How can roasties even try to compete with this?
Roastie here, I do not want to compete with that, I want to bury my face so hard in in that I unbirth my face in her.
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ROASTIES BTFO
>>24354403
Whiteknights whiteknighting
>>24354423
At least we can agree on something.
>>24354403
That's not a pussy that's art.
>>24354403
What's a roastie anyway? Are we talking about traps and MtFs competing with real women?
>>24354878
There are innies (Perfect in every single way) and outies (Repulsive pieces of flesh). Roasties are outies, with meat flapping vaginas that should obviously undergo plastic surgery.
>>24354403
Roasties are more attractive to me as long as it's not something huge and dark.
Asian roasties in particular are really cute.
The pic in OP reminds me more of what testicles would look like if they were feminine/less virilized.
>>24354423
Idk how you made that sentence cute, but good job?
>>24355076
look at this fucking thirsty ass faggot ROLF
>>24354878
>on r9k
>not knowing a roastie
I would say go to Reddit but even they know roasties
>>24355076
>whiteknighting this fucking hard
>>24355076
>faggot whiteknighting hard
Pathetic, kill yourself.
>tfw no qt innie gf sitting on your face right now
JUST
>>24355076
Oh ok.
I'm more fundamentally on the roastie side than not, but it's important to strike a balance. Lips that are too thick are off-putting. But the right-sized labia, somewhere in the middle, are very cute.
Complete innies where it's just a slit are kinda boring to me.
>>24355230
>>24355076
>whiteknighting AND samefagging
Jesus, just drink that bottle of bleach already.
>>24355317
That's two different people bro. Because I see a (You) next to one and not the other.
>>24355345
>they got me! Quickly, damage control
wew, roastie, go flap that meat somwhere else
>>24355076
>Idk how you made that sentence cute, but good job?
It's probably because I punctuated with a nyoro-n expression
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>>24354403
>that obvious labiaplasty
Don't fall for the roastie's tricks bros.
>>24354403
Is that CP?
>>24355999
That's Emily Bloom.
>>24354423
gross, hambeast roasties go full lez to try and take the pressure off of themselves for being so disgusting.
>>24355986
If labiaplasty, then she recognized the shame in her roastie condition and ascended to innie status.
She did the right thing and should be applauded.
Why don't you just admit you want childlike and/or masculine features on women?
You can't seem to handle it unless it's the same as one of your onaholes. Time to admit it.
Chickenskin, hairy ballsacks, cheesy foreskins and ejaculating out of the same hole you piss from, on the other hand..
>>24356031
>thinks the standards of women are elevated
>also thinks a woman would switch to homosex for better chances
Is it awkward at family reunions because your parents were brother and sister?
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look's like a child's pussy
are guys really attracted to this??
>>24356122
>>24356186
fuck off jelly roasties
>>24356122
Unlike women who literally ejaculate piss.
>>24356186
>w-why doesn't anyone want my disgusting flaps?
lol fox and grapes you fucking loser
>>24356186
>look's like a child's pussy
That's the point.
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>>24356207
no really. if you find the op's gif attractive you should really seek some kind of help before you end up molesting a child....
>>24356186
how would you know?
bloux
>>24356122
>emily bloom
>masculine features
you are fucking retardedshe has the face & pussy of a 8 year old and the tits and hips of a 20 year old (which is the perfect combo)
stay mad
>>24356244
because i used to be 12 and i remember what my pussy looked like
>>24356228
kill yourself please
>>24356219
you too
>>24356278
she doesn't even look underage 2bh, just really feminine
>>24354403
What is a roastie exactly? I always think of a dark pussy with meat flaps, but what about a dark pussy without flaps? A light pussy with meat flaps is also roastie right?
>>24356293
>kill yourself please
Shit grandma, literally anyone who says otherwise is lying to your wrinkly old face.
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>>24356418
so you're a pedophile? really, go away you freak
>>24356293
No one wants meat flaps, roastie.
Take your cabbage vagina to a surgeon and fix this abomination, ASAP.
>>24356278
Is that the chick from that youtube art video?
>>24356429
Fuck
off
gtfo
FUCK OUTTA MY BOARD
NORMAL FAG
>>24356278
Is that chick even legal?
>>24356622
She's 21, I think.
