Shit guys
What do??
show her the wee wee
>>24355872
Ask her what her favorite Swans song is
>>24355872
Pretend to be really flattered. Say how much that compliment means to you.
Then go on about the elephant again.
>>24355872
she's ugly, who cares what you do
>>24355872
say ooga booga
>>24355912
Thanks dude bro
Act insulted, tell her you're much more than just a really, really pretty face.
>>24355912
And now dude???
>>24356184
Tell her shes hot and you should meet soon.
>>24356184
shit shit shit, panic!
>>24356184
Send her this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJXtHMBFWmI
>>24355872
reminder for all currylovers
>>24356184
Swans is pleb anyway ask her about Tibetan throat singing.
>>24356184
Red flag. Abort mission
>>24356184
i'd rather be single
>>24356184
Is she black?
bloxkcxk
>>24356241
The same can be applied to Latinas and white women.
Asians and blacks can last slightly longer.
>>24356184
now she's about two mins from knowing you're a retarded faggot
>>24356247
Sounds good to me broseph
>>24356327
Fail. Stop trying, you fucked it up.
>>24356327
you already are fucking up so much
>>24356351
Well how do I save it then if you're so smart
>>24356327
Obligatory Tits or BTFO Response
>>24356376
If I knew, I wouldn't be a virgin browsing this shithole website.
>>24356376
enough with the fucking jokes.
You seem cool, we are getting drinks.
>>24356376
"That depends. Wanna grab some coffee later? [insert winky face]"
>>24356376
Tell her if she goes on a date with you she can find out
>>24356376
Reply: "Let's stop bullshitting each other and just send me nudes."
>Itunes and chill?
do it
>>24356392
Seems abit weird but okay..
>>24356436
Say you find her very pretty.
>>24356463
Too late senpai, too late.
>>24356436
You were trolling this whole time?
>>24356436
Not sure how to take this
>>24356436
threads like these aren't really fun if you send the first fucking nonsensical response someone posts
at least wait a bit and pick and choose jesus
>>24356480
She still doesn't know. Next message: "ROBOTS DEMAND tits"
>>24356376
"Do you even watch lewd Bhutanese cartoons or browse anonymous men's rights forums? I am the hacker known as Ebaumsworld and I want to gape your asshole 11 inches across tonight. Just open your legs and enjoy."
>>24356480
Oh shit.
She's confirmed for total roastie whore. And it means you look like a slut.
>>24356436
say again m8?
I really hope deep down this is just one of those "say the worst shit possible" kind of threads
>>24356480
She's calling you a slut. What a fucking cunt.
>>24356480
could be fun to role play
How would you treat a virgin
>>24356480
she's fucking flirting anon!!! DON"T mention anything else about virginity though, just say something funny and witty
>>24356529
What if we meet one day and I cum in 10 seconds, because I am a virgin?
you're attractive enough to her that you haven't scared her away yet. Now stop being an autist please. Just ask to smash.
bro just check em
>>24356480
Tell her to come over
I'll be straight up with you, your cute want to hookup
>>24356546
this desu. I'm baffled by the fact she's still replying after the throat singing, better take your chances and get serious
>>24356480
Why do people say this?
Why is it so hard to believe that someone might be a virgin?
>>24356529
>>24356546
Anon, if you really are a virgin, don't ruin yourself for marriage tbqh.
>>24356581
I'm not a virgin, I've fucked hookers that's it. But I wore a condom
>>24356480
jesus no way
>>24356480
If she was expecting someone with experience it means she is in for the D, you could literally write anything and proly still had a chance to bang her.
>>24356580
She lost hers at 15 and has at least every week. Anyone being a virgin over the age of 18 is inconcievable to her.
>>24356581
Seriously? She won't even know until AFTER you have sex so why does it matter (if you're scared of her being able to tell or something).
PLEASE STOP MEMEING HER
>>24356546
>>24356578
Girls love "le so silly and randumb xD" shit when it comes to flirting
>>24356545
say that! It's the bezt chance an autistic retard has to get laid be sweet
>>24356480
She keeps speaking with you. You must be the chaddiest Chad in here.
