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I was walking to McDonald's to get some chicken nuggets when some guy approached me...
>hey what's up
>startled that someone talked to me
>tell him I'm going to McDonald's
>hope he goes away
>doesn't
>asks if I like to party
>think to myself that I do enjoy a good birthday party
>say yes
>slips something into my pocket along with a number

What does this have to do with birthdays? What is this bag, and why would he want me to call him? So shaken I didn't get McDonald's and went home
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bait but
probably research chemicals, maybe mdma powder if he's legit. depends on what sort of guy he was, what scene he's in.
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He had some tribal skull jacket and a flat brimmed hat, and various facial piercings, thinking about turning him in
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>>24342042
>What is this bag
You're the one with it. Try it out and let us know.
Mystery powder is the best
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>>24342242
Couldn't I just give it to police with his number? Will they think it's mine? And what do you mean by "try it" ?
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>>24342338
It's yours now you can't do anything about it.

Also, don't be a fucking narc faggot.
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>>24342042
snort it lol
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It's just salt, the guy wants to give you a sample of his new salt factory.
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its vitamins idiot
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>>24342338
Turn him in. It could lead the police to his stash and you might get rewarded for it.
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>inb4 guy was actually the batman of drug dealers
He's relying on OP snorting some industrial chemical to kill him that won't show in a toxicology report because drug dealers killed his parents when he was but a wee lad.
That said a real nigga would be railing that shit by now
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lip the tip of your finger, dip it in there, and rub some of it on your gums. If it's coke they'll go a little numb.
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>>24342338
>>24342566
This is why you guys don't have friends
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>>24342566
Do this if you want to get beaten up
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Ik op is a lying faggot but I'll bite

If not its like 5% cocaine mixed with other shit


Throw it away
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>>24342567
This the dude was a god send

Rail it and chill out
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>>24342042

looks like molly op. have fun, it's harmless.
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This is drugs though? I had a glass of wine before, never saw drugs outside of d.a.r.e when I was younger
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>birthday parties
So dense this ha to be fake
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>>24342042
Why don't you just text the guy and ask him what it is? Its perfectly reasonable to question what the fuck he was giving you so it doesn't kill you. Don't be a narc when people give you drugs, especially for free, you say thank you.

Jesus some people
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>>24342602
I do have friends you cocksucking faggot.

>>24342606
Most likely the dealer done this before, thus the dealer won't know who turned him in. Also, OP can remain anonymous when reporting to police.
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probably bath salts. coke is too expensive too just hand out as bait.
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>>24342646
>being under 21
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>>24342338
you're a lil bitch

your friends shit talk you behind your back
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>>24342646

yes. take a knife and scoop a small mound of it (about 1/5 of the bag) and mix it with juice or something. chug it and report back to us.
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I wonder if the guy is expecting OP to pay him now, or if he gave it for free.
Why would he give his number though? And why would he give free drugs to a complete stranger?
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>>24342684
I don't want my parents to read the text
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>>24342720
Friends mean nothing
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>>24342684
this is a good response.

but really, it's probably cocaine
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>>24342685
You're a fucking retard. It's not about remaining anon, it's about not reporting some random dealer in an attempt to get some sort of reward.
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this is your free sample, he wants you addicted and dependent on him. that's why he left the number

inform the policia
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>>24342712
I'm 24, would I get a decent reward for turning him in?
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>>24342743
Its a marketing skill. If OP takes it, he'll feel obliged to buy more
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>>24342759
it doesn't look like cocaine to me. its some type of RC I bet.
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>>24342215
nah don't do that, best case scenario you buy an ez test and find out it's some great drug, worst case scenario it's fake
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>>24342767
He's nothing but a trouble maker who is breaking the law. The most logical thing to do would be to turn him in.
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>>24342042

Looks like MXE

Scoop a little on the end of a pocketknife, snort, and prepare for some God-tier disassociation. This shit is right up your alley.
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>>24342767
Cry harder faggot. OP don't you want to be recognized as a hero? Don't you want everyone to praise you? Don't you want people to look up to you and have the possibility of monetary reward?
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inb4 OP tries it and dies

