Gonna go stab myself, my fellow friendos
I've already applied a topical anesthetic where I'm gonna do it, because I'm a pussy who doesn't want to feel the pain
Pic related, it's the lil sharp fella that I'll be using
Will keep you buds updated
>>24345713
Post location, faggot.
Why are you stabbing yourself, anon?
>>24345735
this, where?
>>24345735
I will not post my location because people I know use this board
>>24345742
I'm doing it because I need to prove to myself that I can act upon what I think and not simply fantasize
post a picture when youre done so we can remember you
>>24345836
Are you seriously fucking asking for a suicide selfie?
>>24345808
what type of normie has people who knows in real life use this image board? I see people say this shit all the time like what? I don't understand
>>24345808
are you killing yourself sudoku style or are you just trying to prove you can?
>>24345808
Certainly, there are better ways of doing that rather than stabbing yourself. Much less complications and all.
What is stopping you from doing what you want to do?
>>24345713
Kek, is that a floral knife
Dubs decide what I write in my note
>>24346017
>Mr. Rogers believed in me more than this.
>>24346017
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24346017
>Mr.Rogers never wanted this for me
>>24346017
Um,
>1 (800) 273-8255.
>>24346017
Fuck my shit up senpai
>>24346017
>hurr imma wait for dubs im a pussy and I won't go through with it
I don't have time for this shit, write whatever you want and stab yourself right now!
OP, are you planning to kill yourself? Or just injure yourself for the heck of it and then patch yourself up?
>>24346017
BETA UPRISING
IT WAS THE JEWS
>>24346017
"I'm a faggot and I like big black cock."
The pepe market crash of 2015 made me do it. I can't go on
>>24346017
if this works they will all think i've died when i've actually ascended to godhood
>>24346227
check em OP
>>24346017
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
>>24346017
>>24346227
Rolling this.
>>24346017
GOD IS A C.UCK
>>24346017
At least I didn't shoot up a school
>>24346259
rollin senpai
>>24346017
heil hitler, glory to the nazi regime
>>24346249
rollin deep
>>24346017
this is a prank im actually hiding somewhere in my house
>>24346017
Seig heil
>>24346017
"Roll Dubs and I'll revive myself"
>>24346017
I couldn't handle having a giant penis
Then put a note on your penis saying: "Made you look faggot"
>>24346017
the mlpfags did this
>>24346227
Rollin for this desu senpai
>>24346317
kek rerolling
>>24346017
>I bled it out, dug in deeper just to throw it away.
>Thanks for being such a good medic
>>24346359
Rolllz
DC 12/16
Allahu Akbar
>>24346377
We have a winrar
>>24346377
Your welcome friend.
>>24345713
topical anesthetic is only gonna numb the pain receptors on the skin lol youre gonna be in major major pain once the knife actualy penetrates your flesh
>>24346368
Roll
Check em
>>24346017
SHAKE MY HEAD TO BE HONEST FAMILY LAUGH MY ASS OFF
OP, just call the police and save yourself some time.
>>24346017
"Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men!"
Then draw a huge ellipses, ending under it with:
"You have the love of humanity in your heart."
See way too many of these posts. The people who actually do it don't post
>>24346399
Why'd you tell him
>>24346017
and I thought I smelled bad on the outside.
Anon, can you really not think of a reason to live?
Monitoring m8, glhf
Good luck killing with that tiny knife, you better be aiming for the throat area, if not it'll take hours
>>24346017
It's okay I'll respawn.
>>24346017
buying gf
hjgf
>>24346017
wake me up inside
fd
Op here, I keep pussying out so I drank a bunch of alcohol to build my bravado
>>24347463
Normally I'd recommend you do it but tell us what's your situation? Are you a neet?
>>24347463
do it faggot
and once you are dead post pics desu sempai
>>24345713
No anon! You're a great person with loads of potential!
Don't let the world beat you down like this, we all have our moments...anon don't do it, please. Anon I want you to live and enjoy life!
>>24347463
Keep drinking, you'll pass out and change your mind.
>>24347463
Guess you were right, you really cant do shit other then dreaming about it. Just like any attention cunt, at least they have the balls to drink bleach or make a few shallow cuts.
heroin is always the better choice. faggot.
>>24346034
Fucking KEK
>additional words to defeat the robot
>>24345713
Posting for
"Axel rose once punched me and then we ate a turkey sandwich but my phone was dead and nobody believes me. He's the only human bean who uses pizza as bread ask him it really happened really"
>>24347841
I drank bleach once,didn't drink enough to kill myself unfortunately. Only to go into violent spasms aND then I spent two months in a psych ward. Was really shitty
>>24346017
"poodaddy"
Please do a game of sudoku on your chest, write your suicide note in japanese
>>24347926
Well that's what you get for not drinking all of it
>>24346017
Bye Hell.
>>24347926
besides working as a medic a few years now. Came across a few suicidal attention whores who did that and none of them died. Seriously a little base wont kill you. If you really wanted to die and are willing to down some garbage that tastes like fire why not vodka with muscle relaxers. With a good amount will depress your diaphragm enough, stop breathing in your sleep...dead. Obviously painless.
Fuck? 4chan did this
>>24346017
Bye pepe and feelboi
>>24346413
>>24346424
>>24346441
>>24347320
>>24347334
>>24347388
>>24347953
>>24348180
>>24348219
>ITT stoopid mfrs who don't lurk before posting
>>24346017
I'm a dumb big fat pussy who isn't even going to die off this small ass blade.
>>24348233
Honestly, the bus must have come late.
>>24348233
WINrar bruhh
>>24348297
Nah. Nah it's not dh.
>>24345713
Fucker, don't do it, if you want a painless death go into the mountains and freeze to death, will also give you plenty of time to reflect.
>>24346017
Shaco did it
>>24346017
"le ebin fug u XDDDDD"
Fapped with fellow femanon and still pussying out
I'm wasted as fuck and eo sering why am I even posting in a Cambodian woodcarving image board
>>24350349
Brah,decide already. So much live for. faggot
Don't do it, bud
>>24350391
Stop telling him what to do, asshole.
A knife that short won't even kill you if you stab yourself
you have to CUT an artery.
if you're gonna do it
stream it bruv
>>24346017
>this is all your fault, mom
At least make a vertical cut on your arm if you're not gonna kill yourself. And you should know that the femanon will only make things worse for you lol
why do this, miranda?
you best not just be doing this for attention bruh
>>24345808
You act upon what you think, you just don't control what you think. You're a machine, stabbing yourself won't change that.
ITT: Ruse Cruise
>>24345808
>>I'm doing it because I need to prove to myself that I can act upon what I think and not simply fantasize
Really though? That's why my gf says she burns herself but I'm pretty sure she's just doing it for attentions
What makes you think you deserve death? You should write a poem about something you like in your death note.
You're gonna kill yourself or just stab yourself?
Get some good pictures please
