>>24341290
>so I can live a long healthy life

Yeah right. The fact that you eat nothing but tendies and ramen, and your abysmal personal hygiene will see you dead by 50.

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>>24341321

Nope, I make my own food from my garden. I use my feces as fertilizer so I know my plants don't get pesticides and hormones from Jew fetilizer

>>24341290

I mean, I work an 8 hour job and still get 8 hours of sleep a day. I come home and vidya/chill with my dog and make whatever the fuck I want to eat.

Mummy doesn't decide shit for what I can and can't do. Independance is nice bro.

>>24341365
Sure you do.

Here are half a dozen other reasons why you'll be dead at a young age.

>People with jobs outlive people without them.
>Married people outlive single people.
>People who sleep less outlive people who sleep a lot
>People who move outlive people who sit
>The rich outlive the poor
>People who don't watch TV outlive people who watch a lot of it.

I'm surprised you're still alive now to be honest.

>>24341290
people actually fall for this?

10/10 b8

>>24341395

Stfu wagekek I'm with my mummy because she needs ME. She's a single mother so I stay at home while she works to take care of the houss

>>24341515
So you're a mummyslave while i'm a wagekek. :))

>>24341530

No, she's m slave. She cooks for me and gives me money. I love her tho she's a bitch. She dates losers who abuse her too and they always want me to call him daddy. Kek whatever at least I got my vidya and tendies

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>>24341551
>m slave
*tips fedora*
m'slave

Will you retarded af goyim stop replying to these bait threads?

>>24341395
Basically this. I'm full neet living for two days a week

>>24341290
>17 gour nap
I think you should go see a doctor.