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Pic related; this is what a nearly 30 year old NEET looks like in 2015.

Shitposting on 4chan while in bed oat 10am on a weekday.


Do I honestly look sad to you? I love the NEET lifestyle. The stressfree lifestyle is great.
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>Do I honestly look sad to you?
Yeah, very much. Your eyes say I'm only pretending to be happy, but really dead inside.
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>>24361968
Your eyes are dead
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this is now a wagekek face thread.
this is a pic of your average wagekek
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>>24361996
>only pretending to be happy, but really dead inside.
aren't we all?
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>>24362064
I just woke up bro. I spent all yesterday on WoW doing rated battlegrounds with the start of the new PvP season.
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>>24361996

ye this is actually pretty perceptive, can almost see the tears welling in OPs eyes.
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>>24361996
>>24362154

Nice meme, but completely incorrect assumptions.
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>>24362041
You are either a babby neet or a fake neet you just look tired
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>>24362041
>>24362133
>>24362296

Looking comfy brehs, keep it up.
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>>24362296
You look bro as fuck however you have a bad case of "gook dead eyes syndrome" .
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>>24362133
Jesus christ, its Buster from arrested development

Pic is me, neet for 6 months ever since dropped out of school
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Wish i could post my chad tier face here ; (
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>>24362296
more. with tea, hats, tendies. the blankie is spot on tbqh
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>>24362363
You look fine except i can see your repressed anger or disappointment in something .
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>>24362363
Be my gf, its me in the pic btw
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How /comfy/

do I look m8ts?
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>>24362363
>all that booze
Impure.
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>>24361968
>>24362363
THERE ARE LITERAL CHADS AND STACEYS ON MY FUCKING BOARD NOW OH MY FUCKING LORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24361968
mate, you look like you're about to cry.
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>>24362363
how many dicks have you sucked?
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Neeting it up for a year and half now.
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>>24362501
Very, nice robe m8

Also, long hair bros, me in pic
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>>24362537
Is this really you? Youre cute, although do look like you have a mental disorder of some sort?
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>>24362537
Man detected.
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>>24362468
balding and fat/10. you could radically change your hair today, at least. but you wont because lazy neet...
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>tfw you're in your early 30's and not a wage cu/ck/, yet still making bank

all part of being a fallen wizard

also CHADS AND STACYS GET OUT, FUCK
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>>24362630
>being in your early 30s and worrying about "chads and stacys"
thats how i know how much you suck at life, lol.
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>>24362363
stop posting random girl's pics on 4chan OP that's not nice
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>>24362091
Neets BTFO

How does it feel having to save up for months just to buy a new graphics card?

I'm a yacht broker m8ts, I made north of 400k last year
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>>24362041
>>24362133
>>24362296

tax dollars comfy as fuck
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>>24362686
you look like a reptilian
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>>24362647
this is not a thread of seriousness senpai

live it up a little
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>>24362716
>writing about imaginary adversaries in caps locks is "living it up"
o-ok.
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Wagekeks just getting off their job when I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago.

I couldnt even imagine frankly
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What's a NEET
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>>24362733
>he can't find the simple joys in life

WAGECU/CK/ TRAITS
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What does NEET actually mean? I've seen it before on /b/ but never really looked into it.
Inb4 newfag
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>>24362769
>>24362778
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=neet
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got to sign on at 9am tomorrow fucking job center
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>>24362776
au contraire. i'm enjoying the simplest joy of them all as we speak...
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>>24362686
And yet youre going to die like the rest of us you faggot

look at you in that uncomfy suit, pic related im in pjs
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>>24362503
>implying that's even a lot of booze
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>>24362778
>inb4 spoonfeeding

Not in education, employment or training.

Technically if youre volunteering at some place for charity or any other reason it still counts as NEET.
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>>24362827
you've got a nice face. how tall are you?
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>>24362844
5 foot 9 senpai

ty on the compliment, everyone itt is attractive, its just a neet quality in general
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>>24362537
Oh man, please be my gf

i want a schizo gf so bad senpai :(
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>>24362686
Literally fuck off, this thread isnt for you, why are you even around here?

pic is me, woke up 20 mins ago, but want to go to sleep again rn senpai
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>>24362912
why are you reply to him, he is man, pretend girl, not real. why?
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I got a haircut because not showering made my hair too itchy.
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>>24362363
>having a shower curtain for your bed
for what purpose
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>mfw when all these people posting their faces are being posted by OP
did you nerds even look at the pic names?
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>>24362934
Are you Russian? Thats how you type tbqh senpai.

