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The evening has set in and I'm getting comfy with my sweats,
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The evening has set in and I'm getting comfy with my sweats, but I'm still depressed and feel worthless. The fact I had to talk with my mother the first time in months to get a good angle pic depresses me. I guess its one more month of binge watching movies all by myself.

How are my fellow fembots doing? Any plans for the holiday season? Are you enjoying this cozy cold weather?
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Something something tits
Something something reeee
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Sigh, I guess I'll just cry myself to sleep again.
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>>24345583
very pretty and cute, how would you like a kiss on the lips?
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They won't reply. I'm sorry.

They've been enlightened. You'd do well and do the same.
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>>24345666
Cute hair, is that you?
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>>24345583
Are you in California? Provide me sweet succor.
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this post is a ticket for you

1 free bf, courtesy of me (the bf is me)
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>>24345666
>Wew lass
>chek'd & Exorcised
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>>24345704
I would love a kiss on the lips, all I want is for someone to care about me. That's all I've ever wanted in life.
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>>24345583
Why are you sad,fembot?
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>>24345736
Yes I am Mr. Anon :3
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>>24345741
Thank you that means a lot to me. I would love a bf.
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>>24345583
go fuck chad
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P A R I S
A
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(Texas, not the shitty Muslim-infested one)
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>>24345760
I can die now
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>>24345791
I'm sad because you guys are my only friends and I don't have a bf. I've withdrawn from society and lost all motivation to do anything productive.
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>>24345847
Oh, the shitty Mexican-infested one?
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>>24345838
It's not that easy. They all have hot gfs already, I can't compete with them.
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>>24345847
I'm in Southern Cali but you wouldn't like me, I'm too lazy.
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Are you into Korean cartoons
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>>24345933
No, and the closest thing I've watched to asian cartoons are sailor moon, yugioh, and Pokemon. I've never understood the fascination for them.
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You should go out and find a place to volunteer at a couple times a week some place local. That helped me get my life back on track and made me feel better about myself
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>>24345583
Post more pictures of yourself for us.
>inb4 "too lazy"
Just do it
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When stacy whores come here, you guys give them all the attention. But when a fellow fembot posts, you guys ignore her. Shame. This is why I'm ending it soon. No one cares about my struggles here just because I was born with a vagina.
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I feel as if some outer force is giving me a sad life in order to allow me to create something beautiful out of the sadness... I'm just not quite sure what it is yet...
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>>24345583
Fairly sure I know you lawl
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>>24346083
Why? It already took me an hour to find a decent angle.
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>>24345860
Why dont you want a bf?
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>>24346085
Tbh R9k isn't really the best place to go for positive attention. Try talking to someone irl whether it's someone you know or not
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>>24345583
You look pretty cute desu.

I like the comfy look, whatcha watching for movies? Anything interesting?
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>>24346087
Please elaborate more, sounds interesting.
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>>24346110
This is why nobody likes you
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>>24345860
Oh.
How old are you?
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>>24346109
Can you type I a secret code about the school you attend? One that only people who went there would know? I want to make sure you know me.
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>>24346111
I want one but cant find one.
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>>24346181
Sure. But the fact that you typed this makes me feel like I might not know you
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>>24346085
>when a fellow fembot posts, you guys ignore her
Good joke.
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>>24346197
Okay so if i say i will be your bf why will you decline me then, or any other robot from here?

If the reason is distance why dont you make okc and get a bf from your local area?

inb4 ignored because legit questions
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>>24346141
I have no one irl to talk to. I'm all alone except for my mom and we don't talk much.
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>>24346085
I'll be your friend and listen to your problems, if you're lonely.

