Jesus christ! These days, it seems like the only thing men fap to are traps, kekold porn, and futa crap. Have most men turned into closeted faggots? Is anyone a REAL MAN like me and loves chomping down on pussy? I pray for you homosexuals.
>>24348614
Kek, wtf is going on in this image?
>>24348614
>real man
>"chomping down" on some pussy
Come on now.
I jerk off to little girls.
>claims to be a real man
>can't handle some femcock
I jerk off to lesbian porn.
>>24348614
>sticking your face anywhere near that unclean, disgusting place
What are you, an S&M advocater?
>>24348622
Xenu poozy.
>>24348645
thistbqsrsfam
The only thing I get off to is rape.
Seriously, nothing else can do it for me anymore.
>>24348614
am sure its 10x worse for the women seeing all this shit on here, worrying that maybe their bf or some guy they like is in to this and wondering, "why the fuck do so many "men" seem to like this fuck up shit"
Why is everyone saying kek instead of kek? Why did kek even become a meme in the first place? Smhtbqhwyfam
Is kek filtered?
>>24348645
please, just kill yourself
>>24348757
I don't think women ever ask those sorts of questions, they tend to just accept things as they are.
I get off to kekold porn because some girl I had intense feelings for literally said to my face that I wasn't as "dominant" or "masculine" as the other guy she liked. She genuinely used those words so all I've thought about since is him powerfucking her. It's intensely pleasurable because of how emotional it is. I'm sorry that you don't approve of me as a man having emotions, OP.
>>24348742
why?, seriously asking you because am genuinely curious
>>24348672
>another girl eats the pussy so I don't have to
>>24348645
>fucking some genitals that doesn't have all the beautiful flaps that an adult woman has
>>24348742
>usually not savoring the pussy with hands and fingers
>usually in a dark forest or some shit so you don't have to look at pussy
Nope, I'm still the only true ALPHA robot here.
>>24348832
Nah, I'm good bro :^)
>>24348614
You need to get your loser ass off of 4chan sometime. I stumbled in here from another board to check this shit out, and see sad pathetic people like your ass posting.
No one faps to traps, kekold, or futa, you fucking loser. Only your fucking /b/ friends and /r9k/ pals do.
>>24348835
yea i see what you mean anon the female brain is usually bit less adaptable (i guess because of the hunter/gather days) they tend to go more towards the more "nurturing" jobs so they need more security. i've noticed though that's what (usually) genuinely makes them happy i guess you can't deny basic human nature
>>24349008
My wife's job isn't very "nurtury", but then again.. she makes about $200k per year
>>24348614
Yes where have the real men gone? you know the ones who don't think porn is what makes a real man. You are such a hypocrite my skin is crawling. Go chomp on some more imaginary vaginas.
>>24349165
Does she outearn you? What does she do?
>>24349218
She's an accountant. High levels of risk in that job.
I earn about $100k as a marketing director.
traps are mentally ill
let me explain though, i know for a fact that i'd prefer to be a woman but that doesn't mean i'm going to take hormones and cut my dick off. it's just unfortunate that i was born a man. to come to that realization is to be mentally sound. there are many other ways to get your fix of being a girl
it's scary that some people want to be girls so bad that they bring harm to their bodies
>>24349254
Risk of what, exactly? Losing other people's money?
Do you feel like a kek earning significantly less than her? Are you afraid that people know?
>>24349279
Nah. We aren't stuck in the 1960's. We have a joint bank account and all of our money is pooled and saved.
"risk of what" You should research before you ask silly questions.
>>24349465
>Nah. We aren't stuck in the 1960's.
I understand that but I'm curious how it works. I would personally feel emasculated being with a woman who earns so much more than me (after all, why pursue a high-paying career to that level unless you're really into it for the status?) No matter how 'modern' you are about it, even you saw fit to mention it as a 'thing' in this thread, so I'm curious. How do you feel if this discrepancy comes up in conversation at a party or something like that?
>"risk of what" You should research before you ask silly questions.
'Accountant' is a very very general thing. It could mean a whole number of different jobs. Just tell me please what you mean.
>>24349500
Asian women don't go after those jobs for status. Her mother is the head business administrator of a highly ranked university in an asian country. Same for her father, It's just natural to her. Aside from cooking me home made asian food every night, she plays the stock market for fun and makes us like $3k per day outside of our jobs.
She's a CPA for a corporation. If you know what accountants do, then you know the extreme risk involved.
>>24348614
4chan =/= majority of world
>>24349545
>Asian women don't go after those jobs for status. Her mother is the head business administrator of a highly ranked university in an asian country. Same for her father, It's just natural to her. Aside from cooking me home made asian food every night, she plays the stock market for fun and makes us like $3k per day outside of our jobs.
This is starting to sound like a fantasy, but good for you if it's true.
>She's a CPA for a corporation. If you know what accountants do, then you know the extreme risk involved.
You can literally be an "accountant" earning 50k a year simply managing payroll and other basic finances for a small business. Not every 'accountant' is involved with "extreme risk". How is "extreme risk" involved in her job as a CPA, though? Can you explain this to me?
Fuck yeah pussy.
Pussy is the most valuable resource
.
Pussy Pussy Pussy god I want to worship it I want to fuck it I want to
eat it.
Gimme femdom gimme facesitting gimme asslicking PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY
GOD DAMNIT GIVE ME A PUSSY MAKE ME A PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY FUCKKK I LOVE JACKING OFF WITH PUSSY ON MY MIND
>>24348742
http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/story.php?storyid=4110
>>24349628
You remind me of this guy.
>>24349622
My only exposure to accountants is through her job, and her job is risky. Otherwise, idk for real. I don't want to give many clues to where she works or what she does, because we know people.
>>24349652
I get really jealous of females here that have boyfriends actually and lurk threads they post in fantasizing about what could be. I would love some petite raccoon fembot to just cuddle with constantly.
>>24349685
>My only exposure to accountants is through her job, and her job is risky. Otherwise, idk for real.
But you can't tell us how that risk exists for her, as an employee of a business where liability by definition is limited and would never be heaped on an employee?
>we know people
oh anon, you're 15 aren't you?
>>24349706
You don't know much about the work of CPA's, do you? There's a reason all CPA's are told to keep savings of at least $20k for when shit goes south and they have to fight their through court.
Actually, you know what m8. I feel like going to bed. Yeah, m8. You got me. I'm 15 and I'm a kid. Let's end this, I gotta sleep. night bud
>>24348614
>>24348757
Yeah /r9k/ is a fringe thing. Nothing here is ordinary, that's the point.
>>24349773
>we know people
>trust me, i know these things