How do I know thats not really her though?
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>>24363009
What about them? Just a bunch of numbers on basically each one
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>>24362363

timestamp plox
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>>24361968
>tfw so sad-eyed NEET bf
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>>24362686
Me in pic, fucking hate these neets man

Literally, LITERALLY

there only way out is suicide

I'll be dying in hospice in a nice warm bed

I sell illegal substances to people who dont just meet with a dealer on the street because of their social status
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>>24363142
>there
babies first suit
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>>24362827
Oh man, i would kiss the sit out of you.
no homo
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>>24363142
so you like get rappers lean?

that's tight af if you're not lying
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This thread is created by the same OP:

>>24362644

They have a whole bunch of pics saved, from various sources.
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>>24363142
>>24362686
Wageslaves have taken over this thread, nice job m8ts

actually doing something and not just being idle all your life leads to happiness, half the people in these threads are depressed

Me in Djibouti
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>>24363142
Is this satire?

You're still a huge fucking loser for even posting here on r9k, unironically even!
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>>24362686
read >>24363223 nigger
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>>24363195
Yea some, mostly just rich people interested in certain rare substances, and its usually rich peoples' kids who end up meeting me
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>>24362933
>>24362501
>>24362468
hair bros

who else crazy hair neet here?
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hey guys 21 yo neet hereee
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>>24363210
Damn Lieutenant, you look old as fuck. I'd have to disagree with you on your statement about happiness. I've never been more depressed than when I was working 16 hours a day so people like you could break shit on helicopters.
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>>24363329
>file name
nice try you fucking faggot
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>>24363329
Please post your boipussy please.
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>>24362133

Your glasses are too small for your head.
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Why does OP look so sad?
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>>24363210
>>24363142
>>24362686
also a non neet

im a physics student at caltech

hard fucking work, so im like the opposite of these losers
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>>24363392
f-forgot pic....

sorry senpai lol
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>>24362538
You could be pretty fucking hot if you got a hair cut
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>>24363408
Why do you have those chin pubes senpai? The neets are putting you to shame in the looks department.
t.wageslave
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might be joining your ranks again neets. latest dead end minimum wage job just posted a schedule that i am no longer on. maybe they forgot i worked there. more likely i am fired. even though i didn't do anything except get sick for a few days and miss a day recently after working there 3 months. i kinda hope they do because laying in bed all day. i miss it.
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>>24363408
another /goodbrain/ here

finance at U chicago, 10 years from now if this board is still filled with neets im going to post my bank account
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>>24362686
You look like an inbred Rothschild. That's not a compliment btw.
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>>24363448
>>24363408
>>24362686
3/5 wageslaves are the ugliest people in this thread

>>24363210
actually somewhat good looking

>>24363142
scary looking desu senpai, you look like the brothers in breaking bad

24 yo neet here
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>>24362363
S A N T A C R U Z
A
N
T
A

C
R
U
Z
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>>24362686

i don't understand how somebody could be repulsive but also work in sales.

like you're a combination of unattractive and have the facial characteristics I associate with a bottom feeder, you look weak personality wise, but with enough of a shithead face that I also don't trust you.

like seriously if I ever came to buy something and you were the salesman I'd immediately

1. think you're a pushover
2. think you're a peice of shit.

right off the bat.

bad luck man.
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looking comfy fellow neets!

30 yo neet here

parents have grown used to it, anyone else have their parents not care anymore past like 25?
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>All these people from /soc/ pretending to be robots to whore out their pics
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22 NEET and comfy til I die nigga
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>>24363329
ftm clearly
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>>24363540
Hopefully thatll be the case as im 23 and getting threats of being kicked out every damn hour lol

but its all worth it
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>>24363592
its the actor from Jurassic world and that space movie
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>>24361968
normie scum this place is not for you you are not welcome here you are not a robot you do not belong here you do not fit in here nobody here likes you nobody wants you here you are an outcast here normie
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>>24363448
>>24363408
>>24363210
>>24363142
>>24362686
You all type passive aggressively, as in you know you have something to prove

22 yo neet here, literally spend 3 hours a day at the gym, rest of the day shitposting, why would you NOT like this life.

