>TFW your girlfriend accidentally calls you Dad
I see nothing wr0ng here
>be me
>be 24
>go on date with 18 y/o qt
>every damn topic results in awkward silence when we accidentally tough on the age difference
>"I have an older brother, he's 19. What about you?" "I have a younger brother, he's 20..."
>"The last time I went to a club was in 2010." tfw I realize she probably just hit puberty back then
>"What TV series do you like?" "I really like Buffy the Vampire Slayer." "That's such an old series!" "Nah, it isn't that old., first aired in 1997." "I was born in 1997."
Yeah, somehow I seriously doubt I will get to the "girlfriend calls me Daddy"-phase...
>tfw no gf who calls me dad or brother
>tfw no gf at all
>tfw your girlfriend accidentally doesn't exist
>>24365401
I'd really like that to happen
>>24365662
I can't even express how envius I am of you
please don't fuck it up
>tfw gf says in a sexy voice "You're a dirty little boy, aren't you?"
>Had to pass it off as if I didn't like it that much
>Actually fucking diamonds.
>>24365662
>mfw girls that weren't even born when Majora's Mask came out are legal where I live
If dubs all KVs on /r9k/ get gfs
>>24365785
I appreciate the effort
>>24365816
if dubs, you get a bf
>>24365911
No wait I'm not gay delete that post please
>>24365401
lol if you didn't turn it into a taboo foreplay session
>>24365926
Sorry, that's not possible. Bureaucracy and all. You will receive your bf in the mail within 2 weeks.
>>24365712
I don't know Anon, it was kind of a strange "date". We met with some other people for some language exchance event after an hour and a half. Wasn't really alone with her most of the time.
Also it turns out we don't really have that much in common.
Only glimmer of hope for a second date is her "I think so." when I asked her if we will see again.
But oh well, I knew what I was getting into. >"Things are really complicated right now (new job, living alone for the first time, problems with roommates). I'd really like to see you but I can't promise anything. But we can go out and see where things are going."
>>24365769
>post yfw girls from 200 will become legal in 2 years
>>24366160
Gross. Girls peak at 14.
>>24366160
16 is legal in places that aren't shit holes.
also>>24366183
>>24366160
Girls from 200 are like 1,815 what the hell are you talking about?
>>24366183
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock desu
My gf calls me "daddy", it's fucking awesome.
>>24366755
>not wanting that ancient sarcophagus puss
>>24365735
I'm not even into any sort of age play, but that'd make me rock hard too
>>24367498
I said that if I ever decided to let her on top, she can say that to me. I'm trying to slowly introduce stuff like that to her. I'm not into ageplay either butshe has a very mom-like body so having a wide-hipped, large breasted woman call me her little boy makes me fucking rock hard. Sadly she'll never, ever agree to me calling her mom or anything like that.
Normally I'm always on top.I don't even have mommy issues, I just find that shit hot.
