[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
ITT: Post your ideal woman
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 98
Thread images: 53
File: 1447599409888.jpg (364 KB, 1536x2048) Image search: [Google]
1447599409888.jpg
364 KB, 1536x2048
ITT: Post your ideal woman
>>
File: 1446025484692.jpg (178 KB, 750x970) Image search: [Google]
1446025484692.jpg
178 KB, 750x970
tbqh family

could trim the belly but overall perfect
>>
File: Ideal Woman.jpg (60 KB, 700x467) Image search: [Google]
Ideal Woman.jpg
60 KB, 700x467
>>24364330
Deep blue eyes
>>
>>24364330
shieeett good taste anon, marina my waifu
>>
>>24364384
>points out imperfection
>but over all perfect
>>
File: 2015-11-09 19.39.20.jpg (91 KB, 612x612) Image search: [Google]
2015-11-09 19.39.20.jpg
91 KB, 612x612
wahtever color eyes those are, but i find that attractive
>>
File: ANDREWS_Julie_phA.jpg (313 KB, 573x859) Image search: [Google]
ANDREWS_Julie_phA.jpg
313 KB, 573x859
>>24364330
Short haired not dykeish
>>
File: 1431692759158.jpg (69 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [Google]
1431692759158.jpg
69 KB, 768x1024
>>24364434
fuck off melvin
>>
File: famke janssen.jpg (56 KB, 634x554) Image search: [Google]
famke janssen.jpg
56 KB, 634x554
They don't make women like this anymore
>>
File: YftPCCl.jpg (126 KB, 522x856) Image search: [Google]
YftPCCl.jpg
126 KB, 522x856
>tfw no soviet breedingstock gf
>>
File: amaranth pic 37.jpg (289 KB, 1080x720) Image search: [Google]
amaranth pic 37.jpg
289 KB, 1080x720
eternal waifu
>>
File: regina spektor.jpg (66 KB, 717x960) Image search: [Google]
regina spektor.jpg
66 KB, 717x960
>jewish
>chubby
>shy personality
>>
File: 1445388222962.jpg (128 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1445388222962.jpg
128 KB, 1280x720
>>24364565
>iktfb
it kills me inside
>>
File: qt6.28.jpg (202 KB, 355x525) Image search: [Google]
qt6.28.jpg
202 KB, 355x525
itt: unobtainable women?
>>
File: image.jpg (153 KB, 933x1400) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
153 KB, 933x1400
>>24364330

Give me Sasha Grey in her prime

>perfect pale skin
>perfect bubble butt
>voracious sexual appetite
>>
File: 1428271078537.jpg (127 KB, 960x720) Image search: [Google]
1428271078537.jpg
127 KB, 960x720
>>24364483

Now there's an ass I can wrap my dick around.

>pic related: Not as nice but still aces by me.
>>
File: iranpaj.jpg (44 KB, 612x344) Image search: [Google]
iranpaj.jpg
44 KB, 612x344
>tfw no educated and independent yet modest and reserved religiously moderate Iranian gf
>>
File: qt3.5.jpg (686 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
qt3.5.jpg
686 KB, 1920x1080
>tfw no emily
>>
File: linamerk90.jpg (274 KB, 804x804) Image search: [Google]
linamerk90.jpg
274 KB, 804x804
Slav girls a best
>>
File: 375full-regina-spektor.jpg (45 KB, 375x500) Image search: [Google]
375full-regina-spektor.jpg
45 KB, 375x500
>>24364600
I know that feelerino brosky
>>
File: hyouka9.gif (937 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
hyouka9.gif
937 KB, 500x500
>all this 3dpd
>>
File: qt3.jpg (276 KB, 1920x1200) Image search: [Google]
qt3.jpg
276 KB, 1920x1200
>>24364697
no anime has been posted yet

good job l.ads
>>
>>24364739
sry dude
>>
File: image.jpg (125 KB, 476x1280) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
125 KB, 476x1280
>inb4 pedophile
>>
File: ATTORNEYFU.jpg (27 KB, 550x379) Image search: [Google]
ATTORNEYFU.jpg
27 KB, 550x379
NATALIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w
>>
File: 1441142111976.jpg (168 KB, 591x924) Image search: [Google]
1441142111976.jpg
168 KB, 591x924
i want to "fuck" taylor
>>
File: 1430447826761.jpg (98 KB, 480x640) Image search: [Google]
1430447826761.jpg
98 KB, 480x640
>>24364697

>Mfw I'm currently fucking a grill that looks exactly like that + actual tits.

