>tfw shit name
whats your name OP
same OP
my name is literally bruno
please kill me
>>24351645
Do you lift?
If you have a shit name, it's time to pick up pic related and head to your DMV.
>>24351584
Posted before but I'm Jeep 1/10 shitty ass name m8s
>>24351754
when you gonna change it?
>>24351645
i like that name im a girl btw
>>24351671
i do not.
i'm thin as shit.
>>24352064
thank u friend
please be in milan
>>24351754beep beep
my name is fee shit cal
Oskar here, you jelly?
who jew name here?
>>24353448
>tfw moisch
>tfw clint
>not sure how to feel
>>24353484
shelom
>>24354078
>not having a bible name
DMV
>tfw michael
Its fucking boring and I don't like how it rolls off the tongue. Not only that but everyone just calls you "mike" which makes me feel like a kid still.
>Irish name
>actually english
>people always ask if I am irish have to say no
t-thanks mom!
>tfw Woody
Ivo
>>24351584
Tony.5'8" chubby manlet with a nice face.
Graham
rate my name 10/10
>>24351584
>tfw male
>tfw female name
>>24354317
Are you a blonde haired lanklet.
>tfw unique name but i hate it
who /khatuna/ here beside me;-;
>>24354344
Khatuna Matata?
>>24354330
Brown u were close
>>24354443
no
but the kh in my name doesn't even make that sound, it makes a flemish sound in the back of your throat
>No one can pronounce or spell my name right
>Corrected them plenty of times too
Why can't I just have a normal name
>>24354325
fuck you progressive parents in the ass
>tfw Oliver
>>24351645
>>24351754
>>24353391
>>24353484
>>24354180
>>24354236
>>24354325
>>24354344
Go to the fucking DMV right now holy shit
>>24353448
>tfwjeronthe jew name is actually Jaron and mine is a misspelling
>>24352499
Go to /fit/. Read the sticky. NOW!
Roll for your new name
List of bible names:
Abel
Abraham
Adam
Andrew
Asher
Barak
Barnabas
Bartholomew
Benjamin
Dan
Elijah
Elon
Ephraim
Ezekiel
Gabriel
Gad
Gideon
Hillel
Hiram
Immanuel
Isaac
Ishmael
Israel
Jabin
Jacob
James
Jared
Jesse
Jesus
Jethro
Joel
John
Jokim
Joseph
Joshua
Josiah
Judah
Levi
Lucas
Luke
Mark
Matthew
Meshach
Micah
Moses
Noah
Paul
Peter
Philip
Reuben
Rufus
Samson
Saul
Seth
Silas
Simon
Solomon
Stephen
Thaddeus
Thomas
Timothy
Zacharias
>>24356461
checkkkem pls
If your name isnt aramaic in origin you are literal trash
Who /frank/ here?
u.pomf.io/glvpak.webm
>tfw irish as fuck name
>tfw irish as fuck
>>24351584
>tfw my name is Chandler like from friends
>go to coffeeshop
>what is your name sir?
>Chandler
>January?
>no, Chandler. C-h-a-n-d-l-e-r.
>okay, sir.
>get my coffee
>cup says Chendler
I think I'll just start saying Chad. There are no good nicknames for me.
>>24351584
Imagine being named Oliver
AHAHAHAHKILLMEHAHAHAHAA
My name is Taylor.
Normies love asking me if I'm Taylor Swift.
>>24356732
>Ill just start saying Chad
>start saying Chad
>saying Chad
>CHAD
>tfw Matt
>>24351584
>tfw hick name
>>24356848
Y so mad about Chad? Did someone named Chad hurt you or something?
>>24356916
cleetus? bubba?
>Kipras
I guess its a slavic version of Cyprus.I actually like it
>>24356941
just gtfo normie
>>24354134
Michael here, love my name. Not sure why I do but I enjoy it. I like when females and close friends call me Mike but I prefer Michael by a wide margin.
>>24357185
Heyyy Mikey-boy, whatcha up to?
Oliwer
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>what's your name?
>oliver with a w
>wut?
>o l i doubleyou e r
>wut?
>OW EL EI DUBULUU ER
>still puts down Oliver
Just call me Ollie
>>24357220
Not much buddddy! Hope it's going well with yourself!
