Let's have a moment to mourn every chestlet that exists in this worldAHAHAH just kidding fuck them
>>24355732
Reason why beta males prefer women with small tits:
Large tits are attractive to men on a base level, we see them, we want them. This is a simple fact every straight man feels.
However, with this comes a contest between men to get those said tits, as we out perform each other for pussy in general.
A beta male? He can't compete. He knows he cant. So he says he "dislikes them" and prefers women with flat chests, who look like underdeveloped boys instead, as they're less desired.
Small tit lover = Beta
>>24355732
>tfw no massive titties gf
why even exist/live?
>>24355762
Small tit lover = latent pedophile
>>24355732
those are comically big. A nice C cup is appreciated. Ds are nice too
there's a fine line between hot tits and a titcow
>>24355792
>>24355777
>>24355762
>>24355732
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ROASTIE LOVING OMEGAMAXES
BIG TITS = ROASTIE
>>24355848
relax lad i prefer small tits
>>24355848
holy shitt. chestlets will they EVER learn?
>>24355762
This. It's like the fox and the grapes.
>tfw my older sister has big joocy tits but my younger sisters are chestlets
>>24355901
Post those tig ol bitties please anon
>>24355762
This guy gets it.
Same reason guys like chicks with short hair or tomboys in general.
Low hanging fruit, tbqh.
>chestlet
The fuck is that even suppose to mean? how did you create such a word in the first place. just say flat man, making up some new word to describe it just makes you seem like a fucking idiot. its like you're 14 and are making up code words with your friends or some shit and desperately are using the hell out of them in a failed attempt hoping they catch on, but even deep down you know they wont.
>>24355950
Why so roasted, chestlet?
>>24355814
>>24355848
>>24355950
Mad chestlets detected,feel free to leave this thread.
>>24355901
maybe there is still time? how old are they?
>>24356060
They're in their early twenties so bets are pretty much off. The older sister is in her 40s.
>>24355931
this is just fat anon
There NEEDS to be small breast humiliation porn NOW
>>24356127
this is just bra anon
>>24356143
bullshit faggot
>>24355950
A or b cup?
>>24356127
Fuck, what's this chick's name? She has a lot of enthusiasm for her scenes.
>>24355762
This is a fucking lucid post.
why did god make titlets?
>>24356182
phoenix marie
>>24355732
Requesting boobsauce
>>24356212
nah, it's sophistry. a lot of small-breasted women are still fucking gorgeous. I just don't like big, veiny, hanging udders, personally - small perky breasts are much cuter.
to each their own.
>when a chestlet thinks she has an honest chance with me
>>24356330
Why did god make dicklets??
>ITT: flatties getting ratty
>chestlets
>when will they learn
i was depressed and wanted to kill myself with prescription drugs because i only had a 6 inch excuse of a cock
then i realized that i will never be a chestlet
life is good.
>>24356692
Dem nice flat stomachs doe
>>24356592
Nice try. But you won't be finding any beta dicklets in this thread.
>when a chestlet wants to fuck me
i'd rather be a virgin than fuck a mutated 10 year old boy.
>>24355732
is that shopped? ive seen that before, but dont remember it being so incredible
>>24356692
source on the one on the far right pls?
>>24356606
>tfw she got a full reduction and is flat as a board now
>>24355762
Probably true for most guys. But I like small tits, and short hair/tomboys as the other anon said, because I'm attracted to androgyny. This may or may not be because I'm bisexual. As I'm attracted to androgynous males as well. That said I still appreciate the full spectrum of feminine and masculine qualities. Guys with beards? Mmmm. Girls with big delicious butts and thighs? Fucking kill me, that shit is so good. Big breasts can be attractive too. But again, I prefer androgyny, and I'm an ass guy anyway.
>tfw gf has d cups
>>24356692
I like thick women, but man I would obliterate all of those chicks.
>>24356554
Is this the same woman?