No black girls? here.
>>
File: islamreligionofpeace.jpg (54 KB, 620x342) Image search: [Google]
islamreligionofpeace.jpg
54 KB, 620x342
>>24364695
>religiously moderate Iranian
>implying she's muslim
>thus implying muslims can be moderate
>>
File: qt3.14.jpg (63 KB, 465x464) Image search: [Google]
qt3.14.jpg
63 KB, 465x464
>tfw this kind of girls are out your possibilities.
>>
File: may.png (578 KB, 580x828) Image search: [Google]
may.png
578 KB, 580x828
>>24364771
I don't know what people see in the new May design
she looks so sickly
>>
>>24364803
>Shia is the same as Sunni
>implying Iranian people aren't in general moderate as fuck
>implying Iran hasn't done more fighting radical Islam than anyone else in particular jewnited states with their ally Saudi Arabia

Back to your farm Cletus
>>
File: Screenshot_2015-09-04-23-44-49.png (439 KB, 540x960) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2015-09-04-23-44-49.png
439 KB, 540x960
>Tfw my teacher oneitis hasn't responded in a week and a half. I asked her to coffee in October, she said yes, I didn't reply until nov. Now I just have to wait a year to do it so she won't blame herself.
>>
>>24364798
filtered

bloxblox
>>
>>24364874
>moderate
>radical Islam

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...

but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

So "moderate" Islam is just actively disobeying the Quran? How are you even muslim if you don't follow your holy book?
>>
>>24364874
ALLAHU AHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
>>24364941
>>24364874
feel free to have your little back and forth but at least post attractive women while you're doing it
otherwise take it to /pol/
>>
>>24364941
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

I guess there can't be any moderate christians either then. Or maybe you can stop being autistic and now religion is primarily cultural in the 21st century outside primitive societies like Saudi Arabia.

I'm almost certain you're some redneck American who have never met a muslim but thinks he is badass because he follows the hivemind of the other 16 year olds on /pol/
>>
>>24364900
Wait, you asked and she said yes but then you didn't go?

And now your plan is to wait a year and kill yourself?
>>
File: 1446858854672.jpg (359 KB, 1280x1707) Image search: [Google]
1446858854672.jpg
359 KB, 1280x1707
>>24365005
you cant tell me what to do

youre not my real dad

this is an original comment i guess
>>
>>24364941
>How are you even muslim if you don't follow your holy book?
Same way you can be a Christian if you don't follow my interpretation of the Bible to the letter
>>
>>24365054
>citing old testament to discredit christians
wew lad
>>
>>24364798
>you're literally fugging my 3d waifu

you're doing something i cant even dream of smhh
>>
File: 1431180974107s.jpg (5 KB, 141x250) Image search: [Google]
1431180974107s.jpg
5 KB, 141x250
MILFS
I
L
F
S
>>
>>24365054
leviticus is old testament

Jesus absolved Christians from having to follow the Old Testament (Romans 10:4; Galatians 3:23--25; Ephesians 2:15)

>>24365090
I'm Eastern Orthodox

We follow the original scripture in its original form

No interpretation other than strict interpretation
>>
>>24365101
Did the new testament in any way discredit the old testament?

Also maybe you should read up on the differences between Shia and Sunni Islam you dumb redneck.
>>
>>24365077
that is the best-looking tranny I've ever seen.
needs to learn to wear taller heels though.
>>
>>24365150
>Did the new testament in any way discredit the old testament?

YES IT DID!!!

see: >>24365143

Don't post about Christianity if you haven't researched it you uneducated sand nigger mudslime
>>
>>24365150
>Jesus absolved Christians from having to follow the Old Testament (Romans 10:4; Galatians 3:23--25; Ephesians 2:15)
You mongoloid.
>>
File: fleshlight.jpg (140 KB, 960x639) Image search: [Google]
fleshlight.jpg
140 KB, 960x639
would be nice if she were mute too
>>
File: audreyhepburn.jpg (54 KB, 400x478) Image search: [Google]
audreyhepburn.jpg
54 KB, 400x478
no woman alive can compete with audrey
>>
>>24365178
>>24365182
Relax Cletus, not everybody has had the time to read your fairytale. I can assume you follow everything said in the New Testament then? There isn't a single rule there you break?
>>
>>24364941

That's not what Fitnah means you idiot. It's also not what Zalimun means.

You also ignored the verse 190, which completely contradicts the point you're trying to make.

It's like this: you took a quotes which would normally be used to prove the opposite of which you're trying to prove to prove your point.
>>
>>24365255
is this legit? if so, sauce
>>
File: tumblr_nettveQv021rjhan3o1_1280.jpg (221 KB, 577x640) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nettveQv021rjhan3o1_1280.jpg
221 KB, 577x640
Here's my ideal women for sex


Otherwise my overall "ideal woman" is any non morbidly obese/anorexic woman that doesn't have short hair
>>
File: 1447634389629.jpg (493 KB, 960x1280) Image search: [Google]
1447634389629.jpg
493 KB, 960x1280
8ree8ree so qt
>>
>>24365255
>even a limbless woman has had sex
>>
File: DTRet0x.jpg (64 KB, 1080x1080) Image search: [Google]
DTRet0x.jpg
64 KB, 1080x1080
Potty queen
>>
File: qt.jpg (92 KB, 720x960) Image search: [Google]
qt.jpg
92 KB, 720x960
>tfw you will never have her
>tfw textless posts are not allowed
>>
>>24365101

