who here /actualrobot/?
post your stats and I will determine if you're a robot or not using my secret formula
Age:
NEET?:
Virgin?:
Total amount of IRL friends:
Hobbies:
Life goals:
Fetishes:
Favourite music:
Favourite food:
Mental illnesses:
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
also attach your most personal Pepe
>>24365924
Age: 20
NEET? No
Virgin? No, but I lost it to a thai prostitute so it doesn't really count
Total amount of IRL friends: 2 (both of the opposite gender, no friends who are guys)
Hobbies: Rowing, hiking (a lot of hiking) and I do a lot of community service work
Life goals: I want to not feel empty
Fetishes: Jeans (as weird as that is), BDSM
Favorite music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU
Favorite food: Lamb I guess
Mental Illness: I was diagnosed as Bipolar, but I was only 14 so I can't really trust that.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I like the weather of winter so I guess. Always kind of awkward with the family. I'm not really close with them.
>18
>yes
>yes
>1
>sitcom my life away, films, mainstream vidya
>have a laidback job earning enough to live alone and comfy
>tl;dr
>sleaford mods, kavinsky, bones
>dont eat for pleasure, probably pizza
>avpd probably
>nope
fuck you normie meme
>>24365924
>18
>No, student, but very close to dropping out
>yes
>0
>none
>Smiling fullyclothed girls
>fall out boy and snow patrol at the moment but it changes a lot
>Stir Fry
>none diagnosed but ive never been to a doctor in my life
>not really
>pepe is a sell out
>Age:24
>NEET?:Wage slave
>Virgin?:yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:0
>Hobbies:basketball, gym, video games, movies
>Life goals:Don't know
>Fetishes:Down for anything depending on the girl and if I'm feeling degenerate enough. But I'm a virgin so I don't know how I would feel If I actually did those things.
>Favorite music:Varies. Favorite bands are Blue Oyster Cult.
>Favorite food:Burgers, Steak.
>Mental illnesses: Not diagnosed with any. But most likely body dysmorphia and Bi polar. I also have intimacy issues.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:I don't celebrate it, but the winter gets comfy.
Age:22
NEET?:yes
Virgin?:no
Total amount of IRL friends:0
Hobbies:gaming, reading
Life goals:cope with mental and physical illnesses
Fetishes:clowns
Favourite music:chiptunes
Favourite food:none
Mental illnesses:hypochondria, depression/anxiety, panic disorder, substance abuse
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: hell yes
>>24365924
lmao the "you're not a robot" shit is buttblasting people harder than any wage threads
best new meme 2016 & beyond
Age: 19
>NEET?:
2 years now
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
1 who i haven't talked to for about 4 months
>Hobbies:
i never leave my house so my only hobby is my computer
>Life goals:
i have none, i dont want any either
>Fetishes:
i dont know i like small boobs thats about it.
>Favourite music:
dont really care i just put on anything, mostly hip hop i guess
>Favourite food:
i usually eat 2 min noodles because they are easy
>Mental illnesses:
aspergers, anxiety, depression.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
40+ degree celsius, people trying to talk to me, forced by family to give gifts. fucking kill me
Age:
18
NEET?:
no
Virgin?:
Why do you think I'm here
Total amount of IRL friends:
Lots of acquaintances, but if we're talking actual friends then 0
Hobbies:
40k, browsing the chon, vidya
Life goals:
to get /fit/ and marry a qt slavic girl or join the military and suicide by ISIS.
Fetishes:
Feet, unmaskings, latex, femdom
Favourite music:
ww2 marching songs
Favourite food:
none
Mental illnesses:
possibly autistic
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Kinda
>>24366013
Normie
>>24366060
Robot
>>24366063
Robot
>>24366080
Robot
>>24366081
Cyborg
>>24366177
Robot
Age: 20
NEET?: In college
Virgin?: Yeah
Total amount of IRL friends: 1just my gf
Hobbies: Vidya, Reading, Internet
Life goals: Be comfy as possible
Fetishes: Piss
Favourite music: Vidya and such
Favourite food: Pizza
Mental illnesses: None
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Nah
Pepe: No pepe but have a rat
Age: 24
NEET?: no
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: programming, browsing the internet
Life goals: save up enough money to be NEET forever
Fetishes: disturbing but not illegal things
Favourite music: idk
Favourite food: potato chips
Mental illnesses: Major depressive disorder (diagnosed)
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: not really
>>24365924
Age: 19
NEET: no
Virgin: no, but I was 15 and a 'punk'
Total amount of irl friends: 1 or 2, not really good friends.
Hobbies: no
Life goals: no
Fetishes: traps, giantess, genderswap
Favourite music: acid jazz/ pop jazz, downtempo.
Favourite food: Vietnamese food.
>Age:
23
>NEET?:
no
>Virgin?:
Of course I am desu
>Total amount of IRL friends:
none
>Hobbies:
Making ships into bottles and playing video games.
>Life goals:
Getting my degree and, if I'm not lucky enough later, buy a revolver.
>Fetishes:
Nothing defined. There are moments when I feel more inclined to some stuff and so on.
>Favourite music:
Heavy metal, Classical and Progressive Rock.
>Favourite food:
Edible mushrooms.
>Mental illnesses:
Social anxiety, OCD, inappropriate behaviour in public, rage outbursts, and maybe something I haven't discovered yet.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Not really.
Age:24
NEET?: wageslave
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 4
Hobbies: Guns
Life goals: Afford nicer guns
Fetishes: Incest, loli, imouto
Favourite music: The Glitch Mob
Favourite food: lasagna
Mental illnesses: Depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes
>>24365924
>Age: 18
>NEET?: no
>Virgin?: yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 3
>Hobbies: computer
>Life goals: become engineer
>Fetishes: none
>Favourite music:kpop
>Favourite food: chinese fried rice
>Mental illnesses: none
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
>>24366288
>Social anxiety, OCD, inappropriate behaviour in public, rage outbursts, and maybe something I haven't discovered yet.
its called autism
18
Soon, failing college cause i'm retarded
Yes
Zero
Computer
Live a peaceful life without working like a slave
Anything but diapers/scat. Been getting into asphyxiation and guro lately.
IDM, breakcore and fusions of it mostly
Right now I wish I had some soup, I'm sick as fuck
I don't trust psychiatrists (they'd report on me or make do shit) so I've never been diagnosed
Considering I found out I have to drive four hours to meet my relatives, no. Also my family is pretty poor so it's not like it's anything to get excited about.
>>24366013
Beta normie 4/10
>>24366060
Aspiring Wizard 6.5/10
>>24366063
Failed normie 3/10
>>24366080
Beta normie 4/10
>>24366081
Robot 7/10
>>24366220
True robot, welcome home brother
>>24366229
Fuck off
>>24366246
Will descend into Wizardry when no gf/10
>>24366254
Robot 8/10
>>24366278
Beta 6/10
>>24366288
Autistic cyborg
>>24366311
Fuck off
First off, fuck you, Pepe is normie shit and has been for years now.
Age: 18
NEET?: Yes
Virgin?: Obviously
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Walking in the woods alone, growing stuff in the summer
Life goals: Nothing really
Fetishes: Spanking
Favorite music: Folk punk (Pat the Bunny)
Favorite food: Macaroni and cheese, chicken burgers, chili
Mental illnesses: Depression and probably schizoid (yes, I know, self diagnosing is retarded, but there's something going on and that's my best bet)
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Not really. But I'll probably get some free money, I guess that's something to look forward too.
>>24365924
21
yes
4
videogames, programming
wanting to work in software development
tit expansion
power metal
cow meat
i dont think i have any
yes
>>24365924
23
Yes
Yes
0 anymore
Vidya, writing (formerly)
To die
None really
Progressive Metal
Fucking candy, man. Candy is the best food.
BPD, Bipolar II, potentially more
No, even if it is my birthday. I'm looking to die before then, maybe.
So? Do I pass?
age: 18
neet?: for now, working on joining the us army
virgin?: of course
irl friends: like 5 maybe but i really only talk to 1
hobbies: vidya, listening to obscure music to feel superior
life goals: feel good man
fetishes: idk, i really like short haired grills though
favourite music: progressive dreamfunk
favourite food: steak
mental illness: probably depressed. maybe anxiety but i'd never admit it. i've never been diagnosed or been screened or whatever for either so who knows
christmas: no. it's just another day
pepe: fuck pepe
>>24366358
>True robot, welcome home brother
does this mean i win or does it mean i am the most worthless person in a thread filled with worthless people?
>>24366358
>these shitty ratings
You wouldn't know a robot if it vaporized your left leg.
beep beep boop boop i'm an actual robot
>>24366423
It means both.
>>24366358
>fuck off
Why? I'm not even a normie
>>24365924
>NEET?:
Yes
>Virgin?:
Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
Video games, writing, walking around the city on early winter mornings (if any of those count as hobbies)
>Life goals:
Have own home, be fully independent
>Fetishes:
Feet, macrophilia
>Favourite music:
Jazz and Neue Deutsche Haerte
>Favourite food:
Lamb doner kebab wraps
>Mental illnesses:
None diagnosed, probably something related to anxiety though
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes, I fucking love Christmas/winter. Comfiest time of the year.
