We need you on omegle NOW.
'no'
rhfghfgxhfghrstjsjsjrz
its giving me captchas since yesterday.
that sounds like more social interaction than I would want to expose myself to
nobody is on
go to bed frodo
The arab dude with the purple shirt can go fuck himself.
bosnia girl is on shes a thug
Post raccoon hat man ass!
I'll post feet
anyone got the omegle tier chart to upload?
>>24354351
Disgusting feet
>>24354460
this one?
>original comment
>>24353546
Omegle is kinda fun
>>24354486
fuck every single chad, especially dude 3rd from left
>>24354486
is king disconnect turkish?
daily reminder:
text is for pleasant conversations among like-minded individuals
video is for the braying of autistic niggers
choose accordingly
>on omegle all day every day
>skipped by literally everyone in the omegle charts
>when they don't skip, they're boring and rude and hold no weight in the conversation, just trying to emphasize their coolness with cold behavior
>meet some people who don't skip on sight and are nice with the same tags as me, interesting lives and ideas
>join Skype groups, add them on steam, etc
>never on any charts or pictures
You guys can have omegle. I'm sorry your egos are so hungry you literally can't stop ignoring people to find the "popular kids" on a Botswanan typesetting forum. I've already traded books, websites, etc and had hours long conversations with the neat people I've met. Enjoy mediocrity and the eternal search for validation.
I feel physically ill when I think that these people are behaving sincerely. It's normies at their finest.
>>24354704
they're both for fags desu
>>24354756
Which one are you? I don't think i skip anyone
uzz why dont you love me
>>24354756
I-its not my fault I can't hold a conversation for more than a minute :^(
>>24354756
I hardly ever skip anyone, only people I skip are the cunts who are here just for validation. Probably why I'm cancer tier according to whoever made that chart
>>24354665
No, he's Venezuelanhe creeps me out desu
is anyone even on?
>>24354756
Lol fuck off, I know there are countless people who dont skip anyone. I mean most people who dont skip are cancer tier as far as I can tell though. And you expect robots to be able to hold a normal conversation? Are you retarded? Get out of here normie.
>>24356114
>I know of countless people
>shows no proof
>defends normies
What a bore.
>>24356152
Its just clear you haven't talked to anyone on omegle. You probs are just some fag who is just too insecure to even blackbox so you just attack the robots who actually like meeting people like them.
we're here with a non-pol
>>24354486
that's the wrong chart retard heres the real and revised one.
>>24357722
I don't see any chicken mcwraps nigga
>>24354486
dangies has the same plates as me wow
>>24357762
respond to the fully revised one or don't respond at all you piece of shit do you just blatantly ignore the fucking chart I posted faggot?
>>24354756
>had hours long conversations with the NEET people I've met
suck it faggot
>>24354486
not on the chart. feels conflicted
>>24358453
stop responding to that chart and respond to the revised version you autistic retard.
>>24357722
This is very autistic.
>>24358531
>implying this is more autistic than the first chart.
wew lad don't be so butthurt because I didn't add you in it I'll add you in the next revision : ^ )
>>24358605
ur Mom is Autsistic.
>tfw cody stops replying
>>24353903
I must play Resonance of Fate
>>24359223
>iktf desu
>why
>>24354486
Currynigger brotier as fuck
>>24359715
He made a trap cut itself over omegle
>>24354665
Hes Australian you autismos
>>24359809
do you remember me, little indian boy?
i wish to chit chat but i dun like video and text is all trolls, what do ?
>>24359715
Ayy where's the screenshot of that 15 y/o girl
>>24360295
I know that feel. That's why I wear a ski mask. Just cover your face and people won't skip you.
you fucking assholes keep disconnecting
>tfw I'm too scared of having a conversation with a stranger to even start chatting
>even if I did, I would probably disconnect right away
>>24354486
Wait ... is he "King Disconnect" because he disconnects on people or because everyone disconnects on him.
...because I always disconnect on him as a matter of course. I don't even know why desu. I just made that decision once and then stuck with it.
Why do you people keep replying to that nigger tripcode? His replies are just embarrassing at best.
It's like you all intentionally want to be rused. Filter him and move on.
im here niglets
black chad is a broke ass nigga who wears knockoff polo and lives in an apartment
>>24359487
i don't know, she's been working but i know she has had wifi since she has stopped talking to me
this guy didnt even say a word
insert unoriginal text comment
>>24363018
That was when you get yourself, you retard
The first guy I ran into snorted coke
>>24362931
She has a bf
No one will ever need me.