I've seen many Christians cite the Old Testament to determine what a good Christian should do. Either they're full of shit, or the Old Testament still counts.
>>
File: 546cbabda2ebceemily144.jpg (1 MB, 920x1317) Image search: [Google]
546cbabda2ebceemily144.jpg
1 MB, 920x1317
pouty and freckles
>>
File: 1446176023575.jpg (97 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
1446176023575.jpg
97 KB, 640x640
I just want Aya shalkar to be my gf and live happily ever after
>>
>>24364581
She's uniquely cute, I like how she looks.
>>
>>24365556
They're probably full of shit

The Old Testament is good for context & history but it is not to be abided by as law
>>
>>24365556
>Either they're full of shit
It's this one.

>>24365275
>Relax Cletus, not everybody has had the time to read your fairytale.
>everyone who defends Christianity is a redneck
wew lad I'm not even Christian. It's just the best religion that has occurred, and has benefited mankind more than any other single movement.
>>
>>24365143
>there's only one correct interpretation of christianity
when will this meme die and rise again?
>>
>>24365634
its true

Protestantism is a bastardization of Christianity
Catholicism is pagan shit

eastern orthodox is goat
>>
>>24364833
But anon sickly girls look cute. You can take care of them. And they don't resist nearly as much when you rape them.
>>
I recently rewatched The Perfume. I get a crush on this girl every time. Too perfect.
>>
>>24365699
>eastern orthodox is goat
it is desu, but they think that just believing in ur boi JC will get you to heaven, regardless of your deeds.
>>
File: 1447615663765.jpg (987 KB, 1944x2592) Image search: [Google]
1447615663765.jpg
987 KB, 1944x2592
>that feel when no curly-haired gf
>>
>>24365767
You have good taste

>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>
File: 128047475.gif (969 KB, 500x271) Image search: [Google]
128047475.gif
969 KB, 500x271
holy fucking shit, I was just listening to some marina.

she is a fucking goddess. I would literally do anything for her.
>>
>>24364330
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE VESPER
Why live tbqhwy family
>>
File: image.jpg (126 KB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
126 KB, 750x1334
This absolutely qt grill
>>
File: 1447645344819.png (562 KB, 550x694) Image search: [Google]
1447645344819.png
562 KB, 550x694
>>24367531

>Tfw no white haired QT

I was thinking about this girl all day.
>>
File: 1413101657687.jpg (1 MB, 3264x1840) Image search: [Google]
1413101657687.jpg
1 MB, 3264x1840
hair like that
body like that
>>
File: ss+(2014-10-24+at+11.40.49).jpg (193 KB, 960x957) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2014-10-24+at+11.40.49).jpg
193 KB, 960x957
>tfw no portagee mudling gf
>>
>>24367570
Very very very cute. I like.
>>
>>24364401
Do you enjoy thinking about the fact that she let some hipster with dilated ear holes and sleeve tattoos stab a sharp thing into her lip, and you'll never even casually touch her side as you walk around her in a narrow room?
>>
File: 1447281877505.jpg (190 KB, 500x690) Image search: [Google]
1447281877505.jpg
190 KB, 500x690
This blox blox
>>
>>24367671
>she
#originalpost
>>
>>24364803
>ywn be raped by a murderous loli
just why
>>
File: CKaYWHSVEAAIT5I.jpg (30 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
CKaYWHSVEAAIT5I.jpg
30 KB, 600x600
tfw no average gf tqhfam
>>
>>24367606
Very nice taste
>>
>>24364401

dass a trap
>>
File: 1337916809124.jpg (61 KB, 411x676) Image search: [Google]
1337916809124.jpg
61 KB, 411x676
This is near perfection.
>>
>>24365056
I no longer live in the same city as her.
Ill be back in my hometown for thanksgiving.
>>
File: 1440875586456.jpg (753 KB, 1694x2951) Image search: [Google]
1440875586456.jpg
753 KB, 1694x2951
>>24364330

>Tfw I'll never pierce through her clouds with my heavenly sword.
>>
Is this original for you, you cock sucking bot piece of shit.
>>
>>24365255
need sauce furiously
>>
I miss the good ol' days
>>
>>24368963
She hasn't aged well. I'm over her tbqhwy pham
>>
>>24364519
Nice hairline, Famke.
>>
>>24369003
It's a grim reminder of how looks are fleeting. I'm just sad that it had to be her.
>>
>>24365255
hahahahahahaha fuck you mods
>>
File: Image.jpg (110 KB, 683x1024) Image search: [Google]
Image.jpg
110 KB, 683x1024
textless posts are not allowed .;322
>>
>>24369251
you don't belong here leave
>>
>>24365255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ2Y9h-Fjwc
Thread replies: 98
Thread images: 53

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.