Confessions
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Confess something you would never admit in real life. You're all anonymous here.
>I listen to some high school musical songs and like it
>I am a 21 year old virgin (not kissless though)
>I am in love with a girl in my class who has a Chad bf
>I can't handle the banter on /int/ and actually take offence when people make fun of my country
>My goal is to get a golddigger wife from Asia or South America
>>24364268
i lied to everyone about currently attending uni.
i haven't been to school in a year and a half after i dropped out. i just go donate plasma/workout during the mornings and then come home and get ready for work. everyone i know thinks i'm a student but i've got so much catching up to do education-wise.
i also sucked an older guy's dick once. 6/10, never doing again.
>>24364268
i used to eat candy off the floor in movie theaters
i hate all niggers, muslims and indian people
i don't like people with skin darker than mine
>>24364268
>I'm into ABDL
>I secretly hate blacks an Indian's
>I've cheated on my GF of almost 2 years with 5 girls.
>>My goal is to get a golddigger wife from Asia or South America
>Pretty sure I'm a borderline closet alcoholic
I'm sure there is more, I just can't think of anything else atm.
>>24364268
>I'm a massive sexual sadist and necrophile
>when there are tragedies like conflict, bombings, terrorism, etc. I get extremely aroused by them and instead of grieving or sympathizing with the victims I want more suffering to get me off
>when I attend funerals I am extremely turned on the entire time and will do everything in my power to get time alone with the body if there is an open casket
>I farm shock sites for pictures and videos of the dead for me to fap to
The list goes on and on, I'm sure you get the general picture. I can't even talk to people about anything regarding sex or relationships without lying through my teeth to appear normal.
>>24365845
thats pretty funny desu
>i've cheated in every relationship i've been in
>i feel like my main purpose in life is to be a mother some day. nothing else really matters until then
>when i see married guys with unappreciative wives i just want to fuck them to give them the young pussy and wild sex they wish they were getting
>i wish i could find porn of girls getting fucked while they're eating food
>if i had no family i would gladly suck dick for a living
idk senpai
I jacked off a lot in the office of my previous job.
It was my revenge against the two good-looking girls who worked there that never saw me as anything but a worker. I also like the thrill of it.
>>24366148
Yet you're still normaler than me to most
Fuck this world
>>24366148
lol, you'd probably piss your pants seeing a half torn nail
I suffer from several mental illnesses and will probably off myself soon.
>I used to be the sissy of a 60 or so year old
>I'd fuck a 10 year old boy if I could
>>24366498
What illness is it?
If I could raise my dad from the dead and marry him, I would. I'm male.
My girlfriend has fucked a dog.
Id kill her and anyone else involved if she cheated on me
>>24366466
What's wrong with you? Pedo?
>>24366478
I've seen plenty of corpses and victims of accidents/trauma, and I've mutilated a few people myself. It makes me feel good to an unnatural degree, rather than unsettle me. Why else would I pursue it?
This is super mild compared to all of you but, I tell everyone I hate singing but sing all the time when no one is around.
>>24366615
roastie-ism
I'm actually a dog
I'm only addicted to drugs because I lack the motivation or incentive to stop; it's not a physical dependency.
>Listen to Taylor Swift when no-one else is there
>Want to kill someone in an honest fight so everyone will respect/fear me
>Kissless (I admit I'm a virgin when people ask, but being kissless is too shameful)
>Probably wouldn't kiss/fuck a girl even if I had the opportunity because of performance anxiety
>Feel sick at the sight of my 3/10 face
>>24366702
>Mutilated a few people myself
Somehow I really doubt that. Stop trying to pretend you're some kind of rl Patrick Bateman.
Only dated roasties my entire life. Literally every girlfriend I have ever had has been a roastie. It's easier to abuse them. Not like physically, but mentally. I usually can completely change their characteristics and personality by the time I break up with them. They just want love and marriage, but I don't. My last roastie was a nurse. Literally blew me on the first date. She told me that she would rather have sex with someone instead of blowing them. This was difficult to fix, but the constant fear of me leaving drove her to change. Broke up with her like the rest of the roasties, because who the fuck wants to marry a roastie. I'm not sure why I keep doing it, other than me liking the attention and control. I am trying to find a girl that is nice, and sweet and not a grossie, but i'm not sure the exist.
