What's your ideal woman?
She needs to be pastel colored and have hooves
>>24364891
An ancient sumerian goddess of war.
>>24364891
I'd like a girl around my age, who wasnt heavier than me (i'm 180 lbs). She'd have to share at least one hobby with me, and love me. Hopefully i could get her to stay loyal, but who am i kidding, it's 2015.
>>24364891
5'10-6'0 aryan dutch goddess with a real hatred for muslims
>>24364891
Wow, this thing describes almost my girlfriend except she is blond and nigger.
>>24365334
>blonde
>nigger
that doesn't work.
>>24364891
>narrow hips
for what purpose
>>24365368
What if she's just a super fucking trashy white nigger?
Like john cena tramp stamp tier trashy
>men prefer women with narrow hips
Wat
>Narrow hips
Nigga I hope you meant narrow waist
>tfw tall woman fetish
I want a woman who's literally towering over me.
>tfw impossible mode standards
>>24364891
>men prefer women with narrow hips
>>24365272
Nearly the same as me, except German instead of Dutch.
>>24364891
She needs to have a dick.
>>24364891
Pic related with either big titties or ass
Petite and cute
>>24364891
>narrow hips
LOW TEST
she just has to like me.
that's honestly it, still waiting...
>>24364891
Pale
A bit shorter than 5'8"
Emo
Colored eyes
Sexy Brit or Aussie accent
Skinny
Social anxiety
Tattoos
Piercings
Listens to metal
Virgin
>>24364891
men prefer small feet
>tfw size 13 feet
am i doomed because of my ginormous feet?
>>24367338
I'd slide my nutsack skin in between your monolith toes bb. ;^)
cute with brains, loyal
>>24367338
you're a woman,you aren't doomed.
Anything with tits and 2 legs desu senpai
chubby, dorky, articulate, likes to write.
glasses are a plus.
>>24367355
thanks i guess anon, that's a bit gross but if it makes you happy then all the better
>>24365272
i fit this description except i have dark hair
sumtin like this
or like this Desu
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>>24367403
Kek, first anon you replied to. Small feet are nice, but idgaf about big ones. My family are hobbits so i understand big ugly feet
>Caucasian
>Shorter than me (shorter than 6'2")
>Slender
>No coloured hair
>Minimal makeup
>Passive-aggressive
>Intelligent
>No roastie
>Contrasting hair and skin colours
>Loyal
>No strong religious beliefs
>Center-right politically
>No bizarre hobbies/fetishes
>Reasonably fit
pale, skinny, small tits, small butt, cute face, blonde hair, about 5'6"
cuddly, down-to-earth
>>24367411
I find most girls posted on /r9k/ repugnant, but that one is cute af tbqh. Looks kinda roastie-ish tho.
>tfw no qt aboriginal gf
>>24367295
I'm so confused, what are "colored eyes"?
I'm pretty sure all eyes are colored, are you color blind maybe?
I wouldn't necessarily say that I have an "ideal" woman.
Oftentimes I'll see someone post a photo of a chick on 4chan or whatever and I'll be like "wow, she's absolutely perfect. This is the epitome of the female gender" but then five minutes later in a different thread someone will post a girl of an entirely different style and I'll be like "wow, she's absolutely perfect, blah blah blah".
I pretty much find perfection in every woman I am even remotely attracted to.
>>24367443
>>24367295
>manlets get mad no women want them
>"i only want a woman shorter than me, no amazons allowed"
I just don't know anymore.
>>24367487
Kek, I meant light colors like blue or green.
>>24367515
I'd love a girl taller than me. I just prefer them shorter.
>has a vagina
>likes video games
>loves me
>>24367515
Shorter than 6'2" is hardly unreasonable. 95% of girls I see fit that criterion anyway. I just feel...odd...when I talk to a girl my own height/higher, possibly because I'm used to everyone being smaller than me.
>>24367470
Enjoy, pham.
>>24367447
Pretty much this but I prefer black hair.
>>24364891
1. Having a sense of humor is attractive, being patronized isn't. If a joke isn't funny there's no reason to laugh.
2. This seems irrelevant and pointless but whatever.
3. The smile of a person who smiles all of the time is worth nothing.
4. Any breasts that are real breasts are good breasts.
5. Generally, two legs or less are best. Knees and ankles, if present, should not be swallowed by excess padding.
6. This should be a standard feature, not part of the luxury options package.
7. Feet should be washed on a regular basis. Any size is fine.
8. Again, should come standard.
9. Stark lipstick looks like shit. If they're going to wear makeup it should be light and accentuate their existing features rather than painting on a mask. It would be better if nobody wore makeup.