>>24366518
Woops, forgot age: 23
Age:19
NEET?: Yes
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 1, but he's at uni and puts his chad friends above me
Hobbies: Movies and sexual psychology
Life goals: Have a cute GF that loves me and loyal friends
Fetishes: Guro, Torture, Trap, Panties, Rimming, Sissy, DD/lg, Gape, Loli, Shota, Obese, Stockings, Femdom, Incest, Face sitting
Favourite music:
Favourite food: KFC, fries, beans, popcorn chicken, and chicken strips with a Pepsi
Mental illnesses: Depression, Social anxiety disorder, OCD
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes, I'll get to be with family and feel company for a short time and get drunk as hell and cry about how badly my life has detiorated from the already sorryess it was in early 015
>>24366460
fuck feels bad man
Age: 25
NEET?: I'm unemployed and using the money I saved working at rite aid to pay bills. Its not going well
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: video games, movies
Life goals: have a gf, not be poor, be happy one day
Fetishes: feet, femdom, asians
Favourite music: old big band, 50s rock n roll, 80s pop
Favourite food: pizza!
Mental illnesses: none
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I never get any presents or spend time with anyone, so no
Dont have pepes on my phone sorry
>>24365924
>23
>no
>yes
>0
>2 real ones, lifting + a sport
>acquire enough funds to buy a home away from society and live off funds for the rest of my life
>loli, impregnation
>don't listen to music
>alcohol
>epileptic, depression, no emotions
>nope
Age: 23
NEET?: yes, until january
Virgin?: yep
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: 0
Life goals: finish college
Fetishes: nuthin crazy
Favourite music: rap
Favourite food: everything
Mental illnesses: depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: actually, yes
>>24366548
Shit, forgot music
Music: Placebo, The Pretty Reckless, MGMT, Hopsin, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Elliot Smith, SOAD, Nirvana, Lana Del Rey, Halestorm, Garbage, Marilyn Manson, etc.
>>24365924
>Age: 25
>NEET?: yes
>Virgin?: yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 4, one is my brother
>Hobbies: drawing, reading manga
>Life goals: not be a failure
>Fetishes: bondage
>Favourite music: don't listen to music
>Favourite food: I don't have a favourite
>Mental illnesses: I'm taking antideppresants though the doctor didn't diagnose me
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: it will probably be boring
I'm out of sad frogs, please accept this psycho rodent
>>24365924
Age: 19
>NEET
yes
>virgin
indeed
>total amount of IRL friends
0
>hobbies
0
>life goals
aquire NEETbux before i get kicked out
>favorite music
mostly video game OSTs and some other stuff
>favorite food
spaghetti
>mental illness: severe general and social anxiety, suspected aspergers, dyslexia and early stages of schizophrenia which will seal the deal for my NEETbux
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
yes most comfy holiday
Age:18
NEET?:Studying
Virgin?:Yes
Total amount of IRL friends:0
Hobbies:Anime,manga,music,plastic models
Life goals:Find a job that I can survive with and waste the rest of my money buying weeaboo shit
Git gud at playing piano
Fetishes:Everything in 2D bar scat,NTR,furry and gore
Favourite music:Rautavaara piano concert n 1
Favourite food:Spaghetti,Italian in general
Mental illnesses:Mild autism
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:Only for the masses.
Age: 20
NEET?: No
Virgin?: very much so
Total amount of IRL friends: One
Hobbies: games and occasional reading
Life goals: Fucking nothing
Fetishes: Gas masks
Favourite music: nothing specific
Favourite food: Country fried steak
Mental illnesses: Social anxiety
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes
>>24366618
Also I get really nervous when I'm with people and can't hold a conversation or eye contact. That could be social anxiety, or maybe it's just because I'm a faggot who spent years with minimal human interaction
Now I'm curious if I will stand the test of time.
Age: 22
NEET?: No
Virgin?: No
Total amount of IRL friends: 3 (?)
Hobbies: Video games, reading, shitposting
Life goals: I wanted to become a Chemical Engineer
Fetishes: Guro
Favourite music: Breakcore/Mathrock/Rap
Favourite food: Chicken/Rice
Mental illnesses: Anxiety
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: No, just the cold weather and snow.
NEET?: no
Virgin?: no
Total amount of IRL friends: actual friends 0
Hobbies: none
Life goals: move to the woods with a telescope
Fetishes: mom-son porn
Favourite music: trap, hip hop
Favourite food: fried chicken
Mental illnesses: autism, adhd, social anxiety
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
>>24365924
>Age: 21
>NEET?: No
>Virgin?: No
>Total amount of IRL friends: 5-7
>Hobbies: 3DCG, vidya, outdoors
>Life goals: Thru-hike the Appalachian trail.
>Fetishes: traps
>Favourite music: Metal
>Favourite food: Cereal
>Mental illnesses: None
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: A little.
>>24365924
>Age:28
>NEET?: No, USN
>Virgin?: Yes; Kissless, handholdless
>Total amount of IRL friends: 2 enlisted in my division.
>Hobbies: Anime, reading
>Life goals: career
>Fetishes:navel, absolute territory
>Favourite music: Classical
>Favourite food: Salmon
>Mental illnesses: None diagnosed
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: No.
>>24366775
>absolute territory
What?
>>24366766
Why are you obvious Normie's participating? And that isn't Pepe.
Age: 22
NEET?: working
Virgin?: no
Total amount of IRL friends: 6
Hobbies: vidya
Life goals: none
Fetishes: feet, kekolding, BDSM, humiliation, futa, pretty much anything on /d/ or /hc/
Favourite music: indie rock
Favourite food: poutine
Mental illnesses: anxiety
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
>>24366711
Forgot to attach a Pepe
>>24366795
You're right. I'm not a robot.
Cyborg master race.
>22
>Yes
>Yes
>0
>vidya, animu, nightwalk/drive
>become self sufficient, or commit sudoku
>rape, pretty much anything that degrades or humiliates women
>i don't have any
>steak desu
>mental illnesses are for whiny faggots
>no
>Age:
19
>NEET?:
yup
>Virgin?:
duh
>Total amount of IRL friends:
1
>Hobbies:
shitpost, anime, vidya, library
>Life goals:
none whatsoever
>Fetishes:
giantess
>Favourite music:
Movie scores, instrumental
>Favourite food:
Orange chicken
>Mental illnesses:
Aspergers, OCD
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Yes desu senpai, for money
>>24366711
You're not going to.
>>24365924
I am real robot!
Age: 21
NEET?: No (unemployed, but uni student)
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 4
Hobbies: Kek, even consuming entertainment feels like work to me
Life goals: Be happy in my career, regardless of salary (within practical limits)
Fetishes:
>Physically possible: Diapers, messing/wetting, farting, chubby/BBW/fat asses in general
>Fantasy: Body switching/possession, age regression, personality corruption
Favorite music: A little of everything, but I don't keep up. I'll pick up a new song every now and then but that's it
Favourite food: Crab/most seafood
Mental illnesses: ADHD, probably autism (not diagnosed, but at least half of my 6 therapists think I have it)
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: The holiday? No. The time off school? Yes.
Also attach your most personal Pepe: How about I don't?
>>24366886
Figured as much
>>24366793
The area of bare skin between an over-knee sock and a woman's skirt. Pic related.
>Age
18
>NEET?
No, but considering dropping out
>Virgin?:
Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
6
>Hobbies:
Do vidya count? If so:
Difficult vidya
Professional StarCraft
>Life goals:
Be entertained
>Fetishes:
Dirty faggot who faps to anthropomorphic animals
>Favourite music:
Odesza or Madeon
>Favourite food:
Fucking oreos are based
>Special snowflake cards:
ADHD-PI
Depression
Anxiety
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
not really, but I like free shit so I guess I should
>>24365924
>NEET?:
no
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
firearms and robotics
>Life goals:
peaceful mountain home somewhere in the rockies
>Fetishes:
none really, just domination
>Favourite music:
Metal, rock, classical
>Favourite food:
meh, steak
>Mental illnesses:
Not sure. I'm guessing either autism or sociopathy
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
NO. I don't celebrate pointless never-ending rituals, much less some dead kike on a stick.
>>24366929
>NEET?:Very
Do you know what NEET means? Considering you aspire to be a doctor, I assume you're still in school.
>>24366955
Fuck forgot I this
>>24366929
>16
at least you have good taste in fetishes
>>24366929
I had friends but started resenting them because they weren't the people on the internet and I wanted to be my messed up self IRL
Age: 24
NEET?: Yes
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: None
Life goals: None
Fetishes: Loli
Favourite music: None
Favourite food: Pasta
Mental illnesses: Supposedly I have depression and I'm taking medication for it
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Not really
>>24366775
Forgot my pepe like an idiot.
>>24365924
>NEET
>Virgin
>Fetishes
>Favourite music
>Favorite food
>Mental illnesses
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
None of these have anything thing to with whether one would be a "robot" or not. You're just yet another pathetic manchild who feels entitled to holding a position that may exude an illusion of superiority and elitism on this particular part of the internet. You are, in fact, the worst of scum on this planet.
Please contract glaucoma.
Actual Robot here.
I co-starred in that Will Smith movie where my family commits murder.
Ask me anything.
>>24367050
and the award for most obvious bait goes to...
>>24367050
Someone sound the norman alarm! We've got a live one!
>>24366984
live in a religiously fuck up house hold so I have been homeschooled.
>>24366997
can't help what age I am.
>at least you have good taste in fetishes
glad somebody thinks so.
can't help what age I am,
>>24365924
>Age:
25
>NEET?:
Kinda. Most of my money comes from mommy (I'm glad she won't let me starve to death or get kicked out), some from online jobs. I'm enrolled in college, but I barely show up for classes and I'm pretty much fucked anyway. In a way it feels worst than NEET.
>Virgin?:
Of course
>Total amount of IRL friends:
Just my younger brother I guess.
>Hobbies:
Don't really have one.
>Life goals:
I don't know anymore.