>>24363208
He's a degenerate from Detoilet
>>24363245
But he can juggle like a mofo
>>24362198
he disconnects everyone
you might as well disconnect before he does it first
>>24363220
but who ;-;
is it someone she met irl?
>>24363503
Ofc. Just fap to her feet and ass photos. Like the rest of us do
>>24357722
Oh wow look at the time, it's kill yourself o'clock
I wouldn't mind if you cammed up desu senpai (to be honest). We could talk about the stuff tacos and spaghetti have in common and shit.
hahahah roastie got extremely toastie
>tfw no gf to hold hands with
http://logs.omegle.com/48f7e09
reposting >>24363639 after orbiter got it deleted
>>ass photos
>>where dis
>>I guess feet too
>>24363197
thats not even my full list senpai
>try to chat with robots
>internet so shit it keeps disconnecting me
>they might thing I'm hanging up on them
I'm sorry senpai
>>24364451
This has happened to me three times tonight, just gonna give up and try another night
>>24364451
at least you aren't like me. For some reason only about 3 people have ever seen me on omegle, and I've only seen those 3 people, everyone else is a blackbox.
>>24364679
get in here bots
>tfw you don't write english well (at least for chatting)
>so you can't post on /r9k but only leach and you start to feeling very alone
>and of course you can't try to chat on omegle with this english
what's wrong with my learning skills
>tfw skipped by literally everyone
s-sorry im not a femanon guys
ok this is actually too much im going back to
>be my gf
To Captain Anon, you're a cool guy, and I hope everything works out for you.
are normies welcome
>>24365210
thanks senpai, have a good one in class.
>>24363071
are these robots? I wish I had a robot gf to kiss.
>>24364860
where are you from?
we can usually talk about that
yo i feel 100% facet wbu you guise.
>>24363612
where do i find these pictures you are talking about?
>>24363071
shit nigga, I didn't know raccoon hat ma had a bf
>>24364001
ROASTIES CONFIRMED FOR BTFO
>>24353546
bump cause last nights thread was bumpin and I too was visited by the strange disconnect man
>>24354486
aahahah I just got chad and he was such a smug douchelord
>>24366850
can't handle the bants
god fucking dammit, everytime i get a fem we talk i say something retarded and then they give me pic related and leave.
we were being cute about horse fucking(ppl are weird) and then i say
>well ya, i could see the benefits
I COULD SEE THE BENEFITS
What am i buying a water cooler?
>>24367863
I COULD SEE THE BENEFITS
i still cant get over it.... who says that?
EVERYTIME i get on, we have 5 min convo, get obv to whip my dick out. They dont respond or esc. talk as if nothing happens. Giggling, me laughing, biting lips from her, other BS. then while we are talking and bsing I say shit like that
>>24367957
atleast you get a fem everyone in a while
I just get auto disconnects and mega autists from time to time
>>24354486
"king chad" was actually really chill
>>24354486
aren't "king chad" and the guy laying on the pillow the same person?
>>24367957
how do you show dick to girls without them disconnecting?
>>24368930
have a big one
>>24368930
>>24369025 is only half correct, you need a cute face first so they will like you
he said I looked like him when he was younger, this is why I'm not trapping for u faggots.
>>24365738
Also stop same fagging pictures of me smugman, obessed fuck
Omegle holds a true beauty, you just have to look closely
>>24370128
what a guy desu
>>24370128
>you both like bpd
kek
>>24370051
you are the worst person
>>24370568
I probably never even talked to you, but eh it depends on what day you got me
>>24358605
You do realize no one likes you here right? No one cares what you have to say Micheal just go play roblox. You are cancer, kiki is a jailbait, and you are no Chad.
>ib4 lel you're just jealous autismo XD.
THICK MEATY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
me and senpai here
>>24371011
>reading tripcodes or names
Why?
>>24354486
The one smiling on the bottom row of 'slut tier' actually looks hot, got any more pics? I doubt she is a robot in any way though.
Man bun bro come back
Sorry to the Australia bro I was just talking to. I got scared and left the chat. I'm a fucking failure desu.
this is just of the many examples of my random behaviour tee hee XD
>>24372077
its all good pham
>>24372079
Didn't even catch that, fucking camera lag
>>24372120
thanks. hope the heat isn't too bad the rest of the summer.
