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>carve penis size hole into orange >microwave for 30 seconds
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2015-11-17 23:26:28 Post No. 24339271
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:26:28 Post No. 24339271 [Report]
>carve penis size hole into orange
>microwave for 30 seconds
>use as makeshift onahole

Has anybody here done this?
How does it feel?
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:27:18 Post No.24339290
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:27:18 Post No.24339290 [Report]
>>24339271
That sounds like it would sting like hell
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:27:23 Post No.24339292
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:27:23 Post No.24339292 [Report]
>>24339271

no. probably like i wasted a good orange for nothing,
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:30 Post No.24339313
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:30 Post No.24339313 [Report]
>>24339271

>carve a penis sized hole into an orange
>implying my penis isn't bigger than the entire orange
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:44 Post No.24339318
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:44 Post No.24339318 [Report]
>>24339271
>orange
lmao dicklets

>not grapefruit
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:47 Post No.24339320
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:28:47 Post No.24339320 [Report]
Saw this thread and was considering doing this before >>24339290 made me imagine the pain of hot orange juice down my urethra.
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incel manlet (ID: !!Lxb25I21puB) 2015-11-17 23:29:25 Post No.24339331
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incel manlet (ID: !!Lxb25I21puB) 2015-11-17 23:29:25 Post No.24339331 [Report]
>>24339271
>make a huge mess in the microwave
>burn your penis
Great idea. Please do it.
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:36 Post No.24339336
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:36 Post No.24339336 [Report]
Pretty sure you're supposed to use a melon for that.
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:48 Post No.24339341
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:48 Post No.24339341 [Report]
>>24339318

>grapefruit
>not a melon

lmao averagelet
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:49 Post No.24339342
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:49 Post No.24339342 [Report]
>>24339271
It's a peach you actual retard.
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:56 Post No.24339345
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:29:56 Post No.24339345 [Report]
>>24339271
enjoy citric acid on your dick.
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:31:00 Post No.24339361
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:31:00 Post No.24339361 [Report]
>>24339318
>grapefruit

/fit/ pls go
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:35:00 Post No.24339424
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:35:00 Post No.24339424 [Report]
>>24339318

I would use a grapefruit, but I don't have any.
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:37:15 Post No.24339464
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Anonymous 2015-11-17 23:37:15 Post No.24339464 [Report]
Wait does this shit actually work? I have a big dick so I'd probably need a cantaloupe or something
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