>Fetishes:
Painal (seeing the girl struggle with a dick in her ass really turns me on)
>Favourite music:
Folk rock
>Favourite food:
Lasagna
>Mental illnesses:
I don't know if I have one, I probably do, but I never been tested.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
I'm looking for a way to skip the family reunion without being a complete jerk or embarassing my mom. Most of my family know I live nearby my grandpa's or uncle's house (usual places for the get-together) and there are family members flying from half the world away for it. I'll only go to be the good son. It's the least I could do as the leech.
>>24367050
you could literally split atoms with that edge
>>24365924
>Age:
21
>NEET?:
studying
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
that depends on what friends are, if you mean people I can talk with and not want to disappear then that's 2
>Hobbies:
4chan and video games and sometimes cartoons
>Life goals:
get enough money to be able to sit on my PC all day every day and not be hungry
>Fetishes:
none
>Favourite music:
80s music, scatman john, the beatles, video game soundtracks, indie youtube artists
>Favourite food:
pizza
>Mental illnesses:
no
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes that means days free from uni on my pc, free food and free sweets my family'll gift me
>>24367106
>so I have been homeschooled.
damn senpai, sucks to be you i guess
>started browsing r9k when it was still a temporary board
>around long enough to see this stupid meme of a genuine 'robot' identity is a result of greentext autism piss matches during the feels era in 2011-12.
Anyone who ascribes to the "robot/normie" dichotomy is obviously new.
Age: 22
NEET?: No I go to school
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 15-20+
Hobbies: Guitar, Bass, Drum machine, painting hiking, consuming media,
Life goals: To either do something with art or music successfully
Fetishes: Small tits, blondes
Favourite music: Diiv, Slowdive, Modest Mouse, Built to spill, smashing pumpkins
Favourite food: Any Thai food
Mental illnesses: Probably bipolar, un-diagnosed though.
Are you looking forward to Christmas? yeah
>>24367106
Homeschooling is like a golden ticket to robot status.
>>24367078
>>24367086
>>24367111
What kind of reply is one that doesn't even present a counterstatement? It's apparent the only reason you are now seething towards my post is because you know there is a large core of truth in it, and have no way of disproving any of it, so you resort to typical tumblr reaction of "HELP MISOGYNY".
I really pity your underdeveloped brains.
>>24367112
Dear manchild, please shut the fuck up and simply report the post without mentioning anything. It's not that hard.
>>24365924
21
Neet
Virgin
0
playing vidya
none
Cat girls/hentai/futa/furry/asian/petite/anal/high heels/clothed/pov/milfs
Ambient Rock Rap Jazz "chill genre" i don't know, i'm not /mu/
Ramen Pizza and Wings
I'm not diagnosed with schizophrenia but I sometimes have hallucinations/very paranoid and shy
no, I don't have anything to gift to my family, and I feel like they pity me. I wish i could get them something
>>24367112
we're all faggots, also I don't realizes age was a requirement.
>>24367128
it does suck lmao.
>>24367155
Oh wow, it's almost like communities change or something weird like that.
Age: 29
NEET?: yes
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 1,i see him 1-2 times a year
Hobbies: vidya, music
Life goals: to never work a day in my life
Fetishes: extreme torture
Favourite music: death metal , crust punk
Favourite food: fajitas
Mental illnesses: undiagnosed
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: yes it's the only time of year I get any money
>>24367202
go back to reddit m8 please
>>24366929
Enjoy your ban you stupid faggot
>>24367209
>also I don't realizes age was a requirement.
i'm sympathizing with you here senpai, but this is a 18+ website, hope you have a dynamic ip.
>>24367202
tryingtoohard/10
>>24365924
Age: 18
NEET?: No
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Anime
Life goals: I have none
Fetishes: 2D (not attracted to 3D at all)
Favourite music: J-Pop
Favourite food: Indian and Thai curry
Mental illnesses: None
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes, my Ougi figure comes in the mail.
Age: 26
NEET?: No
Virgin?: No
Total amount of IRL friends: A lot
Hobbies: Lifting, Skiing, Gaming, BJJ, Beach
Life goals: Own multiple properties, travel and see as much as I can, Have a family, be a ninja
Fetishes: Deepthroat, titfuck, pronebone
Favourite music: a lot
Favourite food: anything with chicken
Mental illnesses: sometimes lack empathy for others but pretty well adjusted
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: eh i guess
Am I fucking Chad Chaddington or what
>>24365924
>Age
19
>NEET
Yes, never had a job in my entire life
>IRL friends
Used to have like two good ones in high school, but we've drifted.
Maybe a cousin if that counts, but we havent hung out in a few summers and he just calls mostly
>Hobbies
Vidya, sleep if that's a thing.
>Life goals
Honestly, I can't seriously picture myself living past 30. Even when I was a lot younger, I always thought I'd be taken out by heart disease or a random truck or something.
>Fetishes
If I said them here I'd get no less than three (you)s with cringed reaction images. It's some /aco/ tier shit and borderline /trash/
>Music
R.E.M if you've heard of them,not that you shouldn't have heard of them because they're a fairly successful band, dabbled in /black/ stuff a while back like kid cudi and usher, but I've been trying to break away from that and find something new
>food
Beef stroaganoff
>Mental illnesses
Depression, but then who isn't depressed?
Invasive thoughts occasionally, but I've never done/would never do what I thought.
>Pepe
o-okay.I didn't even make this one.
>>24367212
It's almost like you came to r9k so late you took all the 'robot' identity bullcrap at face value and got suckered into believing a meme was reality.
Don't take it from me. Ask anyone whose been here since 2008.
>>24367209
read the rules retard
>>24367184
that's why I'm here.
>>24367237
I'll be waiting for it to happen.
>Age:
21
>NEET?:
No
>Virgin?:
Yes, KHV
>Total amount of IRL friends:
I dunno, 1? Not sure who I would consider a true friend.
>Hobbies:
Magic the gathering, roleplaying games, video games
>Life goals:
getting a PHd
>Fetishes:
Feminization
>Favourite music:
Depends on the song. I like usually like metal.
>Favourite food:
Pizza
>Mental illnesses:
I've never seen a psychologist desu
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
I guess
>>24367264
I understand it's all bullshit internet stuff. But this is a bullshit internet community. They're useful labels to simplify communication here. Sure they aren't particularly accurate, but they fit the need. /r9k/ needs to define the other which it considers itself different from, even if that's retarded and false. Why do you care so much?
>>24365924
>Age:
21
>NEET?:
Yes
>Virgin?
No
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
/r9k/, wow
>Life goals:
To find something worth living for
>Fetishes:
Feet, birthmarks
>Favourite music:
Metal
>Favourite food:
Pizza
>Mental illnesses:
Depression
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
No
>>24365924
>Age:
22
>NEET?:
No
>Virgin?:
No
>Total amount of IRL friends:
Good friends: 3-4 External friend circle: 7-10, including the aforementioned.
>Hobbies:
Internet, TV, /tg/, cooking, hiking, eating, writing, games,/toy/s, animus, movies, loving on the waifu, drinking
>Life goals:
Pay off student loans, buy a house, get married to someone I love, be upper-middle class
>Fetishes:
stuffing, burping, BDSM, edging, body hair, futa, rape, puffy pussies, tentacles, megane, and when the girl is super into it but the guy is disinterested
>Favourite music:
'80s pop
>Favourite food:
All
>Mental illnesses:
Depression,anxiety, intrusive thoughts, your basic entry-level crap. I was diagnosed with OCD butI don't have it.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Hell yeah. I saw my family in sept and I won't have to see them in december, so I'll probably spend it alone with/a/ and my dakiunless family bribes me good
But I like Christmas anyway
>>24367317
Here's a better label for newfags like you who believe in the fatuous idea of a genuine 'robot' identity and make threads claiming to be 'robots'.
>>24365924
Age:
>24
NEET?:
>No
Virgin?:
>Yes, KV
Total amount of IRL friends:
>A few from school, though I hardly see most of them anymore. Haven't made a new friend in years
Hobbies:
>Vidya, drawing, writing
Life goals:
>Completing my studies and getting a job with decent pay, losing weight and coping with mental illness
Fetishes:
>Uh, nothing really crazy. I like futas to a certain degree
Favourite music:
>Electronica, classical, metal, orchestral soundtracks. Piano is my favorite instrument
Favourite food:
>Meat of every kind
Mental illnesses:
>On the autism spectrum with symptoms of aspergers
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
>Kinda, it looks like I might be alone on christmas eve. Not looking forward to that
OP, are you still with us?
>>24367267
>rules
lol
>>24367253
I don't like people pitying me, but thanks anon.
also I'm using tor so i don't think shit is going too happen to me.
>>24367354
Don't look at me, I didn't make the thread. You can call me Reddit as much as you want, but the only times I've ever used it are to find drug dealers, and that was long after I started using 4chan.
>>24365924
>Age:
21
>NEET?:
No, part time CC and working from home on contract for a family friend
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
zero
>Hobbies:
shooting, anime, guns, 2dqt
>Life goals:
make a friend that I can talk to
>Fetishes:
2dqt
>Favourite music:
you spelled favorite wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ__ja4QpMM
>Favourite food:
octopus is pretty great desu
>Mental illnesses:
autism spectrum disorder
face blindness
sensory processing disorder
klinefelter syndrome (not mental illness, but no other category to put it in)
All of which was diagnosed as an adult. I haven't told anyone. Not even my family.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
I'm not really sure.
>>24367371
All these applications and no one to rate our robot-ness.
