I have fallen from grace.
> acne and eyebags
> 40 pounds overweight
> crooked yellow teeth
> unhappy wagekek
> hairy
If you had a gf like me, rank the worst thing about from 1-5, five being the MOST tolerable.
You're saving my life here, I need to know what's the shittiest thing about me.
>>24345221
the shittiest thing about you is your need for attention from the type of people that browse /r9k/
>>24345221
In order:
>40 pounds overweight
>fucked up teeth
>unhappy (whiny faggot who comes on /r9k/ for attention)
>acne and eyebags
>hairy (some people desire this a lot)
>>24345258
this. other than that, being overweight and hairy is pretty equally bad, but both of things that can be fixed, so quit complaining.
>>24345221
Overweight
>>24345221
being overweight would be enough to make it intolerable for me.
>>24345258
I actually don't want compliments. What I want is an unbiased opinion on what guys tolerate in a girl provided they aren't being desperate. You must be desperate, which is why you feel baited and possibly triggered right now.
>>24345221
1. crooked yellow teeth (ugly and expensive to fix)
2. 40 pounds overweight (ugly, but not too hard to fix)
3. acne and eyebags (easily fixable and not as ugly as being overweight)
4. unhappy wagekek (money is useful)
5. hairy (can always shave, but hairy pussies are hot anyway)
>>24345221
post benis pls
>>24345258
first post best post as susual
>>24345221
Despite what everyone says I'd probably rate the weight last. Not sure about the rest, as it kind of depends on the specifics.
>>24345323
>ugly and expensive to fix
Whitening tooth paste isn't expensive, though I'm not sure how effective it is.
>>24345221
>yellow teeth
easily fixed
>eyebags
very easily fixed
>acne
moderately hard to fix
>40 lbs
moderately hard
>hairy
delicious/10 plz prove
>>24345551
you can get treatments from a dentist for ~100$ or just buy those white strips and get a couple shades whiter
>>24345221
what's wrong anon?
you just sound like the average brit to me.
>>24345576
crooked teeth cost thousands of dollars to fix. In the range of $5K USD actually and it will take years of braces.
He'll also have to deal with the stigma of adults wearing braces.
>tfw I am not suguoi enough for senpai desu
>>24345634
> implying this is acceptable
oh fuck it's worse than I thought
>>24345221
Who gives a damn what we think? What "people" think. Completely unnecessary to consider, who cares.
>>24345221
4 stop staying up so late and lay off greasy foods
2 eat healthy.Stop eating out of boredom. Walk 3 miles a day.
1go to the dentist and stop smoking
5 you can do better than this, get some motivation to better your position
1 get a damn razor, they're not expensive. You can buy quality solilet or whatever razors at bulk stores for like 12 and they'll last you like a year.
>>24346093
>two 1s
nigga..
Well I guess I'll just rank these from easiest to hardest to fix.
5. Hair
4. Acne and Eyebags
3. Unhappy wagkek
2. 40 pounds overweight
1. Teeth
>>24346262
hairy people are disgusting. whaddya want from me?
>>24345221
>> acne and eyebags
>> 40 pounds overweight
>> crooked yellow teeth
>> unhappy wagekek
>> hairy
This is literally my perfect waifu, a/s/l please?
>>24347662
>>24345221
Well? I'm serious.
>>24345221
1.40 Lb's overweight. (Automatically disqualified)
2.Teeth
3.Acne (don't give a fuck about eyebags)
4.Wage kek is Bad unless you're willing to completely let me leach of you.
5.If you where skinny you wouldn't be hairy, I don't care how much hair a skinny girl has as long as she has no facial hair, but this may be because I am a hairy fuck.
Despite all that.
Just loose weight.
If you reach a normal BMI, you can get a man.
