>"hey uncle anon, you're a virgin right? wanna change that? $300, I won't tell mom"
what do?
Tell her mom her daughter is a slut.
That's pretty steep for a prostitute.
JUST DO IT
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>>24361681
try to lower the price
>>24361681
>uncle anon
>>24361768
This
See if I can talk her down to 200 and then fuck her as hard as I can and cum as deeply in her as possible
>>24361681
Kek, what she doesnt know is that i fooled around with her mother when we were kids
>>24361681
Tell her to show the goods.
If innie, tell her I'd pay 50 bucks. If outtie, tell her I'd fuck her if she pays me 300.
>Not impregnating her
"300? I want at least 500 dollars to sleep with you"
Probably try and find out if anybody's molested her.
That's some suspect behavior from a young lady.
Maybe take her out for frozen yogurt and have a talk about boundaries
>You will never have a personal sex slave
>>24361831
>Getting your niece daughter pregnant
>>24361942
I think it sounds like a plan. Gotta keep my superior seed going. Family wincest harem when?
>Uncle Anon
I think you meant to saydad. ;)
>>24361942
What's a niece daughter?
I'll be seeing my nieces in December. I've been overseas for twenty years, so I've never met any of them before.
I don't expect to sleep with any of them, because that doesn't happen too often outside of Laotian comics.
>>24361681
>i wont tell mom
ya right, fucking whore will crack eventually and you'll be pariah
>>24362086
an incest baby.
>>24362122
>you will never fuck your niece
This is a terrible feel, fucking chad wins again.
>>24362016
>daughter calling her father a virgin
????
is she underage?
>>24362192
its a plot twist
>>24361681
fuck that I'm poor, just rape and kill her
>pretend i'm looking at my phone and turn on recorder
>record her trying to offer me sex while calling her crazy
>turn off recorder
>pretend to give in and fuck her anyway with protection
>e-mail recording off to her mom with very dramatic post questioning her parenting and decisions
>report to CPS
>wait for her to get taken away and put in foster home
>watch her life be ruined from a distant
Anything to ruin whores.
>>24361681
How about for 600 I won't tell your mom you tried to proposition me. Spoiler alert, I'm going to use 100 of it on a prostitute that is 3x hotter than you. Rest will probably go to drugs.
>>24362281
>Not keeping her as a sex slave for future fuckings
>>24361681
decline her offer, 21 years in and going strong
>>24362288
distance*
blox
>>24362192
Whats wrong with that anon?
For $300 I want no condom and I get to finish inside, because if I'm stuck with a condom I can go plow an Asian broad at the massage parlor for like half that. If I have to use protection with her, I'm not going higher than $150.
>>24361788
I don't get it s-senpai
I'd pay her 1000 just to see her fuck a black guy.
>>24362337
How do you get the Asians to have sex with you and not just jerk you off?
>>24361681
Post more of this cum dumpster
>>24361681
But who was mom?
>>24362506
How do you get asian masseuses to jerk you off? I've been jerking it almost exclusively to hidden camera massage videos for the past couple months and I want to make it happen.
>>24362552
google rubmaps
check the "erotic massage" section of backpage, look for the asian parlors
>>24361681
>paying 300$ for sex of any kind
>not embracing the glorious virgin life and using that money to buy delicous food, video games or drugs
>shiggy diggy
>>24362288
>Not blackmailing her into becoming your personal slave
>>24362615
b-but her pussy looks like it would feel good.
>>24361681
No I won't suck your dick, Peter, you fucking faggot. Do your parents know you solicit older men for sex?
>>24361889
>You don't have to say anything, but you have to eat this frozen yoghurt
Anon, I...
>>24362646
You know what feels better? 300 bucks in your pocket
Surrender my powers? FOR PUSSY?
NEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
>>24362625
She sounds like a snotty little brat, I would rather ruin her life then try to turn her into some slave. Too much effort for some roastie whore.
>>24362506
Usually they just offer. If not, ask if they let you go further, assuming they're already offering the handjob.
>>24362675
Kids still like frozen yogurt, right?
I don't know how to start a conversation about inappropriate behaviors, but I am aware it's best to have some kind of comforting pretext to these sorts of things.
>>24362552
>hidden camera massage videos
Tell me more.
>>24362713
You know, the funny thing about Raistlin was that he was the only wizard in those books that had some vague prohibition against sex lodged against him. All the other wizards were constantly fucking, so I don't know. Although for the vast majority of his career, it was a moot point. Women hated him anyway.
I like this illustration, but it always kind of bugged me. He didn't have the golden skin and white hair in this scene.
Curiously, in the beginning of his career, he was more than willing to sell his magic for sex. He fell in love with the town slut because she smiled at him once. He went to propose to her after said smile, saw his Chadly brother fucking her, and went into a fugue.
Ah, Raistlin, you are the patron fantasy hero of this board.
>>24362552
Be a good customer and live in a location where these exist. There's a lot of happy ending massage places in Florida. Gotta live in a scummy place.
>>24361681
"Make it $200 and you have a deal so long as I get to nut inside."
>>24361695
this looks like the right thing to do, desuwa
>>24361681
>I won't tell mom
Who's going to fall for that?
>>24362298
And this is where the thread should end.
>>24363112
>not gettting the reference
>>24364259
>implying she would tell
Actually an uncle here. No, because I'm a semi-normal in the head.
>>24361681
"I've always wanted to see what murder felt like, but I was worried I'd feel guilty. You have proven to be a degenerate whore, so I can finally experience taking a human life with no feelings of remorse."
>>24361681
ask her if she can make it 3 payments of 90$ spread over the course of 3 months, 1.2% in interest, with the 30$ as down payment
if she tries to drive a hard bargain, I will throw in my recently ordered unopened personal massager as collateral
>>24361788
I wonder how life must be for him now that his niece is grown up and shit
Assuming the stories were true that is, which they probably weren't
>>24361681
id smash my cousin for free
>>24365868
welp nvm i misread that
>>24362288
CPS wouldn't take her away from her parents, you can't be held responsible for something like that.
>>24363165
Just search happytugs or spytugs
>>24361681
Pay her
>>24365327
Probably not true, but they seemed pretty genuine. She probably grew up to be slut that never even fucked uncle anon.
>>24361802
>paying your niece and still cumming in her
good luck explaining that dipshit
>>24364156
My friend works at a computer repair store next to some asian massage parlor and he got to witness first hand a raid on one of those.
We live in Florida. Shit was hilarious.
