Share your dicks, fellow robots.
>tfw bigger than the average black guy, and they probably exaggerate a bit
>still not big enough to impact negatively in the fucking
It's a good feel to be honest family
http://www.thevisualiser.net/visualiser
>6x5
Kill me.
Who cares about the website but post em here
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>Mr Black exactly, but uncut
>tfw black
Feels good senpai, too bad I will never use it
top check
lollipop
du u guys think uwe could finnish one day the original sentences and could write no moar?
Step aside normal shits, fat cock coming through
>tfw smaller hard than average is soft
I'm like 5x4.5
>>24340281
Girl here, I burst out laughing at yours. I seriously hope you're just kidding around dude.
>tfw dicklet
>>24340360
>I burst out laughing at yours
That's what the both first girl and last girl who saw it did.
Every girl I've slept with always told me I have a perfect cock, I never really believed them. I still don't. I think porn fucked me up.
>>24340586
>perfect cock
That means small in cuntspeak
>>24340586
>girl I've slept with
>>>/out/
>>24340600
I'm not self-conscious about it, I just don't believe a word any woman says.
>>24340662
>I just don't believe a word any woman says.
Smart man
Can't complain, not like I'll ever use it to procreate.
>>24340360
>be girl
>see opportunity to exert power
Lol you fucking whores.
>>24340391
>mandingo at 12"
these fuckers can't be serious...
>>24340725
>>24340586
>>24339825
>>24339473
post pics with timestamp or gtfo you fucking faggots
>>24340729
>falling for this bait
>>24340729
Sorry I saw something funny and I pointed out my response. This isn't the angry virgin board anymore dude, go to whatever the other website is to talk about being an angry loser.
I want to fill it out, but I can't get hard.
>>24340781
>faggots
>asking other dudes for pictures of their dick
Supreme faggot.
Anyone else scared to measure their girth?
If it's too low I'd be crushed.
All my life I wanted to be long enough, and when I finally am, I realize it isn't fat enough. I had to turn down sex because the girl specifically told me that she's into fat cocks.
>>24340281
I've always thought I was small...
>bigger than the big average
Feels goood
>>24340811
>meat curtains flap angrily
>>24341062
Dude, as long as you're over 6" around you're fine. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't deserve you.
Gonna call bullshit on nearly everyone in this thread claiming to be 7"+, unless there's some statistical anomaly making robots have large cocks. Are you fuckers measuring from the bottom of the scrotum or some shit?
Spoke to a femanon about big clocks, she said that they're easier to tell the time on. But not necessary.
>>24341303
>dicklets are literally this angry
7"+ isn't even that impressive. You're bigger than 80% according to most statistics, that means several millions of dudes are bigger than you
>>24341303
How many people do you think read this thread and then don't respond?
I came to this thread for pictures of 7inch+ uncut robot dong and im very disappointed
>tfw 23 cavalry kills in last battle
>>24341553
I've posted mine like 3000 times already, sorry skank.
I'm okay with my dick
this has got to be the dumbest site i've seen on the internet yet. who the fuck obsesses about their dick size this much that they want to visually compare it in different angles to other penises?
>>24341574
holy shit kek
>>24341553
>>24341587
on second thought here you go dear
>>24341574
>Say that to my face fucker, not online see what happens
kek
>>24341797
>changes his mind in 12 minutes
B E T A
E
T
A
>>24341574
>>24341850
fuck offff LMAO
>>24341797
pretty good cock
I saved it
You don't need to visualize anything at all if you actually fuck women and know that yours is good enough.
>>24341883
s...s-sorry
>>24339413
Flawed. It's an average of self input.
>>24341850
>>24341574
>tfw you can actually fuck yourself
>>24342233
Wrong image, but at least I have two dubs
>>24342261
fukkkkk ;u;
>>24339413
>tfw your dick is larger than some entry level dildos
>>24342328
>he's smaller than even a medium Chance
entry level my ass.
seriously consider transitioning.
>>24343665
talking human shaped dildos here m8
>>24343715
why would you even want a human-shaped dildo? just stick a real dick in your ass dumbshit.
>bone pressed
that's just cheating for insecure people
>>24343907
>tfw still sub 4" pressed
>>24343907
your dad was feeling pretty insecure last night
watching as i pressed my 8-inch bone into your mother's gaping asshole
>tfw circumcised
Kill me.
>tfw want to measure flaccid but get erect whenever I touch it
This isn't so bad right?