10. Maybe if you limit the responses to the editing staff of magazines.
11. As long as it's natural, clean, and fits their style or body, any hair is fine.
>>24367447
Sounds like you would love taylor momsen. Pic related
>>24364891
>narrow hips
You mean a qt blonde 6'3+ woman with wide hips and G cup knockers without being a hambeast, who mildly enjoys video games and tolerates my weeaboo bullshit, hates tattoos and piercings, and at the same rich as fuck and a conservative?
Yeah. Check out my high as fuck standards that cement me as permanently >no gf forever.
Is an otaku and is neither fat nor a fujoshi.
any 15 year old girl with a
>narrow hips
Beta low test male detected
It's all about the hips to waist ratio
>>24365522
My current slampiece looks like this.
>>24367295
>Virgin
Hilarious. Not because you can't find a virgin (you easily can), but if you're so insecure that being a virgin is one of your requirements, you have no hope.
>>24367338
>am i doomed
No, you aren't, it's only one part of your body.
>>24368620
Enjoy getting keked by every chad whatever whore your with has fucked.
>>24368690
I'm generally more Chad-like than any of my GFs' exes, so doubtful. At 22, My gf has been with 5 guys, I've been with 7 girls.
Previous sexual partners is not a sign of a crazy hoe, its a sign of someone who lived their life and explored their sexuality when they were in college.
Realistically, you are going to wife up a virgin, who will cheat on you later in life because you can't fulfill them emotionally or sexually, and they will wonder what they missed out on all those years.
Anyway, have fun betamax.
>>24368690
yeah ok buddy
>>24368773
You're a riot, anon.
Don't come crying to me when she leaves you because she craves more of that chad cock she had in her youth.
>>24364891
Retarded japanese girl with learned helplessness and pantyhose
>>24368773
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
>explored their sexuality while in college.
At least your a degenerate to match her so feel free to ignore what I said before.
>>24364891
>blonde hair
>blue/green/hazel eyes
>pale skin
>face that is qt rather than Stacey tier
>small to medium size boobs
>pert round ass
>narrow waist
>short, nothing taller than 5'6
>educated
>not an SJW
>likes art and has patrician taste in film, music, books, etc.
>not afraid of being assertive
>dresses in a low maintenance, but cute and stylish way
My dream women desu
Ideal woman is 2D.
>>24364891
Big fat giant bleach-blonde bombshell policewoman with sunburned boobs
>>24368824
Ah yes, the classic misleading graph.
Notice how there is not a statistical difference for women that have had 1-9 sexual partners (with national average at 5). Nationally, the average chance of a marriage ending in divorce is 50% (this is NOT the same as being divorced EVER. In other words, crazies who get remarried 3-5 times significantly skew this figure). Only when you get to 10+ does it start to make a significant difference in the, meaning only at 10+ does the divorce rate begin to correlate with sexual partners.
Anyway, my point is that below 9 partners, the divorce rate is almost constant relative to partners. In other words, it is not bad to have a healthy number of sexual partners (all else held equal).
>inb4 10million virgins hit me with some rhetorical fallacies.
>>24368833
>Having sex makes you a degenerate
And I bet god intended for you to sit at home all day, eating processed garbage and masturbating to hardcore pornography, amirite?
Also, *you're
>>24368773
>Previous sexual partners is not a sign of a crazy hoe, its a sign of someone who lived their life and explored their sexuality when they were in college.
>>24368620
I don't want a virgin because I'm insecure, I want a virgin because I don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a cum dumpster. I'd still fuck one, though, just enjoy it less.
>>24368833
Ah, so I take it you failed with your sexual pursuits in college, and now choose to mock those who succeeded where you failed?
>>24368967
No he intended for us to work all week so we can drink until we can't think straight and have sex with some random fucker on the weekend. Sounds like a fulfilling life anon, enjoy.
>>24369108
I'm in college and had and have plenty of chances, having casual sex is fucking disgusting.
>>24369095
>don't want cumdumpster
Ah, ok, so could you tell me what you're issue would be with a girl who has had a "reasonable" number of partners (1-9) and always used a condom during sex?
>>24368916
How would you two fuck?
>>24369121
I don't drink alcohol and have a girlfriend, so you're going to have to work a little more to deflect the question.
>>24369155
I kinda want a more experienced partner. I'd like her to show me the ropes and stuff. But i worry that she wouldnt stay with me.