The guy was probably a cop lol stupid fag
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>>24342777
you will at least get the feeling of having done a good deed and getting one less scumbag off the street
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>>24342822

why waste your time? there isn't any reward.
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>>24342777
Do you know how many drug dealers there are. You won't get a reward for turning in a single distributor. It doesnt affect the overall drug problem
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>>24342838
no way dude, mxe has disappeared, you can't get it ANYWHERE. what are the odds some random street dealer just happens to have some of the last of the drug and is just giving it to people.
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>>24342822
Kinda freaked out, if I call the cops my parents will find out I have drugs :(
They might not believe me
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>>24342777
This level of autism
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>>24342899
No, but what if it lead to more arrests? OP would have done great and he would be recognized as a hero or an outstanding member of society in his community.
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>>24342910
MXE and most RCs are still legal in the US.
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>>24342913
Just tell them what happened. They'll believe you. It wouldn't make sense if you were an actual drug user and you turned in your dealer.
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>>24342949
then he would be revealed and fucked up
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>>24342777

Yes, you get your information taken and are probably arrested for possession of a narcotic or RC. The cops aren't going to believe that some random dude conveniently gave you drugs and contact info for no reason. Also, your anxious demeanor is gonna make you look like a tweaker trying to fuck someone over.
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>>24342984
My family is Christian and because of an outburst I had they think I'm straying away, when in fact I just wanted to keep my allowance instead of giving to the church
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>>24342993
No, at most he would receive an award and be praise by the police force. Also, the drug dealer sounds like some low level drug dealer not the mafia or some gang otherwise the dealer would have a consistent customer base and wouldn't need to hand out free samples. OP has a clean getaway.
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>>24342910

Sucks to be you, bro. I just got a gram 2 weeks ago.
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>>24343061
this faglord
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>>24342984
If drugs come up , I can't imagine what would happen
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>>24342962
most of the precursors to make MXE have become heavily regulated in asian countries recently.
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>>24342910

> what are the odds some random street dealer just happens to have some of the last of the drug and is just giving it to people.

MXE is plentiful and cheap since you can just buy it online legally.
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>>24343061
Top k e k. Now I don't believe you anymore but good thread anyway
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>>24342984

>It wouldn't make sense if you were an actual drug user and you turned in your dealer.

This is actually quite common. What's uncommon is a nervous 24 year old walking into a police station and declaring he has drugs and the number to a dealer.
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>>24343067
>>24342962

Yeah... sure you did. All the vendors who used to sell the legit stuff have disappeared, it's illegal in Europe where the good stuff was produced and supposedly is also illegal now in China where all the mass production chemical labs are. And the intermediary rc4.me was busted so there is no way for the vendors to order drugs conveniently anymore.

It's no surprise to anyone that a bunch of no name dealers stepped up to fill that hole in the market peddling MXP as MXE. It's not real MXE, trust me.
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>>24342042
Probably an undercover. No one would do this.
Don't text him or call him at all.
If you do think he is a legit dealer, be careful and have your story straight if you do want to turn him in, you don't want to get charged for possession. I doubt they'll believe your story though and you probably will get charged.
Also, it's not a good idea to snort things random people give to you.
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Just throw it out and dont worry about it lmao
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>>24343105
you just don't know what you are talking about. It's gone from the markets completely and hasn't been sold on the clear web for a year or two at this point.
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>>24343145
>This is actually quite common.
I like to see the evidence on that
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>>24343149

Yes, I'll trust the random robot on 4chan over my dealer of 12 years and my own personal experience.