>>24372244
ill survive, i always do
Yo man I wasn't done showing you my emoji game
>>24372399
Dude it was on point okay. I got really intimidated by it desu.
God help us all.
>>24370051
did you show him ur boypuss
>>24373432
Nah he isn't a young qt3.14
>tfw spend all night on omegle smoking weed and drinking after work in the office because i have no real friends and robots dont even give me a chance because grill
>>24357722
why do you have such an irrational hatred of Kendrick Lamar HUH
>>24373854
Lies, faggot.
>>24374166
no part of that is lies. I either get GTFO STACEY or beta orbiters. I just want a decent fucking conversation.
>>24363612
howd u get the photos?
what else u know about her bf?
Pretty sure the only reason for these threads is to put you dumb faggots into cringe compilations
>>24375119
They were posted on here awhile back. I don't know anything about boyfriend
>>24376258
bmp get in here faggots
Here's one of codys foot pictures
>>24370051
AYYYY, I'll continue to post pictures of you until you add me on Steam and Skype t.b.h. f.a.m. (you are my bf y'know)
-t. smug man chad
>girl
>connect with another girl
>she immediately skips me
I see how it is family
>>24379441
tfw no qt skelly bf
obligatory text post.
f a m omegle
omegely omegley
Why did you leave I didn't do anything wrong
>>24379667
Same fagging, you're as cancerous as the autistic kid you're trying to fuck
>>24380547
you're a boring nigger
don't just mope about how sad your life is and expect the other person to carry the entire conversation
you faggot ass niggas blackboxing, fuck outta here
COME HERE FAGGOTS WOOWOWOWOOWOWOWO
>>24380661
Thanks f.a.m. it's an abstract kind of disgust t.b.h.
>>24379667
Drink bleach fgt
>>24382336
I'd rather jump in front of a train or off of a building, to be honest family
>>24382371
helium is the best way to go, why do you have to make things difficult for people who haven't done anything to you
get in here fagots
>>24382371
>>24382433
I won't do it because of that smugfag is just spamming his own comments being a Micheal level autist trying to impersonate me
>>24382433
I was just kidding you autist, I've got better things to do. Like try to fuck this autistic qt.
I'll see you on omegle tomorrow or something, or maybe I won't, I might just be fuck some stacy at a frat party.
>>24382455
just get a tripfag if you're afraid an anonymous smug chad is impersonating you.
cu-ck to be honest
>>24379667
Im Skelly, not that faggot
>>24382522
literally whom?
>>24380415
you look like your onee-chan, nigga
>>24382537
This absolute madman pictured below
>>24382522
post skelly pics
>>24382592
Only one man uses that naming scheme.
Weird Al, we meet again
>>24382598
I got fullnudes of him, you losers will never see this cute bod
>>24382808
Come on senpai, I'll wire you money for them
>>24382808
is skelly the faggot who got capped while kissing some other dude yesterday or something?
>>24382856
Not getting rid of rares , just pay him for them or become a cute girl
>>24382866
If you mean the ugly autist with scraggly hair, then yes
>>24382931
But he doesn't want a platonic steak dinner, or MGSV, what else is there to give?
>>24383020
fuck you smugman
>>24383020
smug you nasty man
>>24383679
SMUG-
>>24383679
-CEPTION
>>24383735
>>24383754
nasty nigga
>>24380415
are you male? you have very masculine features
also super cringy... posing and staring into the camera and taking a screenshot for the sole purpose of posting yourself.
>>24383735
>>24383754
Whatup Michael Jackson?
-tastefuljokes.com2015
ariel bl0x
>>24363612
>ass photos
sauce?
>>24383862
>>24383887
SmugManChad and Jacob are ruining these threads, god fucking damn.
>>24383935
I think i know her holy fuck lmao
>>24384371
Jacob's aight, Smuggie is just a creep.
>>24384544
The chart says otherwise, senpai, I'm currently in Bro-tier; Jacob's just Cancer.
Also, which faggot are you, so that I can insult you on Omegle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLlBW_lhck
fuck eggman he's a faggot and anyone who supports him can eat a sack of baby dicks : ^ )
who else here /skipallfemanons/?
feels good not to be a white knight cunt
can we start a hate erica group?
>>24385269
same here pham.
>>24384877
earring.
>>24385270
He has 0 piercings.
>>24385269
>tfw the femanons practically beg me not to skip them feels good man feels good
>>24385269
why would you skip females?
