You're basically drinking hot water, which irritates/excites your bowels.

>buy one of these expernsive darjeeling leaf brands
>brew it by the numbers, what a bothersome process
>taste it
>tastes exactly as shitty cheap bag tea
I don't get tea

>>24350165
It must suck to exist like you lel

you got a weak stomach boy.

>>24350165

sorry, you just don't get it ;)

>>24350141
more caffeine, it's not natural for humans to be wagekeks so they use chemicals that alter their brains to cope

Yous just a lil bitch OP

>>24350141
It tastes good, it perks me up in the morning and helps me function for the first hour and a half of my terrible job and it helps me shit.

>caffeine
>alcohol
>marijuana
>antidepressants
>nicotine
>opiates
wow, it's almost like, our society is used to self-medicating. are you surprised by this?

I don't think I've ever ONCE gotten coffee shits, and from the time I started drinking coffee I drank 3 ish cups a day. Never a problem. Always heard people either complain or thank coffee for its shit expelling properties, could never relate.

>implying the post-coffee shit isn't the best part

once you've been heavily addicted to opiates you gain a new appreciation for being able to take a shit without sticking your hand in your ass to break up the 3 inch diameter rock hard ball every week

>>24350378
If you actually worked a day in your life or strived towards something you'd understand. Too bad you're too much of a loser to obtain even marijuana.

>inb4 neet masterrace call me a wagekek

Nope one of you but my life didn't fuck up until one year ago. So I still have contacts. Neet life plus drugs is goat. Plus at anytime I can start making money again. Bye virgins. It's been good.

>>24350482
but what if i'm a neet trying to get a job who isn't a virgin? then what?

>>24350518
Still a neet. Still have downs syndrome.

>>24350574
oh pfft, fuck ya

coffee shit is best shit

Is coffee good for constipation treatment? I sometimes go for a week without shitting, and then it just rips through my ass like alien baby. I think I'm already prolapsing a bit.

>>24350378
Don't forget amphetamines and cocaine, the two most powerful drugs to ever benefit capitalism!

am i a normie for loving coffee now

>drink entire pot of black coffee
>expect a manic energy that returns me to my previously outgoing ways
>don't even get twitchy
>just sink deeper into depression

Does this happen to anyone else? Maybe all the energy people get from coffee is just because of all the sugar they use.

>>24350141
Shit like caffeine are famous because it keeps people wake and ready to work

It's great if you are a wagekuck, if you aren't stick with other things

>>24351562
I heard in some people with ADD/ADHD coffee, like any stimulant, can have a different effect.