>>24356429
I know you're mad and it's hard not having a man to keep you warm.
But your massive labia could always double as a snuggie.
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>>24356451
Its funny how pretentious this disgusting pic is, high res and shit.
>>24357005
>funny
you probably mean disgusting
>>24357005
Yep, like they're displaying one of the greatest natural wonders ever witnessed.
Fucking roasties, m8.
>>24354403
>Tfw hand fetish
>>24358614
How? I'm aware of the fetish, but what about a hand is erotic to you?
If a girl you're spooning takes your palm and rubs her belly with it, does that mean she wants you to impregnate her?
>>24358666
Maybe. I like people rubbing my belly sometimes, but then again i'm a dude what do i know
>>24356451
Is it weird that I'd actually like to see what the meatflaps feel like on my dick during fucking that thing?
>Tfw my vag looks like that
Feelsgoodman
>>24354403
This will soon become a roastie, my friend. Because porn will ruin it.
>>24358744
please provide us with proof
>>24358637
Their usefulness and versatility, the fact that you can see the veins and tendons and knuckles all at work,
The fact that people use them for everything,
Manuel labor, holding hands, massage.
There's all the symbolism too, the outstretched hand, the fist of determination,
hands are probably my favorite part of the human body.
We seem to be far, far outnumbered by the footfags though.
>>24358776
except she only does softcore. fuck off roastie
>>24358796
Well, i guess that makes sense. And yes, footfags far outnumber you, though i don't understand their fetish either. Have you always been a hand lover, or did something turn you on to it?
>>24358666
I don't know, but that's the cutest thing I've heard all day.
>>24358666
I'd kill for that to ever happen to me.
>>24358839
I've always liked hands, I've never met anyone else who had my fixation, and I like someone better if they have attractive hands, like they're worth more if their hands are nice.
And it would be one of the things on my list of things a girl must have, (nice hands, not just hands)
>>24359133
Hm, i have noticed nice hands before, but probably not to the extent you have. Still, hope you find a gf with qt hands, anon. I'm more about lips and legs myself.
>>24358666
Yes satan, pour your demon seed into her womb and force her to birth the anti-christ.
>>24359195
Thank you and the same to you but we both know 3d a shit
>>24359301
;_; yeah i know. But 2D women dont have plump lips like i like em
>>24359328
Well, i guess you've got to decide if plump dick suckin lips are worth being cheated on and wallet drained, or even alimony and divorce if you get that far.
We bear a heavy burden my friend, caught between our heart's desire and our brain telling us whats good for us.
>>24359409
I know man. Why does life gotta do this to us? The day annie may girls get lips is the day i swear off 3DPD forever. I pray for the day
>>24359494
Just use the divorced and suicidal men as an example of why you shouldn't fall into the trap of relationships, they lure you in with cuteness, boobs and ass, with promises of wild passion every night, but as soon as the ring is on the finger, they convert into bitchmode and begin the lifedrain.
You don't need 3DPD
>>24356186
Yes. Is that a problem?
>tfw one of your vagina lips are a roastie and the other is normal
>>24359627
I really dont. Maybe i should learn how to make my own 2D plump lipped women. Sounds pathetic now that i type it out, but i guess since i'm here, and cant go lower
>>24356429
>be roastie
>go on /r9k/
>thinks robots are chads
>"so you're a pedophile?"
a bomb as been dropped over the hambeast she found the easy way 4chan =/= tumblr
GTFO of our board
>>24359723
Learn to draw and you can make all the Jolie lipped animu grills you want.
Sorry mate I'd rather not fuck a child
>>24359786
Guess i now have a reason to keep going. Gotta learn to draw qts with lips
>>24359852
Do you want me to draw you one?
My camera is a potato and i don't draw that much animu but if you don't mind a quick head drawing, i'd be happy to oblige
>>24359915
What? You mean you could do that for me? Oh god yes please. I could use it to start my animu drawing journey
>>24359915
as a random anon i demand a draw!
draw of a pepe as a push
>>24359933
Sure thing m8
Gimme a second
I will deliver
>>24356527
the one with the big black bull, yes.
>>24359954
Gonna bump for qt 2D lips. Will wait patiently
>>24360137
Hang on just a second longer, I don't want the pic to be sideways
>>24355076
The token roastie shill appears
>>24359915
mind drawing me a cactus?