>inb4 poo in loo
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>>24363421
I like his hair, it reminds me of that Collective Soul vid for Shine
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im a bit of an
>artistic
neet so i will post the
>first
drawing of my face i
>ever
made istead
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>>24363656
Oopsiees, forgot pic, too focused on these wagies
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>>24363625
Do I really look like Chris Pratt?

everyone keeps saying it
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>>24362363
someone posted this pic in a thread the other day U FUCKING AUTISTS CALM DOWN ITS A FAKE
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>>24363658
Just god awful, i, a wageslave
am actually producing some value, im a pianist

Don't get paid well at my level but its fulfilling and i meet like minded friends

plus milfs at piano lessons they schedule for their kids
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>>24363658
Your art looks like shit.
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hheeeeere i ammmmamamamamamsmsmsmmmmmm
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>>24362686

GOLLUM GET YE GONE
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wagelord here, this is what we typically look like
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>>24362363
>image search
>no results
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>>24362767
is your name stevie
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>>24363704
>>24363708
well its the first face i ever drew so it holds a bit of sentimental value. Its also the last thing i drew on that class.
If you have anything better to post you are welcome to if you dont your opinion is going right where it belongs with thew rest of the jelly people that hte me
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>>24363744
as a wagekuck i can confirm this is untrue
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lol OP elaborate ruse
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I'm a wageking I make 678k a year, and typically use a private investigator to find neet's oneitis' off here, seduce them, and cum on their faces
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>>24362537
>no image results again
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEREEEEE
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>>24363667
were you in the holocaust by any chance?

>>24362933
>>24362468
>>24362501
why do so many of us have long hair lol
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>>24363748
>>24363688
Yea, that was me, im on this board every day

as in im the girl in the pic
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>>24363704
Do you have nice piano fingers
if so
be my bf
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>>24363658
>tfw want to draw now
>look at drawing table
>all that mess
>no longer want to draw
such is the life of an artist
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>>24363827
will you be my internet girlfriend
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>>24363793

If it was OP doing all this there would probably be fewer posters, although maybe theyre just commenting?

Either way fellow neet in the house

we dont even need a neet board, this place is just that
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>>24361968
>Thinly veiled /soc/ faces thread.
Remember to sage if you post in the thread after reporting it friends.
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>>24363888
someone didnt bring anything to show and tell
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How dead do my eyes look?
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>>24363908
4/Breivik
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>>24363704

Ha, im a music teacher at a middle school, you look like every piano player ever m8t
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>>24363792
as a wagegod I can confirm you are a neetbeta false flagging
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>>24363929
You look like every middle school music teacher wagekeky.
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who else /comfy/ here

wagefucks need not respond
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Last time the thread got deleted JUST when I posted, plz mods, some of us like these threads, /soc/ is too attractive and we want to see each other
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>>24364014
damn son get that lip fixed up and you'll be looking good.
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neet here, in my neet experience pretty much most neets look like me
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>>24364014
>>24363908
where do you 2 neets live? Im in San Jose and I need someone to see star wars 7 with, ill buy your ticket lol
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>>24364054
you look a little bitt like that actor from arrested development
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Why do so many pictures have similar filenames? Are they smartphone filenames or is one person posting pictures of weird faces?
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>>24364042
yea its away now lol, it was just chapped

fuck chapstick desu though

>>24364054
i really, REALLY need a friend to go see that with but im in Denver dude, fuck I wish you were here
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>>24361968
10 am

lel you probably get up at 4 pm from your late night dota sessions. Still feel tired after sleeping 12 hours kek?
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neetbro hrre checkin in on right
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my face when NEET
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>>24363210

hope you get killed there/in your next deployment
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>>24364106
>wagekecks grasping at straws
show us your face then, im sure its not
>demolished
by all those
>smokes
and coffe
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NEETmaster herewith my oneitis (my sister's kid) and my sister
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>>24364054
OH MY GOD I LIVE IN DANA POINT
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>>24364054
Dude I'm in Elk Grove

if you would pick me up and see it id go lol, but no car unfortunately.

>>24364079
was wondering the same thing
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>>24364142
post your picture with a timestamp normie
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>>24364167
i posted my drawing here>>24363658
retard
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>>24364163
why is your nose so bent
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>>24363667
3 hours in the gym daily to look like that? skeletor as fuck
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>>24361996
>implying being a wage c*ck would fix this
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>>24364151
I looked it up and it says its in Orange County? Thats really far lol.

