>go to hairdresser
>forced to look at myself in the mirror for an hour
did you tell him to JUST
>>24337667
Just close your eyes man
>>24337667
>an hour
Are you a woman?
Just ask for "short", done in 10 minutes
>>24337722
that's literally all he said to the barber
>that ok for you?
Everytime I go I make this face pic related
Im really quite autistic desu
>>24337667
That was so fucking awkward every time, that's why i used to go once per 6 months.
Now i bought a clipper and do myself twice a month, best money investment in my life.
Just started Going to a new Barber. He's cool as fuck. Talk about weed n shit, best cut I've had, hot towel on face, beard trimmed and neck shaved with hot steam blower. Then cold towel, beard oil then face cream. Trims brows n shit too, come out like a new man.
One thing women got right is this pampering shit feelsgoodman.jpg
>>24337667
>So how would you like your hair cut today?
>Just FUCK my hair up senpai.
>>24337667
>go to hair dresser
>Spend the whole time with my hair lifted up and my deeply receded hairline showing
>Some nw1 prick walks in and just stares at me and I start sweating
>>24337722
FUCK SHIT UP PHAM
>bring some pictures of handsome dudes you want to look like
>get your scalp gently rubbed with shampoo and conditioner by a qt with soft hands
>I tip well so sometimes she rests her tits on my head or shoulders
>discuss what works with my hair and if it's possible to look like in the pictures, feels nice getting listened to
>close your eyes and doze off listening to music with the occasional question about how you want the back or sides
>receive advice on how to style it myself while getting product applied, sometimes wax or mousse because curly
>leave the place relaxed and looking on point
I may be a high grade autist but haircuts are some of the nicest things around, family.
>>24338075
God I wish I could be this happy. I want to be one of you rich pretentious pricks
>>24337667
>not looking down the entire time
>>24337667
Do what I do, close your eyes and relax while your hair gets cut.
>tfw at least i think i look alright
No one else finds me attractive but when i look in the mirror i don't think it's bad at all.
>go get haircut
>afterwards she says "now thats better"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>done getting haircut
>"youre a new man now!"
nope still busted
>sit down in seat
>look everywhere but at her nametag in front of me
>don't want her to think I'm some crazy stalker type
>tfw people rarely understand what I'm saying
>tfw a young male foreign barber mishears me and immediately shaves a strip of my hair to bald-length
>repeat what I said and he says "ok" and nods and does it again
>sperg out and walk out and walk through the city with strips shaves off my hair looking for another barber
>post about it on 4chan when I get home
>someone says I'm pathetic and that they pity me
>>24338382
Hahahaha
that's sweet
>>24338530
Also my mom claims to think i'm handsome.
>go to hairdresser
>she pulls my hair back
>forced to look at my fucked hairline
Just end my suffering.
I fucking hate haircuts, had to get them from my grandpa when i was little
>"ok anon, take your shirt off, won't want it to be covered in hair"
>he takes his off too
>"ok i'm going to start buzzing you now"
>he cuts my hair
>"oh wow anon, you look great! hang on...what's this? it looks like your neck has a rash"
>"here, let me help with that"
>he gets oil and massages my neck
>"lookin sharp, anon! all the ladies will love your new look!"
>>24337667
Holy fuck I hate this.
>>24337733
They might think i'm weird if I do that.
>>24338543
you gonna fuck her?
keep me updated
>>24338550
>tfw you grandpop sounds like a cool guy
>go in for a quick cut
>she tries making conversation
>he goes to supercuts
>>24338075
>go into the backroom to have a cutie massage my scalp
>i cant hear a fucking thing over the sounds of water splosh
>"up to much this weekend" i think she says
>"no" i reply
>silence until i reach the next level in this horror house
i wish i was you
>>24337932
MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
That is the most uncomfortable shit. Mine isn't too bad, I just have a 5-head but Christ Almighty, do I hate that.
>>24337804
>half nod
>bearly audible mumble
>"Yeah"
JUST
>>24337886
Sounds normie as fuck. Why can't hairdressers just do their job without talking to me? I hope their job gets automated and replaced by robots
>>24337667
I close my eyes.
>>24338562
Who cares?
>>24337667
>go to hairdresser
>look at myself in mirror
>realize i have strange quirks such as moving my tongue around too much, moving my lips, and licking my teeth
>panic as i try to figure out how long ive been doing this for
>be me
>parent tells me to smile
>do a really forced and wide grin
>check myself in mirror while smiling
>tfw my mouth and face barely look happy at all and my smile turns out weak
>be me today
>trying to chew off piece of skin on my lip
>think i look like im dping a sxc lip bite
>check in mirror
>looks like im trying to suck mouth in
>no red area around lips, just a slit
>looks awful and very not sxc
just fuck my mouth up tbqh :/
>>24337667
Man I'm so happy I bought a hair clipper and started cutting my own hair
>>24337667
>go to Big Finish hairbarber
>Him: "wat kinda cut u want senpai?"
>Me: "just fuck my shit up"
>Forced to look at myself in the mirror
>Staring into the abyss that is the life of Paul McGann
>The only peace I can feel is imagining my own inevitable death.
JUST