Just don't think to much of it, I love to listen, help, and make new friends!
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>>24345583
What movies are you gonna watch?
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>>24346153
Thanks for asking. I just got finished watching "The Fourth Kind", it was super spooky.
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>>24346236
Same besides peoplea at work. Outside of work I got no one beside rents.
>feels bad
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My first boyfriend and I broke up the other day then he basically had pity sex with me and I cried in his arms after he was done. I really cared about him.
I feel like shit like I always do and now it's back to having no one to talk to. Oh well..
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>>24346256
skype? email?
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>>24346168
Thanks for ripping a hole in my already broken heart. Did that comment make you feel better?
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>>24346273
>omg i lost a bf, im so sad buhuu
>2 days later is dating another guy
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>>24346172
"18" yrs old.
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>>24346288
>>24346305
awesome, more please?
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>>24346265
Whoa der white knight, just cause we turn em away don't mean jack nothing. You can keep your chemical cocktail, thanks.
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>>24346279
I couldn't stand that close to a mare's behind, even if I knew it was supposedly safe.
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Imagine a male made a thread which was functionally equivalent to this one. How many replies would it get?
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>>24346208
It's true, I haven't seen a single true fembot thread yet.
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>>24346085
please leave a note if you choose suicide
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>>24346291
We dated for like 4 years and I haven't dated anyone before him. I have a lot of social anxiety and I'm shit in any social situation and haven't had a friend since 5th grade.
I'm not white so I don't actually attract a lot of guys and on top of my depression and other problems everyone thinks I'm weird so..
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>>24346256
Haven't seen it myself, worth checking out?

What's your favorite movie? I haven't seen much, I'm uncultured swine. So I'd love if you'd share your knowledge~
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>>24346265
white knight chronicles is pretty fun desu senpai
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>>24346224
I don't want an online bf. I want a bf to live with. I'm too scared to use okc, the people on there are all normies with lots of expectations.
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>>24346331
Eggman is a true hero
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>>24345583
Well, if you're near riverside, I'll buy you a coffee
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>>24345885
lower your standards to an average normie then bitch
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>>24346331
Either more or it would die with 0 replies
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DETECTING POTENTIALLY LETHAL LEVELS OF EDGE IN THIS THREAD
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>>24346378
So what your'e saying is basically you will decline every guy hitting on you because youre scared and dont want to give it a try?

Its not what it means to be a fembot. Youre being showered in attention and you CHOSE to be alone, not FORCED. Read that a few times and let that sink in.
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>>24346401

get well kitter
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>>24346242
Thanks for being my friend. I just hate my life because I'm less than others. But I'm making my situation worse by my own sabotage. I'll probably be homeless in a few years or end up in a woman's shelter. I should just end it now.
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>>24345583
so join a gym or club nearby, and find people irl to meet. Go to libraries, bookstores, etc.
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>>24346306
Are you trying to say under, here?

Either way if you're not 25 quit worrying about it. There's much more important things to pursue in life out of school before you try getting into any serious relationship.

For what it's worth, If you were old enough, I'd offer to take you in but you don't live in Georgia or Virginia.
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>>24346378
Just make friends online, even here, talk for a while and if they're close geographically and romantically interesting push for more.

Don't overcomplicate it, "looking for a boyfriend" is dumb. Find a friend and make him your boyfriend. Guys are super easy, if you approach him aggressively and he's single, you probably aren't getting rejected.
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>>24346390
Haha, eww man.

Stop, uh. Stop posting these. It's gross. Don't do that ever.
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>>24346429
BIG ORIGINAL MARE_ COCK
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>>24346250
I'm going to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy next and after that probably the Scream series. I've been thinking about watch normie tv shows too, I think ill start with breaking bad.
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>>24346378
>I don't want an online bf.
Beggars can't be choosers. If you want a bf, and have people offering to be your bf, but you're turning them down, you don't really have room to complain. You're making a conscious effort to be lonely. Many of us here don't get to make that choice.
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>>24346263
I wish I had a job. These wagekek threads aren't true, living as a neet is hell on earth.
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Harlequin is a really mean name to use for that.
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>>24346494
>>24346502
>>24346506
rub some dirt on it, weakling
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>>24346494
>>24346502
>>24346506
you're doing gods work, brother
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i'll bite.

