how was work wagekeks? did you make the boss some money or were you a worthless little slave?? hmmmm what did I accomplish today:
>$1800 NEETbux came in on friday
>started a zen garden with numerous plants
>learned to play piano
>fucked your gf cuz she loves that big /NEETcock/
>read some books on philosophy (you uncultured vermin wouldn't know anything about that)
you are a sad being wagekek. you will never know the life of an enlightened patrician NEET. NEETbux don't grow on trees wagekek so get back to making my money.
>$1800
How the fuck did you get that much?
Does it go by how mentally handicapped you are?
>>24341683
I get $1400 a month
it goes by how much you can game the system
>>24341638
>learning things
>having passions
>having sex
you are just a failed normalslime. you are not a robot you are not welcome here you do not belong here you belong on facebook, failed normies aren't welcome here you are not a robot everyone here is laughing at you and mocking you and judging you you have no friends here you have no community here we collectively reject you you are not welcome here you are not welcome here nobody wants you here
>>24341638
>tfw buying a house next month
>tfw wagekeks are also filthy rentkeks
>tfw playing video games and eating whatever i want all day while wagekeks slave away to keep the lights on in their 600 sq ft shithole
>>24341757
satire
but still autistic
>>24341744
>1400
>a fucking month
Faggot if I put an extra shift in on Saturday I get that in like a week
>>24341812
>needing more than 1400 a month
>selling your life to your boss
>>24341897
refer to this
>>24341638
>tfw NEET
>tfw only $400.00/month
>tfw life skills classes with crack addicted street people
>tfw my worker is an African immigrant who hates me because I'm a white male and always cuts my bux off
>tfw diagnosed Autistic and wageslaving is hell for me
feelsbadman
>>24341638
>patrician
>lives off welfare
>>24341744
How do you even survive on that
>>24342019
>The impotent, anguished cries of the wagekek
>>24342037
>mfw rent costs 1800 a month
>mfw spend 3k on food and concerts every month
>>24341638
>>24341970
How to get money for being Neet???
>tfw looking at community college classes right now
I must escape this life of NEETery
>>24342154
Being homeless helps.
>>24342037
... 40hours a week minimum wage keks gets under $1000 after taxes dude, f-fug you;______;
>>24341897
>having a life
I think you got lost on your way to facebook you failed normie trash you are not welcome here you do not belong here
>tfw get paid 1350 a shift, 2700 on holidays
>>24341638
>>24341638
>>24341744
That's not very much money. $20 000 a year... this might be a living wage in a very remote or rural part of the US? How do you make it work?
>>24342425
>How do you make it work?
ur mum m8
>>24342335
Triggered wagekek?
I can't stop laughing this thread is too hilarious!
>>24341638
>fucked your gf
nigga do you know where you are
>>24342425
Rent is covered seperately, the bux are for expenses
>>24342435
>?
Not trying to hurt your feelings there buddy, just legitimately curious.
>>24342425
>$20 000 a year... this might be a living wage in a very remote or rural part of the US? How do you make it work?
Minimum wage literally makes under 10k a year!!!!
tfw min wage
>>24341638
>cunt at work decides to switches shifts with me last minute
>have to get up at 4a instead of 12p
>barely make it to work
>boss calls from home as soon as i walked in basically asking me if i fucked up yet
>good news is that i'm bauss for the day for that shift
>pretty much fuck around with coworkers and everybody takes it easy
>district manager and manager walk in as i'm walking out
>mfw as cunt and night shift walk in and see d. manager sitting in the office
>>24341638
>tfw $5800/mo STEM master race
>tfw money alone doesn't bring happiness
you're choosing the wrong thing to lie about on the internet. You should lie about being happy, but even that's not true because no happy person would be posting here.
>>24342485
Oh, OK, that's helpful, thanks, just running some numbers:
http://livingwage.mit.edu/
>>24341638
>yfw
I make that x4(+200) in a month, you sad disabled fat ass NEET
Ive got an interview in 45 minutes. Goodbye neetkek lifestyle
>>24342459
>feeling pride
you are not a robot you are not welcome here you are a failed normie you are not welcome here you are not a robot you are not wanted here you do not belong here nobody likes you here everyone is judging you negatively and laughing at you failed normalshit you will not find any likes or upvotes here this place is for robots and therefore you do not belong here you are not welcome here leave normie you are not one of us you have no friends here
>>24342535
$1800 sounds about right if he's on disability.
Income support is suffering though..
>>24341790
>tfw youre fat and ugly as all hell while i make 100k a year
My workday consists of working a register and flirting with cute girls. Its a lot of fun for someone like me who doesnt get out much, then i clock out and come home to work on myself. Hows that crippling depression and/or falsifying autismo?