>>24365924
>Age: 18
>NEET?: No
>Virgin?: Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: Zero
>Hobbies: None
>Life goals: None
>Fetishes: Scat, farting, NTR, vomit, plump, /ss/, shota, traps, armpit hair, armpits, body odor, anything related to anal
>Favourite music: Vidya
>Favourite food: Fettuccine alfredo
>Mental illnesses: Dysthymia, mild anxiety
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Not really
>>24367418
That's how these threads always go.
22
Yes
Yes
0
Video games
Lose weight
Glasses, short hair, midriffs, redheads
Dad rock
Chinese food
None
Don't celebrate it.
>>24367256
Op clearly said Pepe, why can't you follow simple fucking rules.
NEET?: No
Virgin?: No
Total amount of IRL friends: None
Hobbies: Bass/making music, fashion, cinema, running, photography
Life goals: Run a marathon, volunteer overseas, visit Angkor Wat, shoot some sort of film
Fetishes: None tbqh
Favourite music: Elvis Costello
Favourite food: Stir fry w/ beef and chicken
Mental illnesses: Anxiety, avoidant personality maybe
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yeah
>>24367263
>>Fetishes
>If I said them here I'd get no less than three (you)s with cringed reaction images. It's some /aco/ tier shit and borderline /trash/
Tell us you goddamn faggot. Here's your (You) anyway...
>18
>dishwasher, not NEET
>kissless, handholdless virgin
>3
>does vidya count?
>die saving somebody that did something important so I at least get some recognition
>no fetishes
>favorite music is metal or classic rock
>favorite food is Italian
>no mental illnesses, just shy and have terrible time listening
>not really
>>24367475
4got my age, it's 24
Age: 18
NEET?: Yes
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Anime, manga, eroge.
Life goals: Die.
Fetishes: Rape, impregnation.
Favourite music: J-Rock.
Favourite food: Spaghetti and meatballs.
Mental illnesses: Nothing diagnosed.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: It's just another shitty day.
Age: 22
NEET?: university, so no
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: i have one person that i talk to in my linear algebra class but we never speak outside of it
Hobbies: computer
Life goals: manage to not kill myself until my family dies naturally so i can commit suicide guilt free
Fetishes: i have a few but i guess one weird one is seeing a silhouette of a dick really gets me goin
Favourite music: im /mu/ and way to autistic to handle talking about what music i enjoy
Favourite food: sunflower seeds
Mental illnesses: sad schizo
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: winter times make me want to die. everyone is so happy
>>24365924
Age: 23
NEET?: Since 2010, yes
Virgin?: Kissless, never held hands with a girl
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Playing video games and forcing myself to go to the gym 3 times a week
Life goals: stop hating myself and some day find a woman who would actually love me, probably join the military
Fetishes: Kekolding/feminization because I have zero self esteem and can't imagine myself with a woman where I wasn't being humiliated
Favourite music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkRlQ-7IKGQ
Favourite food: pizza and pasta
Mental illnesses: have never gone to a therapist, being diagnosed with depression means I can't join the military.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: No, I don't want to see my sister and her family and be reminded of how pathetic I am
>>24367475
angkor wat is pretty great, you can get hot air balloon rides over it as the dawn is breaking. you seem like a swell guy
>>24367471
because i'm a rebellious flame throwing the thread head over heels with my anti-conformist spirit.
Age: 20
NEET?: yes
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Vidya/Movies/Anime
Life goals: Life an uneventful meaningless life until 30 then probably kill myself
Fetishes: Feet, Sleep sex,
Favourite music: Generic EDM/Rock
Favourite food: Any beef/chicken dish
Mental illnesses: Anxiety, Depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
>>24366405
normie
>>24366518
robot
>>24366548
failed normie
>>24366592
failed normie
>>24366600
robot
>>24366604
aspiring normie
>>24366618
failed normie
>>24366621
robot
>>24366633
robot
>>24366651
failed normie
>>24366711
normie
>>24366737
normie
>>24366766
normie
>>24366775
normie
>>24366815
normie
>>24366955
faggot
>>24366983
robot
>>24367025
robot
>>24367109
robot
>>24367114
aspiring normie
>>24367169
normie
>>24367208
robot
>>24367228
robot
>>24367256
robot
>>24367262
failed normie
>>24367263
failed normie
>>24367292
robot
>>24367341
>world of warcraft
it's 2015
>>24367353
cyborg
>>24367366
failed normie
>>24367397
robot
>>24367423
robot
>>24367468
robot
>>24367475
aspiring normie
>>24367486
aspiring normie
>>24367530
robot
>>24367532
robot
>>24367536
C U C K
>>24367594
robot
>>24365924
>Age:
22
>NEET?:
no
>Virgin?:
no. but took me until a few months ago to loose it
>Total amount of IRL friends:
3
>Hobbies:
painting
>Life goals:
start a business/ be self employed. have girlfriend
>Fetishes:
big ass
>Favourite music:
alternative hip hop,
>Favourite food:
sushi
>Mental illnesses:
autism
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
no
>Age:
19
>NEET?:
no but no job
>Virgin?:
khv
>Total amount of IRL friends:
1
>Hobbies:
vidya and fl studio
>Life goals:
none yet
>Fetishes:
feet guro torture sadism hentai bdsm futa
>Favourite music:
dubstep
>Favourite food:
pizza
>Mental illnesses:
depression ADHD ADD
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
not in particular
dont have many pepes on this computer so ill just post a random one
Age: 27
NEET?:No ;_;
Virgin?:No(was a roastie, not worth it)
Total amount of IRL friends:0
Hobbies:Alcohol, sleeping, 4chan
Life goals:Get enough money to not need to work and just sit around drinking or sleeping all day
Fetishes:A little weird because madonna/whore complex. I want a nice loving gfd lacating mommygf, and I want a dumb perfectly submissive but also chaste fuckslave to hurt and fuck(I'd rather she not be into being hurt so it actually hurts, fuck(figuratively) bdsm sluts)
Favourite music:Vidya OST, Psybient/psychill with rainsounds, classical
Favourite food: Boneless buffalo wings, pasta, chinese, I can't pick between the three
Mental illnesses:ADHD, Aspergers,
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Depends on if I have to work or not. If I"m scheduled then fuck yeah, easy night of shitposting at double time.
also attach your most personal Pepe: So hard to choose, but I do love dxm, it's like alcohol but way better/more expesnive.
>>24367638
normie
>>24367658
robot
>>24367659
failed normie
Age: 25
NEET?: no
Virgin?: no
Total amount of IRL friends: prolly 7 good ones
Hobbies: mtg, currently fallout 4, exercise
Life goals: become a shrink (currently a mental health case manager, aka social worker)
Fetishes: rape, white male on black female slave owner shit
Favourite music: I don't know, electronic, rock that's like pearl jam
Favourite food: chicken fajitas
Mental illnesses: depression, adhd, gad
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: yeah, presents and shit
>>24365924
>23
>no
>no
>3 that I hang out with regularly, probably around 10 or so that I talk to
>motorcycles, target shooting,video games
>Be the grandfather of a family who can do anything and who has a large house that everyone stops by to visit for Christmas
>Actually having sex with women. It's pretty fun, you robots should try it.
>dunno
>hot wings
>none
>sure
Lost my rar peps in an unfortunate web-browsing accident. Have some Pajeet instead.
>>24367697
aspiring normie before deletion, failed normie after deletion
>>24367737
normie
>>24367742
normie
>>24367697
normie
>>24367659
normie
>>24367658
normie
>>24367638
normie
>>24367594
normie
>>24367536
normie
>>24365924
>Age:
21
>NEET?:
yes
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
around 2
>Hobbies:
vidya, shitposting, anime (non moeshit tho)
>Life goals:
still thinking I guess
>Fetishes:
rape, pregnant, violent
>Favourite music:
Black sabbath
>Favourite food:
pizza, pasta
>Mental illnesses:
sadism and sadomasochism (psychiatrist found that out by the tests)
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
nope
>also attach your most personal Pepe
>Age:
19
>NEET?:
not since August, I work as a maid.
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 7
>Hobbies:
art, fencing, vidya, weebshit (animu and mango), nerd shit (comics and cartoons)
>Life goals:
my own webcomic, a girlfriend who's cool would be great also
>Fetishes:
(oppai)loli, NTR, pasties, straight shotacon (really just posting my sadpanda tags rn desu)
>Favourite music:
at the moment Blonde Redhead is my favorite band, I also like Bibio and AnCo.
>Favourite food:
tendies, naturally
>Mental illnesses:
self-diagnosed anxiety, autism because I just deleted my post so I could fix it.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
a bit, I'll probably be out of a job by then, I'm not looking forward to seeing my family though, since I'm not in school and don't have my license. I'm a loser.
>>24367815
normie
>>24367806
normie as fuck
>>24365924
Age: 21
NEET?: yes, after high school didn't go to college or get any job
Virgin?:No (only one girl)
Total amount of IRL friends: like 6 guys, but I never really see them after high school
Hobbies: playing computer games, shitposting
Life goals:stop being fat
Fetishes:pedofilia, traps and torturing/abusing/humiliating women
Favourite music:J-core
Favourite food:Chocolate
Mental illnesses: fat fuck
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:no, but after christmas there is massive sale of christmas candy and chocolate, I am already salivating at the thought of -50% chocolate
Age: 29
NEET?: Yup
Virgin?: Yup
Total amount of IRL friends: 0, though there's maybe about 15 friends I grew up with who don't live here anymore
Hobbies: Watching things and internet browsing and once in awhile reading a book or playing a game
Life goals: Don't have one
Fetishes: Woman-in-charge. Not BDSM, but just a bossy woman older than me or with some higher standing than me (including mother, big sister, aunt etc) somehow blackmailing or getting me to do whatever sexual favours for her. Also breastfeeding
Favourite music: I don't listen to anything specific. I've been into some wrestling themes, pop and latin pop lately
Favourite food: Pizza and bread
Mental illnesses: Chronic depression, maybe BPD
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes
What do I win, government profiler?