>>24369183
And I don't sit at home fapping and eating processed garbage. Can't get the hint?
>>24369155
In my mind she'd be more likely to be a whore, not that she'd leave me just wouldn't be as good as dating a virgin. This is a dream girl thread after all, not a state your requirements thread.
>>24369191
>But i worry that she wouldnt stay with me.
Unlike many men, sex isn't everything for most women. If you can actually emotionally satisfy her (protip: most people can't do this) she will never leave you. Now assuming you're less than perfect, you have to do other things in order to be a good partner. Have a career, be emotionally stable yourself, be intelligent, etc. One other aspect of a relationship is sex. You have to practice somewhat to be good at sex, and that's the entire point of doing it before you commit for life.
Yes, there are the crazy women who will literally only stay with you if you can make them cum, but we don't want women like that, and other posters in this thread are implying that any woman with a sexual history is like the above, which is completely untrue.
Use a condom, be careful where you put your signature, and you will be fine.
>>24369261
Ok, that's fair.
>>24369316
Hm, well, i'll give relationships with more experienced women another go. I got everything there but a solid career. Wish me luck
>Caucasian, Asian, or Asian/white hybrid
>5'10", same height as me when wearing heels (6')
>loves video games, anime and general geeky stuff
>Has a good job that she enjoys, pays her well and room for advancement. Ideally something tech/design related.
>good relationship with family
>similar centrist/realist political beliefs
>Slender body, 'C' cup breasts and long hair that goes down to her ass. Loves to exercise and we work out together and keep up our motivation.
>Semi-dominant in sex. We would have sex several times a week and she would initiate at least 50% of the time. Loves being on top.
>Not a virgin. Semi experienced with sex when i meet her and has no hangups about herself. Knows what she likes and is confident in communicating her wants, needs and fantasies while listening to and being open to mine as well.
>Turns to me for emotional support and makes me feel wanted. Does the same for me when i need it and we push each other to succeed and work harder.
Pic related. Give Ksenia Solo the personality traits I like and i'd marry her on the spot. Also valid is Enji Night (supergirl cosplayer from that gif everyone has seen).
>>24369261
>45 yo milf
>divorced rich guy for millions
>takes a liking to me
>fall in "love"
Im a gold digger desu senpai
>>24364891
Either slim or chubby, not so overweight that her body is a circle. Obviously I like bigger boobs but I'm lineant on this. In fact I am very forgiving on looks so long as I find her body attractive.
She needs to find me interesting, and take interest in my life on a level that's incredibly personal and meaningful. I'd prefer if we share at least some passions or interests that I care about a lot, such as my taste in music or my fetish for architecture and the built environment.
I see little point in sharing this outside of here though, I cannot get a girl who even wants to date me right now, never mind being selective and weeding out women.
>>24369316
> If you can actually emotionally satisfy her (protip: most people can't do this)
It works both ways though. Most women cannot, or are not willing to, emotionally satisfy their man. But most men would love to be with a woman who makes him feel desired, validated, appreciated, etc. on a level that just about nobody else could possibly aspire to. But it's hard for a lot of people to find this, regardless of their gender.
>>24367411
any porn with girls who look like this
>>24368916
>>24369173
Seriously though, what would you do with a 2d girl? Fap?
>>24369732
Well...good luck, anon. I hope you don't marry, though.
>>24364891
>asian/white, preferably japanese
>long hair
>below 5'3
>below 100 lbs
>petite frame
>gentle and kind
>has common sense/no mind manipulation
>will love me endlessly
>won't try to change me
F-Fuck... ;_; why is she so hard to find?
>>24364891
>no tattoos, pierces, or earrings
I don't understand these accessories. They are not attractive, so why bother with that shit.
>somewhat attractive but not too attractive.
>not fucking fat or chubby
what is with women these days? Can you not stop shoveling food down your throat?
>equal in age or younger than me.
>passionate about something artistic or intellectual
Not vidya, movies, anime, passive shit.
>smart as in good at stem. Has a degree in something stem related, or equally self taught.
A doctor or engineer would be nice.
>shaves, bathes, exercises, and takes care of herself.
>has a job or future
>only slept with people she was committed to and loved. No sluts.
>she can take medication/drugs but better be emotionally stable
>kind and cares about others' suffering
that's it. Looks don't matter too much to me, I want someone stable.
>men prefer women with narrow hips
You fucking take that back you piece of shit.
>tfw no qt overly happy robotic gf.
