>see ok looking dude in class
>fantasize about buying him new clothes, cutting his hair, plucking eyebrows so he goes from 4/10 to a 7 or 8
>get depressed when i realize this will never happen
I can't be the only one
>>24339581
Homo or Girl? If girl that's hot as fuck, you can clean me up.
>>24339626
Girl. I just want people to look their best ;___;
>>24339664
I wash as often as I can but the side burns are a pain in the ass grow in day. Looks bad and sometimes people tell me to cut it and say I look horrible.
>See cute guy
>Either imagine how he looks in a maid outfit if he's feminine or imagine how he would look fucking me if he's masculine
I'm a boy btw
>never happen
You could make it happen
>>24339664
I do this too, sort of. I normally see fat men and want to teach them about nutrition, how to count calories, how to lift, how to dress properly, etc.
>>24339742
>>See cute guy
> >Either imagine how he looks in a maid outfit if he's feminine
This and I'm straight.
>>24339581
It could happen if you stop being such a quiet bitch with nothing in place of a personality.
>>24339752
Well, someone please speak up if tey can help me. I'm pretty open to advice. Plus a girl talking to me would be a nice change of pace.
>>24339664
> plucking eyebrows
You mean look like a fag.
>>24339786
If you're fat and want to change I can be your online friend. ;_;
>>24339768
You too? All these lewd annie may posters have ruined me. I dunno whether to oogle the stacked female cashier or the twinky boy next to her anymore
>>24339787
since when did not having a unibrow=fag
>>24339786
Start smoking and drinking coffee.
>>24339800
Well, I'm certainly chubby. But, i'll be your online friend, it's nice to talk to people
>>24339768
>>24339809
>tfw when you know your feminine looking
>tfw when some jock stares at me
Fucking dammit I'm a man.
>>24339581
I would take any advice seriously, whether from a girl, a gay guy, or just a regular guy who really knows this stuff. Especially eyebrow grooming; that always confused me.
But I'm probably not "ok looking" considering how long I was a wizard.
>>24339851
Smoking eh? Wont that hurt me later? And i cant have coffee or anything with caffeine, my stomach has issues with it. Will decaf work?
>>24339870
No, everyone knows you're a man. No one wonders what you look like in a maid outfit because you're a disgusting robot.
>>24339870
I'm sorry anon, i cant help it. I only do it to guys i dont know though, once i talk to them i dont think of them like that. Unless they are indeed feminine in their actions and speech
>>24339581
holy shit anon can you make me look better and then be mygirlfriend possibly after?
>>24339856
What's your skype name anon?
>>24339581
can you help me be cute?
>>24339906
;_; i only have email right now. Should i start a skype?
>>24339581
I feel the same way about used up whores
>>24339928
If you're okay with that. I can email you too. Both work.
>>24339725
Never cut those side burns. They're haters who can't grow it.
>>24339958
[email protected] i'll work on getting a skype though
>be schlub
>dress like a child
>don't know how to groom awful facial hair
>no idea how to get a good haircut (tried one time and looked like chandler from the 80s)
>glasses have been broken and taped for 2.5 years, get "oh ur glasses are broken" comments weekly
>no idea where to start
>periodically try a thing like buying an article of clothing, getting that hair cut, or buying hair gel so i don't look like jewfro "ms. frizzle:" mcgillicuddy for 38 hours following every shower
>end up looking like a retard no matter what i do
>literally got angry at my hair in the mirror this morning while i tried to do one single thing to care about my appearance by putting some de-frizzing wax shit in it
>ended up looking like doc brown on meth and being 15 minutes later for work
>nothing does anything
>still wearing new balance autism shoes and a belt i'm pretty sure is a child's novelty belt that is falling apart and just hangs from my pants half the time
>bought one pea coat and it's 9 sizes too big and i look like i'm storing hundreds of bats in it to unleash on my foes
>all my pants have holes everywhere from wear
>when i meet people and i need to not look like a horrible retard, i shave strategically 2 days beforehand so that i will have just enough stubble not to look like a babyface fucking idiot but not so much that i look like "manchild who does not know how to groom" (i.e. what i actually am)
>have to strategically pick the two articles of clothing i own that aren't filled with holes
>no idea what to do
>passing my entire adult life by as a retarded autistic manchild schlub
>see other men in nice fitting clothes with prim hair and groomed beards
>feel like i'm 9 years old
>want to smash my face in with a hammer
>tfw no /fa/ girl to give carte blanche to fix me
>tfw to get a girl who could help, you need to not need help to begin with
>tfw doomed forever
>always try to improve myself
>eventually it just gets worse
why should i even try?