what are you even here for? you want nice comments? you've provided nothing besides a pic of a pretty girl. the nicest thing i can tell you is you're getting my dick hard, but that's mostly because i know you're a horny bitch that wants to get fucked bad.

i'll tell you what. you give us some hot pictures of your plump ass and i'll reply with sexually aggressive comments, not this weak beta shit other anons are throwing at you. you'll get the kind of male attention you want and i'll bust a good nut. deal, sweetie?
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>>24346265
I probably will drink bleach pretty soon, I've had enough with life.
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>>24346461
>because I'm less than others

You're going to need to clarify that sweetie, you seem okay to me.

Who knows maybe you'll find a handsome bf to sweep you off your feet~

What do you want out of life? Kids/family? If so be talented as a homemaker. Otherwise you're going to need to be very sexual.

It's messed up but if you want a guy to take care of you he needs to WANT to be with you. So if you don't want to work or function, find other ways to take care of him, and he'll take care of you.
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If you live in the LA area, I'd take take you to watch a movie in like 4 weeks when I finish my classes. Or next Friday if you want to watch Creed.
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>>24346273
That's so cool that you even had a boyfriend, I will probably never know that feeling.
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>>24346494
Babby is fine, just chill out on the horse dookie. It's nasty.
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Don't I know you OP? We talked on kik and you said I was a weird creep. You're half Indian or something. If that's you fuck you since I found a gf now and that was uncalled for.
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>>24345583
Cold weather = best weather
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>>24346278
I don't have a skype and my email is my personal one.
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>>24346532
Why do you keep replying to me like I'm a female?
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>>24346279
You are sick in the head.
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>>24346288
Look at what? I haven't even done anything and you're already judging me...
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>>24346584
It takes 2 minutes to make a throwaway email. That's a pretty poor excuse.

Think of the potential boyfriend you're missing out on! Or in my case just a friend, although maybe I can help find you a boyfriend~
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>>24346602
He's an edgy troll trying to use shock porn for comedic effect. Report and ignore. Replying to him is you playing right into his hands.
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>>24346602
Okay faggot, you already knew you'd get attention here of all places, and yet despite the fact that you're "SOOO DEPRESSED AND DONE WITH LIFE Xd" you are still reluctant to attempt to make contact with the thirsty ass betas in this thread like this guy >>24346646

You've had your fill of attention for one day I'd say, roastie. Fuck off

>>24346629
Keep up the good work, anon
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>>24346655
Check your inventory, you've still got 0 pussy points, mr. whiteknight
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>>24346353
I was thinking of writing a mini diary or some sort of video instead of a suicide note.
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>>24346655
how many girls have rewarded you with sex?
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>tfw no horsepussy gf
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>>24346369
My favorite movie ever is Titanic. I cry every time I watch.
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>>24345666
You look like me who tf Are you
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>>24346693
Not the same person but I love the fembot threads!

People get so mad, it's fun to just lurk. Dunno how people don't realize it's just bait.

Nothing pisses off robots like women, and nothing's funnier than pissed off robots sperging out.
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>>24346394
Thank for the kind gesture, it means a lot to me.
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>>24346698
I've done pretty much everything except gone all the way. Including titjobs, thighjobs, armpit sex and footjobs. Although those are my fetishes anyways so I'm pretty content tbqh senpai
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>>24346365
Sounds like you've been down lately. Maybe a nice relaxing bath would make you feel better? :3c
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>>24346395
Says the people on a board who expect 10\10 gfs
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>>24346693
Literally no one here finds you or your minecraft forum baits funny, my man. Ebin ruses are not your thing
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>>24346736
That's suprisingly simple! I saw it once when I was little, but haven't bothered to watch it since.

