>wake up
>look like this
>wat do?
>>24340420
dye hair dark brown or black
fuck bitches
Extort Bieber for money by taking embarrassing photos of myself as his look-alike, then use said money to date amateur models with prescription drug habits and fuck shallow girls using my looks
>>24340528
This.
I'd host meet and greet for 50 quid then easily rake in millions and life the rich life as a bieber look-a-like
_fuck like a beast
>>24340420
I would fucking kill myself if I was such a fag.
After fucking a few girls of course.
Wow, I had no idea who that was for a while. He's changed a lot.
>>24340420
Kill self. After getting a few free fucks...
>>24340420
Kill myself.
>wanting to be beiber
>>24340420
i'd rather be me, he looks like a woman, and not in a good way
Cry because I got uglier
>>24340420
Kill myself. Bieber is the exact opposite of my ideal.
>>24340763
Yeah, he is not aging well.
He should have stayed 16 forever.
get a decent haircut
>tfw JB is 5'9''
Facial hair dysphoria is a real condition.
imagine being however the fuck old bieber is and not being able to grow a beard
Overwhelming consensus for kill self. Count me in on that, robots.
>>24341477
He's 21.
I remember this because we we're born on the same day.
>>24340420
Wake up Usher and ask him to fuck me in the ass one more time before I leave for work
Bieber is so obviously Ushers boipussy, just look at his music video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8
>tfw when your effeminate son talks to grown up black dudes on the phone that calls them up and invites them over
>>24340420
Am i the only one that when looking at the photo first glance that he's tatto under his ear looks like the fucking ugly long earings?
>>24340420
>have respectable haircut
>remove all tattoos by lazer
>wear something dignifying
>go to a bar and pick up the hottest chick
>>24340420
Be shocked at first, then eat my breakfast and then go on with my day like a normal person.
>>24340420
Fuck as many high schoolers as i could before I got caught then blame it on the eel Justin beiber
>>24342929
>go on with my day like a normal person.
Normie detected.
>Wonder how I somehow got uglier despite being an objective 3/10.
>Wonder why I got faggot tattoos
>Kill self
>>24340779
I want to be this.
But am going to be an otterfat twink forever.
>>24340420
fap
blox
>>24340420
holy shit he looks like an ugly ass lesbian. there are some good looking feminine dudes, he ain't one of em
>>24340420
Go to the nearest hood and get fucked in the ass by countless niggers.
probably shave my head
Make my eyebrows blonde
>mfw Justin Bieber is taller than me
>tfw I nearly do
I've got an extremely similar face and facial structure, but my hair is a lot thicker.
>>24340420
Do that porno with Johnny Rapid, obviously.
>>24345241
This get a buzzcut so I don't look like every generic hipster fucking faggot
>>24345875
This actually has me thinking. If you knew that you would only be Justin Bieber for 1 day. Would willingly let yourself get gangbanged on camera?
Keep in mind that everything you put his body through, you would be feeling it at that time.
Are you a bad enough dude to take a bunch of cocks up your ass just to make JB look bad?
>>24340420
1) Get a real haircut
2) Fuck Selena Gomez
3) Save some money or something I dunno, all I care about is #2.
I'd shave because there's nothing cool about sporting the facial hair of a fucking 13 year old
>>24345961
>Are you a bad enough dude to take a bunch of cocks up your ass just to make JB look bad?
Yes.
I'd want to do that video for sure, since a few people know about Johnny Rapid's/Men.com's offer.
But I'd want to give in to gay robots that like how he looks, even though I can't see why people find JB attractive at all.
I'd try all of that to ruin him. It'd be hot, I guess.
Is justine bieber a spic? what
>>24341477
i cant grow a beard and im 23
i dont have to imagine
>>24340528
>using my looks
Nigger, Bieber ain't got shit for looks.
He looks like a 15 year old boy. The only reason girls would fuck him is for his fame and money, that's literally it.
date single moms
>>24346469
>The only reason girls would fuck him is for his fame and money, that's literally it.
he literally only has fame and money because of girls wanting to fuck him
>>24346560
Nigger, how new are? He was like 12 years old when his Jew managers(or was it Usher?) exploited him in his first hit single "baby". His fanbase primarily consisted of 5 year old girls back then and still does. He's rich and famous because his managers filled a niche in the music industry, that's all.
