>you put in long hard hours at work
>I put my long hard cock in your gf
>explaining to a girl why you still live at your parents
I'm cringing just thinking about it.
I don't have a gf, scrub.
>He works for Chad
>Chad pays my NEETbux
that doesn't even rhyme you cock fuck little bitch ass bitch
>>24353215
Because you never talked to a woman senpai.
>>24353272
>implying you don't get instantly kek'd when you explain you can't get a job and need welfare/parents to not be homeless
>>24353300
Moving the goal post now?
First it was explaining that you live with your parents, now it's your parents and jobless?
What's next you can't get a gf if you are dead?
> you plow the dirt
> he makes her squirt
>you complain to your boss about late night shifts
>your gf texts me late night to make her bed shift
> you're traveling to a sales conference
> she's fucking your male friends
>>24353215
>doesn't realize bitches will overlook it as long as youre an alpha chad
>>24353419
Are you implying the guy getting autismbux is an alpha Chad?
>>24353316
Wait, I thought that whole point of the wagekek/neetkek argument is that one has a job and the other doesn't... Isn't it?
>>24353419
Chad is the opposite of welfare, anon.
>>24353317
The fuck is this? It's not supposed to rhyme anon you missed the goddamm joke here
>>24353458
>>24353472
I just wanted to troll mate