>meet a cute boy
>he likes ketchup and bbq sauce
>>24361366
Kek, i dont like either, but why does it matter to you? Unless he leaves the ketchup out in a plate and it starts having that smell. That smell makes me wanna throw up
>>24361366
>>24361637
>2016
>not liking ketchup and BBQ sauce
What the fuck is wrong with you. This is worse than those closet faggots who think that girls can have penises.
>>24361731
Wait a minute, they can't?
>>24361731
C'mon man, i just dont like a lot of sauce. I'm a rather bland individual
>meet a cute anime friend
>they have a ton of friends and I feel out of place
>tfw I'll never get my hands on my lonely friend
>meet a cute guy
>he likes fried chicken and watermelon
>>24361905
I like all the stereotypical black guy things. But i'm white. What do?
>>24361905
>meet a cute girl
>her age starts with a 2
>meet a cute girl
>Shes allergic to ketchup and bbq sauce
inferior genetics, would not mix with.
>>24361892
be my friend anon, I have the power to turn all the beta friends who become friends with me out of desparation into chads who abandon me for other chads now that they're popular
>>24361921
>I like all the stereotypical black guy things.
Spoiler: those things were invented by white people. They don't "belong" to blacks.
>>24361921
Consider not being such a race traitor
>>24362173
I grew up in the south, eating chicken and watermelon and shit. I guess i'll try not being a race traitor though. or i could complete the betrayal by snagging a qt black girl. ;^)
>>24362172
>white people invented watermelon
>>24361366
>be a cute boy
>like ketchup and bbq sauce
>didn't meet a girl
Why even live?
