>tfw no pale hairy qt bf
Have any fembots here actually had boyfriends? How was it?
>>24343507
Imagine if someone wanted to pick your nose for you like 3 times a day everyday
Now imagine that except they fart
>>24343507
I dated a tall pale hairy boy for a while it was heaven
>>24343507
What's the original un-edited version of this?
Back searching it with Google only gives a shitty reddit link.
>>24343558
too bad you're not a girl
If you are white and you don't lift you should literally kill yourself as you are doing a disgrace to your heritage and to the race
>>24343619
xd cuz no grilz on interwebz rite xd bacon bill muray
>>24343583
>>>/hm/1255665
yes
good
>tfw no slightly overweight, smart but lazy with a wicked sense of humor bf
that cracks me up the most
>>24343747
that's everyone on this boardINCLUDING ME. LONDON, LONDON, LONDON,LONDON
>>24343784
fuck of astrodes
>>24343583
Why?
Also, reverse image search for me only yields a tinachan pic. Does Google reverse image search give differing results based on things like geography?
>>24343583
It's a guy from /soc/
>>24343741
Is that you anon? How'd you find that?
>>24343818
I think it's actually a robot that posted his pics on /hm/ and then some other robot shooped Pepe on him and always posts it in those wagekek vs NEETkek threads.
>>24343849
no, it's not me
i'm a hornygrillthat browses /hm/
>>24343507
Does this bf have to be tall? And can he be pudgy? These questions are for a friend
>>24343507
I'm plae, hairy, and qt
Be my gf
kik me chaser6590
>>24343507
>tfw I am a pale hairy guy but no gurl wants a non-chad as a bf
most women want bronze smooth chads
>>24344264
What is considered tall? And how pudgy?
>>24344276
Proof?
>>24343526
Wow ok
You might not have a very high libido
Also you might not be aware that you also fart?
>>24344312
Yep, this has been my experience as well. No fembots want pale hairy boys.
>>24344389
5'8 185 lbs. all the fat went to my butt and belly, people tell me i dont look bad. Gay guys mostly, but a compliment is still a compliment
>>24344202
Oh, ok.
What kind of guys do you like? Girls tend to dislike hair and pale no?
>>24344389
Give contact and I'll give a pic of qt face
>>24344456
If they're tall and lanky I prefer guys that are not hairy. I like hairy guys if they are buff or chubby, it tends to suit them more.
I don't really put much thought into paleness. As long as he's not spooky looking pale then I don't care.
>>24344545
I'm more fat than the guy in OP's pic and I'm only 5'7" but I'm trying to loose a bit of weight. Would you fuck someone like him? His body seems like a realistic goal for me, he's not very tone.
I feel like I could get there within a year.
Have you talked to him before?
>tfw hairy
>tfw pale
>tfw 7 inch cock
but still no gf.
>>24344752
>>tfw 7 inch cock
I wish I had a 7 incher.
>TFW gyno and chubby and only hairy on my legs
I can't be loved.
>>24345131
Join the club anon. I'll order the helium, you bring the booze, we'll have a going away party of two
OP never responded to me ;_;
>>24345154
twist: you both fall in love with each other and throw the helium bottle into a river while the sun sets
>>24346425
Hm, i'd like to have that happen. But we're both probably burly dudes. It just wouldnt work.
>tfw no petite curvy gf to cuddle with through these long cold stormy New England winters
just end my suffering
>>24343526
>not wanting to smell your qt bf's farts
grl pls
>>24343747
Described me pretty perfectly
As a male, I more or less abandoned the idea of dating and have basically come to terms with how much happier I'd be if I never got married or had kids and basically just played video games, let myself go, and played table-top rpgs until the day that I die which will probably be before 50 given my diet (but I don't do drugs so who knows.)
That said I think I've dated someone who is probably a prime example of a fembot and I found her so fucking insufferable that she is the catalyst for me reassessing my interest in partnership. Before and after I was with her she was with many robot-tier types of males. Ergo I don't think it's particularly likely that most fembots are single.
Pretty much my logic is that robots are not destined to be together since they're both such pessimistic, terrible people that there's really just a low chance of a quality union coming out of it, and that even a fembot can reliably find a NORMIE BF so there's probably not going to be a very large demographic to share OP's struggle.
Also OP is a faggot.