Do you watch any shows or stick to movies? What kind?
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>>24346401
"ew a girl is posting!" Seriously, leave me alone.
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>>24346791
I for one find his "minecraft forum baits" funny.
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>>24346602
More gore, you say?
keep at it, horsepussy guy.
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>>24346422
I haven't declined anyone because no one irl has ever asked me.
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>"Boo hoo, I have no bf"
>multiple people offer to chat online
>"I have no accounts to chat with"
>Multiple people offer to take you out
>"Aww, thanks!"
>Don't say anything else

There's a reason why you're alone
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>>24346773
Also.
Worth mentioning that the girl was pretty Catholic and intent on saving virginity for marriage. She didn't mind the other stuff though. Beautiful mixed girl from New York
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>>24346465
I'm scared of people. I can't do those things.
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>>24346789
Well atleast we're on the same page, you've just a note refined sense of humor than me. For me it's funny even after all these years.

White knighing is practically a talent. I run on the assumption that nearly all are ironic... If what you say is true and people actually mean what they say...

Well that might change my perspective a bit.
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>>24346830
This makes me cry. The last state of human form is so ugly and vile
Why do we try so hard to be pretty
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>>24346843
>beautiful mixed girl
You mean a nigger?
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Cock rate thread. Go.
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So cute girls who want a boyfriend and could easily get one complaining, oh please
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>>24346584
>Says the people on a board who expect 10\10 gfs
Almost everyone here would settle for anything that's not a landwhale or deformed.
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>>24346863
Then you should probably try online. If you aren't able to do stuff in person and aren't willing to try stuff online...

You have to atleast pretend to care, guys (usually) don't just appear out of nowhere.

If you aren't going to step it up you have no justification for bawwing about it.
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>>24346883
I love brown girls except hoodrats, Indians and arabics
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>>24346480
Why? Are we not humans too? .
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Let's get the rates going fellas.
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>>24346507
What's the point of an online bf? You can't physically touch them.
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>>24346770
many people here would be your bf if you wanted to. hur dur i dont want an online bf i cant give away contacts are just excuses.

if genders were reversed ANY real robot would dive into a potential gf be it online or not.

youre just seeking attention, you dont want a bf, you want us to suck up to you,pamper you with attention and carry you to be delivered to chads cock

thats why everyone hates you ,do you get it? if you really wanted a bf there wouldnt be so much excuses

fembots dont exist. if you still dont get it, start chugging
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>>24346943
That's a poor argument to make here...

This is a board for robots, saying "I'm human" is a dumb approach to make.

Really reinforces that you don't belong... Does not help you one bit.
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>>24346863
get some drugs then. Be careful with benzos, only use them before going out, don't take them every day.

You need some counseling. Have a skype or email?
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>>24346974
Emotional companionship is the point of most non-sexual relationships. Even most long term sexual relationships are mostly about emotional companionship. You're just being a cunt desu
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>>24346935
So do guys like being approached? not according to vogue magazine , it comes off as desperate ?
Help boys
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>>24346974
You don't want a job right? So just let him fly you out and take care of you.

Not that complicated. And if you want to stay near family or something, then you'd better either get a job, start putting in effort, or kill yourself for having unrealistic expectations.
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>>24346869
You tryna sound deep? You sound like you need a dick in your mouth so you can shut the fuck up and be useful.

Anyone got any more rape jokes? I wanna make a new folder of them, if I can find enough.
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>>24346941
>I love shitskins, except for certain subspecies of shitskins.
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>>24346974
so you just want dick then is what im getting? go get a male hooker
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>>24346542
I want a husband but no children. Is that too much to ask?
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>>24347028
I barely want to respond to someone who reads vogue, you really don't belong here.

But yes. Boys loved to be approached, but AGGRESSIVELY, don't half ass it. Guys are dumb. No subtle hints, just be blunt and he'll be putty in your hand, girls overcomplicate things so much.
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>>24347051
We could have had a moment ,

>folder of rape jokes
Why are you alive edgy faggot
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>>24346550
I don't live in that area, sorry.
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>>24345583
how I'm getting comfy yo

gonna wrap things up with college then go chill with my bro in Chicago for Thanksgiving
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>>24347089
But you don't want to work correct?