>>24385806
Because he can't get any ass obviously so he's like "fuck it"
>>24385269
who else here /skipallmaleanons/?
feels good not to be gay
who here /laughsatbetafuckboys/ and then skips them? feels good not to be beta
>>24354637
>>>24357722
Why fuck me!?!??!
>>24385836
>>24385806
thirsty beta orbiters
>>24386009
you got the wrong chart look at the revision you aren't a chad
>>24386094
when's the new one bchad.
>>24386165
When I find new images and new people to add in it lmao so soon I guess.
>>24385270
why? I'd rather start an Erica love group
is she on right now?
>>24386094
you listed Robot Downey Jr. twice, once when he shaved and once when he didn't
>>24384414
shes from chicago
>>24386614
also known as shitler fyi
>>24386604
I know the one where he shaved is when he became a superautist.
Guys I have the fully fully revised chart which has a mcchicken (inside joke) and my fucking girlfriend <3 When you see her say you and blackchad look so good together aww <3
>>24387734
>your gf
>>24387850
senpai who df is that? lmao and yes the girl in the photo is my gf faggot not my fault you're getting keked.
>>24387734
>Keeping me in the superautist tier.
FUCC U NIGGA WE EVEN ORCHESTRATED AN INVASION ON THAT "FEMANON" SKYPE CHAT.
>>24387133
he's always a superautist, though
>>24388015
son I don't even know who you are senpai.
>>24388021
Yeah but before he'd at least read your comment before skipping you now this nigga autoskips if he even sees you breathing.
>>24388101
YOOOOO this bitch is dirty as fuck senpai she has dirty ass clothes not cleaned up I'm done senpai I'm doneee if she doesn't clean up her room that means she doesn't clean up her pussy either = fishy ass pussy ew
>>24380415
10/10 to be quite honest with you senpai
>>24388539
Yeah cause you're a faggot who can't get anything else so of course your like "10/10 CAN I ORBET U!!1" Also look at my cute ass gf <3
>>24388623
that's rude senpai.
>>24388671
Well do you want me to be honest or tell you the fake truth that'll hurt you more in the long run? Yeahhh exactly.
>>24388781
nothing you could say could ever hurt be chad sama
>>24388798
Yeah but the person you were trying to orbit could hurt you kek also rate my new gf?
>>24388845
I-i'm not orbiting anyone fampai
7/10
>>24388845
Also look at this beaver teeth bitch attempting to laugh at me but has a fishy pussy, has beaver teeth, and doesn't clean up lmaoooo
>>24388887
Well nevermind then it just seemed like it my apologizes senpai see I can be reasonable king : ^ ) also thx senpai <3
>>24388890
why are you so obsessed with me
>>24388944
Lol looks like you got shit on. Clean your room.
>>24388944
The whole time, I was viewing r9k I just sent those messages to get under your skin also >grace your presence If anything I'm gracing you with my presence bitch because I'm the king and who are you? some random thotty on my dick LMAOOO I laughed hard as fuck when you said >grace my presence yeah, okay foh retard.
>>24388968
see this guy gets it lmaoo
>>24388968
lol shit on
>>24389008
Yes she got shit on and now she smells like shit fish and has beaver teeth. she needs to stop eating the wood senpai and go to a dentist. Oh and take a shower lmaooo
>>24388944
it's pretty sad that the only attention you can get is from a bunch of pathetic dweebs on /r9k/.. you fucking reek of a superiority complex
>>24389006
yea all over your dick
>>24389027
on here all day desu
>>24389027
someone must have gotten insta dc'd
>>24389051
You are obviously on my dick if your gonna sit their and stay connected with me for 10 fucking minutes, as I insult you and shit.
>>24389027
Yeah I get attention from irl bitches too but I don't want HIV so I stick to r9k bitches until tinder. kek
>>24389086
You're on here all day too retard lmao
>>24389127
cool $3 magicuts haircut
>>24389108
Yeah he probably did by some femanons now he mad as fuck because I don't and I get them all on my dick keeeek He's probably like, "HOW DOES THAT FAT NIGGER STEAL MUH WHITE WYMENZ!!1" : ^ )
Also on an unrelated note https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLlBW_lhck Fuck eggman and I'm gonna make 3+ more videos tommorow
>>24389149
This haircut cost $20 and a ton of people have said it looks nice on me now I'll admit baltimore barbers usually suck ass compared to DC ones but this haircut is better than most so stop being a faggot beta hater thx.
