How many failed suicide attempts have you tried?
I tried to have a failed suicide attempt twice, succeed both times.
>>24348851
0 JUST RESPIRE MY SHIT UP
only normies attempt suicide; true robots wallow in self-loathing
>>24349037
This. Normies commit suicide because they "became depressed" and couldn't deal with these feels. As robots this is all we know.
>>24348851
Once 5 years ago. I wish I have the balls to do it again, nothing got better.
>>24348851
Once, in middle school.
Tried to hang myself with a belt but it was cheap fake leather and it snapped.
The universe wants me alive so it can laugh.
One time i did put a sack on my head Next morning it was off my head
>>24348851
Once in high school, I played a game of chance with a revolver and failed. I've decided to wait a few more years.
>>24348851
none because i'd probably fuck it up too and end up retarded and paralyzed
only once
"""accidentally""" left a piece of meat on the pan and tried to choke myself with the smokes. no one was home tho, could've worked but, as someone mentioned earlier, suiciding is kinda normie-ish, and it really sucks to say that. there's nothing normal in wanting to end it, but I've been feeling bad the whole life so it didn't make sense. breathing was painful for a couple of days, didn't stay in the kitchen for too long, got out and washed my face and yada yada
