See? She doesn't mind my paragraphs. :^)
>tfw jonathan is also my name
c.uck name tbqh...
>>24343368
>>24343450
Why not just go by John you autistic fuck
>>24343368
Holy shit, fuck off. Beta kuck.
>>24343368
Fuck Johnny that was painful to read.
>>24343478
Nani?!ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT
>>24343478
They must be fans of the Biblical Jonathan who was David's male lover.
>>24343368
this shit is kekworthy master ruseman
>>24343522
You are such a fucking faggot original
>>24343512
>>24343530
It could be worse.It could always be worse.
>>24343555
jesus fucking christ man
>>24343368
>>24343555
oh really? betakek
>>24343368
So beta you make me hate sharing a name
>>24343555
>Replies: >>l_24343368>>l_24343555
>>24343555
haha kill yourself
>>24343555
>talking to girls through jokes
This reminds me of Edward Nygma's riddles on Gotham. His character gave me a lot of feels.
>>24343555
I don't think this is real.
>>24343555
>"meta"
fake as fuck, but will still get 100s of replies from you retards
>>24343524
Not everyones a fruit like you
>>24343555
Knock knock Johnny
>>24343555
very bad post
>>24343555
oh wow this is literally the worst thing ive seen tonight
you got KEK'd mate.
This girl seems very polite, how nice.
Too bad she has to deal with your faggot retard ass OP.
>knock knock
>Who's there Johnathan?
>Fuck off
>Let me perform fellatio on your penis
>>24343555
>d-did you not like that one?
>ITS FINE JOHNATHAN JESUS CHRIST
>w-want to hear another stupid knock knock joke?
>Gotta go, sorry. :^)
Just tried the same joke on my slam piece. She thought it was cute. Thx OP.
>>24343913
Thanks.I got it from Undertale. What's a slam piece?
>>24343368
>stealing jokes from undertale
Pathetic desu
stop talking so apologetically. it is a huge turn off.
>>24343450
Fucking this. Why is every Jonathan such a cucc?
>>24344013
But I'm scared of her. And she knows.Plus she accused me of being autistic, but not directly. She likes some Author who is Autistic and said I remind her of him.
>>24343555
why do you talk like a fuking alien? talking /= stream of tought. Make it stop plez
>>24343555
Is this a repost? If this is really you then we need to talk homie... You have a lot to learn kid.
>>24344098
Fellow stream of thought fag here it kind of hurts to know how painfully shitty I sound desu
>>24343368
ima persent yew with this here reward son
>>24343368
>>24343555
This is giving me horrifying flashbacks of me when I used to try to talk to girls
Please stop OP, I guarantee that this will bring you nothing but suffering
>>24343555
stop this immediately
>>24344255
Can't you read? She said she had to go.She's living on a College Campus.
>>24343555
this is my favorite tv show
please post weekly
>>24344424I wish she talked to me weekly.
>>24343368
God damnit Sans...
>>24343555
what the fuck man3
>>24343368
>undertale joke while "flirting"
>>24343555
don't ever mention our name when you talk to her faggot
>>24344217
Holy shit same. I renember i sent some girl the scooby doo pasta to seem clever. She didn't get it though and i ended up getting pissed at her
>>24344869
Was she retarded?
>>24343555
Thank you for posting this
You made me realize that no matter how pathetic I get, I will never be this beta
have a good day anon
>>24345244
No(maybe) but she turned out to be a lesbian
>>24345486
You maybe even played a part in that one
>>24345608
Fuck walked right into that one
Top Ramen
>>24344869
>Velma
>0/10
>>24343555
you on the left familia
>>24345766
You're wrong.I'm 5'3".
Im getting more and more afraid this isnt b&
>>24343555
fake as my step mom's chest
iOS convos like that can be generated just after 1 google search