>>24364163

i have a really shitty car so i could come get you, do you have an email for phone number?
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>>24364167
>>24364167
i showed you mine now show me yours,
Whats the matter anon? do you have a tiny winnie?
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>>24364181
lmao

>art

normies when will they learn that nobody wants them here
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>>24364212
I posted mine >>24363794
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Oi!

Australian /neet/ here m8s

Nobody gives a fuck what you do in Australia, the one time I visited America, which was in LA, everyone i met would immediately ask what I do for a living lol, sucks for you American neets

is that your experiences pretty much? that people only care about what you do?
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>>24364234
>>24364212
what are you so scared about spambot? do you have a
>tumor
or a crooked nose or something?
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Alrighty then, neet face thread lookin good m8ts!

ill actually join this one
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>>24364252
post your real face.
who am i kidding you wont, you must be
>disgustingly
ugly or worse
>15
since you are so much
>of a coward
i have no buisness with you
you disgusting
>freak
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>>24363210
eyyyyy, US army here too!

the war on neetdom is real
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So is this thread just one big spam bot taking the Piss out of neets?
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I started wageslaving a couple weeks ago. Monday to Friday, 9-5. On one hand, it sucks. There's always that dread of knowing that the next workday is coming, that you need to be in bed by a certain time, wake up at a certain time, have things properly prepared. It also sucks having such a large amount of your time eaten up, especially when you end up wasting the free time you do have (usually by browsing this very board).

On the other hand, the proper sleep schedule has worked wonders for my demeanour. I feel good in the morning. The pre-planning means I eat better, and talking with coworkers has helped me with my social skills. The realization of how little time I have has made me finally finish things I'd been putting off. My room is clean now, always. I also cherish the weekends, and do more things in my free time.

It's strange. Getting a job really does make you "grow up". Still pretty uneasy that I'm expected to do this for the next 35 years, though.
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>>24364337
Just jealous normies trying to turn this board into goybook to drive out the neets. I guess the daily wagekek threads really hit a nerve.
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wage"slave" here

all i do is shitpost here all day, literally just 2 out of 8 hours actually spent working, i work at xerox too, big bucks to be made here friendos
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>>24362363
haha, you are ugly, i know you posted here because you want validation, any other fembot looks at you and knows that

fuck yourself, youre the type of girl the r9k stereotype applies to
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>>24362363
You /camwhore/ now??
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>>24363667
>this pic is real

god dammit, kid, kid, just stop lifting bro

fucking kek

i probably spend an hour tops and pic related way further along than you
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>>24364404
Post a pic with timestamp
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>>24363667
This is just embarrassing
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This thread has gotten derailed by wageslaves, post /comfy/ fellow neets, right now
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>>24364391
the normies are the ones that do the wage threads fucking normalslime
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We neets
>proove
Our superiority in
>looks
And art and music
>again
Must be all that time
>not working
>>
>>24364377
I started a month ago, and this is exactly how I feel. Right down to the clean room.

I just wish I wasn't so lonely all the time.
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>>24364563
Stay mad kid

you think this thread proves anything?

I may not be 10/10 but just the feel a uniform gives is more than enough
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>>24364541
whats up neetbro
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>>24364583
Where do you work? Im at a small grocery store in WI

decent job, but i am jelly of these neets with rich parents

id be homeless
>>
>>24363324
you look like serj tankian making that face lol
>>
>>24364583
you look like zimmerman lmao
are
>you
going to shoot me or are you just
>but blasted
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>>24364610
Hey not the guy you responded to but i work grocery too lol

i fucking hate it

>tfw shift ends in 3 hours
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>>24362537
Are you lonelyneet?
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>>24364563
>being attractive
>having hobbies
normies leave this place you are not welcome here you are not robots you do not belong here you do not fit in here you have no friends here you have no community here you are not welcome here
>>
>>24363408
>caltech
>not wearing orange eveything
i am dissapoint
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>>24364497
wtf dude you do not look bro, you are one of those people id try to get away from asap if i ever encountered you, why the fuck do you look so strange, you the type of nigga to dismember his parents and put them in the garbage disposal
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>>24364599
look homeless lol, nice hair.. sort of

>>24364163
>>24363929
>>24363802
>>24363324
everyone itt has good hair but these guys are like my style

wagekek btw

janitor to be specific.

i work for a municipality though so its not so bad
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>>24364689
is it because of the vains on my forehead?

