>"Hey anon, why did you come here with, do you have a date?"
>>24367747
Yeah I came here with both of you. Both of you are my dates remember.
Lucky for you, I do not ;)
>>24367770
lol no, you're the designated driver
>>24367789
Bitch you know I don't have a license or car.
>>24367747
jesus... yes. i've got a date. I'm taken. I don't want whatever either of you are peddling. keep that smile looking elsewhere.
>>24367799
you have a wallet don't you? go buy us some drinks and make sure the taxi gets us home safely
>>24367835
I also have a dick ;P
>>24367835
Bitch you know I am neet. We are using your cash remember? You are more drunk than me.
>>24367747
The left one looks broken physically due to her outfit.
Oi, anon. Nande to kita ka? Deeto ga iru ka?
See how weird that sounds without proper grammar?
>>24367747
Im the cook
>>24367747
I'd do the left to gf the right.
>>24367920
>>24367860
Id love a tiny midget gf fuckbox I could throw around
>>24367856
yes I know I have a magnifying glass
>>24367858
oh okay its all coming back to me, you're the rebound. Look if I don't get lucky tonight I'll give you a blowie and you can tell me how pretty I am
>>24367911
I'm on expo
>>24367943
>oh okay its all coming back to me, you're the rebound. Look if I don't get lucky tonight I'll give you a blowie and you can tell me how pretty I am
Joke is on you bitches I already got a ride. Were going back to her apartment to fuck right now. Smell ya later losers.
>>24368016
Why are there no more good men left in this world?