>>24366806
It's extremely easy to convince people to sleep with you under the pretense of a BDSM session, and even easier to cut them once they've agreed to some rougher foreplay. Tying someone down and taking a knife to them is extremely simple and easy to do. I don't see why it's so hard to believe. I'm not pretending at anything, I'm getting something off my chest that I can't talk to anyone IRL about.
>>24366863
...because if you actually 'mutilated' them, then they'd be pressing charges. Damned few people enjoy having a knife taken to them, and even then, simply cutting someone's skin is quite different to 'mutilating' them, which is permanent damage.
>>24364268
I have poor mental health (no secret to those close to me), I take my tulpa and active imagination daydreaming more seriously as a priority than I do life, yet can't even manage to practice much. Oh and I'm nothing like a male internally besides the way I feel towards females, and I hate that and try to cover it in tattoos and false stoicism. I don't even know If I should enter society or go live with hippies and train my daydreaming further. I have trouble staying sober, I'm beyond drained, and when I feel bad it makes it hard to focus so I can daydream and chill with my tulpa, which is mainly what's makes me smile.
>>24366960
What is a tulpa, pham?
>>24366971
Just an enhanced imaginary friend made with a lot of effort. Over time they start saying things you didn't expect and such, as they are a lot like active imagination and come from the subconscious.
I can't stop thinking about the girl I fell in love with. We've been friends for a while now and its great and all but I don't know. I just wished she talked to me more. Like everyday. It always feels like I'm the one that starts conversation. I don't know, I keep thinking I fucked up somewhere along the line and she's just being nice, or maybe she is just busy since she has college shit to do but whatever. I have to see her at the end of fall anyways to give her back all the stuff she let me borrow. I don't know, she's weird. I asked her out once and got a maybe so I don't know what that means really. I'll ask again when I see her in December but it feels like its taking forever
>>24364268
>I've seen High School Musical 1-3 at least three times
>I was at a Twilight theater marathon unironically
>my autism ruins every friendship with a women, and those are just online
>I "dated" a girl once
>my autism made me so stressed out that I was distant the whole time
>the most we did was hold hands and she kissed me once
>I'll probably get an android waifu someday because it's my only hope of companionship
>>24367145
Not trying to scare you or anything, pham, but same thing happened with me - I asked her out over normiebook cos we hadn't seen each other for ages, got a maybe that sounded positive, saw her a few times, then asked her out irl, she said yes, changed her mind the next day, and then basically hasn't spoken to me since and avoids me as much as possible. I hope you have better luck, brother.
>>24367281
>>24367145
they aren't worth it. just think,does she pay you nearly as much attention? If you die alone it'll be better than giving someone that much thought.
>I masturbated in a school restroom
>I stole money from a special needs 3rd grader
>I steal my coworkers' food from the fridge almost daily
>I dropped acid at work numerous times
>I haven't been in a faithful relationship since 2013
>>24367362
Exactly, pham, that's the conclusion I've come to. Better too late than never at all. I've made a promise to myself never to initiate conversation with a girl again, and never ask them on a date, and try to avoid viewing them in a romantic light.
>>24364268
>I am a 21 year old virgin (not kissless though)
Fuck off Norman
>>24364268
I was diagnosed with autism, and some related disorders, 8 months ago. 1 month later, following examination of my blood work, I was diagnosed with klinefelter syndrome. As a result of KS, I am infertile.
I haven't told anyone. Not my parents, not my brother, not my grandfather. The only people that know are me and my doctors.
>>24364268
I am literally in love with piper from fallout 4 and I think about her daily.
Completely original bump desu
Lmao what a europoor enjoy ugly girls with moorish bllod op