>>24339413
Decently long, but thick
>just me27544678798657968532
Are mr white and mr black meant to be the average for white and black people respectively?
>>24344605
Why is every dick i see nicer than mine? My 5 incher looks like someone teleported behind it with nippon steel. I mean, whoever did my circumcision was drunk, because there are scars everywhere. My dick looks like a grizzled war vet. My dick puts mickey rourke's messed up face to shame. I want to die
>>24344919
>my dick looks like a grizzled war vet
Then play up that angle. Girls love a bad boy. Let your pubes grow out. Work on your thousand-yard one-eyed stare. Wrap a bandana and an eyepatch around your solid snake.
>>24345055
Alright anon, when i whip out my cosplaying solid snake frankenwang i'll see if the ladies take it. May as well have fun with my ugly dick, it's not like anyone else will. :(
White dick master race
A-At least Jamal can please my wife...
Dunno if I'm cheating a bit with my measuring but anyway it's pretty big
>>24339413
> tfw 5.5 x 4.5 inch
> tfw qt virgin gf thinks its big
Jokes on you fags, if you have charisma and intelligence they don't give a shit about your dick size. Plus, females are awful at estimating size anyway. She honestly thinks its 7 inches long.
>>24345582
2 b h senpai its not about the size but how you use it
>ITT : 0 timestamp
>>24346355
>tfw you're only 7 inches
why live
>>24346355
Not gonna fap again. Ruler will suffice
Also, time zones
>>24346355
>Dunno if I'm cheating a bit with my measuring
You'd think that you'd have figured that out sometime in the last two months.
>>24344919
My dick is 4.2 inches in girth and 5.5 inches long. Sometimes I feel like I can't really complain but I've literally been told that my dick is small by two girls, every girl I've ever been with has faked her orgasm. I understand that size isn't everything and honestly I probably give pretty weak dick, but at the same time I feel like I don't have the hardware to make it happen.
American women are whores, trying to compete in this game is so exhausting. I've thought about suicide often because the only girl I've ever really loved left me because my dick was too small (She didn't say that was the reason but I know it was a major factor).
We'd all probably be better off with foreign women but that won't alleviate the pain of being insecure about our dick sizes.
If you all are really like me, depressed about your dick size to the point of wanting to an hero please hear me out.
There are many experimental methods of penis enlargement that may or may not work, I propose that we take it upon ourselves to better mankind forever right now.
If we're going to kill ourselves anyway then we might as well do some good beforehand right? Why not form a group and try as many experimental penis enlargement methods as possible and share our results with each other, at the end of the study we will either have a legitimate form of penis enhancement, or we'll fuck up our dicks but it wouldn't matter because we were going to kill ourselves anyway.
I think this is a good idea and if you don't accept this offer then you have no right to ever complain about the size of your dick again.
Who's with me?
>>24346703
>Using Chinese metrics as measurements.
I got news for you son...
Speaking of dicks, I don't know why, but I got turned on at the thought of fapping to images of my ex and instead fapped to my own penis.
I'm feeling something that's more obscure, yet stronger than post-fap regret. In large part, because I took pictures and video as I did it. May as well share.
>>24346703
>18
I regret to inform you that there are only 12 months in a year.
>tfw your dick is angled upwards
>looks 5.5 looking at it
feelsbadman
>>24347189
>2015
>being amerifat
>>24347312
It's 2015! Come on, get with the program!
Feelsgoodman
I also shared a dick pic with a girl who showed all my friends who were all like, "wow. That's pretty big."
>>24347404
Proof without a time stamp. I don't want to go through the effort.
>tfw slant left from masturbating 5 times a day.
>>24346960
It's not really my size, it's the fucked up scars all over it. My size is small, yeah. But the scars man. I seriously dont know how its all the way up my dick
>>24347446
That doesn't look anything like 8 inches to me.
>>24347446
>cut
lol
>not switching up which hand you use
lol
>that toilet seat
ew
>>24347446
>shit on the toilet seat
ayy lmao
>>24347661
It's only 8 if I push down the skin.
>>24347714
Actually, that's wood where the paint chipped away.
>>24346960
How come no one is responding to this? You all would rather sit and complain about your dick sizes than try to do something about it?
Fuck you niggers
Dicklets are about to be mad when they see my Dick, still a virgin though
>>24348202
>family guy boxers
lol
>cut
lol
>pointing downwards
lol
>>24348202
How big?
