When was the last time you were this close to a girl /r9k/?family doesn't count
If some Eastern religions are true then possibly a past life
Almost three years ago
>tfw never going to have a gf ever again
5 months ago
tfw no gf
>>24337875
>implying I already had.
>>24337875
I-I dont think i ever have been.
i accidentally sled my hand over some girl's coat a few days ago
>>24337992
>>24338025
>"Anon you're already 25yo, why don't you get a gf?"
>>24337875
a week or so ago
this girl at work got seductively close to me when talking to me and kinda backed me up against a wall
its very nervewracking to be in a situation like that and my first instinct is always to run away
she has a boyfriend though which is very sad because i really like her
>>24337875
Saturday m8
>>24337875
misaki-chan, i...
i..i miss you.
>>24338096
Neck yourself mang
>>24338096
who wants to be saved? just press the pic and it will all be ok
>>24337903
What's your story anon? Why no gf?
>>24338131
>>24338135
ok. good bye. see you on the otherside
>>24338131
>>24338135
hey stop that faggouts, misaki isn't a succubus
>>24338131
your from Croydon?
Probably five years ago.
I have hope, though.
>>24337875
Sorry I am unable to determine distance due to the lack of depth and scale.
what do i have to do op?
>>24337875
right fucking now
>>24338139
>normie complaining about ex gf
>caring about his story
A day ago when I went and visited my girlfriend at collegeJust because you have a girlfriend doesnt mean you're a "normie" ya dumbshits
>>24338353
>girlfriend at college
>at college
aren't you disgusted? be careful with the word "fun" whenever she mentions it, either waysyou're a cu ck now
>>24338440
Are you actually that paranoid? Christ man get some help. You've spent too much time on the internet it seems
>>24338478
>that paranoid
sooner or later you know it will happen, we are always right
>When was the last time you were this close to a girl /r9k/?
Never.
>>24338353
>Just because you have a girlfriend doesnt mean you're a "normie" ya dumbshits
and here I thought that the robot would save us
>>24337875
>When was the last time you were this close to a girl /r9k/?
couple weeks ago.
Best friend of mine was a girl. We stopped talking as much when she moved away
My first real friend was a girl too, standard "show me yours and I'll show mine" shenanigans
>>24338502
Riiight. Okay well you can continue with your paranoia and distrust of people for all I care, im just glad I dont have severe trust issues like you.She tells me often enough that she has fun with her friends, but I'm not dumb enough to believe that means she's sleeping around
When I was 12.
>>24337875
never
kv at 24. nofap day 17 though, so hopefully that will change soon. for some reason my arm is in intense pain, probably excess sperm and testosterone causing growing pains.
I tutor. I get to sit next to qts and look at them all the time.
I miss tutoring at CC because I could see more needy people, and some of the MILFs didn't really respect personal space. I fucking love when I a woman trust my judgement over hers, or almost coos when she talks.