other then those i look good, no? could you be more specific?
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>>24364687
>being attractive
Thank you very much robot, there is no need to read the rest of the love letter I'm yours
>>
>>24364307
>being this jealous

hush now normalslime
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>>24364740
didn't read I don't speak normie you have no friends here
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>>24362363
how could you drop out of school?

just get an orbiter to help you with shit

pls respond
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>>24364755
Hush now there is no need for more declarations of love
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>>24364200
Fuck, I was thinking about San Juan I'm really sorry for my mistake
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>>24364779
normalslime is getting mad now kek
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>>24364744
I'm sorry you are
>just
Too >ugly
And
>poor
For me to
>associate
With you
>please understand
>>
>>24363667
Shoo shoo spooky skelly
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>>24364755
You can be my number one admirer tho
>>24364792

You can be the second one
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Just woke up here :)

wagecuks, do some of you actually have to wake up before noon or is that just a neet myth?
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Who benefits from nepotism here?

>tfw parents own about 100 franchises and set me up with a bullshit regional sales overview position, i do nothing
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>>24361968
what the fuck is that canyon on your chest
you're not supposed to have that
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>>24362041
>>24362133
>>24362296
good to see my blanket covered bros are as smug as they say they are
>>
>>24364918
You even look like a jew kid
>>
WHY IS EVERYONE ITT SO UGLY
>>
>>24364949
>having expectations for robots
normie, normie, NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>24364918
FUCK you are lucky, asshole

I literally
>LITERALLY

dont even have a door on my room because my crackhole dad took it off, fuck my neet life lol
>>
>>24364949
Butmad wagekeck detected, don't bother replying you are meaningless you are just here to observe our neet beauty
>>
LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF DIGITS ON 90% OF THESE PICS
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>>24362686
Hey dude not sure if you're still lurking this thread but thanks for offering to do an AMA.

I used to work in business aviation (for a fleet management firm). Did admin work and basic operational tasks like reviewing post-servicing quality. Always thought it'd be cool to be working in sales in that industry.

What was your first job in the industry?

Do you have a formal education in a field related to your work?

Why are you a broker and not a sales rep? How big is your firm?

Thanks for reading my blog post. Hopefully you're still here.

- Temporary NEET
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>>24364995
>dont even have a door on my room because my crackhole dad took it off
bhahahahahhahaha how you gonna fap now son???
that is the best punishment you can give to your son.
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>>24362296
you are one SMUG motherfucker!
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>>24364995
Doorless neet you seems a lot less heated up that I imagined you would
>>
>>24364918
>>24365000

this is just what i got from drop box on my phone, dunno about the others though
>>
>>24361968

sadeyes.jpg

who hurt you?
>>
>>24365000
0.0 shock and dismay at the fact that 90% of all threads are just trolls
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>>24364819
mad and jealous, typical normie that literally nobody here likes
>>
>>24363142
can't flimfam the zimzam
>>
>>24365040
Why do people keep saying this
>>
>>24365000
Are you telling me to check your trips?
>>
>>24363408
shiny/10
>>
>>24361968
do what makes you happy ^^
>>
>>24365069

the joke is that you made a thread about how great your NEET life is, and your pic looks like you're depressed as fuck.
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Who /smugaf/ here?

Post your smug faces brobots
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Hey OP, you look the oppoiste of me, im 35 but look 25, youre 30 but look 40 lol
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>>24363540
you look a bit like pepe, can you make a pepe meme face for us please neetm8?
>>
>>24362091
>kike

That's the guy who owns the wagecux, he himself isn't one
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TOSHINOU KYOUKOU!!!

any other neets obsessed with yuru yuri here?

i throw up peace signs all the fucking time now and im getting hallucinations of anime styles, like a rain drop to indicate nervousness and red lines on someones face when theyre annoyed
>>
>>24364282
steve buschemi mode
>>24364497
Looks like your friday night hangout spot is across from the middle school
>>24363667
Power bottom confirmed
>>24364583
looks like a fat markiplier
>>24365164
looks like that dude from brothers green eats
>>24362041
>>24362933
>>24363610
>>24363908
>>24363985
>>24364054
>>24364117
>>24364163
get more sleep
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>>24364014
>>24364054
anyone else want to punch these two anons in the face?

they both look like literal manchildren who actually take the poo poo pee pee memes to heart
>>
Cool, another /soc/ thread on /r9k/ just what the board needs. Bring out the tripfags.
>>
>>24364454
Who is this fat bitch
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>>24365176
>>24364995
>>24364014
>>24363908
>>24363883
just picked you five at random, could one of you tell this wageslave your end game plan?

are you all planning on being homeless when your folks pass?

i grew up relatively poor btw, still ended up with a good income
>>
>>24365350
>are you all planning on being homeless when your folks pass?

getting a p nice inheritance

I basically can NEET forever once I get that
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8 pm here and just getting ready for the third nap of the day, i sleep more than my cat desu.