>>24356594
>>24356609
Fuck it up just to piss off these thirsty af losers then.
Think i fucked up. She made up excuse not to see me.
>>24356654
I can assure you, it's a dude. A woman, wouldn't reply after that fuck up.
>>24356654
Tonight.
Ask what's up for the weekend tho
>>24356654
Would it be autismo to pick another day she is free?
>>24356654
that's good dude, just say well tomorrow, and if she says she cant say the next day, she'll think it's funny. in a good way be persistant here
>>24356654
do you not know how to talk to people
she's setting you up for the "when are you free" question so she can pick and choose
>>24356654
She must be horny and pathetic to not just stop responding as soon as you sperged so hard on her.
>>24356654
>basketball training
>>24356670 is right. It's a dude. Women play netball, not basketball. It doesn't add up.
>>24356654
this robot is going to get his well deserved normie life
were proud of you anon!
>>24356654
Dont reply now just wait for her
>emoticons in every message
Disgusting.
>>24356706
Please god just let one of us out of this...Hell!
non autist virgin here.
Just ask her how long she trained basketball and so on
>>24356654
That was the most autistic way to ask someone out.
Ctrl f
Search for corn
0 results
Ear of corn!
>>24356728
You can try to walk as far away from this hell as you want, but you're still tethered. At any moment, that tether can pull you back in. There's no escape, only the illusion.
ask about what she likes to do. then when its time ask her if she want to go do something
She's humouring me right
>>24356773
Don't say that. Although robotism is permanent, you can still develop social skills and get laid.
>>24356795
>basketballs
>>24356795
Ask her if she can dunk.
>>24356795
Youre so shitty at talking to people have you ever had a friend in your life
>>24356795
>suddenly no emojis
7ft black guy confirmed
>>24356795
Don't ask if she'll play with your basketballs.
>>24356746
thanks family to be honestly
>>24356828
Not for 5 years, but come on no need to get personal bro
>>24356826
>>24356746
these tbqh
sdfsdgsdg
>>24356826
I asked her
>>24356795
cut to the chase, ask her when she want's to come over?
>>24356892
You just have to believe in yourself.
>>24356837
Ignore this guy OP, you fucking know you want to ask if she'll play with your basketballs.
>>24356892
Set free your inner nig and do it!
>>24356892
Offer to teach her how to dunk. Tell her you'll dunk your balls in her ass.
Not really. Be cool.
>>24356892
Where's the corn emoji
Stick a corn emoji in after your next reply
>>24356918
this but add the corn emoji
>>24356892
Give her a meaty double slap
>>24356892
>falling for blatant catfishing
>getting memed on this hard
kys family
>>24356892
"I guess that means I could beat you one on one. Winky face. Corn emoji."
>>24356892
CORN
EMOJI
PLEASE
>>24356994
this //spoiler
She keeps avoiding hanging out with me
>>24356892
"I bet you could score with me."
>>24357063
you should have sent corn emoji to be honest familia
>>24357063
You're coming off as too desperate, bro. I'd honestly make an excuse to go and stop messaging her for a while. Try swiping some more.
>>24357063
"Well if don't like me watching we could play 1v1 and the loser has to make out with the loser"
>>24357063
why the flying fuck are trying to meet up with her TODAY when she already said no
she's still talking to you, just get to know her better and then ask her when she is free. put the ball in her court to she if she's really down.
>>24357063
Just stop pushing for today and suggest meeting to play basketball sometime later.
>>24357111
>put the ball in her court
aiyeou
>>24357107
>loser has to make out with the loser
>>24357111
>put the ball in her court
aha. good one m8
>>24357063
You've already fucked up. You can tell by how she's dropped the emoticons.
It's over, anon. Just start getting really lecherous and saying you want to see her play nude basketball. Go full pervert.
>>24357107
>the loser has to make out with the loser"
Meant loser has to make out with the winner.
>>24357144
fuck you
>>24357063
OP you should have asked when she was free not to hang out this very day now you sound like a loser (that and your autistic humor).
