What's your excuse for not attempting suicide today?
Been watching anime and playing video games all day.
>>24344686
Lewdposting. Its saving me until sf5, then i'll feel better about myself by teaching people street fighter fundamentals
>>24344686
I'm not even depressed any more. All it took was regular social interaction, physical exercise, a regulated sleep-wake schedule, and massive amounts of (homegrown) marijuana..
Because what if I get reborn as a tree, I don't want that. Or reborn as a cup of coffee, no thanks.
>>24344686
Too busy, can't find rope, among other things like still holding on to some hope and my family.
I'm too pussy... :(
i just like to watch the world burn cause i didnt start the fire and so no one can blame me for it
>>24344762
It's always your fault, faggot.
On the first day of every month, I load one bullet into my dad's old revolver, spin it and quickly put it to my head and pull the trigger. I've done this for the last 7 months. Any robots good at math or statistics can tell me my probable date of death?
>>24344686
Because my purpose in life is to make people feel better. I don't live for myself. I live to make people happy.even people on this board deserve happinesseven you anon, even you
>>24344686
because i think the ontological argument presented by Anselm is sound i want to think about it some more
>>24344741
same here bruv
>>24344686
Working all day and fell asleep straight after having dinner
>>24345946
Does your heart race when you do it?
I don't want to do it by means other than a gun and I'm finding it difficult to acquire a suitable one. About 300$ in bank. The gun laws are pretty shitty in my state.
>>24347670
get Fentanyl, 4+4chan /suicide/ can help
>>24344722
Nobody watches your channel LTG
>>24348072
;_; i'm not LTG, although sometimes i had the attention his dumb-assery achieves
Might do it honestly..
because i'm mortal and will be dead too soon anyway?
>rage quieting life
>>24348095
Just start a rivalry with a world champion game player and world champion shit talker and watch the attention flow in.
I had no idea who he was until Viscant's dick made him famous.
>>24344686
If I ever lose my job and my finances go to shit, I'll probably calmly put my revolver to my head tbqh
Until then might as well just keep on keepin on family
When my mom finally dies or gets tired of my shit then I'll do it.
>>24344741
Is this a fetish comic? I see a lot of those with different guys hanging themselves and pissing, does anyone have sauce?
>>24348160
Kek. I Still dont know much abput ltg, except people talk about him constantly. I dont watch any fightan streams except tournaments.
Too broke to buy a gun, and nowhere to shoot myself that won't be an inconvenience
Too lazy to buy a rope
No bridges to throw myself off, even if I ever left the house
Tried hanging myself with a belt earlier and I fucked it up, so I'm not trying that anytime soon.
So basically I'm alive out of apathy.
because I have plenty of reasons to live
Registering for a gun in canada is hard. I need to take a safety course.
Like most people I'm too scared, also I wish I could see how people would react if I actually went through it.
>>24344686
scheduled for a later date.
that is all.
>>24344686
A girl told me that she loved me.
>>24345946
Is it a six shooter?
Do you add a bullet every month or do you just use one?
>7 bullets in a sixshooter
>aim at head, pull trigger
>still not dead :^)
I'm pretty sure no one on this earth likes me, but I want to be sure first.
>>24345946
You already died and you are now posting as a ghost.
>>24345974
I've lived by this philosophy for so long.
Too many friends and family members depend on me surviving for me to die.
If I kill myself, I imagine it'll be a domino effect, and I'll ruin the lives of all those that I love and care for.
I couldn't ever do that.
I used to stay alive to make the people who deserved it keep on going.
Now it's only the guilt keeping me alive.I want off the ride.
>>24348215
There's a bunch of them, but I think the artist killed himself or something.
Because I'm still writing out my manifesto and will to my parents.
>>24344726
thats what I'm aiming for, too much of a pussy to grow though (swecucck), and social interactions are difficult when you are pretty much made of spaghetti
Dying is too much of a hassle
