At what age did you first lock lips with a romantic partner?
>>24366034
I'm still waiting on my first time. I'm 21. Do i have any hope at all?
8. I was a real fuckin' player back then.
>>24366050
I had my first kiss at 21. There is still hope.
16. Ate her out the next weekend. That's literally all that's ever happened, I'm 19 now
I wish I had pretty lips like that
>>24366034
NEVER, GO AWAY
>>24366070
Oh no :( #robots
I was going to ask why you'd ask that question here, than I remembered that now /r9k/ is completely infested with people who have had and continue to have girlfriends.
>>24366069
K. Gonna go out and talk to that emo cashier at my grocery store. Wish me luck.
>>24366034
24.
Never really got close to anyone before then. No-one showed interest.
15
Had sex at 16
Had sex no condor at 17
>>24366034
>>24366050
21 here. No srs kissing (making out etc) but I did kiss a girl for the first time this year.
There's hope.
I am 21 and still didn't happen.
>>24366072
I have lips like that. I'm a burly man though, so just fuck my shit up
>>24366117
Let's trade. You can have my wide flat lips.
>>24366034
op, you will be the first person I inform when it happens. I'm only 20 now though, so I've still got hope, right?
>>24366142
Nah, i like big lips, even on my goofy ass face. Sorry bro
>>24366314
My lips are big just wide and shapeless.
I have yet to kiss and I'm 25. I think I'm a lost cause.
>>24366455
Well, guess i should've said i like my shapely big lips. If i found a girl with my lips she'd be instant waifu material, i dont care what she's done in the past
>>24366034
Never.
I'm 18, still a senior.
Is there still hope?
If trips I will have kiss with oneitis tomorrow
>>24366516
lmao no
how do you not even make out by 18? not even a kiss? fuggin weirdo
something like 14 or something. probably before that. do i get a prize?
>>24366034
First kiss? 15. With a romantic partner? never. 25 yr. old btw.
6 years old but then not again till 17.
kissed 3 times 3 different girls in my life. I'm 21 now.
1st was a girl from my class during prom when I was 19. I was drunk and so was she, she didn't kiss me back lmao. felt like a rapist the next day.
then a year later made out (consensual, hell yeah) with some girl in a club. she was hot, kept staring at me so I sat next to her and started talking, she didn't have a beautiful face that you'd fall in love with but my dick got hard just thinking about her. she messaged me a few times later on, no idea why I didn't meet her any more. then a week ago I kissed this other girl, in a club while drunk, she didn't kiss me back but didn't object either (let me touch her places). I guess in court I'd get a pass?
and that's the story of my life. to be honest, I'm fucking ugly with messed up teeth and have a terrible personality. the only thing I have going for me is my height. mix height with alcohol and you have lots of drunk girls interested in you.
>>24366034
Never. Kissing just seems kind of weird to me for some reason. Maybe because I don't feel comfortable being intimate with someone.
I was told once that I had great kissing lips though. Maybe I'll find out some day. I'm 24 btw.
>>24366034
16
that first kiss blew my fucking mind man
15 it was a really big surprise because I'm an idiot
15
she was chubby but had a cute face
it was about 9 and we were walking home in the dark after going to mcdonalds or something
once we reached her house we stopped outside and she kissed me
her lips were very soft and her mouth tasted like cheap liquor
afterwards she told me it was difficult to kiss me because i was leaning on her and not moving
all I feel is regret and frustration
N/A
All normalfriends need to kindly leave ;^)
>25
>still a kissless virgin
Never.
I have been kissed on the cheek once in my life when I was 22 though.
>>24366516
When I was a senior on high school I was also a KV. Now 6 years later I've slept with 20 girls. Yea there is hope.
19.
but I was 13 for my very first kiss in a non-romantic way (we were practicing for girls). it was gross at the time, but I found out later that kissing an actual girl feels WAY better.
>>24366034
29this was only a few months ago.
15
It was shit
>now I don't even qualify as a robot
A couple months ago. I'm 21. Still a virgin.