>>24357063
Alright, here's my number anyway. I'm down for anything really
>>24357172
Where the corn emoji, senpai?
>>24357091
do this , this is a good idea, is that original enough for ya! mods jesus I have to make a practical post every once in a while. and not ponder the artistic flair I can bring to it all the time fuck
>>24357159
This, desu. When you already feel you fucked it up (usually after the first 3 messages), at least have fun.
Where is the fucking corn OP
>>24357164
"1v1 me m8. Loser has to mack on winner."
There fixed it for you, senpai.
ask if u can put ur cock in her asshole tonight. say you have a '98 camry with a big back seat
Is she sperging? I literally just told her where i'm from
>>24357315
Where da corn?
>>24357315
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CORN YOU AUTIST
>>24357315
Where is the fucking corn dude?
>>24357315
she obviously means more specific than country. how out of touch with people are you that having a normal conversation seems like "sperging"
she asked you a question
you answered and asked one of your own
she answered and asked another one
this is called getting to know each other
>>24357315
Maybe she wanted for you to be more specific
England is pretty big m8
Also, she definitely wants your dickCorn?
>>24357315
Tell again. Ask about weekends if you still haven't.
>>24357315
Dude, if your next message has no corn emoji, I'm leaving.
>>24357392
This, corn or bust family
>>24357373
wow dude u have to be a normie
>yfw you will never fuck Rhiane
>>24357315
Her emoticons are back! You're in.
Corn her and seal the deal.
>>24357422
Op most girls dont want to meet the first time they write with someone. but she is interested in you so just keep writing
>>24357413
Of course you can. Just go on tinder right now and find her. Directly compete against OP for her attention.
Your first mistake was not starting with "Hey, you look like you really like anal". Works for me every time.
They typically don't respond, write back, "Really? What makes me look that way?", or they just meet up for some butt love.
>>24357441
OP is clearly a handsome specimen. Me, not so much.
>>24357315
>no corn
it's like you're not even trying
This shit is so complicated.
Op is saying absolutely retarded shit and she's still replying.
Is she even real? Is she a trolling guy?
Why does everything have to make no sense?
Fucking flirting and dating, man, I'll never crack the code of it.
>>24357459
You can do it, m8. I believe in you.
OP is sperging about basketball and asking her out desperately and repeatedly. You can do better.
>>24357473
The code is you have to be hot. OP is either a chad or using a chad picture.
>>24357315
She's probably just asking what city you live in. "England" is pretty vague, retard
>>24357473
>Is she a trolling guy?
That's still a possibility.
>>24357489
if she was a trolling guy then he wouldn't use such an ugly bitch to pose as
>>24357473
>Op is saying absolutely retarded shit and she's still replying.
How else would you talk to women?
>>24357498
>Implying he does
>>24357480
I appreciate your encouragement family but I lost my hair young. I have no luck irl so I don't think I can make it on tinder.
OP can probably nail this i think.
>>24357555
I know this feeling well. People used to suggest I go on Tinder, but since I cut my hair they haven't anymore.
>>24357595
It's fucking horrible mate. Since its happened I get the courage to ask a girl out every now and the, but every single time they text to cancel. I'm now just trying to come to terms with the fact I will die alone so I don't get my hopes up anymore.
>>24357644
Cut it short and hit the gym.
She keeps fucking avoiding me!!! REEEEE
fuck this it's time for corn
>>24357657
I cant figure out how to get a good haircut. No matter what i do it looks like shit
>>24357677
You blew it, OP. We're done here.
>>24357677
She doesn't want you.
It's lost dude, go full pervert mode you could atleast have some fun.
>>24357677
>still uses emoji
Still doesn't seem like a loss. Try a later date?
>>24357657
I am fairly built desu but it doesn't help, girls care about face. This is my body but I am lonely as fuck.
>>24357677
Say "I didn't know we were already friends"
corned
>>24357677
Chill the fuck down. You sound desperate as fuck. If she wont hang out with you the first time she ask, talk about other stuff. I don't know if you've fucked up, but she still replying. Now ask her what she does besides playing basket or something.
>>24357744
Checked and confirmed for alpha.