>>24342535
>Tfw 10,000/mo take home stem master race.
>tfw all I do is dick around with computers all day.
I like my life as a wagie.
>>24342459
not really, but you seem to be pretty excited
>>24342511
Im being serious. Your mom pays for all my living expenses
>>24342485
>>24342547
So you have maybe a few $1000 a year to spend on things, assuming your medical and food isn't too high? But you can't travel because of social anxiety.
>devilindetails.com
>>24342466
NEETs on average have 7-8 inch dicks have you not experienced the pleasure that is kuckolding a wagekek? i must say my good man you must partake
>>24341744
$1400/month isn't going to pay for my living expenses and have enough left over to keep my pool clean and at a comfortable temperature.
I don't enjoy swimming in cold water wagekekies.
>>24342425
it's tax free, that's how.
>>24342774
>??
Not trying to hurt your feelings there bromide, just curious.
>>24342581
>>24342579
>>24342611
>>24342625
if you are happy you are not a robot regardless of employment status you are a failed normie and you do not belong here
>>24341638
>he actually believes $450 a week isn't abject poverty tier!
>he thinks pretending he's an intellectual is the same as being one!
>he's so utterly fragile in his delusions he has created an armour of denial and will respond to every poster who mocks him by accusations of minimum wage slavery
Kek as fuck m8
>>24342815
I think you're replying to a fellow NEET there. Are their hierarchies among your people?
>>24342812
>having sex ever
this is not reddit normie you are not welcome here you do not belong here nobody wants you here
>not being a NEET
IT'S 2015!
>>24342834
>just curious
I just told you
>>24342833
An income that low hardly gets taxed, in fact you'd probably get a return. So it's still very low.I do appreciate all this info though, thank you.
>>24342918
>???
OK, try and stay calm, no need for hostile attribution of intent here.
>>24342867
God dammit, I meant to say NEETkekies.
I guess these threads are finally getting to me. Or maybe I'm just too exhausted from work?
>>24342945
Im so lonely ;_;
this post is original
>>24342950
Have a sip of whisky and relax. I just bought a nice bottle of Hibiki from Japan the other day - it's really good!
>>24342855
its actually 900 a week i get it twice a month wagekek. better watch your bitch i got a big NEETcock and lots of free time. i hear she likes the more cultured, mature, and educated man of 2015 if you know what i mean.
>>24343006
Ha ha, it's OK, we know you're poor, no need to lie on the Internet. Thanks for being honest in your first post. I'm genuinely interested in how the other half scrapes by.
>>24343000
Yes, good idea. I too enjoy a sip of whiskey while lounging by the pool.
I recently got a bottle of Hibiki 21 and while good I don't think it's really worth the premium over the 12.
>>24342815
Where can I find a qt hairy wagekek bf like this?
>>24343125
In your dreams smuglord
>>24341744
That's about 3/4 of what I make as a professional painter with little experience.
I could choose to game the system and scrape by with much less effort, but I don't think it would make me any happier. I enjoy having goals and trying to do something which benefits the world somehow.
>>24343059
is that a bit of anger i sense wagkek?
what?? do I???? hmmm I guess I do make more money as a NEET intellectual than you do as a wagekek. I would be furious too but you shouldn't be since you are supporting my patrician lifestyle.
>>24341812
That's after taxes though.
>>24341638
>>24341744
>>24342535
We're going to need some evidence here.
>>24341638
Which works of philosophy did you read?
>>24343168
>tfw when actually paid to read Kierkegaard
Did you fail out of my class? Did you ever finish that essay on the Sickness Unto Death?
>>24343156
Here's what a NEET looks like in Vancouver.
I'm a lonely welder. I make a lot of money, but I am very lonely.
>>24343168
>completely misreads emotion
I can see what you need the bux for. Hang in there lil buddy. Do your best. Your parents are praying.
>>24343168
>patrician
>confidence
you are a failed normie, this place is not for you, you are not a robot you are not welcome here you are rejected here, nobody wants you here you have no community here you are not welcome here robots do not like you normalscum you are not welcome here
>>24343006
>getting women
failed normalsnot you are not welcome here nobody wants you here you do not belong here you are not a robot you belong on facebook groups hoping for likes you will never find here
>>24342855
>450 a week
>i get a little over that every two weeks as min wage kek working almost 40hours a week
>>24343059
You know what's pathetic? He makes more than me and I work 40 hours a week on 11/hr.
Even if I didn't get taxed, I wouldn't be making what he does while I try to get myself through college. That is if this is true. It makes me wonder why I even bother working when people can pretend to be disabled and dysfunctional and get free money for it.