So why should he look forward to coming home? For what reason would he marry you? You can't expect him to do everything for nothing.

It's horrible to think but in that relationship your ONLY selling point is sex. Some guy still marry you just for that, work a bit on your appeal. You're pretty cute but you need to put it to work.
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>>24347121
Not OP but
>tfw no weed til Friday so smoking 3x the normal amount I smoke in AVB
Tastes gross, man..
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>>24347097
Fuck off, you expect people to read Machiavelli all day, besides vogue is next to my neitzhche collection aha ;p

So preferably the best way to approach a male specimen , push them against a wall, stroke their cheek with your rainbow strap on and whisper ur asshole is mine now
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>>24347169
>dude femdom lmao
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>>24346681
The way he wrote his post creeped me out. I don't want to be a serial killers next victim.
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>>24347089
yes. a relationship without the potential of procreation will never land you a serious relationship with a guy. the only guys who will date you will be those that are looking to use you for sex. a chad. if you can't fill the basic instinctual need for a male, then you're gonna have a tough time. there's very few males that don't want to genuinely have children. those who say they don't haven't fallen in love with the right person for it- they'll come around to it and want it eventually.
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>>24347169
Yeah that's about the gist of it, give it a shot!

Also even reality TV trumps Vogue. Even in sarcasm just no.
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>>24346085
>fellow fembot
This is my favorite myth.
Fembots don't exist, it's always "stacies" looking for some easy attention. Every time, these girls are decent enough to have had some kind of attention IRL that they have definitely ignored to keep their personal pity parade afloat in their minds.

The only way a girl could make robot level incel is being circus ugly or having literal autism or something along those lines. Other than that, she really just doesn't care.
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>>24347224
/r9k/ fags are too beta to be serial killers.
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>>24346830
This is why there is no God.


At least not a personal God.
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>>24346085
Alright, have fun.
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>>24347028
for one, don't follow the shit mainstream media spoonfeeds to you, you helpless idiot.

secondly, just be friendly. greet them with a smile and act cute but not in an obvious way. maybe be a little teasing if possible too.
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>>24347155
Ew dude, don't do that

just give yourself a T break, think about how nice your high will be
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>>24346085
Awesome. Cool. Die.
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>>24346793
I watch reality TV sometimes. My favorite show is Big Brother. It's on CBS every summer.
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>>24346085
Why are you suicidal? Is your life situation bad?
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>>24346842
None of those people who offered live in my area. I don't know how to drive and my mom wouldn't let me anyways.
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>>24347292
Fuck off I like to see their outfits not read about 69 sex tips that will blow my (nonexistent) man away
You act like you guys are simple then you're like act cute tease them wtf how this isn't a movie young dick cheese
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>>24347325
Can't say I'm a huge fan of that kind of stuff. I barely watch any TV myself, don't mind shows like NCIS though.

Read anything or play any games?
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>>24347246
Kk ill post results thank you anon
Also don't use trump as a verb :e
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>>24347366
Long distance relationships can work if you put the effort into one.
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>>24345583
Just keep pushing forard op sometimes life is fucking awful for a long time but it will get better.
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>>24346646
>being this betamax
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>>24347325
what interests do you have?
other than just watching netflix I mean.

Maybe try getting into nerd or geek interests to avoid meeting chads and finding a boyfriend.
Stay away from casual gamer shit though, like CoD, Halo and such.
Expand your interests and pick up a hobby

>>24347367
guys like cute girls and tomboyish girls. they like that shock factor of being approached by a girl.
>how
a bubbly personality seems to be well-received
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>>24347367
Not the same person senpai.

Be more aggressive than he said, be physical tell him you think he's attractive, tell straight up that you're interested or just ask him out.

But don't rush too much, that's how you seem desperate get to know him a bit first, start with some physical intimacy, and just keep pushing, he'll crumble easily.