Same look, same effects, and the same price.
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>>24343164
If I throw it out someone might find it, this arsehole ruined my day:(
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>>24343178

So the MXE i've been using for the past 6 months is imaginary?
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i have been given lots of drugs by normie drug dealers in hopes i'd get hooked. too bad for them my social anxiety prevents me from calling or initiating a conversation with anyone so i'll never buy anything even though i've greatly enjoyed all samples i've been given. Checkmate normalpieceofshit
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>>24342743
He's looking for customers, he's a dealer. He's hoping you get hooked and enjoy the little he gave you, so you call him to buy more. If you get enough to get addicted, your going to be giving him a lot of your money. its worth the risk to give the first hit for free.
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Do a line faggot. A fat one.

You've been a coward your whole life. It's time to change that.
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>>24343255
nah but shit has dried up the past two months. only available at $130/gam and might as well get K at that point.
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>>24343158
You wound get charged for anything if your white OP, but if your a nigger just flush it down the toilet.
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>>24342042
Eat the drugs.
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>>24343204

>what are snitches
>what are informants


How do you think drug cases are closed? anecdotal evidence? No, it's low level users giving up dealers for immunity.
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>>24343213
If he stocked up before the drought, you are very lucky to have such a good dealer.

>>24343255
probably, considering it can't be found anywhere on the dark net and it isn't being produced in china or the eu.
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>>24343226
Flush it or just empty the bag in a public bin lol
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>>24342899
No, it makes it worse. It puts another nonviolent criminal in gaol and his position will be filled in days (probably by someone who doesn't give out free samples).
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>>24343338
It will have my fingerprints on it, I watched csi before it was deemed inappropriate by my mother
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>>24343178
>>24343301

>No MXE since a year or two ago
>No MXE since 2 months ago

Seems like no one else really knows what the fuck is going on with MXE. Thanks for the information kids.

>mfw $130/g for MXE
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>>24342602
Fuck you druggie subhuman. Drug peddling normies need to fuck off.
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>>24343329

>he can't find MXE
>no one can find MXE
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>>24343385
you fucked up. shouldve worn gloves. you're looking at some serious jail time
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>>24343385

Science is the domain of Satan. Your Mom is right to protect your eternal soul from damnation.
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>>24343448
>implying hot coco isn't a drug family
cacaoine
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>>24342838
It ain't mexy. Mexy is usually tan.
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>>24343385
Nigger go to a public restroom and flush it down the shitter. This is your best course of action. If you are that paranoid flush the baggie and the contents down separate toilets. When was the last time you saw a news story with someone getting turned in for drugs that they pulled out of the sewer? You are much more likely to get into trouble if someone catches you with the baggie on your person. The longer you hold onto it, the greater your chances of being caught with it are.
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>>24343425
it's been gone from the clear web for a year or two and the markets for a little over two months.

>>24343453
shut the fuck up. if you're buying from a dealer and not ordering for yourself you don't know what you're talking about.
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Should I post on face book, how much is this worth? 100 dollars?
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I really doubt this is true. I've cold copped drugs on the street before, and that's not how it goes. And the whole "first hit's free" thing is media bullshit. Nice try OP.
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>>24342338
turn him in and sprinkle the drugs over your nuggets as he's being driven away
become the king of mischief
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>>24343551
Oh good.

Since I order for myself I guess I do know what I'm talking about.
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>>24343425
>tfw miss the days when i paid 5 USD/g for fucking beautiful crystal white MXE

I kept logs of all my doses and did around 875 grams total over the years of using.

My bladder is fine, btw.
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>>24342917
>reporting criminals is autistic
No, it's good behavior.
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>>24342743
Because it's a common tactic for dealers to give potential new customers the best stuff for cheap. Then when they get hooked they switch them to the cheap terrible shit and make an ass load. That's how drug dealing works.