>tfw Matt
I hate having a dirty kike name. Way to be keks, all of Europe. I should be named Johan or Erik or even Mason. Fuck biblical names.
>Christopher
just fucking kill me already
fucking hate my name
>tfw Brodie
just fucking end me
>>24357232
it's like your parents misspelled your name or something, just get it changed.
>>24357185
Prefering the two syllable version of your name is gay af bruh
>>24357275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
:)
>>24356732
I live in Chandler, Az. You would have no trouble here.
>name is Karen
its alright.
>>24357263
Where's the problem? Just call yourself Chris
>>24354325
Ashley and Stacey are both actually male names. Chicks stole them in the 60s.
>tfw name is "joe"
beta as fuck
my name is literally chad
>>24357378
>Joe
>beta
Pick one
>tfw Tyler
My parents couldn't get anymore generic. It seems like every fucking kid born between 1994-1998 had that name.
>>24357389
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
At least it's not Skyler. That's the dumbest male millennial name there is.
give it 10 years and this board will be full of jayden/aiden/hayden/kayden variants
>>24357471
My nephew's name is Jayden. My other one is Evan. Both are bad names. Just call him Jay, what the fuck is wrong with you? Jay is a cool guy, Jayden is a pussy.
>>24357471
All of my friends had children and named all their daughters Bella, Ella, or some variant of this.
>>24357284
But there's no cool male names ;-;
Nikolas
Kill me already
>>24357504
>not naming your child Hella
>>24357504
Holy fuck, Jayden's sister is named Bella. Jesus christ...
>>24357294
Oh well. I'd post a girly anime reaction but I'm on my phone
>>24357524
Holla
>tfw Aron
I keep track of everytime someone spells it as a different variant.
>>24357504
>>24357502
its absolutely disgusting when parents (no doubt its the mothers) give these poor kids trashy meme names
>>24357562
The correct way is Aaron.
>mfw Lewis
Destined to be a kek
>>24357574
Someone in my family named her two sons Jackson and Grayson. Fucking stupid.
>>24357605
Jackson is okay because he can just call himself Jack, obviously Jack would have been better.
>>24357605
Did you let her know that Jackson is a last name and Jack is a first one? Or that Grey sounds much cooler than Grayson, also a last name? Or the fact that the son suffix is because they would be "son of x".
Women shouldn't be allowed to name children.
>>24357589
Big Lou
Just go by Lou.
>tony
ugh
>>24357574
It's for sure the moms, my uncle's daughter is one of these offenders (named Ella) and the mom has him pussywhipped/unable to pick any name.
They had a son recently and I don't even want to know what name she came up for him, probably something to ruin his life forever. I'm sure.
>>24357696
What's wrong with Tony? All you have to do is not be a pussy and you pull it off.
>>24357665
I used to get called Lulu. I didn't mind it that much but I'm pretty sure they were subtly taking the piss.
And no I don't want to sound like a pot bellied chocolate man. At least I'm not a Louis I guess, that's probably even worse.
>>24357589
YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAZY
>>24357720
Oh, you aren't American? Yeah, you're probably fucked.
>>24357530
So?
Download one senpai
>Dad is Italian but grew up in Germany
>parents give me a traditional italian name
>they dont teach me italian
>>24357263
just say your name is Christoph
>>24358148
>Dad is Italian but lived most of his life in Germany
>parents give me a traditional italian name as my second name, first name is shit
>they dont teach me italian
>don't look italian in the slightest
>only italian thing i inherited is alcoholism
>>24358239
are we the same person?
>Hold me brother
>Robin
How do you guys feel about Viktor?
>>24356461
>tfw my name is moses
>people always refer to the bible after hearing my name
>they always say "that's a beautiful name" only because they don't want to offend me
>>24358275
Did you also have to endure endless family get- togethers where everyone is having a blast except you BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD OF THEIR LANGUAGE?
>tfw shitskin name
>>24354078
jenna?
