reminder that if you are happy, have hobbies, are smug, brag about anything, have friends, have a gf, have parents that are proud of you, think you're better than anyone else, have a gf, or care about self improvement you are just a normalshit and normies are not welcome here this place is not for normies you are not a robot you are not welcome here
>>24365561
this is entirely irrefutably true objectively
Thanks OP. It always pisses me off when self proclaimed smug little shits who enjoy their lives act like they're the true robots.
I don't give a shit. I'm here whether you like it or not.
>>24365561
If you add
>have never been NEET for at least 6 months
>have ever used "f.am" unironically
>don't have a mutilated penis
>have never been diagnosed with a mental illness
>have no physical deformities
I agree with you
>>24365896
Wanna go outside dickwad?
>>24365896
you are not welcome here you are not a robot you are rejected here you are not among people who care about you or like you you're not funny everyone here hates you
>>24366129
>a le tripfag enters the match
>>24366173
I'll cuddle you like mama bear cuddles her cubs, i'll hold you so gently you'll cry at the realization of how stupid this conflict is, YOU READY FOR THAT?
>if you are happy,
Much of the time
>have hobbies,
yes, I collect guns
>are smug,
On rare occasions
>brag about anything,
Sometimes
> have friends,
Yes
>have a gf,
No
> have parents that are proud of you,
Yes
> think you're better than anyone else,
Yes
>have a gf,
Still no
> or care about self improvement
Yes
R8 my normie percentile
>>24366157
Wow, you sure showed him with that unpunctuated run-on. Wanna post a cartoon frog along with it? Maybe one holding a gun? That will REALLY spook him!
Hey, maybe if you make up more random bullshit and post more cartoon frogs, all the normies will leave!
For every one of these threads, I post another /r9k/ screenshot on Reddit and Facebook. Enjoy!
>>24365561
>brag about anything
except everyone on this board is always bragging about how sad they are, shit man maybe all those normies should fuck off.
>happy
no
>have hobbies
here,sometimes vidya,anime,manga
>smug
im a pushover
>friends
no
>parents are proud of me
yeah, they want me to succeed and have a good life
>have a gf
had one for a couple of months
>think youre better than anyone else
I think i'm a piece of shit not worth anyone's friendship
>care about self improvement
I feel like I need to redeem myself somehow
>have been NEET for 6+mo
yeah
>used senpai
nah
>cut
yes, it makes me really fucking sad
>diagnosed mental illness
no
>phyiscal deformities
Not really, but I fucked up my ankle and had to get surgery so it won't be the same ever
This is really the only place I feel at home even though you'll probably hate me for some things I've done in the past. It's alright, I'm used to it. I don't think there's anywhere else worth going to. It's not like I'd find any friends over there.
I'm actually really happy now even though nothing in my life is changed, but I still can't stop coming here to shitpost.
>>24366218
leave now failed normie you have no friends here
>>24366381
>normalshit reverse psychology
won't work here faggot you are not welcome here
>>24365561
pretty shit thread op
>>24366751
stay mad normie outsider
>>24366686
>>24366703
>>24366964
I've been on 4chan since 2004. You're the outsider.
how am I supposed to have hobbies when I work 12 hours a day
like funposting is my only hobby I guess
>>24367626
sure you have normie, sure you have. you are not a robot you are not welcome here
>>24366519
answer me please i need to know if i should leave here and just be isolated
>>24367673
Why do you care failed normie
>>24365561
You're just mad because I self improved and you're still a bitter fuck up
>>24367762
Because I want to know if I'll be able to find friends here. I can't handle all the hate but I want brotherhood or friendship. It's either filled with kvs who hate me for what I've done or full blown normals who I can't relate to.
Shutting out everything is my last resort and I just want to know if I belong
>>24367851
Yeah yeah you're ok, now shut up faggot
>>24367851
Don't listen to op he is a mentally sick Autist. You belong here if you feel you belong here.
>>24367762
You need regular excercise and to maintain a proper diet. You need a regular sleep schedule. You need a part time job so you can start paying for college classes.
>>24367841
>>24367883
Why would you normalscum even want to be here, you are not welcome here, you belong on facebook