Also if you don't read the articles, why do you know it says aggressive=desperate? ;)
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Can you kik me? I'm bored and being a talkative shit :)
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>>24347400
It can be a verb each shouldn't I use it as such?

Look up the rules of Pinnachle, I promise it's x trumps y etc.
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>>24346992
Everyone doesn't hate me, a lot of people have left kind messages.
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>>24347018
I'm very suspicious by the fact that so many people want my Skype. Do you people lurk and wait to get girls skypes? I'm not making one.
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>>24347445
I-i was just flipping through the pages..
No frl men perplex me, they have so many things they hate about women, lists, yet they just claim they're easy to approach and mailable. Experiencing Cogontive dissonance .
I'm going to treat boys like the toys in happy meals, not even the good toys, the shitty.ones
Thx anon xo
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>>24347020
I'm a cunt for wanting an actual physical relationship?
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>>24347479
It can be silly
It just reminds me of Donald : /
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>>24347263
it doesn't stop them from worshiping them
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>>24347078
I want to have a relationship with a human being, not a computer screen.
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>>24347533
they are people trying to get to know you on a personal level. people who spend a lot of time on the internet generally use skype as a method of communication.
it's not that they're lurking in wait for girl's skypes so much as it's because you caught their attention.

>>24347554

you are being picky when you won't even put any effort into getting to know someone personally online. what makes you think you're going to find someone IRL if you can't do online first? Online is literal easy mode. You're not even ready for a relationship tbqh
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>>24347144
Do men really enjoy kids? I've heard having children ruins everything...
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>>24347550
Yeah that's about his you get things done honestly.

It's fucked to say, especially as a guy, but the easiest way to get a guy is use and abuse. Most are pretty dumb when it comes to girls.

If you just say what you want you'll usually get it.

Have fun anon!
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>>24345583
Go back to Mexico.
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>>24347028
>talk about something neutral
don't say "i'm new to the city" or "where do you like to hang out." that sounds like you want a date, which is fine if you do. if you don't, just ask about his shirt or pants or bike. *something that he has that you actually know something about.* difficult, i know.

>if he seems ok, and isn't asking you out, just ask him for his number
this is easy and non-committal. if you decide later he's not the one, you can just let him know. you're not committing to sex. you're not even committing to a date. just a number.

>ask him on a date
after a few phone chats, surely he has caught on by now. maybe not. or maybe he doesn't want to weird you out. welcome to the world of feminized men. it doesn't mean "metrosexual." it means we're afraid of being called creepers and rapists. we're afraid. of other humans. like women are. so if he doesn't ask, just say "hey want to grab coffee?"

you know the rest. if it's "too much work" then that's your decision in life. fuck off, no one cares. god forbid you should want something in life and do something to achieve it.
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>>24345583

Fembot feels, i would like you to join us shitposting in wagekek threads starting saturday at 11 am. We'll all talk to you. Between the wewposting, rapping and autism fights.

See you there. Use your trip.
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>>24347348
Yes, I'm completely lonely and without hope. I'm too lazy to fix things and too scared of people to have a social life.
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>>24347352
No I don't have a kik. Sorry
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>>24347607
Well let me put it this way. If a guy wants a family, and many do, kids do ruin everything but biological needs and whatnot, you don't have a selling point. If a guy wants to live a luxurious life? No selling point, you're a financial burden.

So think about what you do have going for you;

Why would a guy marry you?

You need to be a good companion but really you need to keep him satisfied. Always take care of him and give lots of head.

I wish I could give less pessimistic advice but you need to provide something in a relationship. If not money, and not family... Make him WANT to provide for you.
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>>24347693
>wah I'm so lonely that I'm going to kill myself
>I won't put in any effort to make friends though
You're such a fucking insufferable cunt holy shit.
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>>24347393
I love the Twilight series and ordered the entire thing from Barnes and Noble. I love playing Sly Cooper and Yugioh duelest of roses.
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>wahhh I gotta watch movies alone
>I don't talk to nobody wahhh
>systematically shits on every robot that makes any attempt to get to know her

Oh, fuck all the way off.
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>>24347410
Thank you so much. It means a lot to me to have a kind comment. You're comment made my night. I'll think about you tonight.
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Get the fuck out of here you dumb cunt.