>>24365924
>21
>No, full time salaried position and two part time jobs (gunna shed part time jerbs soon- recent college grad y'all)
>2-3 depending on how you count it. Don't see any of them more than once or twice a month tho
>Working out and drinking right now. Used to be better but you know, work got in the way
>To die. That's it. I don't like myself, my life or the people around me
>Black chicks, spanking and dominance.
>Eclectic- I guess I have a soft spot for indie shit
>Fatty meat, cheese burgers, beer and spaghetti slathered in tomato sauce and powdered cheese
>Diagnosed: Alcoholism and depression Undiagnosed: Aspbergers (my parents had me tested- doc said no but I said yes. One of the many reasons why I drink so much and why I'm drunk right now), bipolar (doc said maybe). I stopped seeing him shortly after.
It was depressing the shit out of me homies
>Yeah, I'mma get presents. If nothing else I'll have time off work and get to see my family.
>I miss those motherfuckas. Gets lonely as shit up in my apartment by myself. Wanna kiss my dog and cuddle the shit outta him, see my brothers, you know.
>>24367353
Forgot pregnancy fetish. Too bad I never want kids.
>>24367609
>cyborg
sounds about right
But how does cyborg differ from failed normie?
>Age:
23
>NEET?:
If I didn't have to work to feed myself, I probably would
>Virgin?:
HKV
>Total amount of IRL friends:
2 high school friends that I talk to every once in awhile
>Hobbies:
?, video games, thinking about getting into /out/ without actually going /out/
>Life goals:
?, to someday not be a shitty human?
>Fetishes:
forcing myself onto a conceited bitch
>Favourite music:
Rock, Electronic, Hip-hop, and Jazz; Radiohead, Astral Projection, MF DOOM, Miles Davis
>Favourite food:
Rice (loved that shit as a little kid, way before I knew asia even existed)
>Mental illnesses:
shit personality, I don't know if this 'depression' meme even exists
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
it's another day, except that my mom expects me to buy her some sort of gift
Just finished watching Tomorrow Land with my mom, they said they only want people with dreams and optimism in life; looks like I'm left out, again.
Back to grinding osrs and looking up hiking gear that I'll dream about buying.
>>24366220
that sucks senpai, you really are a true robot
>>24365924
Age: 19
>NEET?:
No
>Virgin?:
Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
3 or 4
>Hobbies
Vidya
Anime
Drawing
Programming
>Life goals:
Nice job with good pay, loyal group of friends, and a cute virgin gf who shares some of my interests/views
>Fetishes:
Vanilla, cute, skinny with small boobs.
>Favourite music:
dont listen to music much
>Favourite food:
Pizza I guess
>Mental illnesses:
Anxiety and depression
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
No
>Age:
27
>NEET?:
yes
>Virgin?:
no
>Total amount of IRL friends:
about half a dozen. I go months without interacting with them though
>Hobbies:
drawing, reading, shitposting, sometimes vidya
>Life goals:
being happy somehow
>Fetishes:
furry, femdom, blood, bimbos, tight clothes
>Favourite music:
black metal
>Favourite food:
spicy buffalo wings
>Mental illnesses:
clinical depression, anxiety, agoraphobia
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
yes actually, i really enjoy the decorations, food and stuff
>>24365924
here's a pepe i made yesterday
age: 19
neet: in uni/job that gives me almost no hours
virgin: no
IRL friends: 4? does my brother count
life goals: id love to be able to make a living selling art but thats probably not gonna happen
fetishes: asphyxiation, cross dressing, light bondage, gfd
fav music: I've been listen to a lot of CTFPA
fav food: polenta
mental illness: depression, bpd, anxiety, maybe bipolar + a little psychosis
I'm looking forward to xmas bux :^)
>>24365924
Age: 18
NEET?: no
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 3
Hobbies: Video games, smoking different tobacco, DJing, music production
Life goals: DJ at a bar, then dj for a bigger group of people at utopia, get an associates degree
Fetishes: None
Favourite music:Experimental Electronic
Favourite food:
Mental illnesses: might be depressed, prolly am
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yea parents said they would buy me a new electronic instrument i picked out so i guess it will be k
Age:
>22
NEET?:
>no
Virgin?:
>no
Total amount of IRL friends:
>7
Hobbies:
>consumption of media
Life goals:
>none
Fetishes:
>none
Favourite music:
>progressive rock or hip hop
Favourite food:
>pasta
Mental illnesses:
>MDD
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
>always
>>24367397
>>24367630
when do I get my robo bucks
>>24365924
Age: 19
NEET: No
Virgin: Yes
Friends: 19
Hobbies: Surfing, Video games, My car
Life Goals: Finish Uni, Get a job, Have a family, Be happy or what is viewed as successful.
Fetishes: None that I know of
Favourite Music: Indie rock/electronic/rap
Favourite Food: Pizza
Mental Illness: None that I know of, just lazy at times.
Looking forward to Christmas: Sure free stuff
>>24367917
>failed normie
normie who through bad luck, mental illness or some other reason failed at life
>cyborg
a robot who managed to learn the ways of normies, and can pretend and function in normie society atleast partially
e.g.
>failed normie
high school chad who got caught with drugs, got expelled from school and now lives in moms basement drinking and playing games while slowly wasting away
>cyborg
30 year old kv who works in some weird IT job that does not really require socialising
is capable of looking normal, albeit clearly lacking style, and can hold his spaghetti while working
Age:20
NEET?: No
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 2
Hobbies: Vidya
Life goals: None
Fetishes: Anal
Favourite music: Pagan/Folk/Traditional/Church
Favourite food: Don't have one
Mental illnesses: None
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yeah, no school
Age:
>23
NEET?:
>not for 2 months
Virgin?:
>y
Total amount of IRL friends:
>0
Hobbies:
>video games
>that's it
Life goals:
>be in charge of something good
Fetishes:
>feet, rape
Favourite music:
>n/a i don't listen to anything
Favourite food:
>cheeseburgers
Mental illnesses:
>professionally diagnosed aspie
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
>fuck no
i feel pretty good about myself though. does that disqualify me
>Age:
19
>NEET?:
Student
>Virgin?:
Hell yeah
>Total amount of IRL friends:
None
>Hobbies:
Making music
>Life goals:
Teaching history
>Fetishes:
BDSM
>Favourite music:
Indie rock, indie pop, and so on
>Favourite food:
Cheez-Its
>Mental illnesses:
Bisexuality
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes
>>24367917
you're clearly a successful normie faggot, but at the same time someone who unironically owns a daki and follows other non normie pursuits can't exactly be quantified as normie.
failed normies are just cunts who only desire to become a normie but cannot do so.
>>24367806
normie
>>24367815
normie
>>24367882
failed normie
>>24367892
failed normie
>>24367914
normie
>>24367926
normie
>>24367949
normie
>>24367953
normie
>>24367991
normie
>>24367994
normie
>>24367996
normie
>>24368009
normie
>>24368031
normie
>>24368050
robot
>>24368105
robot
>>24365924
>Age:
19
>NEET?:
yes
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
vidya, building models, online mischief, degenerate masturbation
>Life goals:
no
>Fetishes:
most
>Favourite music:
anything that tickles my autism
>Favourite food:
anything with cheese and bread
>Mental illnesses:
clinical depression/chemical imbalances, and aspergers
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
no
>>24366775
what age did you join?
>>24365924
Age: 19
NEET?: yes since I was 12
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0 currently but I had 3 when I was in elementary
Hobbies: gaming, drawing and voice acting
Life goals: be a voice actress, that's about it
Fetishes: bdsm, dd/lg and femdom
Favourite music: hundred waters, bryson tiller, alunageorge, wet and halsey.
Favourite food: all I can say is seafood
Mental illnesses: dissociative disorder, PTSD, anxiety disorder, and bipolar disorder.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: yeah cause I get my inheritance then
>>24366358
a 19 year old cannot be considered a robot, he hasn't had time to prove his mettle yet
Age:21
NEET?:yes
Virgin?:no, lost to first gf at 18 and I regret it every day.
Total amount of IRL friends: two, neither of whom I talok to much
Hobbies: i mostly sit around, try and play video games, try and make music and worry about things. i feel paralyzed.
Life goals: move out, be able to live on my own, break out of shitty mental loops that stop me from progressing
Fetishes: none, sex is pretty gross desu, I jerk off to aa2 every so often.
Favouritet music: pretty much exclusively listen to david bowie, andrew jackson jihad, and earl
Favourite food: none, eating is highly unpleasant due to some kind of stomach problem, too scared to go to hospital.
Mental illnesses: none diagnosed, terrified of psychiatrists
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I usually get a nice winter coat from mm so yes. christmas is usually pretty uneventful in my house. we sometimes go to church, which is comfy imo.
>>24365924
Neet: not really I work temp agency
Virgin : no sex with guys and girls
Irl friends:10 or so have my back
Hobbies: rock collecting skiing biking
Life goals: middle class lifestyle
Fetish: interracial bbc
Music: usually 70s around older rock and pop songs
Food: pizza?