>>24360137
There you are mang, I hope you enjoy, i've got to run now, but keep an eye out for me and I'll draw more lips for you (maybe I'll namefag as "handfag")
and good luck on your new crusade.
See ya later m80
get off my board you filthy drag lipped harlots.
>>24360216
Sure, I've gotta run tho now
>>24359133
Wow, someone the same as me. I can change my opinion of someone just because of their hands, like if people have horrible bitten nails or something I will instantly take a dislike to them. I wouldn't date a girl (lol like I have a chance anyway) if I didn't like her hands, it can get that bad. I have probably made my hand thing sound a lot creepier than it actually is, but yet, I a persons hands is one of the first things I notice about them
>>24360348
thanks handanon
>>24360217
Thanks, man, fookin saved. Gonna try to draw stuff more like this, so i can quit disgusting 3D. God speed, handanon
Dark genitals are one of the things that turn me off from non-white women, and that includes asians.
I realize that there are rare exceptions for whites to have dark and dark people to have lighter genitals, but it's pretty rare
>>24355049
I had a girlfriend with an innie
a little baby innie
and it was perfect
perfect in every way
>>24361697
good one, witnessed
Don't forget how nasty period blood is. From experience with females it fucking stinks, blood and guey chunks all over. That 'hurh durh natural, gotta female, muh period', its gross, why can't they understand that is mind blowing.
>>24358637
Heaps of women have things for men's hands and arms, specifically forearms
It's weird, but kind of understandable I guess. It's like their version of a foot fetish.
>>24354403
That's barely a vagina, just looks like someone cut a slit in her with a knife.
>>24354403
being themselves, im a khv neet poor in a shitty country gringo wannabe so im at the bottom of this mad mad society
>>24362489
Well then, i guess i have an angle to play then. I have rather large, veiny hands for a manlet. Also the palms are really smooth, used to have girls rub them a lot in high school
>>24362106
What do you expect women to do, make it stop? You sound 12 when you complain about unstoppable bodily functions being gross. Unless a chick walks up to you and rubs her bloody cooch all over you without permission, stop complaining.
>>24362106
hah i'm having mine this week. sorry there's no "chunks" like fish chump or something coming out of there. it's only smelly if the girl doesn't have hygiene. you need to be more educated m8
Roastie pussy is the best to suck on. Innies are boring but acceptable in a pinch.
How To Successfully Bait A Robot: The Thread
Beef flaps are disgusting no matter how youslice it.It's not attractive, you're not a strong wymins for trying to defend it, you're in denial. Especially if you're fat, which--assuming all fembots aren't trolls--you are if you're a wymin on /r9k/.
Kill /b8k/, bring back the real /r9k/. Fuck off with the feels and post OC.
>>24362846
ORIGINALLY A.M.E.N.
>>24354403
Lasers.
>>24358737
tape 2 pieces of sandpaper to your cats ass and you can simulate it.
>>24363065
kek'd my brother
>>24362846
hmmmm
sksisjdkamskdjs
>>24354877
I'd feel almost bad about fucking that beautiful pussy.
>>24356451
Excuse me while I vomit.
>>24363109
post the fucking replies
>ideal vagina looks like a preteen's
>ideal breasts are small/flat
so everyone on this site is a pedo or what?
>>24365500
wow dude, i think that's a really intolerant opinion and you need to really fix your views on peoples sexuality
>>24365500
no one on /r9k/ could handle a REAL woman
>>24354403
someone pls tell me how i can get such a perfectly smooth vagine like this
then someone pls volunteer to come massage me like this
>>24354878
Boipucci>innies>>>>>>>>>roasties
>>24365866
>mfw bigfoot's nudes get revealed
>>24365500
Do you even know what site you're on?
>>24366001
idk how to make it look like that but i volunteer for the massage
>>24360230
>my board
I POST WHEREVER I WANT FAGGOT! YOU'RE JUST A BITTER VIRGIN WHO COULD NEVER GET A GF! EVEN IF YOU GOT A GF SHE'D CU.CK YOU WITH A BIG DICKED CHAD WHO ISN'T A BITTER LOSER WHILE YOU CURLED UP AND CRIED AT THE FOOT OF THE BED!
>tfw gf has innie but is also fat
Can fatties even have roasties?