>>24358414
>tfw you come from a white christian family in the suburbs and your cousin has a shitskin name
Fucking Omar, the bullying and ridicule were/are merciless.
go to the fucking DMV you fucking faggots
literally any bible name is acceptable
>>24351584
T.F.W. ABEL WHAT THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO FEEL, THATS THE THING!! I DONT KNOW!! THE NAME DEFINES YOUR LIFE
>>24358629
Your name's fine nigger.
>Abel Johnson about to fuck your shit up
>>24358368
Don't make your name the only part about you fag. I have a shit name and no one ever says it because I'm too good for it.
>tfw
>>24358709
your comment is literally ??BITCH DOES I LOOK LIKE I CARE''
>>24358802
My reply is don't let others care. You can go down to the DMV and change your name to Chad if you want, but it's still the first 5% of your person.
>>24351584
Alexander master race
Zane
Glenn
What the fuck im supposed to do with this name? Holy shit, this is hell
>>24357524
>Hella
Heh, that means stove in Finnish.
My name is Akseli, variant of Axel.
I've been called Aleksi (variant of Alex) many, many times. Some friends use nickname Aksu (Axu)
>>24358414
tfw literally Ahmed and shitskin
>>24358910
bang january jones.
who here /Evan/?
what think?
>>24358873
>Alexander is a powerful name to me
>suddenly Alexander and the no good bad terrible day comes out in the theatres
>kills it
Almost there Alex
>>24356644
Double dubs and nobodys checked yet? Smh desu senpai
>>24358881
hello me
zane master race
>>24358910
>What the fuck im supposed to do with this name?
Found your problem. Also, Glenn isn't a name people would laugh at. Read the thread
>>24358396
FUCK YES. Sucks so much, i actually tried learning italian for a while but just cant get anything to stick. Babys live life on EZ mode desu senpai
tfw germanic master-race name
>>24358935
Evan was the name of my best friend. We skyped for 30 hours in a row once. He hates me now. I actually began to have a homocrush on him. I like your name, it reminds me of the fun we had.
>>24351584
Try having
>shit name
>shit hairline
>shit jaw
>shit ugly face
>skeltal physique
>brows that make me look like a murderer
>>24353443
Super jelly, my name is spelled with a C instead of a K.
My name is Boyle ;_;
>>24359052
30 hours is impressive, /nosleep/ ??
My name is Glen.
I'm a girl btw. (Actual girl, not a gril or a trap or a trans, I'm a literal roastie)
People always say they forget my name because they're sure Glen is a strictly male name and can't comprehend the fact it's my name.
>>24359140
Cool name
>>24359160
Definitely /nosleep/. I had a fucking fag crush on him. Too bad he hates me now.
>>24359177
That's very unfortunate, what a terrible name for a girl. Why haven't you changed it?
I am >>24356765 and my name is kind of boyish too. Before Taylor Swift existed, people always commented "Isn't that a boy's name?" or "Like Taylor Lautner?"
I wanted to change it really bad before, but now people don't say this and just crack the stupid Swift joke. I would like a name that isn't the same as some famous celebrity or singer, but also isn't manly.
one syllable names are alpha af, don't complain.
tfw Garry
My birth name is Jimothy.
>>24357378
u w0t m80
>>24356461
But my name is already Gabriel
my name is
> ANDERSON
alpha af
>>24356880
>>24357260
Matthew here as well. It's a kike name, but a damn good one nevertheless.
floyd
most people like my name
>>24359052
thank of you
>>24357263
My name is Christopher and I kind of like it desu.
If I was named Keith, Todd or another stupid name like that, I'd commit seppuku
>>24359967
i know a Keith, we call him Keith the Queef
What a fucking terrible thing to be named
What kind of sick person names their kid 'Hogarth'?
Frank
and every other Frank I met was a miserable fuck like myself
I remember that statistic of male names who get the least sex and Frank was second or third
I never even had a chance
>tfw Konstantin
>tfw only 1/4th greek
>>24354084
I kekd a kek not kekd in a long while
>>24357720
kek, Louis reporting in. The worst is when people call me Louie.
>actually used to go by that as a kid
>>24360274
I know a guy named Frank, he has a PhD and is incredibly smart but he is also homosexual, though I don't really think that's a big deal.