Illnesses: depression , anxiety , worse with alcohol
Forward to Christmas? Ohh yeahhhh
>>24368128
Wow, im so glad to be a confirmed robot
Age:25
NEET?:YES
Virgin?:YES
Total amount of IRL friends:2
Hobbies:reading
Life goals:get a job,become a millionaire
Fetishes:amatuer
Favourite music:Kol
Favourite food:pizza
Mental illnesses:history of drug abuse
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:no
>>24365924
Age: 27
NEET?: yes
Virgin?: y
Total amount of IRL friends: 2, one i never see other is a junky i get f'd up with sometimes
Hobbies: lifting, reading, vidya, buying and selling stuff
Life goals: be at least somewhat happy
Fetishes: too many, ugly busty chicks is one
Favourite music: all types of metal
Favourite food: hard choice, pizza i suppose though sushi is a close second
Mental illnesses: none diagnosed, definitely get depressed and possible bipolar as well
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: not really
>>24368128
IM NOT A NORMIE, IM A CYBORG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE desu
>>24365924
Robots, I need you to judge me:
>Age: 41
>NEET?: No
>Virgin?: No
>Total amount of IRL friends: 0
>Hobbies: Reading, Vidya
>Life goals: Become NEET *but with money*
>Fetishes: Twinks
>Favourite music: Lots
>Favourite food: Indian food
>Mental illnesses: Nothing worth mentioning
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
>23
>NEET (after graduating from college of course)
>Virgin
>IRL Friends:
0
>Hobbies:
Videogames, reading
>Life goal:
To die a natural death (it's an endurance contest)
>Fetishes:
Traps, chastity (keeping a trap in chastity), watersports
>Favorite music:
Videogame OST's or Shastakovich Waltz #2
>Favorite food:
Koobideh and rice w/ tadiq
>Mental illnesses:
none of which I'm aware
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
Every year I get super-excited for Christmas. I play Christmas music in my car starting in early November. I always imagine what it would be like to spend Christmas with a loving family, but then the week of, I always come to the depressing realization that no one wants to spend Christmas with me and that I have no one with whom to exchange gifts..
>>24365924
Age: 18
NEET?: Currently being educated
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 5-7 friends
Hobbies: hmm, music, vidya, 4chan, movies
Life goals: I want to go on just one adventure where my life is in danger and come out of it in one piece.
Fetishes: Futa, Gentle Femdom
Favourite music: 80's
Favourite food: Sushi
Mental illnesses: None that I know of
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes because I'll get to see my friends again I'm getting lonely here at college
I don't have pepes saved. They are too common to save. I have kumamons though.
>>24368222
that's a really great pepe
thank you
>>24365924
>Age:20
>NEET?: No, student but not doing well
>Virgin?:Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 3
>Hobbies: none
>Life goals: want to make my father proud for once
>Fetishes:loli, incest, tan lines
>Favourite music: Ballads
>Favourite food: Kokorec
>Mental illnesses: dunno
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes, but only cuz I participated in the secret /a/ santa
>>24368128
>you're clearly a successful normie faggot, but at the same time someone who unironically owns a daki and follows other non normie pursuits can't exactly be quantified as normie.
I know, I just wanted to hear it
>>24368031
>>24368128
How the hell did I get normie? Not even cyborg...
>>24368585
The secret formula is rolling a pair of dice.
Even=normie, odd=robot, even dubs=failed normie, odd dubs cyborg.
>>24368449
yw, I couldn't stop laughing first time I saw it.
Age: 20
NEET?: yes
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: lifting in my house, playing sports with normals who i dont know, vidya
Life goals: accountant
Fetishes: nothing out of the ordinary except for traps
Favourite music: none
Favourite food: chicken boneless wings that you can buy in bags from the store
Mental illnesses: depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: kind of but not really
Age: 22
>NEET?:
Yep, 3 years now
>Virgin?:
Of course
>Total amount of IRL friends:
4. Not particularly close, but I see them weekly
>Hobbies:
Guitar, recording and mixing
>Life goals:
I try to not think about the future
>Fetishes:
I like traps and anal most, but I can fap to most types of weird fetish shit
>Favourite music:
metal - specifically melodeath, tech-death, progressive metal,djent
>Favourite food:
Fast food. Shit-tier taste, I know, but nothing else is as satisfying anymore.
>Mental illnesses:
depression, anxiety,diagnosed autism
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes. Christmas and birthdays are the 2 times I year I get new things for my hobbies from my parents. And we never have any extended family over for me to worry about
Age: 21
NEET?: havent shown up at school for a month. im officially still in school but i have given up.
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: n/a
Hobbies: league of legends
Life goals: n/a
Fetishes: im vanilla
Favourite music: rap, especially from the 90s
Favourite food: pizza
Mental illnesses: aspergers
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: i like the cozy feeling of staying inside while its snowing outside but i'm not looking forward to seeing my family
>>24365924
Age: 19
NEET?: no, student
Virgin? yes
Total amount of IRL friends: four, but I've never directly asked them if they enjoy my company
Hobbies: drawing, video games, loitering
Life goals: justifying "just good enough" so i don't feel bad about myself
Fetishes: irrelevant; fetishes only develop after prolonged sexual activity (or lack, thereof); masturbation counts
Favourite music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln96nvOagcc
Favourite food: collard greens
Mental illnesses: none; most of the mental illnesses we diagnose today would have passed for regular behavior a few decades ago
>>24368664
>mfw I got faggot
>>24365924
Age: 23
NEET?: Community college
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 15+
Hobbies: Delving into my fetish, playing vidya, recently got really into old-school video game collecting
Life goals: Just to get a career in software engineering to make money to support wasting my non-working life with my hobbies
Fetishes: Women's clothing
Favourite music: I actually listen to several different kinds on shuffle, so I don't have a favorite
Favourite food: I guess anything that hardly takes preparation
Mental illness: None diagnosed
Are you looking forward to hristmas: No
>tfw no reaction image folder
I just google reaction images when the need arises but don't save them
Stop replying to these goddamn threads you fucking faggots, this isn't /soc/
>>24365924
>Age
29
>NEET?
Wage
>Virgin?
Nope
>Friends?
Fuck knows anymore
>Hobbies.
Cooking, Vidya, Reading, Zen
>Life Goals.
Fuck knows.
>Fetishes.
Milfs, Blacks and Black Milfs and femdom.
>Favorite Music.
Anything with an instrument
>Favorite Food.
Anything thats not a ready meal.
>Mental illness.
Dunno
>Looking for to Christmas.
Most hated time of the year.
>>24368852
Cynical turbo-normie detected
27
yes
yes
0
video games and anime
i dont even know what my goals
favorite fetish is thick thighs (2D only)
music from video games and anime ofc
fried chicken
pretty sure i'm autistic
not really
>>24368911
do you live with your parents or alone?
What's the difference between a robot and a failed normie?
>>24368931
Robots never had a chance
>>24368929
i lived by myself for a few years but now i'm back home with mommy
>>24368931
robots have mental illnesses, failed normies dont
>>24368954
did you have a job during that time or neetbux or something?
>>24368958
So if you're a failed normie, then you become depressed, you're a robot?
>>24368981
yea i was a software developer, i ended up quitting and don't have it in me to play the job hunting game again
>>24365924
>22
>No
>3
>Vidya
>Get a job and make non basement friends/get a GF.
>TG, body swap, possession.
>Can't decide.
>Cheese burgers.
>Autism and OCD
>Yes if only for not having school which means lots of vidya.
>>24365924
NEET?:
>Kind of? Just take a few classes and that's it.
Virgin?:
>No, only had sex with one girl though; 2 years ago.
Total amount of IRL friends:
>1, maybe 2
Hobbies:
>Vidya, writing music, fapping, drugs
Life goals:
>Have enough money to buy drugs to take to make music to take drugs to
Fetishes:
>To many things, I'm just a horny fuck.
Favourite music:
>/mu/ shit
Favourite food:
>Pizza and gyros desu
Mental illnesses:
>Severe Major Depression and Anxiety diagnosed. Probably some other shit but who cares at this point; these are all arbitrary labels and I'm just a sad sack of shit.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
>finally leaving this world then so for once, yeah.
>>24369040
fuck.
im neet and want to move out but i refuse to get a job.
i seriously need to get on disability.
>>24365924
age: 22
neet: da
virgin: ya
friends: none
hobbies: linguistics, working out
life goals: interpreter, air force, terrorist
fetishes: femdom, armpits, nails, heels, boots, pegging, watersports, whipping
favorite music: noise, shoegaze, raw black metal, folk metal, ambient
favorite food: jap food, yogurt, cheese, frank's red hot sauce, bacon, strawberries
mental illnesses: there's no such thing, aside from serious shit like schizophrenia and bipolar
looking forward to christmas: holidays are a bitch, alsogod is a myth to make inferior races easier to control and enslave
>>24369122
>mental illnesses: there's no such thing, aside from serious shit like schizophrenia and bipolar
Why do you say that? I sort of agree with you, I just want to hear your take on it.
>>24365924
>Age: 21
>NEET?: No
>Virgin?: Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 1
>Hobbies: Maths, Anime, Runescape, Lifting
>Life goals: Become a Mathematician and Comedian.
>Fetishes: Tall women with short hair and nice juicy thigh gaps. Has to be skinny as well.
>Favourite music: OST's and Video game music
>Favourite food: Chinese food
>Mental illnesses: Slight form of dyslexia and autism
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Nope
Age: 19
NEET?: nope
Virgin?: now and forever
Total amount of IRL friends: 5
Hobbies: writing, feeling bad about myself, crying, escaping my own reality, camping, going to museums
Life goals: become a hermit writer in a microapartment. have a cat. have a lot of computers there.
Fetishes: someone wanteng me for a little while
Favourite music: Post-Industrial (Noise and Neofolk mainly), emoe, Early Industrial.
