>His name starts with a K or C
>>24337939
Kuck?
C uck?
>Her name starts with an F and she's being spitroasted by K and C right now
fuck you
kyle/kevin isnt a bad name
>not being a part of the Kyle master race
>dislike name
>too attached to it to change it
>Someone calls you a short version of your name
A-are we friends now?
>Name starts with T, J, or P
>his name starts with a J
>Clark
>conner
>cris
Superman's senpai has pretty great names desu
>>24337999
>nice trips.
bottom tier K name here
OK, I'll leave.Ken isn't that bad, right?
Read more : http://www.ehow.com/how_8649814_black-text-4chan.html
Kristopher Kek
>>24337999
>Kuckyle
>Kuckvin
yeah
nice try
> his name starts with a letter of the English alphabet
>>24337939
My name starts with a K and my last name starts with a C. Come at me, bitch.
>tfw boy with girls name
my name starts with a C but is more common with a K where I live
fitting for the pathetic C-U-C-K manchild I am, isn't it?
Fuck, is Charles ok? It's a preppy name...
>>24339202
who names their boy akari?
This just in: woman sets yet another nigh impossible and entirely shallow standard for men to achieve in order to "deserve" her disgusting black hole cunt
Lower your standards, you insufferable bitches
tfw name is Kane
>tfw named Yuri
>not russian
Is this a Chad name?
Also before anyone makes fucking anime jokes get fucked weebs
>>24339202
Kamille?
>His name starts with D
>>24339485
would be alright if it were Kain desu
Kane is shit tho
>>24339172
what kind of sandnigger name do you have
>>24339500
you were destined to become a god of 2d lesbians
that's the opposite of chad
>>24339485
You're a big guy
If I pulled that off would you die?
Carlo isn't that bad, name of many kings
I would have loved to be called Nicola though
>>24337939
How can women not like men with names that start with K and C? They practically worship Chad Thundercock and Kunta Kintae
>>24339561
English? blox
>>24339172
Kabir CuCkman
>his name starts with an "S"
>>24339560
Nice, where can I claim my reward?
Also
>tfw hearing my name mentioned in anime
such a weird feel tb.h
>>24339425
They will lower their standards in due time.
Ask yourself: what is the most intrinsically valuable human on the planet? It must be an 18-24 year old girl. Girls of that age are sought after naturally by many people, because they are the pinnacle of beauty in the entire human race. Of course they have ridiculous standards, because they are sought after by almost everyone. Anyone will do anything to be with them.
Wait until they are late 20's or early 30's and their intrinsic value fades. They are less beautiful and can't make as many demands. At that moment, your career as a man will take off and though you are not intrinsically valuable, the trajectory of your life takes a turn that adds huge value. You will experience a sharp turnaround where women who are still single at 30 are seeking you instead. And thanks to modern feminism and "career woman" culture, there will be a record number of single 30 year old women waiting for you.
I am 21 now and I date early 30's women who take care of me and buy me things, I'm pretty much a male gold digger.
>>24339525
Fuck off, I bet you have a shit name like Ryan or Matthew or something.
>>24339617
in 2d heaven
known to this world as "suicide by hanging"
>>24339590
>tfw carlton
Caro-Kann.
>>24339640
No thanks
>tfw have an entire board named after me
Bet you fags can't say that huh
>>24339737
actually senpai my name is Yaoi
we were destined from the start to fight to the death over the reign of homosexuality on the universe that we're just now starting to see
H-how bad is an H?
>>24339903
H is for Homos
>>24339919It's sad because it's trueFuck you robot
>>24339666
Do the dance
>tfw z
>tfw F
I start with J and have a Greek middle name.
Is that bad?
>>24340067
>tfwZion
>>24340320
damn
even i don't have it that bad
>>24338066
>Your full name is just a shortened version of another name
My name is just Alex
>>24340421
i would call you alexander just to fuck with you
>>24340421
>MY NAME lS RlCK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
>Kieran
A-am I chad?
>>24337939
Does Ch count? Or are diphthongs exempt from this rule?
>carlos
holy fuck yes yes YES
>>24340613
ch is a dipthong?
>>24340649
No, it isn't. That guy is a fucking retard.
>>24339982
every god damn time
>>24338003
If you wanna smoke, let's smoke
If you wanna joke, then get out dude
>>24337939
KC Green?
>>24340585
MY NAME
>>24340421
Hiya pinchy
>be spic and look spic with spiccest name imaginable
>can't even speak spanish
>tfw your name is Chad; but, you are not a chad.
>>24340812
Feck off with that AA shit.
>>24339390
Who's Akari?
>>24340977
the spooky invisible soul of a ghost haunting the empty picture I replied to
>>24338003
Based kyle reporting sir
>tfw kyle but bad at enunciation so constantly called carl
>>24337939
Mom was gonna call me lobo but my dad stopped here
I didn't realise k names were a turn off
Or any name for that matter
>>24341089
Kobi*
Fuck this gay ass phone
>>24341107
That's like calling your child Sirloin
>tfw karim
>tfw my mom wanted to name me chady
>>24341252
Like I said thank god my dad stop her
>>24337939
But I love you.
>>24341372
Are your parents black or fans of basketball?
>>24341624
Dad's black mom's white
The only sport I've seen my dad interested in is boxing
C A N D Y
A
N
D
Y
>his name begins with an L
>>24339545
>sandnigger
I'm a pale emperor living in a white country.
>her name starts with a V
I have literally never seen an ugly woman named Victoria
>>24339525
What? You can't handle the D?
>>24339202
There was a whole song written about people like you lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gbtm-93oqE
>>24342111
these trips don't lie