You aren't a 'bot'. Half the people in this thread would probably drive across the country to be with you if they thought they had a chance.

Kill yourself.
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>>24347443
I have no other interests but I'm thinking about getting into gaming.
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>>24347740
You seem oddly normal... And you're pretty attractive.

What exactly happened to take you to this point? If you aren't comfortable don't answer, but those interests are pretty generic for a girl your age.

It would be a shame if you were a troll all along. :^)
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>>24347681
then start with an online relationship, you dope.
that is literally the best option here. long distance relationships, if they work out, tend to last longer than (initial) physical ones anyways.
I'd try playing online games where you can interact with members of a community. from there you'll have time to weed out the shitty guys and find yourself a gem. I know quite a few successful couples that came out from this.

get yourself a decent computer, and then find a game you think you'd enjoy. there's a lot of games out there, there's bound to be one that suits your interests. gaming is a perfect escape and can also be a fantastic social platform on which to make long-lasting friendships.

I have 5-6 friends I've known since high school I still talk to on a daily basis from that.
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>>24347451
I don't have a damn kik,how many fucking times do I have to mention that?
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>>24347656
It is hard when you feel like a burden to everyone around you and generally believe it is unjustifiable for someone to care about or give you attention
Thank you for the sassy feedback passive aggressive internet man
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this fucking aint /soc/

post feet or gtfo
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>>24347802

Wats ur kik doe
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Holy shit so fucking ugly
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>>24347652
I'm not a Mexican so why would I go there?
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>>24346306
What's your location? Ohio here
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lmao bodied
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ugh one of my orbiters keeps texting me

I wish he'd just stop I don't need him right now
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>>24347836
whats ur kik thoooe
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>>24346601
Did that horse catch aids from charlie sheen?
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>>24347863
confirmed bait

pack it up guys
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>>24347772
I am willing to be anyone's gf if they come to me, I can't go anywhere because I can't drive.
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>>24347802
I really can't see you getting a boyfriend. You seem super needy for attention, which is why you specifically state yourself as a fembot. That shows poorly on character, because that means you will take attention where ever you can get it. My girlfriend reeeeeee, while needy, still didn't attentionwhore online like you are now. Not attractive at all.
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>>24347783
I'm scared of people and that fear has ruined my life. I wish you could understand my situation...
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>>24347903

Where do you live then?

I'm 6'4 robot I will literally come and fuck you.
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>>24347818
I don't understand people with foot fetish, don't most feet look the same?
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>>24347776

>>24347792
important notes:
-being a gamergril causes guys to flock to you

-a gaming computer that can run almost anything will cost you around $600, so save up and buy stuff on black friday or when on sales if possible. also make sure the parts are compatible by asking around online or via google. hell even ask the tech board or whatever to see if someone can help you build your pc. building your PC is usually the best option. it's not hard to do, I literally learned via google+Youtube just like you can do with everything else. (SUPER FUN by the way, just make sure you know about"grounding" first)

-if you go for PC gaming, steam is essential.

-consider getting skype and or discord for MMOs

-shared hobbies with a guy is an important aspect to consider when in the dating market

-considering trying different genres of anime or manga would also be a good idea. hell, there's genres aimed towards your gender even so why not. you seem edgy like me so I recommend gritty 80s shit, or stuff like darker than black
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>>24347921
How can someone be needy and not an attention whore
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>>24347835
Did that make you feel better? To tear me down and cut through my soul?
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>>24347928
I can if you explain it sweetie.

The only way to help people understand is to communicate, you should really consider making friends online then gradually developing a relationship.