>>24340013
post pics my autistic friend
>>24339581
Why will it never happen? Are you worried about being forever alone? Getting into a relationship is pretty easy as a girl, just don't be fat, have a decent sense of fashion/makeup, and then just literally be places, guys will come to you.
>>24340013
you should turn into a girl
are you ginger?
you probably should...
>>24339664
I had a girl do this for me, though I already had the clothes part down. I had long hair and a beard and she got me a Chad haircut (not the typical bullshit you see everywhere) and a barber to give me a proper shave. Went from a 4 to an 8.5 apparently. We would of done eyebrows too but I got a gf and she likes my eyebrows so *shrugs*
>>24340074
>not fat
>decent sense of fashion
>don't wear makeup but I have decent skin
>literally be places
>guys don't come to me
???????????????????????
You said it was easy
>>24340190
They're obviously afraid or your overwhelming beauty and grace, :^)
>tfw too far gone to be saved
>>24340190
show pic so we can look w-whats wrong with you
>>24340239
>post your pic
>on r9k
No way. I'm just physically average. You need to have friends and go to bars for people to approach you.
fashion is really not difficult at all it just takes money
>tfw no one to pump me up when I'm low on motivation for losing weight
>tfw gain everything I lose back in the end
I have a fucking alright face but wasting it with being out, why the fuck did I have to be thisnweak willed.
>>24340265
no, you need to have a pussy thats it.
>>24340285
To get the hipster look you hardly even need money. Most of what you need can be found at Goodwill
>>24340305
that route is insanely hard to make work unless you look good in off the shelf clothing
it still needs tailoring for most people and that cost dosh
>>24340190
just give them some signals. They are worried about rejection.
>>24340304
Well that doesn't seem to be working for me.
just ask him and tell him you want him to look his best. i dont think anyone would say no if deep down they know they could look better
>>24339581
>ok looking
>4/10
reminder this is how most women see the majority of guys
I've been thinking about going to a cosmetologist to get advice. It's been over a decade since imouto moved away, and I used to rely on her for help on these things.
>>24340342
then theres something youre leaving out. men have low standards to match our self esteem all we care about is pussy we dont care about her fashion sense or even if the bitch can read we take what we can get.
>>24340409
Isn't it a good thing that a woman considers someone who is 4/10 "ok looking" and not "hideously ugly"?
>>24340464
4/10 is every guy has he said, so if you are actually 4/10 you are a 0/10 that's completely invisible for them.
>>24340498
What are you even talking about, that didn't make any sense.
>>24340464
the point is they think you're ugly
>>24339664
>Girl. I just want people to look their best ;___;
but people don't want you near them, probably bc you look like a homeless bitch
>see a fat girl in class
>picture what she would look like if she lost all the weight
>there might actually be a pretty girl under all those chins and jelly rolls
>remember all women are lazy sacks of shit into body positivity and she'll be overweight until she dies of cardiovascular disease at 43
>see a REALLY fat girl
>imagine skinning her and laying out her skin like a bolt of cloth
>realize that I can make a whole sleeping bag out of her leg skin alone and wonder how she could ever let herself become so disgustingly huge
women don't generally like guys that need help.
They are repulsed by that sort of weak guy unless he has some other cards like a skill she could capitalize on by helping him.
The desire to change and showing a passion to improve can be attractive though.
>>24340641
the really fat ones will have scars even if they lose the weight, kinda sucks but they'll need some surgery to really fix their bodies.
Only like 1% of obese people permanently lose weight so I wouldn't hold out hope for those girls.
>>24340084
But guys with long hair are hot
>>24340704
tell me more f a m
>>24340641
>imagine skinning her
>now imagining an immensely fat person waking around without any skin
>they're mostly just yellow fat wad
>imagine carving or shaving it off
>>24340512
He's kinda right though, she's saying than an ok-looking guy is worth 4/10 in her book because he isn't /fa/ enough.
>>24339876
Read the Well Cultured Anonymous, it contains everything a Wizard needs to know about that stuff and a little more.
