>come home, kind of tired
>gf asks what's wrong
>say nothing
>she says "come on sweetie, tell me what's wrong"
>I say I'm just tired
>she jokingly says "tell mamma what's wrong"
>I'm quiet and look at her
>"just kidding, lol"
Mfw my dick was diamonds.
>mfw my dick was diamonds
mine too
oh how I miss laying my head in my exs lap listening to her stomach, heartbeat and breathing singing me a sweet lullaby. I miss that more than she will ever know.
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>actually having a gf
you don't belong here, cunt. get the fuck off my board
>>24365181
Just.....why?
Why are you here?
>>24365780
But pooh bear, i want to live vicariously through them. I'll never have a gf and its nice pretending to be in their shoes
I have never had a gf in the quarter of a century I have been alive. I'm fairly convinced I will never have one, and even if I ever do get one she would never match any of my preferences.
I will never have a mommy gf.
>>24365181
If dubs all Kissless Virgins on /r9k/ get qt gfs
SHE JUST SAID IT AGAIN GUYS!!!!
Should I go for it?
>>24365181
oh god I need to start this with my gf
a mom gf would be such a turn on
>>24365780
>/r9k/
>belonging to betakeks
>anything
>belonging to betakeks
>>24365780
>>24365792
Because I have nowhere else to go. I've been on 4chan too long.
>>24365869
Let's try again if dubs all robots get qt gfs
>>24365181
>gf
nah you gotta go
>>24365181
was she serious and tried to play it off as a joke or what?
>>24365987
>>24365869
If dubs robots don't ever get qt gfs
>>24366029
you piece of shit you'll never get dubs
>>24366029
Fuck off Chad, if dubs all chads instantly get keked by robots right in front of them
>>24366006
Not sure. But she did it again. I did tell her once that was my fetish but she never brought it again.
>>24366068
>I did tell her once that was my fetish but she never brought it again
i'm sorry, anon. did she seem weirded out by it?
>>24366716
Not exactly. She said she was willing to try but I said I didn't want to.