>>24363109
POST REPLIES
>tfw supposedly heterosexual men are disgusted by the sight of genital skin , all while sticking their own genital skin deep into a cavity that's lined with skin that's way moistier and weirder-looking than the one that they are disgusted by. And the alternative is sticking it into a hole that's literally full of shit.
I wish asexuals would come out of the closet already.
>>24368330
You've easily been outdone in this thread, m8. You're better off trying an approach that hasn't already been taken.
>>24354403
Implying this woman is not a slutbucket.
You virgins will never know that not not every slut has a roast beef pussy. Actually most DONT.
Hopefully you read this and rostie meme will die
>>24368789
Roastie, if you stretch your flaps far enough do you think you could fly?
>>24368806
I'm a real nigga you dumb fuck. And im just letting you know i have fucked lots of nasty hoes. That I know for fact they fucked at least 10 guys.
They didnt have a rostie pussy. BECAUSE most woman dont have that its genetics you dumbfuck.
Riddle me this of a girl fucks her bf 5 times a day everyday for five years. And her bf dies she has a rostie now. Is she a slut she has only been with one guy yet her pussy looks that way?
Nigga how many hoes have yall even fucked lol
>>24368866
oh shit guys what if this isn't bait?
Bump for roastie ridicule.
If you'd ever actually had sex before, you might know thatwell-kemptroast beef is as fun to play with as it is to eat.
>>24368866
>Can't even spell roastie
Yep you're a real nigger alright
>>24366001
Labiaplasty.
Naturally-occurring "innie" vaginas are exceedingly rare. All women are roasties
>>24369201
So, you are saying that robots reject women's normal anatomy... how is that different from mudslimes who expect their women to slice their genitals?
inb4 muh circumcision
>>24356278
>bulldog nose
>beady hooded eyes
yeah 100% feminine
>>24368996
Oh, shining white knight. In gratitude to your services all roasties shall now worship you.
>>24369281
Have you ever seen a bulldog, anon?
>>24368866
dude, just go with it.
say it with me:
we toastin' some roasties
>>24369201
There's no way they're rare. Changing in gym class in HS all of us had innies. I think you've got it backwards.
>>24356451
I want to eat it.
Not like eat it out.
I mean put that roast beef in between buns with some chipotle southwest and pepper jack cheese, and take a bite out of crime, cause it's a crime for some vag to look like roast beef, and a crime to stick your dick in a delicious roast beef sandwich.
>>24369368
who the fuck gets completely naked in hs gym?
like, nobody showered, everyone kept briefs on, and kids threw locks at eachother for fun.
shit sucked dick, but not literally, what the fuck.
>>24356293
well congratulations, you had sex either too early or too much and now you have meat flaps.
>le slut-roastie meme
>not knowing that size of labia minora is genetic
jesus christ this is an echo chamber of unadulterated stupidity
>>24369745
no, that's tumblr. 4chan is an echo chamber of trolling.
we know this.
now, roasties are grossties.
>>24369745
>roasties trying to perpetuate this lie
you're a slut, get over it
>>24370295
You are right. I am a slut. I'm not counting, but I'm past the 20 partner mark. And I have an innie and even a remaining, complacent hymen, none of which have been surgically enhanced. I still haven't decided yet which lie I'm gonna sell my future husband... do I say that I've had like 2 previous partners, dividing the actual number by 10, or can I go big and convince him that I'm a virgin? All I know is that I'm more able to kek an ignoramus than a virgin who happens to have bigger labia than mine. Oh well, whatever. Guess that stupid people who can't be bothered to learn basic anatomy deserve to be taken advantage of.
>>24370566
"Boypussy" doesn't count :^)
>>24358796
Are you really outnumbered? The fetish seems way to normal that I didn't really consider it.
>>24355076
>Roasties are more attractive to me as long as it's not something huge and dark.
>Asian roasties in particular are really cute.
Asians are way more likely to be dark
>>24370566
Why are you on /r9k/ if you are a girl that gets fucked constantly? What reason do you have to be here?
>>24370566
>Guess that stupid people who can't be bothered to learn basic anatomy deserve to be taken advantage of.
Its true, men ride of the back of the better men and think they're smart about everything. But reality is, they're not and they're easily manipulated by women.