>>24367445
>kissed on the cheek
noooooooorrrmiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummm
>tfw 25 and never kissed or held hands with a girl
i non-romantically hugged one once though.
18
Senior year
12It was incestuous.
Either 10 or 14. I don't remember 10 but Courtney insists. Actually, I have a slight idea... maybe. 4th grade hallway during lunch on the way to the bathroom.
>>24367743
was it boy on boy?
i only wanna hear about it if that criteria is met and also only if you enjoyed it.
>>24367784
Sorry anon, it was not.
>>24366516
You have a very limited time frame to turn things around. Some people become full normie in the first week of uni, but if you can't pull it off and instead become "that weird guy", it's over.
Dorms are even more tribal than high school and your social life for all 4 years (and by extension all of life) depends on the connections made there. Don't fuck it up like I did.
>>24366034
24, still hasn't happened yet. been feeling an insane amount of anxiety about this the past couple months so i found another straight guy on craigslist to practice kissing with so i dont fucking embarrass myself if and when i finally get the chance to kiss a girl
>>24367784
mine is
wanna hear it
13. Still a virgin at 20. No hope, no need to pass this defective seed on anyways. I'm a mixed race abomination, must rid the world of this. Must cleanse and make pure...
>>24367796
>>24367796
groceps sorry it wasnt a good kind of incest
>>24367820
i do. anon, go ahead.
I'm 22 and I haven't so far. I probably won't.
I gave up. I'm too full of anger, hate and fear anyway.
16.
5 year relationship followed that went god knows where.
>>24366034
Fuck right off.
>>24366050
>>24366069
20 here.
I hope you faggots speak the truth.
15? Regardless, I snorted a bag of heroin before I ever kissed a girl.
>>24367842
>be like 9
>go to youth group everyday after school because reasons
>meet best friend chris there
>me and chris go everywhere together
>decide to get 'mini married' on a field trip together
>rub his backpack's heart (literally it was a symbolic thing we used as a trust symbol)
>get married
>go to bathroom together
>kiss our first kiss
>enjoy it
>keep kissing
>kiss kiss kiss
>YMCA councilor who is this ghetto nigger with an IQ of 4 hears us together in stall
>looks over the stall
>we're kissing
>"OH WHAT THE HECK CUZZZZZZ"
>get told on
>have to go to boys and girls club instead of youth group
>spent like everyday with someone for a year, decided to get married then get ripped apart without goodbyes
I was really really ashamed of my homosexual urges for like 15 years after that, finally coming to grips with the fact i like guys too
>>24366034
22.
On the same day, I lost my handholding, kiss, and penis virginity.
I dated her for about half a year before she left me.
I'm not sure if I should be sad or thankful.
Even though it all ended 3 months ago, honestly, it doesn't even seem real. I cant even remember what a kiss feels like, or a vagina or holding hands or the warmth of a girl. I knew all these things, and now they're all gone and I'm back at where I'm started.
Before I was happy, playing games and stuff was enough for me. Now I'm considering suicide.
Virgin robots, you have NO IDEA what you're missing, and you don't want to experience the lack of it, its an addiction.
>>24367958
awwww, i think they would separate most kids regardless of orientation at that age.
>>24366102
>no condor
what do you have against condors faggot
>>24368064
yeah
Still sucks, it wasn't even really homosexuality we were just best friends who were curious and affectionate
I don't know what it was supposed to teach me.
All i learned was people leave you suddenly
>>24367958
That counselor was trying to save your soul, you faggot
>>24368107
>people leave you suddenly
an unfortunate and vital life lesson indeed.
>>24366034
Ugh 12.
>>24368147
>>24368107
>people leave you suddenly
Iktf
I lost the only girl I ever cared for and my best friend because they got together and went somewhere I couldn't follow.
After I learned that we didn't really talk much. Now we only talk if one of them texts me first, which is rare.
>>24368007
then just fuck other girls you noob.
>>24368147
;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVC91XQLgIM
I guess goodbyes don't really mean anything anyway.