>>24389168
yea you look great big fat black * chad *
>>24389168
eggman has a job retard, he's waiting to get paid, at least be accurate
>>24389203
Yes I'm black and fat and I'm still keking you sucks to be you
>>24389227
Yes but he's still begging for money even though he has a job? THATS EVEN FUCKING WORSE LMAO THANKS FOR PROVING MY POINT DUMBASS.
Guys look me and my gf on a fucking date finally!!!!!
>>24389340
your face in this pic is so good
>>24389389
I know it's the face I do when I'm about to give a bitch the dick son. Take notes son.
once again no Baltimore bun bro
>>24389733
Wtf are you even saying? >baltimore bun what the fuck is that?
>>24389758
Fuck off where is bun buddy
>>24389865
I don't know what the fuck that is but the faggot that you guys claimed as the king of chad is a gross retard proving my chart is the most accurate
I can only talk to blackboxes. Blackboxes are chill as fuck. Blackboxes, I love all of you, except for that belarusian guy.
>>24389913
Yeah, blackboxes suck ass all they do is talk shit to me but have no microphone and camera so I usually laugh at them to death until they dc
>>24389897
that guy looks like a chad but hes actually pretty chill
>>24389970
Nah hes a pretty big dick imo
>>24389970
Yeah he isn't a chad retard if he digs up his nose he's a dirty ass redneck who looks like he has down syndrome and looks like sabertooth from the x-men in the face lmaooo
>>24390026
See this guy gets it lmao
>>24389897
fuk sake norway senpais cute even when pickin his nose
>>24390096
No he isn't he's a fucking autistic beta orbiter. This nigga orbits me everytime he sees me by saying some *insert witty comment here* and then dc's lmao like most so called chads when I put them in their place. They are afraid of my power so they sneakdiss kek
>>24390115
>being this jealous of norway senpai
topkek
>>24390096
tfw he's actually from canada, top c.uck
all canadians are c.ucks to be honest my family
>>24387734
still not in your fucking chart. not knowing why I care.
anon has reflective glasses
crinzais jewess
anon shows off his eyebrow skills
anon is having a lazy day
what tags are my robots using?
>terrified of being seen by normie trash
>>24390176
Yes I'm totally jealous of a autistic retard who eats his own boogers LMAO
>>24390332
Nigga I don't even know who you are so I can't put you in the chart
>>24390350
SJW glasses that are for faggots.
>>24390374
jewnosed thot whos on my cawk
>>24390420
smugmanchad is seducing you with his fucking eyebrows lmao
>>24390428
He's bored because you're just capping people lmao you're trying to be like me
>>24390434
4chan r9 r9komegle omegler9k robot9000 robot9001 /mu/ (I only use it to see kiki to fuck with her kek)
>>24390434
I've mostly given up on the r9k tag, only use it a few times a week now.
I know how it may appear but there are some cool people onkill son or nuke Boston, and the tag is surprisingly busy too so you won't have any trouble finding someone
>>24353546
are there black people in there?
>>24390603
hey guys there's a fallout 4 spoiler in this guys image so dont sperg out you have been warned
super qt anon skips me instantly, still got though
>>24390555
>jewnosed thot whos on my cawk
dcd you before i got the chance to get ur face in though
>>24390804
everybody on the whole tag skipped me so i just jumped into talking to randomers, having a great conversation with someone who probably has no idea what 4chan is
>>24390713
fuck you t-b-h normie
smugman is just a weak fag hiding behind a fake persona, don't be fooled
GUYS ITS OFFICIAL IM BACK TOGETHER WITH KIKI
Stranger: im to drunk for yhtis i thought u wsere cool yo
You: !!!1
Stranger: : 9
You: ye
You: until
You: you talked shit
You: senpai
You: to your best friend
You: lmao
You: about me
You: nothing goes past me
You: lmao
Stranger: shesr not my bff
You: oh
You: well
You: sorry then
Stranger: ily
You: ily
You: <3
You: I've been on edge lately
You: don't take it to heart babe <3
You: i still luv you
You: obv
You: <3
Stranger: kiss
>>24390809
LMAO DID YOU THINK I WAS SERIOUS? If I wanted your skype I woulda had it bitch foh you can't get fame
>>24390878
nigga don't talk shit about smugman you fucking faggot ass nigga