It's more than likely not something lethal since the guy is expecting payment in the future. I don't know though
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>>24343537

Then there's this fucking guy...
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>>24343660
Stop watching TV. Dealers don't just give out free drugs. That's not how real life works. It's fucking drugs, you don't need to convince people to buy them.
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>>24343537
Tan MXE? What the fuck? How lazy is your supplier that they don't even do a fucking wash on the drugs? Disgusting. You probably just had TIC's garbage.
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>everyone thinking it's actual drugs
>clearly icing sugar OP put in a bag for attention
>its working
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>>24343702
I know, it's pretty sad. Either that or real drugs which he bought intentionally and lied about the circumstances to make a thread.
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>>24342042
Parachute it OP!
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>>24343660

Yea, no.


you should probably stop referencing your DARE handbook
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>>24342338
Think about it, turning him in would mean at best talking to the police and at worst testifying. Do you really have the time for that shit? Im sure youve got animes to watch amd shitposts to make just like the rest of us :^)
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>>24343746
I'm not him but all my dealers would offer me samples of their new chems whenever I'd buy something. It's a common tactic.
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>>24343698
>>24343746

Are you guys dumb? That's how it's worked on the streets for a long time. I have no idea what dealers you're working with
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>>24343698
Confirmed straight edge
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>>24343770
I don't work, but maybe it could clear my conscience
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>>24343660
>it's a common tactic for dealers to give potential new customers the best stuff for cheap


WHAT?!?!

Maybe in after school specials. The common tactic is to step all over/short new customers because you don't know who the fuck they are and you already have a regular client base.
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>>24342602
Do you guys taste that? Tastes like normie tears
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>>24343834
It's not like they give them a lot of it. It's just a sample to get in new people. I guess I can't really speak much for places for outside Louisiana though.
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>>24343702
I would never buy "drugs", I never saw them before and this the only place I could get help on what to do in this unfortunate circumstances
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>>24343831
I've smoked crack before. Nice try though.
>>24343801
I don't believe you for a second. If that is true, your locale has some wack ass drug dealers.
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>>24343832
Im sure turning in a low level coke dealer wont make you feel better, you should be happy that you appeared approchable to another human, flush the shit and get back to the frog memes.
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>>24343795

Yes, because he's your dealer and you are a regular.

No dealer offers up free samples or their best shit to some random fuckface they don't know.

>>24343801

Please friend, tell me all about these "streets".

And to clarify, i buy from my dealers, I don't work with them.
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It's cocaine. You snort it. Or gum it.
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>>24343917
Good point, no one on 'the streets' would call it 'the streets'.
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>>24343917
>"streets"
>he doesn't understand normal terminology
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>>24343904
How the fuck do you think the niggers got their regular client base in the first place?
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>>24343642
Well, forgive me for being a little skeptical after agora went down and nucleus dried up. Thought you were that other guy talking about buying from his dealer.

And good for you if you can get it, but most people (like me and all my fellow mxe fanatic friends) can't get their hands on mxe.
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>>24343970
Uh. By asking? It's not like you need to ply people with free drugs, people want drugs. People look for them.
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>>24343895
Nah this is normal in canada too, not like your gonna scoop customers on word alone "yo i promise my drugs r good bro" nah fuck no you give em a number and 5$ wortha shit to try
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>>24343970
obviously by hunting the dealer down because they decided they really wanted to try crack one day
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>>24344006
I have experiences copping in Canada and that absolutely never happened. Stop bullshitting to support the initial story.
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>>24343895

Either you're talking out of your ass or you have a really stupid dealer. The fastest way to get yourself pinched is to deal to people you don't know. additionally, a dealer that is constantly getting himself pinched is not going to have enough money to give away free samples of his best stuff.
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>>24344020
>implying canada has one dealer
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>>24344037
He said normal in Canada. I bought drugs from several people in Canada, and not once were they weird 90's PSA style pushers offering me free rocks to try to get me hooked.
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>>24343965

Sorry, i didn't realize you were a nigger
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>>24344057
Niggers haven't called it the streets in ages.
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>>24344057
Sorry I didn't realize that the streets in regards to drug dealers referred to "le thug lyfe" and not to drug dealers who sell directly to the consumer base as opposed to ones who sold to other smaller drug dealers
Hence the name "street dealers" because they sell their drugs to people on the streets etc
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>>24343917
I would often request samples from new vendors to compare them to my current one. Like I said, it's really not that uncommon. It's fucking stupid for someone just to approach you like that irl, but i've had it happen a few times when I lived in a city.

