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>you have one chance at life >you're given brown eyes
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>you have one chance at life
>you're given brown eyes
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>tfw ugly brown eyes but light hair
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>>24364501

>caring THIS much about eye colors
>eye color is literally fixable with contacts

Pretty pathetic that this is the only thing you are capable of bragging about, faggot
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>>24364550
>contacts
>you'll be known as "that" guy that weared contacts just to make his eye colour blue
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>you were the one in a million sperm that made it
>red hair, pale, born in australia
FUG
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>tfw super rare green eyes master race

Feels good
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well at least i'm not black
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If you're male it really doesn't matter. Brown eyed men were and continue to be the ones who change and shape the world anyways. For women it's different, since the only thing they are useful for is procreation, so having light colored eyes makes them more attractive.

Also, if you're ugly, having blue/green eyes makes no difference.
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>tfw you'll die without reproducing
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Are hazel eyes rare?
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>>24364523
S T O P mutebloxx
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>>24364501
Isn't brown eyes a dominant trait though?
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>>24364623
to be fair, most of your dad's other sperm probably held about the same traits.
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>>24364550
BROWN EYE DETECTED
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>>24364523
Thats a really nice combo senpai
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>Irish
>Highest concentration of light eyes/hair everywhere
>Dark brown almost black hair and brown eyes
>Look like a Spaniard just like muh dad
>mom and sisters are pale green eyed redheads

Couldn't I just have picked up green eyes at least
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Imagine having BLACK eyes, or at least so dark brown that they look black.

Light brown eyes are pretty nice. Nearly black eyes suck.
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>>24364501
People don't even notice eye color unless you are at least friends with them truthfully clan
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>>24366492
Same anon. I've been told i could pass as Italian or Spanish if i'm tan. Not sure whether that's a compliment or an insult.
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in my experience brown eyed people have been the most sincere
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>>24364853
Nah, i got em too. They're ok
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>>24364593
Go back to Slovenia
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>>24364501
>you have one chance at life
>you are a 5'8 Manlet despite your dad being 6'1
>you're given dark eyes while your brothers have light eyes
Is it too late to reroll? I want to reroll.
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>dad has light blue eyes, freckles and brownish brownish blonde hair
>mom has brown eyes brown hair
> I get only my moms genes
I have been called chink and gook my whole life and I'm not even a little bit Asian. I really don't even know why people call me asian TBQH my eyes aren't even slit so I guess it's just this hair and eye pigment combo I think. kill me lads
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>>24364501
uuuhh am i missing something ? whats wrong with brow eyes >
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>>24366744
light brown eyes are garbage tier senpai. At least almost black eyes look cute cause it looks like the person has really big pupils like an animu while light brown literally looks like shit
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>>24366492
>>24366825
Yup, completely me

It's called Black Irish, and it fucking sucks
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>>24364748
Green eyed master race.
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>>24364501
>he WANTS green or blue eyes

LMFAO

Blue eyes are hands down worst eye color, green is okay, dark brown is okay, light brown is literally god tier
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>have blue eyes
>doesn't matter because severe stutter and autism
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>>24366492
Black Irish means you're true Irish mang, all the light skinned red hair shit is from the Vikings
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>Dirty blond hair, grey-blue eyes

Feels Slavic mang
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What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Your eyes don't matter. I have green eyes and I LOL at the ugly faggots that think their "muhh light eyes" makes them attractive.

ALL that matters is facial aesthetics. It's not a hard concept. Your eyes will usually compliment your facial structure.

I personally hate my green eyes as light color eyes look retarded on guys. I wish I had light brown eyes.
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>>24364501

http://www.stromamedical.com/page/about-us

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/04/tech/mci-brown-eyes-blue/

Don't worry, for 5k you can have blue eyes forever. They are working on one for green eyes currently.
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why do guys want green or blue eyes or blonde hair lmfao you're all retarded

most desired ppl have brown hair (jb, hs) and light colored eyes are so fucking overrated

I wish I had black hair and darker brown eyes
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