He seems happy with his life
>>24356461
roll roll roll your boat
merrily merrily merrily merrily the blox is just a dream
>>24357323
If your last name is Araragi, marry me
>ctrl+f nic
>4 results
>none Nicholas
Come to think of it, there's usually never a Nicholas in these kinds of threads.
Oh well, who else /strongname/ here?
Is Christopher a shit name? I think it sounds alright, but all the normies want to call me "Chris" everyone knows that the name, Chris, is for fuckbois and faggots
It also doesn't help that my middle name is Christian, like what the fuck were you thinking dad?
Is "Sindre" a weird name?
>>24360784
sounds cool senpai, you're like the side bitch of a protagonist
Who else here /Matt/? Love my name, sounds chad as fuck but doesn't suit me.
>>24357696
>>tony
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
blox
>>24361083
My best buddy is a Matt and i think its a pretty sweet name
>>24359928
That's actually a name that would get you laid.
My last name is Siemens
Or at least it was until the day I turned 18. I honestly cannot understand what kind of sociopath would give that name to a child. My dad should have taken my mom's last name or just come up with something entirely different.
>tfw a man named dakota
I never had a chance
>>24361144
It's really nice (full name Matthew btw) but shit it doesnt sound like a name for a beta
>>24361160
DMV
>TFW trying to be a normie
>tfw not too hard to look average and to find a good party
>get there
>approach groups of people via my own friends
>hey anon, what's your name?
>every single experience giving my name comes up in my mind
>i just say it because i know i can't escape, while perfectly knowing what their exact next sentence will be
Hey, i'mBerenger
>"that's your family name, right? But what about your first name?"
>No, that was my first name.
>a few seconds long silence
>well, that's a weird name, haha
From this moment on they detect something's wrong with me, not because of external autism, but because of my freaking name.
> Repeat with every single person in the party
>>24361322
hey bazinga, yoroshiku
>>24361322
Just say you're name's Ben dude
>>24359884
Judeans weren't kikes. Hell, the kikes of today are barely even related to the kikes that killed Jesus.
>>24361604
Finally someone says it thank you for not being a fucking idiot, anon
>tfw I'm a male called Mackenzie
>>24356461
Name is already Jesse, but let's see what I get.
My name is Sergio
>>24360784
SSIIIIIIIIIIIINNNDREEEEEEE
My name is Abel.
>>24359099
are you me?? originally me?
>Lornstenmaan
my frends name me Lors.
My name's Taylor, a unisex name which fit me since I'm pretty androgynous.
Maxwell
Get on my level
>>24351645
BRRUUUUUUUUUUCE
>>24354317
Graham is a nice name.
>>24357524
I'd name my daughter Hela. It's pretty.
Eliel here. How's my name?
Vinicius. I win.
>>24362895
It's a name that demands a lot from its owner. If you were cool it would be a great name.
>>24362895
Sounds badass but also reminds me of the Malfoys.
>>24362488
it jusy cant beeee, are you meeee???!!!!!
>Elizabeth
it's so fucking boring
>>24363101
GODDAMN ROASTIE NORMIE FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Robert
fuck
>that feel when respectable Christian name
>>24363151
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>24357514
Flynn
>Damian
>wish it was Damien
>>24360784
That's my name too, bror
I like it
is Jackson a bad name to you, anons?
>>24356461
>tfw my name is Noah
>People make really shitty ark jokes all the time as if I haven't heard it 9395986985 times before
>>24364504
Or if your name is uncommon but breaks into the cultural world. Then it's like "oh yeah, like twilight." Yes. Thank you.
It helps when you realize they're just trying to socialize with you. Unless they're clearly being mean spirited you can't get mad.
>tfw "Brandon"
I hate this shit name.
>>24360019
best in this itt thread
>tfw Stuart
"Haha like Stuart little?"
YES YOU FUCKING NORMIE SLUT LIKE STUART LITTLE THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING ME IVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE IN MY FUCKING LIFE BEFORE RRRRREEEEEEEE
>>24363101
Fuck off slut whore
>>24365492
Haha like Stuart Little?
>>24356941
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>>24365555
cool sequence of numbers
What makes parents choose names like Kenneth and Sheldon? Do they really want their kids to deal with that shit?
>>24357720
>Lulu
I AM THE TABLE
Ian master race