>>24344023
If you looked at OP's bag, that is clearly no one's best stuff. It's clumpy, off white, and just generally poor looking. It's probably a single dose of some garbage RC the guy paid a dollar a gram for.
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>>24344072
>niggers haven't called it the streets in ages
>i've never been to inner city ghettos
>literally people yelling this is our street
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>>24343970

Through friends and friends of friends. you start selling to a core group of people you trust and then they bring more business to you. You start small, grow slowly, and start all over when your client base gets too large. Getting pinched isn't a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when"
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>>24344072
>implying that slang isn't different in different regions
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>>24344148
Well I'm assuming you're talking about people who actually know what they're doing then. I've never gotten involved personally with drug dealers and shit, I just know my personal experiences of what it was like living in the shitty neighborhoods for awhile.
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>>24344113

Again, please tell me all about these "streets". You seem to know quite a lot about them
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>>24344203
I just did
What more do you want to know
People sell drugs directly to people who do drugs
Thats literally what a street dealer is
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>>24343226
This needs to be a troll
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>>24344200

Those aren't dealers, those are runners.

>>24344113

See above
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>>24344221

>People sell drugs directly to people who do drugs
>in low income urban neighborhoods

Elaborate on how that works.

Protip: it doesn't
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>>24344243
What's the difference? And why did op just get free drugs and a number from some random person?

How does it work?
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>>24344282
because low isn't synonymous with now

>>24344243
>runners are the ones dealing drugs
a'ight
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>>24344396
>>24344355

>>24344355

OP didn't actually get any drugs, friend.

Runners are the middlemen of the transaction. you tell them what you are looking for and give them the money. They take the money to a handler who sends them on to the guy holding the product. the runner gets the product and delivers it back to you. At this level there are no dealers, just a guy distributing the product to handlers and collecting the money from handlers. the money collected goes up to the head of the gang who distributes it as he sees fit.
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>>24342777
>24
>only ever had a glass of wine
>afraid of his parents reading his texts
/r9k/ incarnate
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>>24344488
>theres only one way to sell drugs
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>>24344623

On the "streets"? Yes

Of course, you are free to elaborate on the method you are more familiar with. I'm sure you have a wealth of information that you can share with us, Mr. Tripfart
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>>24344657
>On the "streets"? Yes
Again with the "streets" thing...
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>>24343878
us normies get the last laugh desu senpai
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>>24343657
>thinking that drug dealers are le scary bad men
kek
e
k
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>>24343900
>24 years old
>only has had one glass of wine
>never saw drugs outside of d.a.r.e. when he was younger
>putting drugs in quotes
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>>24344687

yes

this anon:

>>24343801


Made reference to "the streets" and how the drug game works on them.

Then you butt in here:

>>24343965

to put in your 2 cents about how drug deals go down on the "streets". I imagine you did this because, as a tripfart, you feel obliged to draw attention to yourself at all costs. However, now that I am giving you attention and asking for your experience you are neglecting to share your wisdom with us.

Please, Mr. Tripshit, enlighten us as to the ways of the "streets". Tell us how these drug deals go down
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>>24342338
Turn the drugs in and give the police the number. Dude sounds real scummy and should go to jail for selling drugs. Its the morally and objectively best choice of action.
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>people here would be retarded enough to try drugs that some random nigger gave them
why?
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>>24344855
My point is that it was /very/ clear that he was talking about
>drug dealers who sell directly to the consumer base
>>24344113
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>>24344886

Don't do this, OP.

Flush the drug and turn the number in or else you risk being arrested for possession of a narcotic. Think about it. You posses the drugs and the other dude doesn't have to admit to shit. if they don't find anything on him then you are fucked.
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>>24344982

No, he was talking about dealers giving away free samples and saying that's how it goes on the "streets", which is categorically false. I think you got so caught up in sticking your nose where it doesn't belong that you completely missed the point.

But hey, I still think it would be very entertaining if you shared your ideas on how the drug trade works.
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