>>24357744
Nice
Corn-filter
>>24357724
You're a large fellow.
>>24357744
Now we wait.
>>24357677
Stop being autistic.
She's obviously into you, she just doesn't want to meet right away.
Ask for a phone number, text for a day or to and then meet up.
I have no idea why the fuck is she still responding.
Post your profile pic
What the fuck does the corn meme mean?
>>24357744
You failed. You fucked up. Corn won't save you.
Just get sexual. Ask if her tits bounce more than the ball does when she plays basketball.
>>24357724
Bottom of your face looks fine. Are you a manlet?
>>24357778
Is what a rapist would say.
>>24357788
5ft 10, so depends on which scale you judge by.
>>24356701
>netball
topkek
Sooo... I thought corn was supposed to save me
>>24357824
Nothing can save an autist.
>>24357824
Op im starting to think this bitch is just wasting your time.
DROPPED
this shit is hilarious
>>24357824
Corn her again
>>24357824
"Just seemed like you're cornering me with your excuses"
continue corning
>>24357850
This.
But use the corn emoji in place of the word corn.
>[corn]ering
>>24357850
This's so stupid it could work.
>>24357850
C U T T I N G
U
T
T
I
N
G
>>24357824
Holy mother of God. I didn't think handsome people could be robots until now. Your social skills are on another level of shit. Anon, just back off her for now if you want any chance of salvaging this.
>>24357850
This will actually force her to either admit it and stop wasting your time.
OR
force her to offer a date
genious
>>24357850
this is the only good response op
>>24357850
I suspect silence. She won't reply.
>>24357850
best answer
>>24357850
op pls <--- mutes you
>>24357850
THIS FAMILIA
>>24357920
She replied to OP's autism so far.
Tinder threads always comfy af.
All you Normie new fag shifts OP confirmed for Chad. Abandon thread now you betraying niggers.
>>24357850
This.
Only way to save your sorry ass
>>24357850
Make sure to capitalize all the letters of corn in corning, like "CORNering".
That way she won't miss the pun.
Also corn her again.
>>24357744
sides in orbit
>>24357940
Op may look like a chad but he has the socializing skills of an elephant
>>24357850
Sorry guys I'd already sent this before I saw your posts
Seems to have worked though
>>24358087
This is fucking retarded.
Is this seriously how the world works for attractive people?
>>24358114
Yea, start lifting and do it yourself.
>>24358087
Good enough. Good luck you autistic cunt.
>>24358087
>didn't corn her again
Literally friendzoned
>>24358087
God that was beta, you must be handsome as fuck.
>>24358087
>Sorry I just tried to corn you but it didn't work lol
i'm fucking dying. you must look like a literal adonis to be able to say shit like this without weirding her out
>>24358087
How the fuck...
And here I am. What the hell have I been doing.
>>24358087
Fuck me, it actually did work with retarded and autistic messages. You have in easy mode, anon. I hope you will become normie and leave this shithole
>>24358114
OP must be a super chad. He got a way with a lot
>>24358087
this doesn't make any fucking sense.
The number must be fucking fake, there's no way she gave you her number after avoiding you so hard.
wHAT THE FUCK@??!
>>24358114
mfw i am ugly as sin and i still talk to girls and it works just like this. "hdey your hot can i have your #" and say it like i know i deserve it because i do because im cool
>>24358087
CcOOOORRRNNN
>>24358087
Send us the nudes after you fuck her, she's totally wet for you m8
>>24358165
I'd understand if he opened with that, but his conversation up until now was autism incarnate.
>>24358087
>>24358087
How fucking handsome are you to get away with this shit. Pls post pic
>>24358165
Huh. Now I kind of want to try it.
I won't, though. Have to keep principles.
>>24358203
i tell girls some dumb autistic shit, words dont matter demeanor matters. if i tell her about how fucking fire evangelion or post rock or whatever sperg shit but its cool its cool, its not like shed know its uncool anyway and if she does idgaf i know its cool
>>24358264
what principles being chad is easy
>>24358087
You're giving her all the power and being a beta bitch
this wont go anywhere
>>24357063
asking to watch her train is the creepiest thing going, dont ask that again
>>24358317
Says a KV in the most autistic place ever. Let him have fun, senpai.