>>24356829
really sad tbqh
>>24356904
i don't think so, the tits in your pic are all veiny
>tfw no perfect body big titty gf
why live
>>24356829
>>24357010
She had a meh face and was a redditard attention whore,no big loss
>>24356904
>>24357047
No, I'm pretty sure the 3 of use are posting the same woman...
>>24357273
come on her tits can't be that disgustingly veiny like on that guy's picture.
>>24357072
Girls with a tits2ass ratio like this are rarer than unicorn.
>>24356829
Source? why would someone destroy 11/10 tits?
Ass > Tits
>>24357581
Face>Breasts>Legs>Thighs>Ass,if you don't believe this you are a non-white.
>>24357929
>tfw half white, half asian
>tfw genetics are perfectly primed for being forever obsessed with a cute face and fat tits
Only dreams. Forever and always.
>>24357929
Face>ass>legs>breasts
I'm as white as they come
>>24355777
That's unbelievable bad, even for a shitty shop.
CDF is infiltrating the thread,post more breasts
>>24358196
Fucking excellent breasts, kind anon.
>>24355732
Every fucking day you make this thread.
These are were than the kuk threads since they're not even trying to bait anymore.
>>24358383
Fuck you, at least this shit is fappable.
It's better than the "fembot"/attention whore threads (which belong on /soc/) and the trap threads (which belong on /lgbt/).
>>24355949
>>24356018
Holy fug who is that?
Look at these bobs
I love big tits as a fantasy, but my oneitis is flat as a board.
It's weird. My fantasies are usually older women, but generally I like people younger than me.
>>24358455
Really nice boobs
>>24358196
Chestlet Internet Defense Force
Reporting for duty
with free roast beef :^)
CIDF reppin with high resolution.
We don't fuck around.
Itty Bitty
Titty Committee
I see no problem here
>>24358948
>>24359034
>>24359080
>>24359091
I can feel my retina burning
Step aside titcow peasants.
>all these low test betas trying to derail the thread
if you post enough flatties you might be able to muster enough fat tissue to form a single real breast!
titlets pls go
>>24359124
That burning sensation is your love of fat pigs being clensed from your psyche. Embrace it.
>>24359168
How big does a breast have to be to be considered "real"?
>>24359180
Stop posting holocaust survivors
>>24359101
Mah nigga
originality
like big breasts as much as the next guy, but can we all agree that breast tisse is more than just fat?
There's nothing I hat more than a fat chick with disgusting droopy sacks of fat, boasting about her 'large chest'.
Large breasts should beautiful, shapely and round but a fat chick's breasts are just that; fat.
>>24359241
>that face
Holy shit. Have you no standards? Is this supposed to sway my preferences?
>>24359289
This guy gets it
so original
>>24359229
not that, mf
>>24359327
>skeleton lover pretending he has any standards
Do you also have a necro fetish?
>thread under attack by beta chestlet worshipers
Woah, there! Not on my watch!
>>24359365
So in other words you're full of shit? Good to know.
I the anon spamming flat chests some salty fat chick?
>>24359387
See now that's a little bit better. You need to put in effort for your own thread.
>necro fetishye.......n...........nes............
>>24355762
yeah. i know i'm not that great overall, so exactly, yeah. i just like train myself to prefer less desirable features in general and that works for me.
>>24359396
Too late friend.
>>24359515
I understand your affinity for chestlets, and I respect your tastes, but I cannot allow you to defame this beautiful thread any longer.
>>24359423
Actually no, I'm a red-blooded male with patrician taste. Although it's funny you say that. I'm 95% sure the OP of these fat tit threads is an ugly femanon angry about thin women who are prettier than her. That's the only way to explain the overwhelming autism.
Breast growth is the way god shows his love of humanity,chestlets and chestlets lovers are basically the devil.
>>24359569
Confound you blackgaurd. I am performing the lord's work yet you decry my efforts as defamation? Pistols at dawn!
