greatest work of art known to man.
>>24368417
It's like paganism vs christianity all over again.
is this some kind of dank meme that I'm unaware of?
hey.
i want you to check out this website.
go to www.nfl.com and just check it out.
that's www.nfl.com.
Dilbert is pure.
>not knowing cool ranch came first before ranch
>current year
you fucking idiot.
>>24368276
You fucking bitch, you stupid fucking bitch, I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, Jesus CHRIST.
>>24368281
"wwwaaaaaah, they won't be my friend and touch my tralala, they should die! ;_;;; I'm such a victim!!".
This aspect of arcanine truly is the mirror image of the worst and most retarded "thinking" of radfem.
>>24370607
Arcanine ...
the lazy dog jumped over the quick brown fox
Why was the Dilbert cartoon so perfect
furthermore why did it only recieve 2 seasons