>wake up
>see this
wat to do?
WHY ISN'T SHE PLAYING FALLOUT 4
>go back to sleep
>then wake up again
>>24338998
>kiss gently
>grab my shit
>run away while she's calling the cops
>>24338998
Realise that I'm wasting my time by posting this reply to your thread.
Call the cops. Breaking and entering is a crime.
>>24338998
throw up because of her disgusting morning breath. throw up at the foul stench of her unwashed vagina, her panturs smell like shit her morning breath smells like shit
women are just as disgusting as you are you fucking cunts. stop putting these walking fuck holes on pedestals
>>24338998
>THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>>24338998
Enjoy the dream while it lasts
>feel insecure about our faces being close
>scared to talk because I'll stutter
>think it's all some kind of trap
>get out of bed
>she follows me and puts her arms around me
>I look at her afraid
>expecting her to stab me and take my money
>she kisses me on the lips
>for a second I feel happy
>I wake up
>>24339286
>anon...you have died
>>24338998
slice her throat open, drain her blood then carve her up to store her in the freezer
she's mine now chad
>>24338998
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>>24338998
>open up pic
>didn't realise it was a gif
>eyes are closed
>look away for a second
>eyes are open looking directly at me
>freak the fuck out for half a second
10/10 pretty spooped
>>24338998
Punch and run desu senpai
>>24338998
Hello miss!
First of, can you tell me where am I and how I got here?
Also are you interested in meeting a robot? I can explain to you what a robot is.
>>24338998
Why would she go to sleep wearing make up, with her hair perfectly brushed?
I'd think she's some sort of android trying to mess with me, pick the bat I keep under my bed and beat her ass to death it.
>>24338998
Cut off its arms in case it's a trap then open its chest.
>>24339187
>making all these assumptions
>being an edgy retard
Reach out and grab her face. I want to feel it on my palm.
>>24339231
WATER FLOWING UNDER GROUND
>>24338998
god damnit not another of those dreams where im happier then ever ... waking up in a soft bed near a perfect girlfriend with the summer breeze gently blowing on white curtains in the background. It all feels so real, i can smell her hair and feel the softness of her face...
and then i wake up and stay even more miserable for a week until i forget about it.
Wake up for real this time
Stop op, I finally had a dream last night that my ex wasn't in
