>open up /r9k/
>all these posts about sex, masturbation or with nude pics
Why can't science invent an anti-aphrodisiac? Something that shuts off the sex drive entirely without giving you horrible side-effects? Fuck this shitty world.
>>24341938
Why would you be against sex?
There are plenty of things that can lower your sex drive. Stress, for one.
>>24341938
No, fuck you man.
So many girls my age (23) don't seem to want sex at all, I dunno what's up. Granted I'm a lonely virgin, I'm sure a decent number are having sex and I just don't know about it, but a lot of them are avowedly asexual, or say that sex and relationships "aren't worth the time and effort". Sex is great, people should do it.
>>24341976
Teach me senpai
>>24342047
>So many girls my age (23) don't seem to want sex at all, I dunno what's up
>I'm sure a decent number are having sex and I just don't know about it
there you go champ. they're all having sex, they're just not allowed to talk about it due to social stigma
>>24341960
Because I don't get any and I am dedicated to my own hypocrisy. Not even satirizing m8
>>24341960
Because it's gross, pee comes out of there anon.
>>24342047
(hint) they are saying they don't want to have sex with you, not that they won't have sex at all. They just pretend to be asexual to be polite.
>>24342101
>pee comes out of there anon.
You shower, don't you?
>Something that shuts off the sex drive entirely without giving you horrible side-effects?
Try citalopram my man.
>>24342092
At least you're honest. You can get some, you'll just have to readjust your tactics.
>>24341938
Because welcome to the monkey house by Vonnegut. Go read it.
I'll volunteer myself as anon the poet.
>>24342113
Do you think women constantly douche themselves in the shower and wash out pee or something?
>>24342151
You can just rub a little soap and water in there
>>24342219
That would cause a painful infection.
>>24341960
I'm not against sex, I just don't want these goddamned urges plaguing me all the time.
>>24342092
Typical stupid non-answer.
>>24342249
Well fuck i dunno man I don't wash her vagina or anything but it seems fine to me
>>24341960
It's not like i'm going to get some anyways, so why should I bother?
>>24342143
It's a bunch of short stories. What's that got to do with anything?
>>24341938
>Something that shuts off the sex drive entirely without giving you horrible side-effects?
Isn't that what most anti-depressants do?
>>24341938
>Why can't science invent an anti-aphrodisiac?
Well you exist
>>24342286
You could potentially get some
>>24342270
I was just cracking a joke about pee and sex but make sure you don't encourage any women to try douching themselves because it can cause UTIs/kidney infections and yeast infections.
You wash out good bacteria that is stopping the growth of yeast and bad bacteria (UTI) causing infections. It will also irritate the shit out of your vagina.
>>24342344
How do women wash their funny bits then?
>>24342363
They don't wash the inside of their vaginas unless they are trying homeopathic remedies such as douching. The inside of the vagina cleans itself unless you have a terrible (sugar filled) diet or you are cutting off oxygen to your vagina (environment for bacteria growth).
>>24342376
you sure know a lot about vaginas, anon.
>>24342376
oh neat, I wish my dick could clean itself
>>24342389
I am female.
I enjoy masturbating too much to get rid of my sex drive desu.
>>24342397
The only reason it doesn't is because most of your dick is external, the inside is cleaned, like your little piss line thing inside your penis is cleaned.
The inside of your dick is actually much cleaner than the inside of a vagina due to the shape of your piss line thing. The urine comes out in a spiral form which cleans all sides of it with sterile urine.
Vagina pee just comes out straight and often doesn't clean properly, this is why it's so easy for women to get a UTI and pretty hard for a male to get one.
>>24342320
>Well you exist
lel
>>24342399
>I am female.
what are you even doing here?
If they came out with a pill tomorrow that ended the sex drive without giving you horrible side effects I'd be on that shit in a second even if it cost me every penny I had. The sex urge is the worst distraction ever, especially in today's society.
>>24342484
To stop feminism and maim tumblrinas with other robots.
>>24342516
how are you planning on doing this?
>>24342550
Discussing anti-feminist and anti-tumblr ideas with other women, which I do sometimes.