Big boobs are great and all but when she hits a certain age, and they start to sag, you dun goofed.
>>24359645
>tfw devil worshiper
feels good T.B.H F.A.M (to berate humans for asinine mindsets)
>>24359682
DING DING DING DING
winner winner chicken dinner!
>>24359591
Do you really believe that fat women can't be chestlets? The amount of fat women with little to no breasts is similiar to skinny women.
>>24359682
Older women tend to be shit anyway,no matter their breast size.
>>24359652
It's funny how the only girls who can POSSIBLY look good with tiny tits are girls with very petite frames and small chests: 20, 32 or 34 inches.
while on the other hand girls with big tits can look good whether their underbust is 30 inches or 38 or 40 inches. although the latter need to have much bigger tits than the smaller underbust girls.
>>24359652
Very well! But I entreat you with my last breath, fair soldier; please desist these quarrelsome acts, or you will only show the commonwealth that our opposed camps are incapable of a peaceful coexistence.
>>24359742
Well observed friend. You are absolutely correct. I'll let you in on a little secret. Being attracted to features that are only attractive in the top1% of females is actually a subtle way of selecting those most fit for reproduction. If only the prettiest can pull it off, you never waste your time with uglies.
>>24359719
Some older women are quite fuckable but i can agree that most women tend to age terribly
>>24359777
Peace was never an option
unused string of words
Anyone who claims they wouldn't put a baby inside her is a liar or a faggot.
nice red dress
>tfw no gf material gf
look
Titcow lovers have gone silent. Must be on suicide watch.
>>24360079
Whoops. Posted the wrong one. A little too much roast. Sorry Family.
>>>24360079
They are just disgusted at you posting kids and roasties
>>24360123
>fat pig
>not disgusting
Well memed.
WEW
My bias for blondes is showing. Time to switch it up.
>not liking both
Small tits dont sag so better wife material but big tits are fun to play with. We all know ass is the best though, if they dont got a nice ass then they belong in the trash.
>tfw no poolside gf
>>24360200
I really want to disagree with you, but I can't. I'll agree that a nice ass completes the package. Saggy cow udders still a shit.
>>24360154
Very skinny women that are chestlets are just above BBW in terms of shittiness,the difference is that a BBW that becomes slim can easily become better than those skeletons that you are posting.
>tfw no pensive gf
tfw no big bouncing boobs to grab
Chestlets are bad, but asslets are even worse. No ass? No D.
>Ideal woman shown in pic.
>>24360293
Nice mental gymnastics
>muh curves
Any sort of exaggerated proportions quickly go to shit for any given woman. Slim and petite is attractive across all ages and races.
>/r9k/ is attracted to women that have voluptuous mommy like proportions
>/r9k/ literally has mommy issues
>>24360363
>tfw no disdainful gf
>>24360384
>that jaw
I like DFC but that chick is fucking ugly, looks like a man
>>24360347
Anyone who looks at that gif and says they prefer small tits is a fucking liar
>>24360409
I apologize brethren. I like my high test. Here you go.
>>24360427
absolutely disgusting tobehonestwithyoufamily
>>24360392
>men are attracted to voluptous women
>men have mommy issues
This is how you sound,chestlets are just women for men with no standards.
>>24360418
>Anyone who looks at that gif and isn't triggered is a virgin. Breasts are nice to look at and suck on, but during actual sex, they're pretty useless. Holding the tits up and squeezing them is fun for about two seconds. Your arm gets tired and distracts from the thrusting. Furthermore, while getting head, I'd rather stroke the tummy or ass.
>>24360482
That girl on the right is honestly disgusting tbqh, she has no ass and her tits are just sagging. The girl on the left has a tighter body
>>24360453
Sorry for your shit taste. I guess you have some growing up to do.
>>24360491
Here comes the chestlet lover mental gymnastics,keep rubbing those bones.
>>24360504
>muh asses
>waaah why breasts sag
Nigger detected,not even chestlets want your kind.