H
Ow
>>24348370
As for the family guy boxers those I got for Christmas when I was 17, and I didn't even like family guy. I wear them when I'm lounging. Fuck off.
And also I think ur kinda mad
>>24348504
Why would I be mad for having an intact foreskin?
Is 5.5 long x 5 girth really that small? Just how big would most women want a perfect man's dick to be?
>>24348585
Women want big dicks, but they all differ in how big. Honestly yours sounds right at average, so your dick size shouldn't help or hurt your chance either way. Unless of course you're after a real size queen
>>24348585
5.5 long is average
That is to say, approximately half of the population is longer than you
Accurate except it's skinnier around the base. At the thickest is 6.25".
No, it does not look big at all. In fact, it's quite graceful. Only until I put it in do I get the gasps and ohmygods.
>>24348654
That's not how averaging works.
>>24348846
That's exactly how averaging works
Are you thinking of the median?
6.7x5 here
It's not big, but never bothered me desu senpai
>>24348912
>even lighting
>getting your willy out while outside
>>24348889
It's technically correct to say that but in terms of averaging, if you have an average size then a large percent of the population of males will exhibit sizes within a standard deviation or less of your size with a smaller percentage of males having smaller/larger dicks than average.
>>24348936
Oh
In that case you're right. I did say 'approximately' to account for people with the same size, but you're right in saying that majority of the theoretical 50% above will have a size fairly close to the average
>>24339413
thats about it except i have more width than thickness
>>24346355
>>24346355
>>24346355
>>24346355
No thoughts on my cock?
i have a 5 inch dick
>>24349393
Pretty gay.
Im so skinny
>>24346355
Thats a fake ruler kill yourself faggot
>>24349757
that denial
>>24341303
Do you not get the concept of reptorting bias? The anons who are confident in their size are more likely to post, not all but generally. This skews the result and makes it seem like everyone has a 7+ inch dick
With all this dick measuring going, it reminded me of that screencap of this manlet who took a pic of himself next to a door and an autist was able to prove he was lying about his already manlet height and that he was shorter based on some photoshop line measuring and the standard height of a door knob. Anyone got that screencap?
>>24349891
Use another ruler then faggot
it's funny how guys care more about dick size than girls do. as long as your average or so they don't really care.
>>24349973
why would I? It's a perfectly normal ruler
>>24350022
Kek. Not true. The sluts definitely care and most women at this age who are good looking are sluts. There was this popular yikyak from this roastie that had 200 upvotes which said that guys should stop being delusional and come to terms that dick size does matter
>>24339413
Who gives a fuck about my size when I can rarely get my dick to anything past 80 or 90%
>>24341553
>uncut
oh, ok.JUST
>>24348003
>It's only 8 if I push down the skin.
Yeah no.
>>24349393
My thoughts are:
1. Measure from along the top like everyone else
2. Don't spam across a dozen different threads and on a dozen different boards and beg for attention when no one responds
3. Don't go on an autistic rampage when someone finally does respond to you
>Me
>6'1
>5.5"
>Older Brother
>5'9
>8"
Which is better?
Small dick master race reporting.
Thanks to my small dick I can fully enjoy humiliation and kekoldry.
>tfw 6.9 x 5.5 hard
>under 2 inches soft
fuck, I would gladly trade an inch of erect cock for more flaccid length
>>24352085
I feel you brah
>>24351740
Why do you know your older brother's specific measurements?
>>24350022
>as long as your average or so they don't really care.
I'm significantly below average. The only time I talk or think about my dick is in threads like this.
>>24352023
Ah you lucky bitch.
>Submissive as fuck
>7', thick
>7x5.5
calling bullshit that i'm above average
it just looks and feels so small
i could stand to lose some weight, but i doubt it will make it look that much bigger
i'm almost certain the 5-6" = average 'fact' is just a myth. 7 is the real average.
>>24352085
Dude, just rock a semi all the time. It happens naturally if you're a high test alpha male who doesn't masturbate and is horny all the time.
Anyone else not like pulling their foreskin all the way back? I mean I've peeled and all that, but it just feels uncomfortable to fap with it pulled back
>>24353538
how do you fap with it pulled back? Doesn't it inevitably cover it again as part of the stroking motion?
>>24346355
tbqh, senpai, you're adding about an inch by measuring from the side and pushing back.
>>24348504
That Stewie looks like hes looking in horror at your dick.
Also nice wallpaper (srs, its cute)
>tfw 5"
Is there a legit way to make your dick bigger?