Just easier to be on a site with people who share the same ideas.
>>24342573
>>24342550
>>24342516
>tumblr this tumblr that
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BOOGEY-MAN GO HIDE UNDER THE BED
So why can't science invent a goddamned working anti-aphrodisiac? Get on it science.
>>24342634
They exist, but no medication comes without side effects.
>>24342634
You can try eating foods and doing things to lower your testosterone but I don't recommend it because altering your hormones can cause health issues.
If you want to think your way out of sex, try thinking of something sad when you feel horny.
>>24342654
>They exist, but no medication comes without side effects.
The only ones I've heard of are those chemical castration things they use on paedos. They do things like fuck up your bone density; no thanks.
Liquorice can supposedly help so I'll give that a shot. I'm just doing a lot of online research right now. This is a problem for me and I really want to find a solution.
>>24342734
>try thinking of something sad when you feel horny.
Lol then people will wonder why I've got all these pics of massacres and the holocaust on my cell phone.
>>24342809
Many anti depressants and things like that lower sex drive. Even birth control lowers sex drive, tons of medications do. It's also very common to use medications to treat other disorders by working off their side effects, for example, it's not all that uncommon to treat bipolar disorder with anti seizure medication even though it was originally created for people with seizures.
>>24342839
You can't imagine something to make you sad? I can make myself sad by just thinking about my dog dying in the future.
>>24341938
Have you tried citalopram? Shit fucking annihilated my sex drive when I was on it.
there's something evil about it I swear
>>24341938
>Why can't science invent an anti-aphrodisiac?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration
>>24341938
yes
for one, castration or chemical castration
they are clearly good for a asexual wannabe faggot like you
>>24343019
Males have great bone density so you don't have to worry about that. The only reason these side effects appear is because it is literally wiping out testosterone and turning you into a woman.
Hence the
>breast expansion
>increased fat and lower bone density
>decrease in body hair and muscle mass
>>24343072
Yup. Read that article. Nasty.
>>24342937
>citalopram
I'll ask my doctor about it.
>>24343188
Citalopram doesn't have too many side effects, good choice anon.
>>24343205
Thanks. I'm even looking into meditation. I've heard that can help with unruly thoughts.
>>24341938
>go to doctor
>"I'm depressed. Always tired, no motivation, always feeling sad for no reason"
>get antidepressant
>bye bye sex drive
>>24343370
I hope so. Still would be nice if there was some kind of purpose-built drug out there for nuking the sex urge but I'll take what I can get.
I'm against sex too. It disgusts me so much that someone could actually do something so intimate with someone they don't plan to spend a good chunk of their life with. /r9k/ is full of sex craving retards so o guess I'm the unpopular opinion.
>>24342047
>sex is great, people should do it
how do you know that, normie
>>24341938
Do what I do. Drink until your dick doesn't work anymore. It's not like you'll ever need it for anything other than peeing or a sad wank.
Against it too. I do REALLY love cuddles though, kisses are okay so long as no tongue. But anything relating to sex is a nope.
>>24344720
>Do what I do. Drink until your dick doesn't work anymore.
Lol that fucks up the liver. I want no negative side effects or at least minimum. Liver damage is not minimum.
I've managed to manually kill my sex drive. Here's how:
1) jerk off as sparingly as possible. The more you reward your sexual desires the more you'll get sexual cravings. I started jerking it less and less and gradually stopped getting the urge at all.
2) Being on a dietary cut generally gives you less excess energy
3) Constantly remind yourself that sexual desire leads to more suffering. This is more philosophical, but wanting something will leave you only pain. If you get it, you simply want more, if you don't get it, you suffer because your will isn't being fulfilled. The only solution? Don't desire it.
Hope that helps.
>>24345487
Final bump for any other ideas.
>>24345487
I actually went cold turkey no-fap this month: deleted/threw out all my porn, the works. I've just been having trouble with the urges, tho if it's true what you and others say the desire will fall off as time goes on.
>>24342293
Read the one titled welcome to the monkey house.
It's about a future with voluntary government sanctioned suicide booths where it's mandatory to take anti sex drive drugs.