>>24360491
What the hell, I didn't mean to greentext all that. Lookin like a newfag over here.
>>24359569
>Calls others betas for their taste
>Posts land whales, literally bottom of the barrel of women
>>24357072
SAUCE MY GOD
>>24360482
>for men with no standards
Really?
So, If I lower my standards I can easily get a chestlet gf?
>>24360519
>growing up to do
chestlets are the only ones that got some growing up to do m8
>tfw no grassy field gf
>>24355732
>fuck them
I'm trying
>>24360596
Chestlets are everywhere so of course you don't need any particular standards to get them.
Mid size chest is masterace. Most of the appeal of big tits, the longevity and ease of compact breasts.
Perfection.
>>24360621
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
BLEW MYSELF THE FUCK OUT!
I walked right into that one. Not gonna lie, I'm having a good laugh.
>not enjoying the whole spectrum
It's like you only want to eat pizza for every meal.
>>24360641
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
They still want chad.
I'm posting this chick because her cropped photo was used as an OP image for awhile. Anons were going apeshit asking for source.
DFC is better. Deal with it
This is the face of a woman who has a flat chest. Fat pigs yelling about "muh curves" can't compare.
Why do I never see Yulia Nova posted in these threads?
And now the body.
Cow Udders pls go and stay go.
>>24360856
The plebs who start these threads are just using whatever they can quickly pull up from google search. They don't have a painstakingly curated collection of images reflecting their tastes. This is just bait to make people mad. I, OTOH, legitimately love flat chests and have a massive collection. I can do this all day.
>>24359569
Im pretty sure that this is mrsintrique, anybody have her videos?
>tfw no skelly gf to break in half like a chicken bone
me gusta rubias flaquitas
aquamarine
aquamarine naked
Wow, CDF surely infiltrated this thread pretty good. We must have invoked some kind of massive butthurt ;^)
>tfw no redhead soulless gf
>Tfw chestlet, anorexic fashion model gf
I'm a high test male.
Where did it all go wrong?!
>>24360848
That's the face of a full grown woman whose tits are outclassed by girls in grade school everyday. What a horrid existence
>>24361106
Actually, I'm a regular on /s/ who crosses boards for the hell of it. The OP caught my eye and I decided to spread the joy of DFC superiority :^)
>>24361155
>won't have huge wrinkled bags when she's older
>never develop back problems
>horrid existence
Sure thing.
>>24361142
>when did everything go so right?
Brethren, enjoy your blessings.
>>24360568
>lookin like a newfag over here
I think you just meant fag
Chestlets are absolutely pathetic. It's kinda sad tbqh
>>24361194
To each his own, but these girls lack some fat in the right places. Those bony hips are looking disgusting.
>>24361331
true story to be honest
>>24361331
Would love to nibble on those A cups tbqh. I'll bet the cow has chronic back pain.
>>24361331
>some betas would prefer the right because m-muh small breasts
And that's where all their already weak points fall apart
>mfw my dick is hard from all these references for studies and great bodies
Thank you, anon. Fucking thank you.
Say there's a girl I like, should I make her feel bad about the size of her tits?
>they never get too big
>>24361440
>some betas
Correct. And some betas will vehemently claim to only like big breasts as compensation for their inability to attract women af ANY body type. All alphas can actually get pussy, so they don't give a fuck.
>>24356829
is there a pic of her post reduction?
sounds fuckin sad
>>24361515
Not recommended for breeding, sorry lad.
>>24361440
if they left had a small ass, but right had a massive one with great thighs id pick her
but if they both had great asses id pick left
>>24361468
>references for studies
You're welcome Sir. Shitposting aside, I love all body types and I particularly like seeing them posed in different ways. I try to post positions as varied as possible.