Man this is going pretty well. Thanks for your help guys.
>>24358433
>haha chad has autism he's so cute xD
>>24358283
Maybe it is easy, maybe it isn't. Either way, tinder is for degenerates.
>>24358433
jesus christ man
shit
>>24358433
The
Fuck
Is
Wrong
With
You
Jesus CHRIST
>>24358087
Good job, Chad.
Pic related. It's the truth.
>>24356830
>inb4 OP gets raped by a brollic black man
>>24358433
I'll cook some pasta for you, how about my place this weekend?
>>24358433
>I really like your phone number, very beautiful arrangement of numbers
This is not real, is it? How can a human brain think about this kind of autistic stuff?
>>24358433
Jesus fucking christ.
You just keep trying to fuck up but the world won't let you.
I swear to fucking god, if you ever get to her and get laid, don't come back here and give advice like
>just b urself guyz
If you do I will personally track you down and shove my fist down your throat.
>>24358527
>spaghetti and chill
>>24358547
Guys like OP and I exude charisma that girls find irresistible.
>>24358550
But being himself worked, faggot. Everything came together when he went on his own.
B urself
>>24358433
Borderline autistic
OP, post a better pic of this girl.
>>24358572
He could put a monkey in front of the fucking keyboard and it would have worked.
>>24358433
>Beautiful arrangement of numbers
>haha that's sooo cute chad :D
>Beautiful arrangement of numbers
>What the fuck are you talking about anon you creep
>>24357776
It was a tinder thread a while ago. Long story short, op was telling a match she was corny by sending the corn emoji. She replied thanks not getting the insult. A meme was born. Now people post corn, someone else says thanks. Any tinder thread must throw it in a tinder chat, and it surprisingly works for some reason.
>>24358572
Yeah, and I guess looking like a chad didn't have anything to do there.
No one without a handsome face and a built body like op would be able to get away with this much autism.
It literally didnt matter what he wrote, even the fucking corn emoji worked.
>>24358618
>even the fucking corn emoji worked.
>doubting the corn emoji
no wonder your tinder game is so bad
>>24358618
>even the fucking corn emoji worked.
Now hold up nigga, of course the corn emoji worked.
>>24358584
Okey doke
>>24358433
>Chad is so cute and nice and gentle to me :)
>Thats what I always wanted in a man :)
>>24358652
uggo tbqhwy senpai
>>24358618
Don't be so mad. Just be yourself. It worked for OP, and it works for most people!
Just be yourself! Stop being afraid of you and women will come!
Besides, you can't be anyone else, so:
> b urself
>>24358652
she's kinda qt
would fornicate with
>>24358652
Looks kinda desperate or mentally ill.
>>24358652
good luck autist. Don't forget to come back and write the autistic story of you getting laid.
>>24358433
enjoy paying and not fucking her
if you do fuck, enjoy shit sex
>>24358652
>21
xcvxcvcvx
>>24358433
fuck it, OP has inspired me to b myself on tinder
I have 20 matches, surely this'll work on one of them
so what's the moral of this story?
physical appearance is all that matters? chads can be autistic as fuck and still get some?
>>24358652
would berry
>>24358719
It always does :)
>>24358727
naaah, you just have to B yourself.
>>24358719
Make a thread if any of them respond.
>>24358727
That what 4chan considers autism is actually incredibly attractive
>>24358727
>getting a number off tinder is "getting some"
getting numbers is easy as fuck provided you have a modicum of social skills or are slightly above average looking
doing anything with that number is the hard part
>>24358433
end it here OP. you have a chance to fuck her, don't listen to any posts after this.
>>24358727
yes, obviously
if a 10/10 came up to you and spilled her spaghetti, you'd think it was cute and you'd still date her
if a 1/10 did the same, you'd be repulsed
>>24358719
>20 matches
OP here, I'm lucky to get 2 matches in one day of swiping. You got 20 matches you must be very attractive
you got catfished hard OP