I'm not even mad at these people, I'm mad at this god awful US welfare system and how it rewards people who don't want to work and starves the people who do. For fucks sake, I can't even get basic gov't funding for college because they expect mommy and daddy to pay for my college when they don't want to. They give me a home rent-free and free food and they believe that is enough.
Fuck you obama for fucking up the entire system to enable children to leech of their parents more and to tell parents that, it's their duty to provide to their children money-wise until they are 24. And fuck you for taxing me for choosing not to take healthcare, but you know where's the freedom in that? Where the fuck is the freedom in being able to make your own decisions. Why the fuck do I have to make my parents pay for my college? Why the fuck do I need to take health care? Why the fuck do I need to take insurance on my car if I don't want to?
Fuck this controlling nation, it makes being a leech so fucking luxurious and easy, while the low wagekeks have barley money for fucking anything.
>>24343566
spoken like a true robot you have friends here brother
>>24343566
Wow, that was something. You should avoid these threads like I do if you get that flustered.
Try to remember, even if these "people" are telling the truth about getting disability, their lives are empty, worthless, and meaningless. They only get this money by abandoning all shame around their case workers and somehow bragging about how pathetic they had to act afterward.
In addition, don't believe that these people actually better their lives in this free time. They don't. They jack off to anime and shitpost here, day in and day out. They may want to do those things, but they are too lazy and pathetic to actually work at them. Think about it, they can't/won't get/hold a job, do you really think they'd do anything that requires work or doesn't give them instant gratification (the only thing they understand)?
>>24341638
>$1800 monthly
maximum kek, enjoy your pleb lifestyle
>>24342799
Medical is free in Canadamasterrace senpai
>>24343285
>>24343986
Yes, yes I know kohai.
>>24343986
Cost of living way higher overall. Unless you're Native?
>>24343287
i will be your friend, lonely welder
>>24341638
>tfw student
>tfw made the fiscally responsible choice & my Papa (as in grandfather) is chipping in to help pay
>tfw only 3 days/week of school next semester
>tfw STEM masterrace
>therefore will make 60k starting in glorious IT w/ no debt & a mom that will let me live under her roof as long as I like
In 3 years, the NEETs will be desperately scrounging off a small percentage of what I'll make. What's more, I won't be surrendering a single cent to a 3D succubus.
Hold me accountable.
You're itching for the money that I use to wipe my ass.
Here's some shitty benjamins.
Too bad they'll never help you buy some fucking class.
>>24343566
This is actually a big problem. The modern conservative movement is built on this anger and is slowly destroying the NEETs' world in response to working poor anger. It doesn't have much to do with Obama. The alternative is a living wage system.
>feel the Bern
>>24343870
Whatever helps you sleep at night wagekek lmao!
Speaking of which, isn't it time to get to bed? You've got to catch the early bus tommorow and if you sleep in again your manager will be very angry!
>>24344210
See directly above. Are the one posting about voting Trump to speed up your transition to workfare?
>>24341757
This guy is a mod
>>24344204
I agree.
Remove welfare + Raise min. wage
Problem is, welfare is gov. run and corporations control most employment, and no doubt those filthy bastards would do everything to avoid paying out more money even if taxes are lower due to no welfare.
>>24341757
Not accepted by the norms not accepted by the robots. an hero is only option
woah guys there seems to be a lot of tension going on around here.
i just want to let you all know that you're all ok and at the end of the day we're all on the same board posting meme frogs
>>24341790
tfw playing vidya and eating while not having to be a wagekek? Either you're very good at playing the benefit system or your parents are very tolerant
>>24343156
This. As a newly self made faux finisher I made 4.5k off a 4 day job, 6 hours a day.
>>24344298
In the US, there are houses for sale in the $5000 range in places like eastern Ohio and Western PA. They are total shitholes, but what does a NEET care about that?
>>24344592
they're $20-300 in detroit. sometimes as low as $1
It's me, the wewposter. I'm giving you NEETs a short break because i am preparing an absolute full on assault on these threads. You'll never be able to post them again.
I don't want to spoil it but imagine
>me
>Wewnonymous tripfag
>silent toad
>10 to 12 other people
All shitposting in your thread. Every one. Every day. You think i was memeing when i talked about the wew army?
Go on NEETie pie. Enjoy it now, before we take from you the only thing you have.
Wew.
>>24344684
Thanks Wew, I feel like NEETs are getting wrecked here after posting their powerlevels [see also here: >>24343604], but you are a teacher and friend to us all. We are happy to hold the fort for a bit while you charge up. Best to you.
>>24344684
>this wagekek is so mad he organized a wagekek campaign
top lel
>>24344592
I'm buying one for 7k in Baltimore if all goes according to plan. Wish me luck anons.