You should also get a trip if you make a thread like this. Takes a few seconds and makes sure nobody impersonates you.

I assume
>>24347863
Isn't you, seems too out of character and would make the thread boring bait.
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>>24347838
Southern Cali .
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>>24347863
Wtf? This isn't me.
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>>24347996
nice one, but women dont have souls.
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>>24347985
Dunno, I got really lucky with my gf. She's extremely devoted to me, almost to a fault, and requires a decent amount of attention each day.
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>>24347928
The fuck? I'm out.

Faggot ass robot, stop muting me.

Filler content is filler because if there isn't any, you get muted.
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>>24348031
post thighs
>>24347863

kek'd
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>>24347878
That's not me, someone is copying my name.
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>>24347863
Welp that's it, thread over.
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Alright guys im getting bored with this thread. Whoever can entertain me the most gets my info to come and fuck me

only the best are worthy of access to my vagina
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>>24348070
Nice try, faggot.

___OC___
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>>24347533
then fucking go see a psychiatrist.
gtfo if you don't want anyone to help you.
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>>24348054
As I said in my last comment, get a trip. Just google it.

I called it before you even noticed~
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>251 posts
>251 posts
>251 fucking posts
You all are retards for falling for this trash. That's a man in a wig
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>>24348105

That's too much work. I shouldn't have to work that hard for attention.
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>>24347952
I live in south Cali, would you come there?
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>>24348054
>>24348114

faggot that typed the advice text walls above here, I'm drunk so I'll be staying whether this is bait or not. I'm interested in the turnout as well as bored desu
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>>24348131

Yep, I'm northern cal
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>>24348041
>almost to a fault
Are you looking to get keked
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Hey you guys too many people are impersonating me... I'm gonna ditch this thread but I'll be back sometime!
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>>24348123
Not going to lie, what you're doing is usually fun as all hell. But I'm really REALLY bored right now.

I'd rather a crummy discussion with a newly minted tripfag than no discussion at all.
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>>24348138
Poor guy

You aren't even in the orbit of beta orbiters.
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>>24348158
Boring.

Atleast get a trip if you're playing the fembot card.

Obviously people are going to impersonate you. You're dumb if you think otherwise.
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>>24348158

Good riddance

droopy looking cunt, hope you get breast cancer
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>>24348002
Ok thanks, I just attempted to make a trip based off what I read on google. Social anxiety makes me ever more self conscious. I'm too scared of people, that's my main problem.
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>>24348170
I'm just curious in seeing whether or not this is actually bait. If confirmed bait I'll just pack it in. I'm the type of person that can't stop reading a book until it's finished no matter how bad it is, unfortunately. I'm usually pretty easily entertained, though.
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>>24348070
Stop impersonating me you weirdo.
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Norcal as well. Feeling really hollow inside atm.
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>>24348105
I got one, thanks for the advice.
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norcal too. suckramento
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>>24348257
where in socal? can i piss on you?
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>>24348138
Thanks for staying and believing in me, ill be posting more updates in the future.
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>still falling for this
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>>24348158
Stop and go away.
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>>24348275
No I'm not into that stuff.
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>>24348327
how do you know if you havent tried it?
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>>24348343
Because I don't want pee on me, it's full bacteria. That's no amusing at all.
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>>24348327
What are you interested in fetish-wise, out of curiosity?

Also, what is your preference in looks?
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>>24345583
How old are you? Do you have any friends? NEET? Ignore all requests for Skype, they just want pussy.
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>>24348392
it helps boaster your immune system
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>>24348397
I dont have fetishes really, just like plain sex. My preference for looks is anything other than black or indian. I'm not picky about height or weight.
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>>24348426
>boaster

fuck off redwood I know that's you
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>>24348416
I'm 18 and a recent NEET.
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>>24348392
Fresh urine has no bacteria
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>>24348439
wow, that's great. you're pretty plain. plain girls are my absolute favorite desu. do you like taller guys, though?
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