>>24361491
She'll make you feel bad about the size of your dick, so yeah
>>24360942
Too bad you are taking the bait and bumping my thread
>>24361562
>he says while posting a whale
wew ladW E W
>>24361601
Hardly. You tapped out a while ago. I'm only posting for the sake of fellow flat-chest lovers. Get kucked.
Anya so pretty
>you will never fondle your gfs big breasts for hours
>>24355762
I don't know, I'm beta as fuck and I can't get enough of big fucking tits. There is a strong visceral reaction when I see big tits. The only thing that's close is if I'm hungry and somebody stole my food. Strong stuff. But I'm a kv.
>>24361723
Forget the breasts. I'm peeping that tongue action. GOOD LORD!
>>24361698
>I will never shack up with a landwhale whose body goes to shit at 25
Feels good. Those "curves" only stay tight for so long.
Dat thigh gap tho
>>24356692
I think I went to highschool with second from the left? Is that possible?
>>24361896
All the easier to see her roastie
>>24356330
Because he loves us deeply.
>>24361992
Well shit. You got me there.
>>24362001
>Nipps have a different color than the areola.
Holy shit this is an ayy imao breast.
textless posts are not allowed
thanks hiro
>tfw no bootyshorts gf
>tfw no aryan gf
Almost there...........
bullshit how is that not original?
>>24355792
>not being a pedo who likes big tits
>not liking glorious oppai loli
step it up m8
this has never been said
>>24361824
day as a lion, sheep
>>24355792
No shit Sherlock. Look at the women I've been posting. They are all young, nubile, and at the height of their fertility. No used up hags here.
>>24359241
INFINITE CLEAVAGE
>OMG WHY DO GIRLS HATE SMALL DICKS AND SHORT GUYS, FUCKING WHORES
>LOL FUCK OFF CHESTLET
you guys are fucking pathetic.
Prime
Teen
Pussy
Really? FFS
>>24362343
It's bait. In reality no man will ever reject you for your chest size. That's the difference between men and women.
If a man thinks you are attractive, he could give a shit about your body type.
>>24362430
>In reality no man will ever reject you for your chest size
>this is what table lovers believe
Its not even about rejection but preference,chestlets would go directly into the trash if some men had better choices avalable.
Case in point. There was a receptionist at work who has an average body and face. Literal 5/10. But, she is funny, affectionate, and down to earth. She was a breath of fresh air compared to the 9/10 queen bees who looked down on everyone. Obviously all the men recognized her as gf/wife material and went after her aggressively. The prettier girls started getting ignored and were massively assblasted. They were so butthurt, they conspired to bully her and get her fired. Fucking Bullshit.
>>24362457
Correction: If a man is horny and has no options, he could give a shit about your body type. Funny how every man is horny and has no options (except Chad who is horny and has all the options)
>>24362541
>chestlets would go directly into the trash
This is how I know you're female. Men and women approach dating differently. You're looking at it from the perspective of status. True, big breasts are more highly fetishized. As a man looking for a nubile, fertile women to bear my children, I don't give a shit about any of that.
>>24355732
>fuck them
In my dreams maybe...
>>24362622
Serious question.
If Chad has all the options, then how come he shacks up with flat-chested women? Working in the hospitality industry, I've seen more than a few 6'5 12/10 chads with wives/gf that were flat as a board. Why?
>>24362541
>table lovers
For some reason, I really like this. it has a certain ring to it.
>>24362798
They have to learn how to suck dick better to make up for their sizeable shortcomings
>>24362343
You got it wrong m8 it's like this
>Eugh men are gross shallow pigs, they only like big boobs and asses
>I only date with people that are hot, tall and handsome because I deserve no less.
image limit getting close.....
Gotta finish strong!
>>24362845
>implying fellatio skills don't trump body-type regardless
You really don't understand how men think, do you?
>tfw no boots gf.
>tfw no seductive gf
>tfw no curly-hair gf
>tfw no headache gf
>tfw no admiral gf
>tfw no athletic surfer gf
That's it kucks. I'm off to the gym.