>>24341897
>>24341744
At least be thankful to people who "sell their lives to their bosses", you fucking freeloader. Also, there is no way that NEETbux will ever be enough to live.
>>24344757
Wew's a scholar and activist, and maintains a healthy employ. You NEETs could learn something from Wew.
>>24341638
Lmfao OP why didn't you tell us about your other thread senpai tbqh it's pretty sad just like this one
>>964042
>>24344719
Thanks man. Should be a few days. They'll be wew'd and duffed into oblivion.
lol at the people crying w-ww-well i make more than triple that in a month.
no one gives a shit. no one cares that you're a slave to the clock and have max 2 hours a day to do things that actually make you happy, thats if you're not too tired from working all day that is.
i was a wage slave for 12 years, i earned decent money, could buy most things i wanted and it was fucking hell. being surrounded by soulless people who just conform and never question, people with literally 0 hobbies or interests outside of work because they believe that a mature person comes to work and sacrifices happiness in order to receive a salary.
>parents thought you'd get bored of being neeto
>>24344794
>more money for crab hon
>>24344204
They should be built on my type of anger. This is bullshit, I can't get a living wage, but these fuckers who the liberals are handfeeding because "muh compassion for people who are afraid of the sun" are getting a better living wage than me.
We don't even need bernie to fix these problems, these problems can be fixed by a leader who isn't a democrat who doesn't wants to give more free shit out and take shit away from the people who think autism is a disability. Ending a war instead of prolonging it, cutting funding to the kikes who want to bomb Palestinian civilians for fun on our dollar, and raising wages across the board for everyone. Fuck just minimum wage, raise everything, because if we just raise minimum wage, it's going to incite a lot of turmoil in the nation about how paramedics are making three dollars more doing a way more intensive job and how they deserve more which will lead to strikes or other bullshit. Just raise everything so everyone is happy and has a decent quality of life while giving back to the nation. Uncle sam will also be happy becuase it more money they can tax from people and more money they have for an income that can maybe make a dent in that debt we still have. So maybe at one point we don't have to keep raising the ceiling and actually address that existing problem.
>australia
>$2400/month
>rent is $60 a week ($180 a week divided between my brother & cousin who are also NEET)
>my only hobbies are reading & riding my bike so no expenses
>>24344857
You forgot to read Thorstein Veblen.
>tfw educated professional
>>24344926
So... not very much money. Thanks for the greentext matey.
>>24344910
This is a good post. I agree with you.
>>24344926
Also from Australia. I only get $1.1k a month though. Do you have any future intents to stop collecting centrelink one day?
>>24341638
>""""""Learned"""""" to play piano
you must have an iq of 10 if you think you can get anywhere close to good, with good being the definition of learned, even in 5 years with a tutor
>>24344926
>Australia
>get told my Work for the Dole starts in 6 weeks
>8 weeks later
>haven't heard a thing even when I go into job provider
Not sure if I should be scared.
>>24344926
i have roughly 8 grand in my bank account which is more than 95% of the working people i know
>>24344994
my payments are only set to increase, so unlikely. my ambitions can be achieved with my current lifestyle
>>24345081
So, about 5000 USD? Not going to help you too much matey.
>>24345081
Can you tell me more about your ambitions? Tbh i want to go out and do more with my life than collect centrelink but im too autistic
>>24341638
fuck off you god damnn normie
>tfw lawyer
>spend all day btfoing chads
>firm has unlimited free wine, whiskey, soft drinks, high-end snacks
>most of my lunches are free and from gourmet restaurants
>free tickets to concerts, constant supply of gift baskets and certificates from clients
>on top of that I make 120k a year doing what I love
>it's not even that hard and I only really work about 3-4 hours a day
Success sure feels great! Too bad you can't accomplish anything if you don't leave your house, eh NEETaroos?
>>24342584
Shutup you weird cunt
>>24342584
Can you. Tell me the difference between robot and failed normie?
>>24345432
Which country? Anon
>>24345432
>slaving away both time and money for the chance to become a lawyer
I'm not even a NEET but come on.
>>24345562
The land of make believe
>>24343212
If it were australia I'd believe it, most abused social services system in the world.
bump fuck you fucking wagekeks. dont any of you have any self awareness?
>>24342425
I work a full time job unloading trucks and I only get 23k
Wageslaving truly is hell
i did nothing all day and got paid for it
suck it neets
>>24341638
>I am superior
>I shitpost about being superior on a Sri Lankan Loom-Weaving Interweb Forum
senpai......
im a wagekek who earns 400usd a month
just kill me tbfh familee
I'm trying to gather courage to quit my current shitty ass job, but the thought of job hunting again scares me the fuck out
>>24341744
>$1400 a month
Wow, I actually found someone bragging about making pay less than mine. Quality laughs.