Favourite food: Yogurt or Apples
Mental illnesses: Depression, Panic Disorder, Psychotic Features in those two, Borderline.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: NO. FUCK THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY.
Age: 14
NEET?: No
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: More than 20
Hobbies: Sports, girls, and grades.
Life goals: Going to Yale.
Fetishes: Curvy Blondes
Favourite music: Whatever sounds good.
Favourite food: My grandfathers fried rice or Popeyes
Mental illnesses: None.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes.
>>24369184
posting that ironically is Robot humour
>>24369184
>Age: 14
>20
>Yes
>I'd rather be...
>0
>Daydream, reading, running
>Having a self-sufficient homestead and a little sailboat
>No
>a single music is too hard, I have a favourite album: Chromatics / Kill for love
>don't have
>none, but internetz say I might be a schizoid
>kill me
>>24369150
The majority of minor things like depression, anxiety, ADHD, OCD, and "personality disorders" are a product of one's upbringing and personal mindset.
I'm not saying they can't ever legitimately exist, but for the most part they are an attempt by "professionals" to justify poor parenting, or criminalize behaviors that don't fit in perfectly with the norm in an overly conformist, consumerist society.
Age: 20
NEET: not yet
Virgin ? I fucked like 8 prostitutes but i always needed to pay, i would be virgin otherwise.
Total amount of friends irl: 1
Hobbies: Making music, listening music
Life goals: Release an album
Fetishes: girls feet
Favorite music: Joy Division, Burzum
Favorite food: /
Mental illness: Depression, and probably antisocial
Are you looking forward to christmas: no because i always want to kill myself at christmas
>>24365924
>Age:
20
>NEET?:
In college,community college.Living with parents.
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
Computer stuff (not gaming)
>Life goals:
Not be a total failure
>Fetishes:
None that are too weird
>Favorite music:
Orchestral and electronica
>Favorite food:
schnitzel
>Mental illnesses:
I don't trust doctors...
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
nope
Is there someone with a mental disorder here who actually was to a doctor or do you all think you're depressed because google tests said so? You guys sound like tumblr users
tbqhwy senpai
>hurr durr i think im bipolar and depressed and whatever
>Age: 22
>NEET?: Yes
>Virgin?: No
>Total amount of IRL friends: 7
>Hobbies: Video games, anime, cartoons.
>Life goals: Get someone to take care of me and let me live doing nothing but relaxing.
>Fetishes: Older/younger, ugly/hot.
>Favourite music: Kpop I guess. I barely listen to music.
>Favourite food: Chinese/Japanese.
>Mental illnesses: Nothing diagnosed but I'm going to a therapist soon so we'll see.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes.
>>24365924
30
y
n
0
none
an hero
everything
noise
nuggies
yes
no
I'm not attaching a picture of my penis
>>24369346
i got my aspergers officially diagnosed
>>24369346
you don't need a doctor to know you're fucked up
>>24365924
Age: 26
NEET?: no
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: one
Hobbies: vidya
Life goals: no
Fetishes: cp
Favourite music: neofolk
Favourite food: no
Mental illnesses: Schizoid personality disorder
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no
also attach your most personal Pepe
>>24369210
That whole post looks like bait, Anon.
>Age:
23
>NEET?:
no
>Virgin?:
no
>Total amount of IRL friends:
like 5
>Hobbies:
playing guitar, drinking
>Life goals:
n/a
>Fetishes:
gender bending, D/s stuff
>Favourite music:
rock
>Favourite food:
pizza, indian
>Mental illnesses:
none diagnosed
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
not really
>>24369410i sometimes fall for bait on purpose just to have someone talk to me.
>>24369466
i would like to cuddle with you, anon
>>24369493
that's because you haven't seen me desu.
>Age
18
>NEET?
No, forced to go to school so I don't get kicked out
>Virgin?
khhv
>Total amount of IRL friends
0, my only friends are on steam
>Hobbies
Anime, Manga, Vidya, History, Buyfagging (figs, onaholes, daki etc)
>Life goals
None
>Fetishes
Futa, Genderswap, trap, gentle femdom, femdom
>Favourite music
I only listen to vidya osts and anime ops and eds
>Favourite food
Burgers
>Mental illnesses
Mildly depressed (le self diagnosed)
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
I guess, asked mommy to buy me some history books looking forward to reading them
>>24369394
>you don't need a doctor to know you're fucked up
You probably like to jackoff to the fantasy that you have psychosis or sociopathy or some shit.
>>24369537
>>Favourite food
>Burgers
i think you got that mixed up with mental illnesses buddy
>>24365924
>Age:
20
>NEET?:
going to uni
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
5 but one is moving, another knocked up his gf and became a wagekek
>Hobbies:
weightlifting and boxing
>Life goals:
if i decide not to an hero, get a nice house for myself and make enough money to go full neet mode comfortably
>Fetishes:
try not to go to far down the rabbit hole so mostly rough fucking but nothing to brutal
>Favourite music:
swing, punk, and mostly old school hip hop with some newer artists thrown in
>Favourite food:
eggs and rice? I dont really have any preference
>Mental illnesses:
clinical depression and anxiety
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
not really. Depends if my grandparents come down
>>24365924
>Age: 18
>NEET?: no
>Virgin?: yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 1
>Hobbies: none
>Life goals: none
>Fetishes: none
>Favourite music: Sopor Aeternus
>Favourite food: cheesy shit
>Mental illnesses: none diagnosed but slightly retarded and suicidal thoughts for years.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I don't celebrate christmas
>>24369568
>he doesn't love burgers
Age: Eighteen
NEET?: No
Virgin?: No
Total amount of IRL friends: As many as I want
Hobbies: Fashion, collecting paintings, collecting antiques, stealing road signs, hanging out with friends, playing chess
Life goals: Become the best version of myself, inspire the minds of many, change the world by bringing back the thirst for knowledge, give a Ted talk, mentor professionally, work as a Fine Arts Museum Curator (and study Art History), work in (and study) psychology, become redoubtable for my discoveries, earn the title of Grandmaster
Fetishes: Feet^654654. Sex is great and I have a lot of other kinks, but anything besides feet is just extra.
Favourite music: From Indian Lakes, Lydia, The Helio Sequence, The Garden, Cherry Glazerr, Thee Oh Sees, Gesaffelstein, Death Grips
Favourite food: Any food that I haven't yet had
Mental illnesses: Childhood depression, was also diagnosed with ADD but I don't believe that I truly have it
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Yes. This is the first year I'll be able to buy my family gifts.
I know I'm not a robot anymore, but you guys accepted me when nobody else would.
>>24365924
Please rate
>Age:
25
>NEET?:
yes
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
programming
>Life goals:
Live in widllands (Innawoods)
>Fetishes:
Trap, Feet/High Heels, Whale tails
>Favourite music:
I like just about everything
>Favourite food:
Fajitas
>Mental illnesses:
None
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
not really
>>24369638
Get the fuck off of this board turbofaggot.
>>24369633
>he doesnt get it
assburgers, my friend
>>24369666
I'd rather not, familia
Age: 23
NEET?: 21hr uni, 16hr work
Virgin?: y
Total amount of IRL friends: 25-30
Hobbies: vidya, guitar, golf,
Life goals: money
Fetishes: feet? cum inside?
Favourite music: radio hits
Favourite food: mexican
Mental illnesses: anxiety but its a lot less than it used to be. almost to the point that its gone
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: sure
>>24369676
My apologies, I thought you were critiquing lady liberty's food of choice and my instincts kicked in
>>24365924
>Age:19
>NEET?: No
>Virgin?: Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: 0 real friends, but maybe like 5 people I could call and hangout with and do "friend-like" things with, and 2 that would be willing to help me with HW and etc.
>Hobbies: Fapping and Gaming
>Life goals: Medschool, and eventually a doctor
>Fetishes: No comment
>Favourite music: None
>Favourite food: None, Skeleton
>Mental illnesses: Un-diagnosed, but social anxiety, General anxiety, bi-polar, ADHD,extremely paranoid and distrustful of other people, and just plain bat shit crazy.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yea, but only for witner break.
>Age: 20
>NEET?: yes
>Virgin?: no
>Total amount of IRL friends: 0
>Hobbies:
>Life goals: Get u.s citizenship. live in bunker.
>Fetishes: rape bdsm shy grills
>Favourite music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mynzbmrtp9I
>Favourite food: kfc
>Mental illnesses: Only diagnosed with misophonia and chronic insomia. suspicions of spergs
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Christmas is pretty comfy. usually spend it alone but its nice yeah.
NEET?:
>i wish
Virgin?:
>yes
Total amount of IRL friends:
>2
Hobbies:
>guitar, vidya, hobby hopping autistic things (archery, bowmaking, blacksmithing, leatherworking)
Life goals:
>i used to have some vague goals but now it is just
>suicide
Fetishes:
>none really. i mostly like pure stuff. i like degenerate girls and girls who don't give a shit about their appearance though.
Favourite music:
>varied, but mostly like neofolk, darkwave, indie rock, classical, emo and experimental
Favourite food:
>chimichangas, pasta, burgers, pierogies
Mental illnesses:
>"fucked in the head syndrome"
>drug addiction (i like not being sober)
>nothing diagnosed but i have hallucinations and feel fucked up and out of it. my life is falling apart and i don't care.
Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
>it is pretty comfy but i'm an atheist and i feel awkward being around people even family
i don't like pepe but i like this
>>24365924
>Age:
24
>NEET?:
Yes
>Virgin?:
Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
Innumerable
>Hobbies:
None
>Life goals:
A house, a job I'm cool with, a happy marriage and three kids.