This thread is cool mods, plz keep
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My neet face
>>
>>24364014 - me
>>24365350

i am going to commit suicide m8t, i try to tell myself ok todays the day, but then get too much of a wuss.

one of these days though, im going to jump in front of the metra.

probably in a few years to be realistic, my sanitys already eroding so at some point i wont have any other choice

>>24365277
fuck you asshat,

not that youre wrong about the manchild part
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>>24365277
>not liking based poo poo pee pee
>2011+4 tbqh fambly
>costanza.tiff.jpg.woff2
>being this reddit
>literally kimmo alm
>being this newfagg
>being this bluepilled
>>
>be me
>was NEET for years because I could no longer deal with all the bullshit that I got on a daily basis just because of an hideous face that I can do nuffin about
>family/society/everybody gave me no end of shit because they thought that I was just lazy and a sheltered, pampered overgrown kid
>meanwhile, all I wanted was to have a normal face and live a normal life, ride the bus to work and back, free from bullying into goddamn middle age. I used to have ambitions.
>mfw I see all these good-looking NEET, the slackers that my family accused me of being
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You guys are making me feel really welcome, idc what anyone says i really like this board, it feels like im going to just be here all the time when i die.

from this 27 yo neet, ty
>>
>>24361968
will you please be my bf?
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>>24365442
wow, qtqt

cant tell if youre a boy or girl but i guess it doesnt matter

>>24365228
youre turning into an autist then, who cares though desu, its worth it for the anime
>>
>>24365164
cutest boy here, would be your gf if you wanted one
>>
>>24363421
he's already pretty fucking hot you ignoramus
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>4 years of college
>3.7 gpa
>100k debt

making 23k a year right now

fuck man, this shit aint right

if you neets have an uprising i will join tbqh
>>
>>24365571
eh I'm not that great
pic doesn't show my acne desu
I still have no gf tho ;_;
>>
>>24362296

You aren't neet, you just let your parents run your life
how is that honda, audi or lexus treating you

t. nigga that married your kind
>>
>>24365616
you are a super qt
acne is cute too
i will still offer to be your gf
(pls accept my offer)
>>
>>24364313
my manlet detector is off the charts
>>
>>24365528
>BFing a NEET man child in his 30s

Why would you ever do that when you could have a real hard working man with an actual job and life.
>>
>>24365605

>Didn't go to college
>$0 Debt
>$60,000 a year in IT

feels legit

fucking idiot college kids
>>
itt thirsty neets with no gfs neets btfo by wagelords again
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Its always a comfy day when youre a neet, this mornings happening was a grand ol time to be sure, this is like the grand finale
>>
>>24365228
lmao yeah I've been watching yuru yuri
nice my chemical romance t-shirt btw familia
>>
>>24365636
k post pics
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Greek neet here

people say i look like that one guy from friends, i think its ross?
>>
>>24365442
cutie
pls let me see your ass
>>
>>24365558
Im a girl but i got my hair cut short and now i look like a boy and i hate it. But also ty ty:))
>>
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>>24365748
Half greek here, nice chairs senpai.. is that supposed to be like your family thrones or something?
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>>24365646
>>24365605
well neets i for one admit the neet lifestyle is better, just hoping i dont have to become one
>>
>>24362363
ORLANDO
R
L
A
N
D
O
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>>24365778
you should be my boyfriend
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>>24365740
not her, but i agree with what she said

be my bf?
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Any neets in North Dakota here?

Pretty lonely desu, also fairly hostile to us
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>some anon literally has gigs of people's pics saved on his Harddrive
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>>24362363
You look like a fucking whore

dont belong here
>>
>Posting your picture online

Normalfags pls
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>>24365901
I would accept but that picture is from reddit?
>>
>>24365975
oh god i think it's an actual real life female
>>
>>24365975

you look like my dog
i fuking love to fuck my dog
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