>Fetishes:
None
>Favourite music:
stubz82
>Favourite food:
I consume matter, bruh.
>Mental illnesses:
Depression, social anxiety, ADD
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Not especially
Sage because I disagree with the concept of this thread
>>24369840
This is an actual robot, unlike a lot of people in this thread
NEET?: no
Virgin?: no
Total amount of IRL friends: 2
Hobbies: video games, masturbating
Life goals: end up not miserable by 30
Fetishes: bestiality, fucked up shit that's taboo in general
Favourite music: any genre
Favourite food: junk food that'll kill me faster
Mental illnesses: self-diagnosed retard
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: no not really
>>24369854
why are you talking in third person?
Age
>20
NEET?
>pretty much
Virgin?
>yes
Total amount of IRL friends
>1
Hobbies
>rock climbing, creative writing, sleep
Life goals
>be murdered
Fetishes
>pee
Favorite music
>industrial noise, progressive metal
Favorite food
>mangoes
Mental illnesses
>PTSD
Are you looking forward to Christmas?
>no
>Age:
18
>NEET?:
No
>Virgin?:
No
>Total amount of IRL friends:
3 mains, a few offhand
>Hobbies:
movies, vidya, studying
>Life goals:
[REDACTED] and live in an apartment making enough money passively to play games all day, maybe get /fit/
>Fetishes:
Guro and massive tits
>Favourite music:
idk i listen to movie soundtracks a lot
>Favourite food:
cheerios
>Mental illnesses:
Depression
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes
>>24369888
You sound like a really interesting person honestly.
Age: 21
NEET?: yes, currently
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends:0
Hobbies: tech and vidya
Life goals: none
Fetishes: none
Favourite music: synthwave/dreamwave
Favourite food: sashlik
Mental illnesses: depressive schizoaffective
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: sorta
>>24365924
>24
>no
>no
>2
>hiking, fishing, shooting, hunting
>to not have any responsibilities ever
>public, cfnm, light watersports
>doom/stoner
>chicken tortilla soup
>just an alcoholic
>I guess, my mom makes delicious food on christmas eve and on christmas, so I'm looking forward to that
NEET?: >no
Virgin?: >no
Total amount of IRL friends: >3
Hobbies: >vidya,drugs
Life goals: >construction or foods, always loved those classes in highschool
Fetishes: >having a very submissive grill
Favourite music: >deathcore
Favourite food: >Japanese, nice steak and potatoes
Mental illnesses: >severe depression, anxiety, ocd, all of which are professionally diagnosed
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: >no
also attach your most personal Pepe
>>24367202
the bait hurts me
Age: 19
NEET?: no
Virgin?: no
Total amount of IRL friends: one
Hobbies: vidya, working, reading
Life goals: yes
Fetishes: yes?
Favourite music: folk & electronic & chill stuff
Favourite food: chips
Mental illnesses: Severe Anxiety, depression, OCD
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: eh
>>24365924
>Age: 19
>NEET?: Nope, fast food wage slave
>Virgin?: Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends: around 10, being in the goth scene is pretty great desu
>Hobbies:
vidya, 4chan, sewing, reading
>Life goals:
Leave this shitty job and go to college and do something with my life I don't know what to study though so I'll wait until I have an idea.
>Fetishes:
women screaming/ being beaten/ crying, milf/ cougar, momcest (although I would never actually fug my own mother)
>Favourite music:
Mostly black metal, NSBM, and some Goth
>Favourite food:
Tacos and pasta
>Mental illnesses:
Never been evaluated but I have a feeling that I'm a sadist
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
yeah, I'm pretty lucky considering that all my family is on the other side of the planet so the only family I have near me is my parents and my brother.
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
was up with that?
>>24369949
destined wizard
>>24369965
failed normie
>>24370012
normie
>>24370119
also a normie, gtfo my board
>>24370164
failed normie
>>24369393
Aspergers isn't even a real thing
Age: 22
NEET?: No, Student
Virgin?: Yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Vidya/Anime (big fucking surprise)
Life goals: Get phd in AI and build robot waifu
Fetishes: Most of them
Favourite music: N/A
Favourite food: N/A
Mental illnesses: yes
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: Nope
>>24365924
2X
borderline
technically.
0
vidyas and manga, really
becoming a certified welder (on my way to do so)
waaaaay too many to list fuck that
right now, future funk is my thing.
asian or italian
no
and I have no pepe on this computer
>Age
25
>NEET?
Yes
>Virgin?
No
>Total amount of IRL friends
0
>Hobbies
Being online
>Life goals
To be an accountant and live in an apartment or small house with a girlfriend in a nice neighborhood.
>Fetishes
None
>Favourite music
Hip-hop/Rap (and crunkcore)
>Favourite food
Pepperoni pizza, plain cheeseburger
>Mental illnesses
Depression? Took Prozac for a while so I think that's what it was for.
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?
No.
Age: 21
NEET?: I will be in a month, but I'll also be homeless
Virgin?: No
Total amount of IRL friends: 0
Hobbies: Browsing here. I can't bring myself to do anything else
Life goals: To get a degree from some prestigious school
Fetishes: Tall women
Favourite music: Wagner and The Second Viennese School
Favourite food: Not sure
Mental illnesses: OCD, depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: I'm dreading it
>>24365924
>18
>no
>yes
>15+
>writing poetry
>none
>none
>NSBM, RAC, emotive hardcore, early emo, post punk, makina, slam death
>kebab pizza
>Never tested (don't want to limit my opportunities) but probably bpd
>i'm ambivolent
>>24365924
23
yes though i might go back to school
0
vidya, strategy games
either become a math professor or get on welfare
variants of rape and femdom. basically just don't like anything symmetrical
varies: grunge rock/classical/techno
italian, shellfish and white sauces
autism, depression
eh
i have no pepes
Age: 31
NEET?: no
Virgin?: yes
Total amount of IRL friends: 1 (several timezones away, haven't spoken in ages. 0 online friends)
Hobbies: flight sims, vidya
Life goals: pilot's license
Fetishes: closet homo
Favourite music: Alice in Chains
Favourite food: Thai
Mental illnesses: social anxiety, depression
Are you looking forward to Christmas?: not at all
>>24365924
>Age:
20
>NEET?:
Kinda complicated atm. Technically yes
>Virgin?:
Yep
>Total amount of IRL friends:
None
>Hobbies:
anime, vidya, 4chan
>Life goals:
I have none I just want to be comfy
>Fetishes:
Feet, incest, bbw
>Favourite music:
I don't listen to music
>Favourite food:
Nigger food pretty much.
>Mental illnesses:
I don't believe in mental illnesses to be honest
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
No it's always awkward as fuck
>>24365924
>Age:
23
>NEET?:
Nope
>Virgin?:
Sort of. No penetration but I've done stuff with other people.
>Total amount of IRL friends:
0
>Hobbies:
gamedev, vidya, music.
>Life goals:
I wanna make really good video games. Or at least be happy making them, while making a solid living (i.e. not having to work another job to support myself).
>Fetishes:
Furshit, other than that nothing.
>Favourite music:
Emo, Trip Hop, Indie/Roots-rock mostly. Smashing Pumpkins, NMH, Brave Little Abacus, Snowing, Okkervil River, Car Seat Headrest, to name a few.
>Favourite food:
Spaghetti
>Mental illnesses:
Autism crippling enough to be completely friendless and lazy almost 100% of the time, but not crippling enough to get benefits or sympathy from others
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
Yes, but I worry that this year it will be a really depressing one. Last good friend moved away a few months ago, leaving me stranded here.
Don't have a pepe, so you can have this instead.
>>24370424
In lieu of Pepe, here's a survey I made back before /r9k/ was deleted for being awful.
>>24365924
>Age:
25
>NEET?:
noself-employed
>Virgin?:
yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
7 ish
>Hobbies:
vidya, programming, guitar
>Life goals:
professional: work for video games
personal: find qt gf who loves me, marry her, start family
>Fetishes:
feet/legs/socks/stockings, "daddy" and "good girl" dirty talk, creampie (if that counts as a fetish)
>Favourite music:
deafheaven, tim hecker, oneohtrix point never
>Favourite food:
don't have one
>Mental illnesses:
social anxiety, possibly generalized anxiety disorder, and situational depression as a result of these
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
kind of, worried i might be alone though
>>24365924
>Age:
33
>NEET?:
Nope
>Virgin?:
Yes
>Total amount of IRL friends:
1
>Hobbies:
RC aircraft, ponies, guns, being alone
>Life goals:
Being left alone in a place that no one can find me.
>Fetishes:
Loli and shota.
>Favourite music:
King Crimson
>Favourite food:
Lamb vindaloo
>Mental illnesses:
Severe chronic depression
>Are you looking forward to Christmas?:
I don't celebrate. On the other hand, double time and a half.
I carry no pepe.
>>24370509
>>24370400
>>24370320
>liking normie music
>>24370859
Car Seat Headrest is far from normie music.
Made by robots, for robots.
>>24370873
Sorry, made by robot*.
>>24365924
I'm not /actualrobot/, but I'm an /exrobot/. I am curious of your robot judgement.
age: 32
NEET: BA econ, employed in sales
Virgin: no
irl friends: 14 ( thats giving leeway to at least 4 of them, and for sure to 8 of them.)
Hobbies: vidya, cooking, gardening (novice), liftan
Life goals: to raise non-kek children
Fetishes: throating my cock, feet-on-bed reverse cowgirl, cum on tits
music: fuck man, this list is too long. if it's good I like it.
food: bbq
am I crazy: probably not
xmas?: yes
I'm not like the other pepes.jpeg
